Thursday, 26 October 2023

The Invasion: Ranking - 28

  

The Invasion

(Season 6, Dr 2 with Jamie and Zoe, 2/11/1968-21/12/1968, producer: Peter Bryant, script editor: Terrance Dicks, writer: Derrick Sherwin from an idea by Kit Pedler, director: Douglas Camfield)

Rank: 28

   'Dear Mum on Mondas, Wish you were here! had a fun holiday on our twin Earth. See attached pictures of me deleting the pigeons in the park and looking at the Autons in Madame Tussaud's waxworks. I got a bit sick on the London Eye, but then I remembered that Cybermen aren't meant to go dizzy or feel pain so I tried to hide it and I was only a little bit sick afterwards. Our cyber controller was so pleased with us for exterminating the Humans that he let us go get ice creams and take them to our underground layer in the sewers. I'll be back home soon, probably. Oh and I've got a tonne of cyber-industries gadgets to take home as presents. See you soon, invasion plans and rogue timelords permitting!'



    


As much as I’m the nerdy sort of collector who wants to own everything about the subject I’m interested in no matter how obscure or overlooked, sometimes a decent compilation is a really good way to enjoy something too. Having a ‘greatest hits’ package for a series as long, as varied and unwieldy as Dr Who is asking for trouble, but if I had to pick one story that summed up this mad ol’ series better than any other it would be ‘The Invasion’. It’s not that this eight-parter does any one thing better than any other Dr Who story, more that it does pretty much all the things you associate with the show all together, in one go, even though it’s doing some of them for the first time and others for the last time, as if past, present and future have collided in some accidental timeloop. Not in some boring generic tick-box way like some other stories that try a little too hard to be all things to all timelords either (looking at you ‘Claws Of Axos’ and ‘Age Of Steel’) but in a set of episodes that tells a great story in its own right, not too complex for newcomers to understand but complex enough for fans to get something new out of it. I mean just take that title alone ‘The Invasion’ (because everyone wanted to keep The Cybermen art a surprise…ruined, not for the first or last time, by the Radio Times doing a big splash feature on the story!) It almost doesn’t matter what’s being invaded by whom, because this is a story that’s much about how Humans would rally together (or not) in the case of a mass invasion and how unprepared we are for cyber-converted visitors from space. Especially as modern capitalist life is turning so many of us into unthinking cyber zombies to begin with.


This was a time of transition for Dr Who, four stories from the end of its sixth season when the show will become almost unrecognisable with a new Doctor, new companions, new set up, new production team and in colour to boot. The start of the new era is beginning to arrive though: Terrance Dicks starts his record six year stint as script editor here (by far the longest the ‘classic’ series ever had), old producer Peter Bryant is bowing out to make way for Barry Letts, stars Patrick Troughton, Frazer Hines and Wendy Padbury have all come to the decision that it was time to move on at the end of the year either just before or during the making of this story, while this is additionally an adventure based on an idea by Dr Kit Pedler (Dr Who’s own ‘scientific advisor’ for the transition from the 1st Dr to the 2nd who comes up with a lot of the stories in this era- only he didn’t have time to write, given he was busy with the first series of ‘Doomwatch’) and the only script credited to former script editor and future producer Derrick Sherwin. Change is in the air, with a story that’s still recognisably like every other 2nd Dr story (a fight against inhumane ruthless killer monsters!) but also feels rather like the 3rd Dr stories to come (all that military setup and a plot about mass invasions) and flashes of the end of the 1st Dr era to boot (a big computer and a cyber-army picking people off one by one). Stylistically, too, this is a halfway house between the atmospheric 1960s and the visual 1970s, filmed in black and white but with the ‘feel’ of a colour story. The overall feel is like one of those clever shots of the Tardis arriving somewhere in mid-materialisation, when its clearly taking up space but hasn’t quite fully arrived yet. 


