Thursday, 28 September 2023

Vengeance On Varos: Ranking - 56

 

Vengeance On Varos

(Season 22, Dr 6 with Peri, 19-26/1/1985, producer: John Nathan-Turner, script editor: Eric Saward, writer: Phillip Martin, director: Ron Jones)

Rank: 56

   'Well, Arak, what's today's review like then?'

 'Oh Etta, I've given up reading them. Dr this, Dr that, too much violence, not enough violence, sardonic interplay of postmoderism principles underlying a multi-dimensional script, its the same every day. particularly this one. I think they get an alien in to write them some weeks' 

'Well, I like to marvel at the perspicacity of his wit' 

'Huh that writer lost his wits the second month when he tried to defend 'Time and The Rani!' 

'Only 56 reviews to go. What are we going to read when they're over?' 

'Dunno' 

(The screen shows static)






 

 

The 6th Doctor’s masterpiece now and one of Dr Who’s most original stories, which both delivers a critique of that very 1980s moral dilemma of video nasties and accidentally creates ‘Gogglebox’ twenty years early. ‘Varos’ has been misunderstood almost from the day it went out on air: it got complaints that it was too ‘violent’, even though it’s a story that critiques how violence has become too ingrained in modern society (with Varos very much a 1980s version of Britain). It’s a story that’s self-aware that it’s a piece of fiction, with an arch postmodernist humour that critiques Dr Who itself, but one with a lot of love for the series. It’s a tale of how Thatcherist Britain is doomed to end in misery if it continues on its current course and how it’s at odds with this very 1960s optimistic imaginative friendly series, even if it’s not the slam-dunk polemic of other stories around it. It’s the Dr Who equivalent of ‘Boys From The Blackstuff’, about the misery and depression of living in an exploited capitalist world that’s gone wrong (only the ‘boys’ are Varosians’ and the crystal is see-through). It’s a story that comes with its own Greek chorus commenting on the plot, two characters who experience the events of the story but uniquely never get to interact with anyone else in the story, a chance to see how ordinary Varosians are affected both by the restrictions of Varos society and the Doctor overturning it (because the revolution is very much televised this time around). Of all the dystopias in Dr Who Varos might well be the most horrible: you’re trapped on the planet, at risk of being tortured or executed for the slightest infraction, see all your hard work at your job be frittered away to rich slug businessmen and rather than having anything to aspire to even the highest job in the land is at risk of torture and death if the people hate you. And boy do the Varosians have reason to hate you.


Mostly though it’s a really good Dr Who story that has a lot of very real and gritty things to say, in an era when a lot of stories tended to be away with the fairies. No surprise, then, that it was written by the author of gritty Birmingham crime syndicate series ’Gangsters’ (starring Maurice Colbourne from ‘Attack Of The Cybermen’), a story that shares a lot of similarities with this one, including the arch humour and nods to camera as well as multiple characters who act like businessman Sil (even if they’re only slugs in character, not appearance). Martin was easily the biggest name to write for Who in the 1960s and many of his growing fanbase thought he’d gone a bit mad writing for a series that was suffering an image problem. Who producer John Nathan-Turner spent the entire commission breathing down his shoulder, asking for scene breakdowns (something that generally only happened with inexperienced writers) and demanding to see every draft of the script in case something ‘subversive’ dropped in (apparently the critique on violence in general and Thatcher in particular slipped past him). However there’s a simple explanation for it: Phillip wanted to write for a series his daughter Hillary, aged nine at the time of broadcast, could actually watch (and it sounds as if dad introduced her to the series partly to see what his old pal and RADA classmate Christopher H Bidmead was up to, now they were both writers). The sensible lass was a huge Whovian and had roped her dad into watching it with her too and ended each episode by suggesting he should have a go. What’s impressive though is that ‘Varos’ very much isn’t kiddies fare, even in an era of stories like ‘Timelash’ and ‘Mark Of The Rani’ that are pitched a bit younger than average: it’s a story about politics and violence and how controlling a population through fear is bringing it to its knees. It’s a story that sums up the survival of the fittest yuppie-loving money-grabbing 1980s and the sheer misery of the majority of people in Britain better than any other story (yes, even the all-round similar ‘Happiness Patrol’). And while Who stories about wicked regimes and evil tyrants are two a penny, this one is unique in that it shows how those caught at the top of the pyramid are every bit as trapped and powerless, unable to use their power to stop it. Even behind the scenes people went through hell making this story: Nicola Bryant was allergic to the feathers used in Peri’s ‘bird’ sequence, caught a chill filming the desert scene (with fans blowing in her face for hours), lost an abacus necklace she was fond of and which Peri wore when persons unknown broke into her dressing room (sharp-eyed viewers at the time wondered if it was a clue that it had gone missing by the next story!) and the ‘execution’ scene went wrong the first time, when the set with the nooses came apart (luckily without any actors being hurt!), while pity the poor policeman who pulled Nabil over on a day of shooting that had gone so late he still had his makeup on and tried to fine him for speeding – he’d been trying to get home quick because the marshminnows Sil eats – really dyed peaches – had given him the runs, which took some explaining!


