Thursday, 20 July 2023

Rose: Ranking - 122

                                      Rose

(Series 1, Dr 9 with Rose, 26/3/2005, showrunner; Russell T Davies, writer: Russell T Davies, director: Keith Boak)

Rank: 122

‘If you dig deep enough and keep a lively mind the Doctor keeps cropping up all over the place…There’s a cave painting of a police box, he’s mentioned in Marco Polos journals, there’s a marriage vow carved on the side of an Aztec temple, he’s in an old legend of Robin Hood, he’s a musician in Ancient Rome, blew his top at Pompeii, was seen hanging out with pirates in Cornwall, fought witches with Shakespeare, commissioned paintings from Leonardo Da Vinci, started the Great Fire of London, was embroiled in the luddite attack on the Industrial Revolution, was attacked by a giant wasp while Agatha Christie looked on, defeated Daleks with Churchill and took down Haemavores in World War Two, danced on screen with Laurel and Hardy, dated Queen Elizabeth I and Marilyn Monroe, was at the Montgomery Bus Boycott, got gassy with Dickens and battled werewolves with Queen Victoria, there’s nothing he hasn’t done…’Ere, come to think of it, the blonde girl he was in the last two looked just like you!’





 


 Well here we are at last, with the most important regeneration of Dr Who’s life – the first episode for nine years; sixteen since the show was last made by the BBC and came back ‘home’. Time enough for an entire generation to have grown up without the delights of the greatest show in the galaxy. Had this been any other show old fans would have moved onto something else long ago too, but there’s something about this series that makes you keep coming back, that once you become a fan you’re a fan for life. However much of a rollercoaster ride it might be, however frustrated you might be with a particular era, however much it might go in and out of fashion there’s a Tardis-sized hole in all of us when it’s not on air. The creators of the new-look Dr Who knew that better than anybody: they were almost to a person fans of the original show, who’d had that magic spell cast on them too and wanted youngsters to enjoy what they’d once taken for granted. The question now was whether magic could strike twice. The BBC, after all, stopped believing in our eccentric little series a long time ago. They’d starved it by moving it round the schedules and then suffocated it when ratings began to fall (as any series does after being on the air so long) and BBC head Michael Grade was still talking about how awful it was to the series ‘Room 101’ the year it returned (even though it was to a degree personal: he was very close to Lisa Goddard, who’d both hated her part in ‘Terminus’ and has been married to Colin Baker). The Beeb then farmed England’s most popular scifi series out to anyone wanted to have a go (including, shock horror, Americans!) before abandoning it altogether. So hard had Dr Who been kicked that everyone with influence avoided it like it was a Terrileptil-created space plague.


Everyone except fan extraordinaire and early 2000s golden boy Russell T Davies (in case you’re wondering the ‘T’ was to differentiate him from the quiz host Russell Davies back when he was trying out a career in television – the ‘T’ doesn’t stand for anything, though Russell himself jokes it stands for ‘Russell The Davies. Who’s real first birth name is Steven incidentally, meaning we had two showrunners with that name in a row – Russell is his middle name). He’d had an extraordinarily prolific and successful 1990s, starting it as a children’s writer for ‘Why Don’t You?’ ‘Children’s Ward’ and his own series ‘Dark Season’ and ‘Century Falls’ (as well as being a one-time presenter on ‘Playschool’ before deciding he preferred life behind the cameras rather than in front of it) and had graduated to writing adult fare creating series like ‘Revelations’ ‘Springhill’ ‘The Grand’  ‘Queer As Folk’ ‘Bob and Rose’ and ‘Mine All Mine’. He also found time to write a Dr Who book for the ‘New Adventures’ line in 1996, which was a surprise at the time (Russell was by far the biggest name for the range who hadn’t come directly through fandom). Seeing as most everything he touched turned to gold, in 1998 the BBC head of drama Patrick Spence  and deputy head of programmes David Liddiment had a meeting with Russell where they were basically trying to keep him and stop him going elsewhere and basically gave him carte blanche to do anything he wanted. To him it was obvious: to make other people fall in love with the show that had made him work for television in the first place, Dr Who. The reason the show came back at all was not because the BBC believed in it, but because they believed in Russell; all the high-ups fully believed this series would fail, the way they thought it had in 1989 (though through self-sabotage as much as anything else).In words that would haunt them the same way turning down the Beatles haunted Decca Records, they told him no (actually the words were ‘Why would we touch that piece of rubbish?’) Michael Grade’s reputation was stronger than Dr Who’s  and even stronger than Russell’s. So the writer went off to make another project instead ‘The Second Coming’, about Jesus coming back to life and talking with a Salford accent (for which Christopher Eccleston was perfect casting). That was an even bigger success and Russell tried again in 1999, only to be told no once more.