One other thing makes ‘The Invasion’ feel like the future. Traditionally so far if the monsters have a voice it comes from a leader whose a taller meaner version of the rest, or maybe a mad computer, but the Cybermen have a baddy whose amongst the most eloquent and intelligent of the lot. While the Cybermen do their usual invading thing there’s also a human collaborator doing all the talking for them in Kevin Stoney’s wonderfully subtle portrayal of your usual mad psychopath collaborator Tobias Vaughan, a millionaire businessman with more money than sense, whose become rich off building technological gadgets that exploit us rather than entertain us, someone who could do so much good but who instead chooses to do harm. I love the way that Vaughan’s office is filled with links to cameras and videophones, as if he’s invented Zoom calling a good thirty years before anyone was thinking like this for real. Were this story to be re-made today they would be just like Bill Gates or Elon Musk, but the clever thing about Tobias Vaughan is just how charming he is: while the Cybermen walk the walk he’s a man who can talk the talk quite brilliantly. The clues as to his Cyber-collaboration are all there (if you somehow missed the Radio Times expose): the computer secretary in the basement, the way he stays so calm and unruffled even when the Doctor is on to him (the moment at which the baddies generally start to panic or rant) and the lack of blinking (though it’s hard to tell given that the actor has a lazy eye). Kevin Stoney is magnificent in the part: even when you know he’s up to no good you still feel yourself trusting him against your better instincts because what he says sounds so reasonable and his calm demeanour makes the Doctor sound like the unreasonable madman. He’s a little like mad psychopathic human collaborators of the past (notably wonderfully subtle psychopath and Dalek buddy Mavic Chen played by, umm, Kevin Stoney) but more the sort of person associated with the stories of the 4th Dr era (when Tom Baker was at his best clashing with someone as full of life as he was). Of course Tobias Vaughan is going to be working with the Cybermen – and arrogant enough to think he can successfully double-cross them, when they intend to do exactly the same thing to him. Tobias Vaughan is a superb baddy and Kevin Stoney is one of the best actors to ever appear in the series – it’s a real shame he wasn’t brought back ‘Master’ style as a semi-regular – and Roger Delgado’s suave first incarnation owes a lot to Stoney’s unruffled unhinged madman, equally at home discussing figures with accountants and giving instructions to take over the world via his cyber-radio. Peter Halliday’s Packer is a superb henchman too, doing all the dirty jobs Vaughan is too posh to do, taking the brunt of his employer’s wrath and his increased anguish over what his boss might shout at him next is by turns hilarious and sad, all emotion to his boss’ neutral tones. ‘The Invasion’ also shows off the actor’s impressive range by getting Halliday to provide most of the chilling emotionless Cybermen voices on the side.


Even though they don’t appear till halfway through (and are described as ‘our allies’ in conversation till then) there’s only one star, however. I have a real soft spot for the Cybermen stories of the 1960s, which are all first-class without exception and make our Mondasian cousins amongst the most brutal and sneaky and hard to kill of all Dr Who monsters, before they started mucking about in the colour years making them susceptible to gold and guns and all sorts of things. This might be because they lend themselves to a particular sort of 1960s story, about spies lurking undercover and the inhuman people running the world: The Daleks are kind of timeless and The Master is a particularly 1970s sort of a threat, a colourful individual taking over the world on a whim, but The Cybermen are the machine, the unstoppable giants in control who dictate how everyone lives. They’re a real threat in this story, arguably for the last time, an unstoppable force everyone is automatically afraid of even if people don’t know what they are. They look great too: this is the debut appearance of the iconic designs everyone associates with Cybermen and even though I’m mighty fond of the first and second versions they do make the monsters look ;tougher’ and suitably more ‘streetwise’, with ‘teardrop’ eyes that hint at the Human emotions buried so very far under the surface and jug-handles that mimic the transistor radios they use as part of their plan, making them like objects. The Cybermen try several different invasions in this story: they start subtly by using cyber-technology hidden away in machines being built by cyber industries, then pop out from their hiding places down some remarkably clean sewers (surely the ultimate example of Dr Who taking the ordinary and making it extraordinary – not many series would make a sewage system such a plot point, although it is also very like the Yetis in the underground from earlier in the year) and then, when they’ve gathered all they need to know about mankind, the Cybermen invade en masse, with another fleet waiting poised in space. It’s a bonkers plot but somehow, especially watched an episode a week the way it was meant to be watched, it works.


The real villain in this story, as with so many Kit Pedler ‘ideas’, is technology. Now Dr Who has had a changing view of just how good science is. The Doctor, after all is a scientists who  believes in curiosity and growth and development, but at the same time thee’ always been a long-running fear across this series that the wrong people are in charge and that one day the technology might take us over. We already saw that with ‘The War Machines’ giant computer controlling everyone but here it’s worse because this is a businessman handing us over to our enemies. Basically technology is only as good or as moral as the people who make it and while Professor Watkins is exactly the kind of entrepreneur someone like Kit Pedler would love, the (quite literally) robotic corporations that take his inventions over and steal his soul use and mass-produce it do so for all the wrong reasons. It’s no coincidence that Vaughan has made his money out of his bugged technological gadgets at International Electromatics, each one sending radio waves into the ether for the Cybermen to follow and out Humans to sleep. Doctor Pedler had already invented the Cybermen partly out of his fears that new biological technology  was getting to the point where Humans could play God with each other and replace worn out parts; it’s a natural next step that, rather than implant a bunch of cybernetics into our body, we are really imploring them willingly into our brains. Unless you have a technology degree few people really understand how the gadgets we surround ourselves us with work and they would be an easy thing to exploit – as you can see with the fuss about what countries are using Tiktok and other apps to ‘spy’ on us today. ‘The Invasion’ correctly guesses that uneasy feeling you have  whenever you research something or even talk about it to your friend, only for your socil media to fill up with adverts for it the whole of the next week: even back in 1968 there was a feeling that ad campaigns were getting too clever and trying to ‘brainwash’ us into buying their products. Putting an evil genius in league with the Cybermen behind it all is a natural next step. It’s at one with all of ‘Doomwatch’ this story, Pedler’s next creation, about all the things he’s most frightened can so easily get out of hand with no regulations to control them. He would, I suspect, have hated AI even more than the writers of Who do now. The scenes where the Doctor and Zoe ‘accidentally’ dismantle Vaughan’s computer, by simply questioning its logic, are particularly good: even before The Cybermen turn up we see the failures of technology and how it lacks a touch a Human being would have, the grey thinking that is above yes and no answers.  