Varos is one of Dr Who’s better thought out worlds, an ex-penal planet where the prisoners and prison guards have over time merged together to become one, each as lost as the other. It’s a tiny world with a population of just 160,000 (in a year where Britain’s stood at 56million for comparison) with the hint that the cruel capitalist punishments and the compulsory-viewed broadcast executions have caused the population to dwindle and that soon there’ll be nobody left to shout at. Certainly there’s not enough people to mine Varos’ only export, a mineral named Zeiton 7 that, little does everyone know it, is actually really valuable. In this democracy everyone born to the elite class has to serve out their term as governor and if the people at home don’t like their policies they can subject them to torture. The governor, then, is torn: to do the right thing by the poverty stricken Varosians longterm means short term misery and pain in the form of taxes and longer work hours, which will inevitably result in pain for him and possibly death (no governor has survived as many ‘votes’ as he has without dying). But to do the wrong thing means making things worse long-term and the suffering grow bigger, while the governor who comes after him will probably give in anyway. It’s thus is as close to a pro-Thatcher story as any Who ever made, with Martin Jarvis not so much an Iron Lady as a Cardboard gentlemen who’s always for turning, squirming this way and that because he knows that the next unpopular policy might be lethal. However they’re also pretty stupid and surrounded by the ‘wrong’ people: Sil is a businessman who’s obviously a slug, rubbing his fins with glee as the Governor sells off everything he can cheap – way cheaper than it ought to be. Martin, then, has his marsh minnows and eats them: yes Thatcher has a terrible problem, but by her own stupidity she actually made it worse.


It takes an outsider like The Doctor, not bound by the rigid rules of a stupid system, to see beyond it and put things right, turning this world upside down. But even he finds it heavier going than usual, with scenes where it really does look as if he’s dead – and not in a ‘gee the cliffhanger’s coming up’ way either. In this story he’s attacked, imprisoned and hanged at one stage (before it turns out to be a form of torture in the assumption that a man about to die will always tell the truth) as well as given a dose of a hallucinatory drug that really makes him think he’s dying in a desert and being attacked by a giant fly. What’s more this story makes it looks as if it hurts. Peri, too, has an awful time: the script’s oddest sub-plot is a ‘transmogrifier’ that takes a person’s inner demons and uses them against them, turning them into monsters, because on Varos any imagination is a dangerous thing. Remember the Doctor’s speech in ‘The Twin Dilemma’ that a ‘peri’ was a fallen angel who needed to repent? What he missed out was that the literal translation of ‘Peri’ is ‘wing’; with any other writer of this most depressingly average of seasons I’d assume that to be a coincidence, but given how erudite his scripts are Phillip Martin he probably looked this stuff up.  She’s 90% of the way to being turned into a bird complete with feathers when The Doctor finally intervenes and unlike some ‘gee that was close’ sub-plots it takes a good while for her to recover. Poor Peri: while other people are turned into insects and worms she only wants to fly away and escape. And in that sense she is all of us, trapped on Varos/Britain in the 1980s longing to be somewhere else. And even the transmogrifier, an unlikely machine that even the locals don’t know exactly how it works, has been given a better backstory than usual: it’s a side effect from Zeiton 7 that caused the miners digging it to grow claws and turn into moles, in a world that’s forever demanding they be more than they actually are. It’s what happens to the incidental characters that shocks most though as even The Doctor gets in on the act: two guards are dropped into an acid bath (something The Doctor is often blamed for, but it’s an unfortunate side effect of being a scene recorded at the end of a long day, when a first take was let through that probably shouldn’t have been: in the script it’s an accident but Colin Baker was a little too ‘enthusiastic’ with his turning around), two more are vapourised as their weapons are turned on them (this is The Doctor’s fault, as he rescues a man from execution: as it happens he’s right but on another world he might have zapped two innocent hard working dads to rescue an evil mass murderer) and the end has The Doctor rig up some vine leaves to be ‘explosive’, killing off four of the baddies. Violence has become a way of life on this planet and everyone, even The Doctor, falls into the trap. It goes too far for some (and remember this was dad writing knowing his nine year old daughter would see it!) but it’s at least it’s relevant to the plot and happens because of the drama, better handled better than, say, ‘Resurrection Of The Daleks’ (where extra violence is half the drama).  