Mostly, though, ‘The Invasion’ is a sort of  back-door pilot to the new action era of Who that the incoming production team want to create. Dr Who was in trouble across season six with falling ratings as newer and more modern scifi series arrived on TV (1969 is the first year the UK get Star Trek, just as Americans are getting bored of it and see it cancelled at the end of the year). If Dr Who is to go ahead, say the BBC bosses, it needs a radical re-think:  it needs to be cheaper, with more stories set on Earth and with each story containing more episodes (so that the costs of things needing to be built for each story could be spread out across more weeks). As an eight parter, the longest story since ‘The Dalek’s Masterplan’ three years earlier, ‘The Invasion’ is just a smidgeon longer than the seven parters to come when Terrance Dicks and Barry Letts take over for real in 1970. Terrance also figures that if the Doctor is going to be stuck on Earth (and a new Doctor at that, given that Patrick Troughton has just handed in his notice) then he needs a team of regulars around him the audience can get to know. So, after a trial run with a bunch of soldiers in ‘The Web Of Fear’ everyone’s favourite fictional army subdivision UNIT get their call-up papers here, the British division of a United Nations Taskforce created to fight off alien invaders. It’s predictably the sort of thing that would happen in the real world, after all the half-invasions thwarted by the Doctor already, but with a few key differences: for one they actually have a budget and secondly the public actually kind of respect them. We already met the Brigadier in ‘Web’ and see him in command here. We also meet Sgt Benton for the first time (still a corporal here), John Levine an extra who’d already played a great deal of monsters in the show who gained ‘promotion’ after another actor kept coming in late to rehearsals and was fired by director Douglas Camfield (picked for the UNIT story because he ran his shows like a military exercise with fixed schedules and couldn’t stand lateness – he has a cameo as the driver who gives everyone a lift into town from The Tardis in episode one. That’s his wife Sheila Dunn as the voice of the computer – you can see what she looks like when he casts her again in ‘Inferno’. Or if you’re really impatient freeze-frame the later scenes of Isobel’s flat and its modelling photos: the ones taken of actress sally Faulkner mysteriously went ‘missing’ between episodes so, as the director lived with a wife who looked much the same and they were only ever seen again in long shot, he snapped some of her instead). Interestingly there’s no one else: there’s a lot of soldiers who have lines and Robert Sidaway as a Captain who, to be frank, does most of the work but none of the other actors turned up the following year as regulars. 


UNIT are also closely modelled, like a good 50% of Dr Who, on ‘Quatermass’, in which a rigid unthinking army is told what to do by a mad scientist; although unlike most of the UNIT stories to come the bad side also has a Quatermass set-up of its own with Cyber-drones working under the technology of Professor Watkins, the maddest of mad scientists. They’re never better than in their debut. They’re not the comedy stooges of their later appearances but neither are they mindless army drones. They’re a proper thinking, well, UNIT here, banding together and making the most out of their resources and open to help from passing humans and aliens (something that very much sets them apart from the cyber-soldiers they’re fighting, who don’t understand the concept of having allies). The Brigadier is such a powerful authority figure here he’s also, like most of the story, in transition, from the shifty Colonel of ‘Web Of Fear’ (he’s been promoted by this story as well as been given soldiers of his own to play around with) to the bumbling Watson to the Dr’s Sherlock Holmes of a few years’ later. However its Benton who makes the most impact despite comparatively little screentime, the Brigadier’s own personal Jamie whose brave and straightforward and loyal to a fault, John Levene making him warm and naive without making him look stupid. Would that UNIT had always been portrayed on screen as well as this, as a bunch of people working for a common goal despite their differences. Instead of becoming a bunch of peril monkeys in camouflage and the butt of the Doctor’s jokes. They’re every bit as logical and ordered as The Cybermen, but capable of grief and doubt and eagerly adopt second opinions from passing aliens, the best of both worlds. The Brigadier, particularly, is a sort of anti-Vaughan: he cares passionately about each of the men in his charge, isn’t prepared to make them do something he isn’t prepared to do and his bluster is obviously concealing a warm heart just as Vaughan’s charm is concealing his cold one. It’s the one great treagedy of this story that the pair never meet on screen and have a showdown against each other: my money would be on the Brig for all of Vaughan’s riches and power.