Phillip Martin’s script fair crackles with ideas that had never been seen in the series before and which indeed could never have been done before the mid-1980s: this is the era when ‘video nasties’ contained gory material you would never be allowed to broadcast on TV in case children were watching, so what better series to make your point in than Who, still ‘officially’ a children’s series but one increasingly watched by grown-ups with debate still raging about what should and shouldn’t be in the series. Mary Whitehouse has a whole new ally/enemy in this era too with the video classification board who work to different rules than on TV. At first when videos were released they had no one to monitor them and didn’t legally have to be careful about children watching, so there was a rush of cheap ‘video nasties’ made with extreme violence or pornography or both, often available in to rent shops (some of which were in newsagents where children bought their drinks and sweets on the way home from school).Videos eventually had a censorship board that met to discuss what programmes were most suitable for which ages, which in an era when thirty years’ worth of recorded material was up for release was causing something of a backlog and some hilarious mistakes that inevitably slipped through the net due to human error (this is the era when a few gory bloody films were passed for children and yet tame films with unfortunate names got banned or slapped with an 18 certificate). Martin knew that glorification of violence went back to ‘The Romans’ though (both the empire and the Dr Who story from 1965), ingrained as a part of television history that couldn’t simply be taken out with the flash of an age code (for a start most videos sold in these early days were illegal copies anyway – it’s thought the best selling ‘video’ from the first half of the 1980s was an illegal one featuring real life executions and murders that would never have been allowed anywhere near a TV screen). It might well be significant that the censorship board had a ‘Governor’ and that the first ‘model’ of videos to be banned wasn’t the VHS but ‘Betamax’, named like ‘Thoros-Beta’ where Sil and his Mentor friends are from (the censorship helped kill Betamax off as a format and made it obsolete within years. Which was a pain for me as that’s what the first Dr Whos I grew up on were on and it was years before most of them were out on DVD or blu-ray). The Varos execution ‘jingle’ is also remarkably like the theme tune to the earliest BBC home videos just to rub it in!


Another organisation that has a ‘governor’ though is the BBC itself. An organisation that often glorified violence in return for ratings (just think of all the people killed off in soaps at Christmas!) Is this Phillip Martin biting the hand that feeds him and commenting on how much violence is allowed on television? Nabil for one took this story to be a commentary on the gung-ho coverage of The Falklands War, glorifying soldiers in a way never seen on TV before (in return, so it’s often said, for the Conservatives backing down from removing the TV license as they once threatened). Note the subtle hints dotted across this story, too: the boxing and wrestling matches that are seen as ‘entertainment’ in between the stat hangings, while this story also resembles the famous BBC production of George Orwell’s ‘1984’, where the staff working on the show got their own back on their bosses (with the director general’s image used for the ‘Big Brother is watching you’ posters and hints at ‘BB’ needing a ‘C’ at the end. Spike Milligan picked up on this for one of the best Goon Shows ‘1985’ where the BBC very much are Big Brother and ‘Room 101’ is being stuck listening to inane BBC radio programmes! The Goons in TV form, of course, were on right before Dr Who in the early days).  


If somehow all that passed you by, though (and a surprising amount of people seemed to miss the theme of Varos on first watching, including JNT!) then ‘Varos’ is still one of the strongest stories in the era because it has some of the finest characters 1980s Who has to offer. Unlike a lot of stories in the JNT era it has some excellent actors and actresses perfectly cast to play them too. Alien, unlikeable, brown, slimy, disgusting and with an evil laugh, David Cameron would have approved of Sil’s underhanded tactics here, pretending to be the saviour of the planet Varos when really he’s undermining its resources and putting the ‘I,/Me’ into its ‘Mines’. He’s the sort of ugly vain capitalist who would sell his own grandmother to make money (and probably already has), one so vain he thinks he’s beautiful and Peri ugly. He’s the ultimate 1980s alien: a smug yuppie (in an era when they called themselves ‘the beautiful people’). This conniving alien slug could have been an annoying caricature, an alien concerned with nothing except profits, but Phillip Martin’s clever script gives him some softer edges that almost make him likeable and ‘human’ for lack of a better word. Though Sil is just another slimy businessman, someone common to a lot of Martin’s works, the writer was also a fan of the brilliant Isaac Asimov and took note of an essay he’d once written about writing believable science-fiction in that it had to be plausible: for instance from what we know about life from Earth chances are it needs water to survive and land-animals are overwhelmed by marine animals in number, so odds are if there is life out there on other planets it’s probably amphibious. The original plan was to have Sil in the tank, but this would have made things difficult for the poor actor and there was a worry children might copy it, so he sits on top of tanks instead. He’s more than just a big lot of flabby skin saying ‘moisturise me’ though. It was a clever move, for instance, to make him a character who thinks he looks dignified and brilliant, then saddle him with a faulty translator circuit that makes him look like an idiot without him knowing (that pronounces words like ‘goveryurnoeeer’ and has an unfortunate tendency to get stuck on lines like ‘You lying…liar!’) Nabil Shaban is perfect casting, adding little touches that make Sil come to life on top of the script, such as his wonderful laugh (based on a snake that a friend of his had and a discussion they’d once had about how snakes might laugh) and his habit of spaying his fins in anger whenever he’s frustrated.  His casting was fortuitous: BBC producer Alan Shawcross had done a documentary on disabled actors and sent a memo round to his colleagues suggesting they should hire more underprivilidged actors when the parts demanded it. At the same time Martin Jarvis had just been cast as the Governor and his wife Rosaylnd was also involved in TV and Radio and had just been in touch with a disabled theatre company named ‘Graeae’.  Nabil was one of their founders and one of the biggest Whovians to be in the series: he’d spent a lot of time as a child in and out of hospital because of his osteogenesis imperfecta and brittle bone diagnosis, that made his legs both unstable and short. His only entertainment had been the hospital television where he’d become hooked on Dr Who since ‘The Daleks’ in 1963. Indeed, by rights JNT should have been able to go straight to him as he’d written into the programme twice, suggesting himself as a replacement for Roger Delgado in 1976 when the pre-publicity for ‘The Deadly Assassin’ suggested The Master had been involved in a ‘nasty accident’ and again in 1981 when he heard JNT wanted a new Doctor who was a ‘contrast’ with the very tall Tom Baker. Sadly he didn’t get either but I remain in hope that one day Nabil might get the chance to be The Doctor yet, especially with Russell T doing so much to have disabled actors on the show again: he’s a natural, instinctive rounded actor who takes an already promising part and makes sure that you can never ever forget it, somehow making Sil both a believable bully and the hapless victim. The story goes that JNT proudly told Shawcross that he’d done what he’d said and cast a disabled villain; the producer was horrified and checked that Nabil was okay with it, but of course as a fully paid up fan he was more than happy (after all, Sil isn’t nasty because of his height or because he has to be wheeled around but because of who he is and what he thinks. Russell T somehow forgot that lesson when re-casting Davros in a controversial children in need sketch). 


Martin Jarvis, of course, had been seen by Dr Who fans before but is cast rather better here than he was in ‘Invasion Of the Dinosaurs’ (where he’s the most with-it gentile mad scientist in the series) and ‘The Web Planet’ (where he’s a butterfly prince!) Director Ron Jones had worked with him many times and thought of him immediately on reading the script: he wanted to move away from the Thatcher stereotype and have someone at least a little likeable, someone who wants to do the right thing but is perhaps a bit cowardly to do the right thing. It’s the sort of part he always plays, but in a situation pushed to extremes you never get to hear in radio 4 dramas The Governor is also part of a twelve-person ‘elite’ from which the next governor is elected so it needed to be someone a little posh. He’s superb in the role, giving The Governor a gravitas and dignity he doesn’t always deserve.  Torture overseer Arak is played with just the right menace by Stephen Yardley (he always seems to get these sorts of roles: believe it or not he’s the middle-aged axe-wielding maniac in the goriest Torchwood episode ‘Countrcyde’ where hapless comedy relief husband Rhys, of all people, finds cut up bodies in a story where the usual Torchwood team are all known to the baddies). Only the rebels are a bit wet, especially Jason Connery as Jondar hired purely to be beefcake and because of the publicity of having Sean Connery’s son in the show (he was unknown at the time but was cast in his breakthrough lead in the title role ‘Robin of Sherwood’ while filming this very story. Goodness knows how or why: rumour has long had it that after seeing how bad he was in rehearsals, but knowing that the Radio Times had already been told about his casting, half of Jondar’s lines were given to other characters to speak). 