The reason the Brigadier is here is that the original intention for this slot had been a third story involving the Yeti in contemporary London, only the production team fell out with writers Mervyn Haisman and Henry Lincoln over ‘The Dominators’: they’d cut themselves a deal on the side for all the publicity for the Quarks and fought tooth and nail over the production team’s decision to cut the story down from six episodes to five (that story went out under a pseudonym as they were so ashamed of the finished product, as well they should be – although their draft of it is even worse). Plans to have star name actor Jack Watling and his niece appear were mooted but shelves when Victoria (Watling’s daughter Deborah) left the series and his role got so small that it wasn’t worth offering to the pair of busy actors. They both get sort of replacements in this story instead, with mad Professor Watkins and his niece Isobel, who are often quoted as this story’s weakest aspects but for me only add to the sheer newness’ of this story. You might remember from some of our reviews of the Hartnell stories how much ‘Swinging London’ was the in place to be that everyone wanted to go to from mad computers and Daleks on down? That’s cooled off a lot by the late 1960s (when Vietnam, Altamont and NASA between them were killing off the idea of the ‘hippie dream’ where science and society were bad and peace seemed a utopian fantasy) but here’s one last gasp in Isobel Watkins, a photographer in a feather boa who thinks taking pictures of the Cybermen would be a ‘groovy’ addition to her portfolio. She’s everything the Cybermen and Vaughan are not: she’s playful, flirtatious, into a good time listening to records (she has one of the most impressive collections seen in the series) and modelling, a girl so ‘now’ and ‘with it’ for 1968/69 you wonder how on earth she coped when the more austere 1970s arrived. I love her quirky nature: the un-cyber logic that she writes notes on walls instead of paper ‘because you can’t lose a wall’ and still doesn’t take off her feather boa even when running for her life. Before when Dr Who have tried to go hip and contemporary they’ve gone young: Vicki, Polly, Dodo, Thomni (‘The Abominable Snowmen’), the cast of ‘The Underwater Menace’ - every half-hippie we’ve seen have been teenagers ‘going through a phase’. But Isobel  is different: she’s the first of Dicks’ stock-in-trade independent females, recognisably like a template for ‘Sarah Jane’ (albeit even kookier), someone with their own life sorted out and able to hold her own with the male attention of a bunch of soldiers and actively looking for trouble rather than follow orders. If, as we’ve said a few times, 1960s Dr Who is an ongoing conversation between war generations and their boomer children as to whether these kids will ever be ready to face off a mass invasion of Russians/Germans/Chinese/Japanese soldiers the answer is a resounding yes: Isobel might be a floaty peacenik whose never done a day’s ‘proper’ work in her life but she’s also as hard as nails and fights alongside the soldiers. It’s her Uncle whose scatter-brained and ill-equipped to deal with the invasion, a rational scientists easily bullied and threatened into working for the enemy. Note how young the soldiers all are too: this is a young army not just because it’s only been created but because they all look twenty or younger apart from the Brigadier and even he isn’t exactly your elderly crusty general type. It’s the adults like Vaughan who are the real enemy, the symbol of capitalism and big business, who do their best to exploit the young generation. Of course, just to keep the mums and dads watching happy the world is out to cyber-sleep through pop music played on (cyber)transistor radios, their brains rotting in exactly the way their parents said they might…


Although this is a show being shot in black and white it’s also one that’s having its first thoughts about what it might look like in colour. The Cybermen are born for monochrome, tall metallic-grey meanies that look slightly silly in colour (which might be why we don’t see them again till 1975) but feel threatening the way they’re shot here, casting giant shadows over our familiar world and lurking in the dark of our sewers, underground, as un-noticed as 6 and 7 foot tall silver beings can be. At the same time, though, the thrill of this story is that, unlike their previous five appearances, they’re no longer restricted to the shadows and hiding but wide out in the open, strolling down our roads and pavements like they own the place, the sort of big visual spectacle that will become a mainstay of the show in the colour era (there’s usually one shot like this per Pertwee story). It makes a huge difference having the Cybermen come from ‘their’ world to ‘ours’: this is clearly not just a set in a TV studio and it could, thanks to the realistic nature of Kit Pedler’s ideas and Derrick Sherwin’s script, happen any moment. There is a cold war taking place after all: goodness knows when it’s going to heat up into an actual war and our streets are invaded for real; ‘The Invasion’ feels like a test run for all the nasty things people are afraid of just round the corner.