Perhaps the most interesting characters are Arak and Etta, who are unique in the series. They are the viewers, sitting and watching the action unfold. They have to after all: it’s compulsory to watch and vote, so we see them commenting on the action as it unfolds, reacting as if they’re watching a Dr Who story along with the rest of us. That might seem an obvious idea now with so many reality TV shows around, never mind DVD commentaries where the people involved in the show do exactly that (and the Varos one is amongst the best, as most of the Colin Baker-Nicola Bryant ones tend to be if only for their friendship and teasing) but in 1985 this was a whole new concept. Along the way they moan when nothing seems to be happening, complain that the violence was much better and gorier the week before and how implausible things are. They never get to do anything that impacts any of the actual plot or talk to characters besides each other. Yet at the same time they’re our eyes and ears for what the unseen and forgotten working class think on Varos and have some very poignant scenes as living in such a violent, miserable world impacts their marriage: he tries to ‘nick’ her vote, she threatens to have him reported and at the end, when everything is changed, they ask what they’re supposed to do next without the vacuum of regular executions to keep them occupied (it’s very much a theme Russell T Davies ‘borrowed’ for the ‘Bad Wolf/Parting Of The Ways’ finale, following on from the vacuum left by The Doctor in ‘The Long Game’, when reality TV is very much a thing). Their best line comes when casually discussing an execution that they’ve muddled up because there have been so many lately they’ve become de-sensitised to the violence: ‘You’re thinking of that other one. He wasn’t blind. Well, not in the beginning anyway!’ They’re also a postmodernist joke on ‘us’ – every time they lean forward to see more gore and you want to tick them off for being bloodthirsty you realise that you’re still watching too.


There are others dropped into the show too: The Doctor and Peri are rightly horrified that people are made to watch the horror that unfolds on this planet, broadcast live into people’s homes, a world that keeps people in place by making them afraid and having part of this world’s no-go areas make people hallucinate their fears. Only, of course, that’s exactly what the viewer is doing; those viewers we see on screen are really ‘us’ commenting that it’s not as violent as it used to be (in Varos’ pre-Mary Whitehouse days perhaps) and complaining that there isn’t as much blood and guts as in other weeks. The Doctor comments to actor Hugh Martin ‘do you always get the priest parts?’ as he’s led to his execution (he did too,in series like ‘Killer’ and ‘A Very British Coup’, though his other Who appearance is as a radio operator in ‘Terror Of The Zygons’). The playful script also plays up the cliffhangers of old, with the one and only one in this story (in the only 20th century series to use of 45minute episodes) ending with the Dr drowning on dry land watched by the governor in the control room who yells ‘Cut!’ right at the point we switch into the theme tune sting and end credits! Peri also gets to comment on how ‘these corridors all look the same’ (because they are!) and even JNT gets in on the act (that pun about how water is better bottled ‘Peri, eh?’ was the producer’s suggestion. No doubt with a tie-in advertisement in mind – Sil’s bathwater edition perhaps?!) Oddly though no one comments on perhaps the biggest joke of the whole story: they finally give up trying to make ventilation shafts seem like ventilation shafts and instead have them eight foot tall (even though people on Varos are average Human sized) so that even Colin Baker can walk through them!


Having two viewers is a neat idea that does something a bit different and – credit where it’s due – was script editor Eric Saward’s suggestion after seeing them as minor characters in the script which Martin eagerly agreed with. It’s easily the best alternation or addition he makes to any script in his six-ish years of working on the series. But then Saward was particularly close to Martin and for once was coming from the same place, rather than playing catch-up with a writer cast by his predecessor or asked for by his producer. The script had a long gestation period too, originally written for Peter Davison’s Doctor and re-written for both the new Doctor and the new companion, which helped (Saward was often playing catch-up with scripts that had needed working on quickly. Though it’s hard to imagine the 5th Doctor and Nyssa in this world). It shows: ‘Varos’ has a unique feel different to all other Who stories (even sort-of sequel ‘Mindwarp’), different to other stories from this eras. There’s a gravitas and weight, helped by the fact that it’s all treated like a stage play (Martin had started his career in the theatre), not just with the ‘Greek Chorus’ but the longer-than-usual scenes and speeches and the relative lack of music (only a third of this story has an incidental score in an era when music was usually crammed to the rafters: there are actually scenes with, shock horror, pauses, just like the black-and-white days!) This is a world that comes with its own poignant language: people don’t eat food anymore for instance but ‘workfeed’ from the ‘food dole’, with all the implications that people live at the whim of society rather than having society run for them. What’s more, everyone in this story acts ‘normally’ for all the strange ideas: this isn’t a story where early Industrial Revolutionary era workers mill around discussing scarecrows or where H G Wells accepts everything about time travel at first glance: there’s a world-weary frustration on this planet, a sense of ‘now what?’ at every turn that rings true. You believe in this world and its people. If you were watching on first transmission in 1985 you were kind of living in it anyway.  