Mostly though ‘The Invasion’ is, like the vast majority of 2nd Doctor stories and for pretty much for the last time, about a base under siege – the ‘change’ is that the base is the whole of London in near-contemporary times rather than a base on the moon or a spaceship or Antarctica and the siege is a more stealthy invasion than usual. This is part of Pedler’s increasing feeling that big industrial cities were ‘wrong’ and that we were moving away from our natural inheritance as animals who lived on Earth, over-tipping the balance (his most famous works, outside Dr Who and Doomwatch, are his books about the concept of Gaia, the idea that Earth is a living organism that’s always trying to re-balance itself, often at our expense). So, instead of this being a far away land about the last defence against an invading force, as per ‘The Tenth Planet’ ‘The Moonbase’ or ‘The Wheel In Space’ ‘The Invasion’ is a tense gritty thriller about ‘them’ coming to ‘us’ and picking us off one by one. The ‘them’ are the Cybermen, the most prolific baddies of the 2nd Dr era, in their last story for six years and they’re at their best here: tall, dark and for all I know probably handsome to some cyber-women out there, doing their thing converting the locals of Earth and robbing them of all emotions. And which world is it that’s invaded? Well, for once its not a base of a few straggling pioneers in some unforgiving part of the landscape or a space station housing a handful of people but the whole of London, with iconic shots of The Cybermen marching their way around various landmarks like a bunch of alien tourists, hot-footing it round London’s tourist traps as if they’re on holiday.  In fact  There was more location filming for this story than ever before, a side effect of the shortened number of episodes this season and the fact this was the first story filmed for season six, with a full twenty-two separate locations beside the TV studio and the usual model shots and gunfights on film at Ealing. As a rule the rural scenes were shot in Gloustershire and the urban ones actually in London: the UNIT base is really the RAF one in Fairford, the entrance to the sewers is in Regent’s Street and Fore Street, the Cybermen leave the sewers at Queen Victoria Street and head down the pub in Knightrider Street. Interestingly, Vaughan’s headquarters is in Millbank, one-time headquarters of the Labour Party (rather apt for an institution being eaten away from within by a cyborg substitute taking them over one body part at a time – the only wonder to modern audiences is that emotionless leader Keir Starmer doesn’t sport jug-handles on the sides of his head and doesn’t shoot Jeremy Corbyn for daring to have ‘feelings’ for his electorate). All are great examples about the way Dr Who has the ‘ordinary’ hit head on with the ‘extraordinary’, letting loose imaginative monsters in real settings. Watch out too for the filming around a Guinness Factory in Acton (complete with its own railway sidings usefully), the first company to allow Dr Who full reign round it’s buildings in return for a nominal fee, the first time a big company (that wasn’t a quarry) had got behind the series. They also treated the cast and crew to all sorts of goodies in return for the chance to give their employees a sort of day out: there are so many shots of the stars drinking behind the scenes in guide books its a wonder they aren’t all slurring their lines by episode eight. In fact the scene where the Doctor and Jamie ‘appear round a corner’ had to be shot several times with all dialogue removed, because the pair were drunk and too busy giggling. Something that I suspect didn’t go down well with the fastidious director. Not that he’d been light on the booze either…Most famous, though is that shot of those cold illogical silver giants marching past St Paul’s Cathedral, the biggest and most famous place of worship in Britain, so ‘wrong’ it’s ‘right’ (a suggestion of designer Chris D’oly John, that the director leapt on). Originally there were set to be many more, but the guerrilla filming in the early morning ran on too long and there were too many people around: even so the shots they got were iconic, as famous as any in Dr Who. It was only three years earlier when we were having to make do with an extra’s feet walking down a road because they couldn’t spare the regulars for filming for even a day outside the studio.
In fact the only obvious places in London the Cybermen don’t go are the ones that had already been in acclaimed Who classic The Dalek Invasion Of Earth’; maybe the Cybermen were scared off by all the Dalek graffiti on Nelson’s Column?) Over the next few years you’d be amazed at how often London gets invaded once the 3rd Dr becomes exiled on Earth but for now its (almost) new: Pedler had already had a bash at invading the Post Office Tower in ‘The War Machines’ and we’ve had other stories set in the underground or in the Earth of the past or future, but this is the first time we’ve had a monster from off the telly invading streets that are recognisably ours more or less ‘now’. And it’s thrilling.


As well as expensive (adjusting for inflation ‘The Invasion’ is at least a candidate for the most expensive Dr Who story ever produced at a whole £29,000 – including some £4,000 it went over budget). And unlike some Who stories that spent money rashly (i.e. most of the big series finales in the modern era) this one uses it sparingly and uses it well: a big set here, location filming there (and just to remind you that this is Dr Who note that all of Vaughan’s offices, from around the world, are identical to the last prop, almost as if this was just the same set with a different picture outside the window). Notably, too, there are surely more extras than had ever been seen in one place before, thanks to the help of the 2nd Battalion of Coldstream Guards who appear as UNIT soldiers. Yes that’s right: actual soldiers for the first and – as it turns out – only time (although the navy get to have their own go in ‘The Sea Devils’). Yes that’s right: the army were watching recruitment numbers amongst the young fall due to, y’know, all those illegal wars they fought for no reason across the 1960s like Vietnam and Korea and they thought being associated with a children-friendly series like ‘Dr Who’ would help them out. Which it sort of does – I mean, the military never seem cooler or more professional in Dr Who than here – but equally rather misses the point: I mean the army are basically useless against the Cybermen and it’s only Zoe’s quick thinking with the missiles and the Doctor’s knowhow that helps them out; even civilian Isobel is the one who comes up with the brainwave of taking photographs of the Cybermen as ‘evidence’ the invasion is real. 


There are some truly great scenes with the regulars too: few Tardis teams are as beloved as the 2nd Dr, Jamie and Zoe and by now they know each other so well that they are bouncing off each other instinctively, with some truly great moments of comedy in amongst the high drama. Just check out Patrick Troughton’s howls of pains as he leaps from shooting Cybermen and collapses, only to immediately start posing for Isobel’s camera, using his recorder as a telescope or his improvised coin-tossing when down in the sewers (completely ignoring the answer!) The Doctor is, as usual, a comedy figure until the stakes are high and this story makes a lot of the fact that Vaughan totally underestimates him until it’s too late, the smartest man in the room who also knows its smartest to act stupid and keep quiet sometimes. Like many a Cybermen story the more they become an immovable, unstoppable force the more he becomes like quicksilver, unpredictable and malleable, inventive and creative in a way his foes could never be. 18th century Highlander Jamie gets to be properly brave and heroic as usual but also shows a new side to him, evidence that mankind hasn’t really changed that much as, like a kid of the 21st century, he becomes obsessed by Vaughan’s latest (cyber-made) electronic gadget, like a kid with an i-phone. Zoe too has one of her best stories and every time a new fan likes to talk about how they can’t stand the old series because of ‘how it always features young girls being weak and screaming’ I have to fight the urge to send them the scene where she’s in command of a whole army, giving orders based on her own calculations and doing the macho job of bringing down a cyber-fleet more or less single-handed (even if, admittedly, that scene’s rather undermined by the casual sexism of a soldier’s line ‘Can we keep her? She’s much prettier than a computer!’) Watch, too, for the way Zoe and Isobel walk into harm’s way knowingly (while poor Jamie lags behind, scared!) and Isobel’s feisty put-downs with the Brigadier (it was a brave series in 1968 that could let Isobel’s line ‘you…you man, you!’ through and comment on how ‘men are no good in situations like this’ as well as call the Brigadier a ‘cretinous anti-feminist’, something even Liz Shaw never does!)


There’s a lot going on in this story, which starts as a simple case of brainwashing, moves into a spy epic then becomes a full on action spectacle, but for once in a Dr Who story this long you need that extra running time to properly get to know these characters and uncover all the different twists and turns as we go slowly, scene by scene, from Vaughan being utterly in control of the Cybermen that he’s secretly planning to betray to the Cybermen openly betraying Vaughan as that was their plan all along as he goes to pieces, but so slowly and imperceptibly that it all feels real and plausible, not histrionic and hammy. Like most of the best Dr Whos only by good and bad coming together to stop an even worse threat much bigger than humanity does everyone finally ‘win’. The plot might ebb and flow, move from out and out comedy to full on action adventure but it’s one that always keeps you guessing and has enough twists and turns to justify the running time. A lot of Dr Who six and seven parters would have been better off as four parts, but the biggest surprise of ‘The Invasion’ is how there’s less padding than on a Cyberman, each episode upping the ante significantly until the final part is as tense as the generally leisurely 1960s episodes ever come. It’s wrapped around a plot that never outstays it’s welcome either, where despite the length Sherwin is clever enough to make every scene feel connected, so that despite having multiple different groups of people wandering around you never lose sight that they are after the same thing: to take down Vaughan and the Cybermen, in two separate ways. The ending, as a general rule Dr Who’s weakest points where a solution suddenly presents itself out of nowhere, is doubly good: the Doctor’s usual use of science against the monster is entirely justified given that the Cybermen have been using technology on ‘us’ and the fact that his invention amplifies the Cybermen’s feelings, reminding them of the people they used to be, is more satisfying than the usual ‘press a button’ endings, whilst most of the tension comes from the Doctor trying to win over the implacable baddy over to his side away from the Cybermen, something that we’re less confident he can do. Stoney is never better than when playing the dazed and vulnerable version of ‘Vaughan’, still desperately trying to stay in control even when he knows it’s hopeless and the game is up.