Colin Baker is in his element and his Doctor is never better on Tv as he gets to pontificate and harangue at length, delivering pompous emotional speeches that put him at the heart of the action in a way his two immediate predecessors never were (Ton Baker’s Doctor was distant and alien and Peter Davison’s did the mopping up job afterwards, but Dr 6 is prepared to risk all for his morals from the first. To his detriment, generally). Colin Baker his best platform for his permanently outraged Dr, shouting at a world that won’t listen to him and he’s met his match in Sil, his antithesis in a way The Master had stopped being in this era, a character ready to argue back at him but one driven by control rather than freedom and misery rather than joy. A lot of writers for the 6th Dr don’t really understand him (something script editor Eric Saward confessed later – and he pretty much created him!) but Phillip Martin gets him completely: he’s a timelord who has none of the sense of doubt the others (sometimes) have but unlike his close cousin the 4th Dr he doesn’t see the absurdism in the world either. For him, more than any other regeneration, his adventures a crusade and a moral wrong he just has to right. He’s a professor who sees the rest of the universe as his classroom of pupils and isn’t above lecturing them and punishing them when they get things wrong. He’s a more black-and-white Dr than the others, despite his multi-coloured costume, without as much mercy as the others. Which is a problem against more nuanced, pitiable characters like Davros or The Board, but perfect for a character as downright nasty as Sil and a planet so obviously ‘wrong’ as Varos. That, perhaps, is why this is the only DW story to have the word ‘vengeance’ in the title: he doesn’t so much save the day and put things right by removing the baddies as avenge the people who’ve suffered under this regime, every bit as much as the political system hurts people it disagrees with. Only, of course, the Dr is morally right and un-corruptable. Colin Baker is often the best thing in his era, but never more than here when he gets to be the Dr he was always meant to be, smarter and more learned than your average monster and not afraid to show it. Peri, too, gets a lovely lot to do compared to usual: she’s the moral compass when The Doctor isn’t there, plucky and brave in all the best ways, while her aborted change into a bird fills in a lot of details about her character, her need to rise above it all and fly away, to believe in better times (though being a botanist it’s a surprise she didn’t turn into a tree, growing tall to be above it all, like the ones in ‘Mark Of The Rani’. But better).  Peri is one of Dr Who’s great companions and Nicola Bryant one of its best actresses, even if she never gets the chance to show just what she can do; along with debut ‘Planet Of Fire’ though this is Peri at her best, sarcastic and sulky as the monsters try to have their way with her and with a put-down equal to everyone trying to put her six feet under.  It’s the moments when the pair are together that the story shines most though: now that the first two stories of ‘getting to know you’ have been recorded both actors know each other well and are having the greatest fun together. They’re a delight to watch. It’s a real shame that future writers go back to having them at each other’s throats for the rest of the season.  


It’s a shame too that Phillip Martin only ever got two Dr Who scripts on screen because he could write characters better than anybody still left writing for Who in this era; as we said in ‘Mindwarp’ his greatest strength is that he can take grotesque caricatures of people who seem hideous at first and then slowly fill in the gaps so that they have more depth than characters usually get in 90 minutes, turning a world that seems outlandish and cartoonish at first into one that becomes more subtle and real by degrees. Varos is a world that solves its problems with violence and where if you don’t like it there must be something wrong with you –a world that if you disagree with it can ‘devolve’ you by turning you into an animal, through acceleration of certain strands in your DNA. It’s a very different way of doing the things Dr Who always does, laughing at us for laughing at it, and it works so well it’s a surprise no one tried it again (there’s something similar going on in ‘Dragonfire’ what with literally dangling Sylvester McCoy over a cliff and naming characters after postmodernist theorists, but it doesn’t try anything quite as brave as this, an academic exercise rather than anything quite so ‘gutsy’). Martin is also clever at giving us exposition only when we need it, so we learn things at just the right time from multiple different characters from different points of view, rather than just having it dumped on us (perhaps the biggest reason why this script by an experienced writer stands out in a year with newbies like Pip ‘n’ Jane Baker and Glen McCoy who do that sort of thing a lot). The language too is magnificent for the most part, rich and rounded and different for every character, from the gum clipped sentences of the working classes to the Governor’s thoughtful prose to the Doctor’s impassioned speeches.


For all that though, Varos is far from perfect.  As so often happens in 6th Doctor scripts he and Peri take an age to arrive on the scene and the opening scenes on board the Tardis as The Doctor sits round being depressed as they end up stuck in space are very out of character (I get what Martin and probably Saward were doing, by having even our hero feel the helplessness at being trapped in a situation beyond your control but the Tardis is always going wrong and the Doctor always has hope. Although as it happens this is the last time the Tardis goes wrong for the rest of the 20th century!) Usually the joy in Who stories is watching the Doctor inspire people to do better but for once he ends up doing most of the work himself  and the Varosian rebels aren’t drawn with the same complexities and motivations of everyone else (it might be that, having been brought up on a penal colony, there simply isn’t a precedent for this sort of thing but that’s where The Doctor comes in, as an inspiration. A cut scene has The Doctor befriend Jondar after asking what got him into trouble and he says ‘curiosity’, very much a Doctory trait. We really could have done with that line back in, especially when this story under-ran with bits added at the last minute). It’s a shame Martin didn’t too more with Peri’s transformation and have the Doctor at least acknowledge it when he rescues her (although it’s just as well the intended closing line, where The Doctor offers to take Peri to a planet filled with millet, got cut!) There’s a lot to say about imagination being harmful to people who aren’t allowed to use it and who think they’re going to be trapped in the same drudgery life forever; it’s the one part of the script that feels stapled on rather than growing organically out of everything else. It would also have been interesting to see what animal he might have been too. There’s a truly woeful car chase that’s clearly under-par and under-budget and even a thought amongst fans that it’s a ‘parody’ of the Pertwee era doesn’rt excuse how poorly it’s executed. The ending is awfully sudden and violent and it’s sad to see The Doctor resorting to the sort of violence that everyone else on this planet uses. It comes out of nowhere and The Doctor and Peri go home in return for some Zeiton 7 even though the planet is still a mess and the people are still hurting. Even Sil has been shamed rather than banished (though on the plus side it leaves him free for a re-match, unlike say The Daleks and Cybermen, both destroyed in their original stories). While it fits the story, too, the amount of drab grey sets filled with drab grey people in drab grey costumes without any reprieve can get monotonous (for once the Doctor’s colourful coat and Peri’s 1980s neon leotard come in handy as a contrast!): it’s a real shame that ‘The Two Doctors’Revelation Of the Daleks’ and ‘Mark Of the Rani’ got all the location filming allocation between them for the year as the other three stories all suffer.


For all that, though, Varos is a still filled with many wonderful and memorable moments that lodge themselves in the brain. Though people talk about the violence going too far (and Martin gleefully posted a Radio Times letter about how the atrocities is the stories were ‘greater than anything in WWII on his bathroom wall) in this story it’s never gratuitous and always proving a point: you remember this story’s executions and acid baths long after similar threats in other stories have been forgotten. The Governor’s guilty conscience wondering if he’s doing the right thing leads to many a great monologue matched only by Sil’s subversive banking (Star Trek clearly borrowed him for their Ferengi as they’re much the same but Sil came first, by about twenty years) and The 6th Doctor at his chest-beating best. The moment when the regime has been overthrown and everyone’s television screens turn blank, leaving with nothing but a vacuum in their lives, is one of the most thought-provoking ends in all of Who, as the camera turns to us at home and asks us what we’re going to do about it now that we’ve ‘seen’ through the hypocrisy of a Thatcher-type society. We can all learn a lot from Varos it seems; not least the fact that a DW script can be this daring and postmodern without it getting in the way of telling a good story, which rattles along at quite a pace and makes a lot of salient points in such an entertaining way this viewer sitting at home has no reason to complain. Michael Grade clearly hadn’t seen or – more likely – understood ‘Vengeance on Varos’ when he cancelled the show at the end of this season for being ‘too violent’ and ‘not very good’ (or maybe he thought that the dithering Governor trying to placate everyone rather than do the right thing was based on him?) This is, more than anything, an attack on the very violence he was complaining about, but done in better and subtler ways than a monster as one-dimensional as Grade could ever understand. The result is a brilliant inventive and creative story in an era when, more than any other in the 20th century, Dr Who had fallen into a rut and was recycling its own ideas. Proof that even in its darkest days Dr Who always had something worth saying and could comment on society’s failings in a way no other series ever could. There aren’t many classics in this era but ‘Varos’ is very much one, a near-perfect combination of writing and acting. Not everyone got it on first transmission, not everyone gets it now, but there’s food for thought in Varos beyond Sil’s marshminnows and a lot for fans to enjoy whatever level you want to watch this complex story on.