This isn’t just a bunch of bland recycling or foreshadowing then: ‘The Invasion’ does all things bigger and better than most Dr Whos, to the point where it’s the ultimate ‘Invasion of Earth’ story (maybe that’s why it gets such a simple, straightforward title?) but it also does a lot of things for the first time, finding the sweet spot between being ‘experimental and imaginative’ and ‘reliably using tried and tested ideas’. On the one hand it gives us things we’ve never seen before, like the individual and the monster working together and the sense of scale is something we’ve never seen before. On the other hand it’s like ‘The War Machines’ with a proper budget, or as if The Celestial Toymaker was the Doctor’s equal again, just not in a room full of toys, or like ‘The Dalek Invasion Of Earth’ if it had an actual bunch of soldiers running around being extras. It’s recognisably like Dr Whos of old, but also has a foot in the future. Till now Dr Who has been on just the right side of shambolic and home-made, with some scenes that are as professional as anything on television in the 1960s and others, erm, not. ‘The Invasion’ though is visibly slicker than anything the series had ever done before if you’re watching these stories in order and it has a professionalism that few stories will ever match, even the 21st century ones. A lot of that is down to Camfield’s military precision in the direction, but a lot of it too comes down to Pedler’s idea and Sherwin’s cracking adaptation of it as well as a cast who are working overtime to get everything as right as they can. You wouldn’t know, from reading the behind-the-scenes memos, that this was a show on borrowed time with falling ratings: the big word here is confidence. There really aren’t many old Dr Who episodes you can show a non-fan without being embarrassed somewhere but this is the closest one.


 If there’s a problem then, well, it’s not much of a one but you could argue that ‘The Invasion’ has no ambition beyond showing that invasion. There are no real sub-plots, no cut always to how the world at large is coping with this invasion (the way you get the feel of a whole planet suffering ‘Dalek Invasion Of Earth’). It also smacks a little too often ofplaying with soldiers on some massive scale: there’s no attempt to deliver the sort of ‘metaphor for what’s really going on’ subtext that runs behind many of my favourite stories – this isn’t a story about the lengths we go to in order to survive like ‘The Tenth Planet’ or how much emotions are a part of us as in ‘The Wheel In Space’ while equally The Cybermen aren’t secret substitutes for certain politicians or a way of living or a cold war parable or tax inspectors or Dr Who itself like in other stories, they’re just Cybermen (although even there ‘The Invasion’ works better in some ways for modern audiences than it would on first transmission: Tobias Vaughan is clearly a blend of Elon Musk and Richard Branson, making a living mucking about with technology you suspect is secretly beyond them, taking over things that were working perfectly well already and using them as a means to have more power over ordinary people; in 1969 ‘brands’ were more about what an object did than the backstory of the eccentric millionaire behind them who got lucky/cheated people out of their claims/inherited investment money from daddy, the way it is now. He’s even more scarily like Bill Gates, with the same blank expression, funny eye and cruel sneer). There’s at least five too many shots of the same stock footage of missiles (borrowed from Hemsley Downs Base as part of the deal with the army) used over and over too, putting this story in danger of seeming like an army recruitment film. The Tardis being invisible at the start is a bit silly too, especially in a story that’s otherwise so ‘real’ and clearly there as part of the ‘spy’ motif, a stealthy gadget that’s never explained properly the way good science fiction always is (besides, if the Doctor really could do this sort of thing at will you’d think he’d do it all the time).


Oh well – there is, after all, more than enough going on as it is and symbolism is the sort of thing you keep for your groundbreaking second album, not a greatest hits package and this is a great greatest hits set full of all the drama, horror, laughs and tears you associate with DW, with just the right mixture of sparkling dialogue and action sequences to keep things moving without moving them for no reason (there are, after all, a lot of DW stories either side of this one that fall into the trap of one or the other). There’s something for everyone here – and if you’re tired of ‘The Invasion’ then you’re tired of life (or are at least tired of Dr Who, which amounts to much the same thing). In short ‘The Invasion’ would be the perfect story with which to start your ‘classic’ DW journey through the 20th century for those lucky lucky UK viewers out there who’ll get to see all these stories for free for the first time all together in one place via the BBC I-player in November (a bit of technology so unlikely it feels as if it could be a bit of Cyber-Industries technology as it is). Except that the BBC flipping deleted a quarter of it (including the first episode) and while there’s a so-so animation to replace the missing 50minutes that means it just feels like one of those ‘greatest hits’ sets with a few ‘re-recordings made at a later date due to contractual shenanigans’ sets that’s so disappointing for people who want to see the originals. Even that’s almost a rite of passage though: if you’re caught up enough in the story to be angry that part of it is missing then you most definitely have potential as a ‘classic era’ Whovian!