POSITIVES + The ‘Varos’ logo by set designer Tony Snoaden is pretty nifty, a double ‘V’ that looks like exactly the sort of thing an oppressive dystopian regime would come up with and also faintly resembles both the BBC ‘home video’ logo of the era and the most famous ‘Who’ logo, the ‘diamond one from the Pertwee era.  


NEGATIVES - The Doctor, Peri and two of the rebels (one of them played by Sean Connery’s son) are terrified because of a light distortion that’s made them afraid of…a fly. Even when huge, flies aren’t that threatening and the Doctor’s used enough to holovisions and giant ants and butterflies alike to recognise a mirage of a fly when he sees one. It’s a bit of anticlimax to say the least. It’s footage ordered specially from Oxford Scientific Films by the way, though the real sticking point was the desert scene: all of Who’s usual sources admitted they were after a decent desert film themselves and had none to spare (it eventually came from, of all places, music label EMI).  


BEST QUOTE: Peri: ‘Since we left Telos, you've caused three electrical fires, a total power failure, and a near collision with a storm of asteroids. Not only that, you twice managed to get yourself lost in the TARDIS corridors, wiped the memory of the flight computer and jettisoned three quarters of the storage hold. You even managed to burn dinner last night!’ Dr: ‘Well, I have never said I was perfect’.


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: ‘Varos’ was the very sensible choice for the 60th anniversary ‘Tales From The Tardis’ (2023) series, given how relevant Phillip Martin’s tale of corruption on TV remains (‘The 21st century’ sighs modern Peri at the end ‘It feels like Varos’. She’s not wrong there). As with the other stories in the nostalgia fest series it’s a brief top and tail to a re-showing of the episode with the 6th Doctor and Peri bumping into each other inside a ‘memory Tardis’ and talking about old times. In some ways this is the least moving and nostalgic of the original six: Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant are always doing something together, usually on Big Finish, so we’re used to seeing them together while their time in the Tardis was a mere forty years ago rather than sixty. In other ways it’s the best: the actors’ very real affection for each other shines through in a way it wasn’t allowed to when they were making Who for real and their warm embrace is a real highlight of the series (not least because it means that Peri definitely survived the end of ‘Mindwarp’: Peri looks surprisingly good for someone who spent so many years living with Brian Blessed’s Warrior King Yrcanos!) Peri comments he got older, to which The Doctor jokes (in what sounds like a Colin Baker ad lib) ‘and bigger…and beardier!’ In case you’re wondering he doesn’t have the old coat but he still seems to prefer clashes of colour in old age judging by his clashing waistcoat, shirt and trousers! The Doctor’s been keeping tabs on Peri, hearing songs about the ‘warrior Queen’ and talks – unusually for Who – directly about fate, of how Peri’s days were ‘intended for you from that day on Lanzarote’. While the other Doctors are a bit clueless as to what’s going on, trust the 6th Doctor to have worked out first that this is a ‘Remember Tardis’ based on stories shared, ‘memories like ripples on a pond forever moving’. Peri in turn hasn’t forgotten the Doctor, saying she used to look up at the night sky ‘and wonder which star you were spinning around’ and wondering if she would ever see him again. A sweet finale has The Doctor telling Peri (and those of us at home) that injustice and suffering turns us into who we are and makes us fighters to be proud of, before agreeing to rush back to saving the universe from itself with lots of button mashing; a bit of a clumsy speech perhaps but heartfelt all the same in a year of turmoil around the world. Perhaps best of all is the way they approach each other: back in the very first scene in ‘The Twin Dilemma’ it was a ‘bit of business’ the actors developed between themselves to have Peri and The Doctor go one way then the other as she tried to escape from him, newly regenerated and unstable; now they do it to go towards each other for a hug. Phil Ford’s finally script gives us the closure we Sixie fans have been after, painting the pair as ‘two adventurers and friends’, the way their characters should always have been.


The ‘real’ sequel is of course Phillip Martin’s ‘Mission To Magnus’, written as part of the unproduced season twenty-three (and included with the other abandoned scripts listed under ‘The Mysterious Planet’). Followed by ‘Mindwarp
’, a story that did make it to telly. Sil pops up on a whole load of other stories set after ‘Mindwarp’ too, all of which are listed in the column under that story.

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