POSITIVES + The score. Much as I love Dudley Simpson it’s nice to get a change and the combination of electronic bleeps from Brian Hodgson and a four minute burst of jazz from respected composer Don Harper (who wrote the theme tunes for ‘Sexton Blake’ and ‘World Of Sport’) is unique to the series and very memorable. The robotic tingles (which sound like a Cybermen doing ASMR to send each other to sleep) contrasted with the free-for-all jazzy improvisations nicely sum up the difference between Cybermen and Humans a full twenty years before ‘Silver Nemesis’ turns it into a plot point. There’s a burst of very robotic pop music, too, which Jamie for one seems to really enjoy (he is a piper after all, music is in his blood and it’s not that different to bagpipes) which could easily be created by The Cybermen but is actually taken from the BBC’s stock library too (sadly rumours that The Cybermen created The Spice Girls starting with this song are unfounded). It’s one of the few pieces of music used in the series that wasn’t properly recorded in the Beeb’s archives, so to this day nobody is quite sure who composed it (even now they have a lot of those short bits on file, taped en masse at high speed for a tiny wage).


NEGATIVES- The whole of this story presents The Cybermen as an unstoppable force. Even after the Dr’s given them an electronic migraine that seems to give them all tinnitus, they still keep on coming to the point where only a computer genius, an entire army base and the baddy who caused most of the problems in the first place combined can have any chance of stopping them. The Cybermen have been pretty comprehensively wiped out in London – but despite what some of the people who live there might think, London isn’t the centre of the Earth. Why not try the same ploy again in, say, Paris or New York or Tokyo? Instead the ‘other’ Cybermen hanging around in space, who aren’t amongst the invasion fleet taken out by Zoe’s rocket, just seem to give up and go home with their cybermats between their legs even though this is just a minor setback to their plan not the end of it. Cybermen aren’t meant to be scared easily (or indeed feel any emotion at all) and it’s not as if their plan doesn’t still have a good chance of working – if anything they know more about the Earth now to adapt their plans. So why do they cut their losses and run? That’s something lesser monsters do! Weirdly, to anyone whose seen the 11th Doctor calling back The Atraxi for a further telling off in ‘The Eleventh Hour’, they’re never pursued or even mentioned again, just left to go home (despite it being a really scary moment when the Doctor first finds out how many are hovering in space). You would think they’d have another go (maybe on that mysterious ‘planet 14’ they keep mentioning from a ‘previous adventure’ that doesn’t relate to any story seen on screen) but they can’t have re-invaded at a later date or all other Dr Who stories set after this one would look very very different (the Brigadier would be a Cyberman around half a century early for starters).


BEST QUOTE: ‘Is this what you wanted? To be the ruler of a dead world?’


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: This is a sort of 3rd story in a trilogy of contemporary alien invasions following on from ‘The Abominable Snowman’ and ‘The Web Of Fear’ but with the yeti removed for copyright purposes.


Even though we see him killed off during the finale, Tobias Vaughan allegedly survived the invasion, at least according to ‘Original Sin’, a ‘New Adventures’ novel by Andy Lane (1995). The 7th Doctor and proto-River Song archaeologist Benny Summerfield hear reports about impending doom on 30th century earth and reckon they ought to check it out. Only it’s a trap! The story starts off by setting up future semi-regulars Roz Forrestor and Chris Cwej as the ‘bad guys’ adjudicators who want to see the Doctor sentenced to a penal colony planet for his ‘crimes’, but it turns out there’s a shadowy figure behind it all, a cyber-upgraded Vaughan who has gone back over to the dark side. Apparently millionaire Vaughan also funded the BOSS computer in ‘The Green Death’
, ‘The Golden Age’ experiments in ‘Invasion Of The Dinosaurs’ and  Professor Kettlewell’s experiments in ‘Robot’. Busy man! It’s a shame, though, that after so many clever plot strands are weaved throughout the novel, like Steven Moffat on sensible pills, the long-awaited re-match lasts only a chapter or so and in the end Vaughan is defeated far more easily than he is in ‘The Invasion’. Apparently for good this time (or at any rate he’s not appeared in any other spin-offs to date!) A really enjoyable novel, though more for fans who like the Pertwee bureaucratic stories rather than the 2nd Doctor London under siege stories or the other generally darker new adventures books.

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