Then in 2000 things shifted: Lorraine Heggessey became the new controller of BBC One and though she didn’t know Dr Who she didn’t dismiss the idea outright and thought that if Russell was that determined to make the show then maybe there was something in it. In 2001 Russell tried again and found to his shock that people were actually listening to him. He spent twenty minutes giving an off-the-cuff pitch of how he would bring Dr Who back, which included early ideas for both ‘Rose’ (where she’s a cleaner rather than a shop-worker and with dinosaurs instead of Autons and the Weakest Link robot quiz in ‘Bad Wolf’). However he still assumed it wouldn’t happen: after it was explained to him that, technically, the BBC didn’t actually own the rights to the show anymore. That seems weird given how closely the two were linked, but the end days of Who had been a mess, with the BBC assuming that they’d made all the money they could and handing the rights to the show handed out to BBC Enterprises (not strictly the same company) in order to allow independent companies to pitch for the rights to make it for the 30th anniversary (see ‘Dimensions In Time’ for more on this mess), before the rights had finally gone over to the Americans in time for the TV Movie and over to an independent company for 2003’s cartoon ‘Scream Of The Shalka’. It wasn’t as simple as asking for them back – there were contracts to sort out, money to change hands and it was still quite the gamble given that nobody except Russell believed that an audience was out there. So Davies contented himself with the fact that it would never happen and got on with his freelance writing, his career still taking off into the stratosphere.


Then, in a move of serendipity to make Jo Grant proud, things began to change. One of Russell’s jobs was making an episode of the sitcom ‘Linda Green’ in Manchester that was being written by Russell’s friend Paul Abbott  (starring Christopher Eccleston, again). There Paul introduced him to Jane Tranter with the now legendary words ‘she’s into Dr Who almost as much as you are!’ She had recently became controller of drama and she adored Dr Who; the first thing she’d done when moving into her new office was build up a portfolio of photos from past BBC shows that inspired her and in pride of place was a Dalek. She’d started her career at the BBC as an assistant and one of her jobs had been to lay out the sticky tape on the rehearsal rooms for the McCoy stories over at Acton, the usual Who haunt in the 20th century. She loved how warm and kind and funny and welcoming everyone was compared to the other jobs she worked on (all very much Dr Who values) and thought it a shame that a generation of children had grown up without the show. They eagerly discussed the possibility of bringing Dr Who back but even then Russell assumed it would never happen and she was just being ‘polite’ – it didn’t help than she was seven months pregnant and about to go on maternity leave, unsure of when she would be able to make it back to her job. So Russell went back to work, creating ‘Casanova’ (with David Tennant) and his reputation grew ever higher. So he was surprised when Jane returned to her job and called him in for a meeting in February 2002 to discuss Dr Who – the rights were still such an issue, though, that the talks were abandoned and Russell gave up altogether, allegedly giving up picking up the phone when they rang.


Then in mid-2003 in walks Julie Gardner, the new head of drama at BBC Wales. She’d never actually seen Dr Who but she liked the idea of her department reviving a much loved show and worked with Jane to make it happen, excited at the thought a writer of Russell’s calibre might want to work on it. Together the two solved the rights crisis, with a ‘deus et machina’ solution Davies himself would have been proud of: they simply pointed out that nothing had been made for a while and there were no plans for anyone else to make Dr Who so would they like to hand the rights back please? Besides, if the show was a success they might be able to market it to other countries to BBC Enterprises anyway. Julie finally got hold of Russell and in a move that changed the fate of the show forever asked him what old stories she would watch to get her up to speed. Soon she was knee deep in Dr Who DVDs Russell recommended to her (the usual suspects: ‘Dalek Invasion Of Earth’Spearhead In Space’The Ark In Space’  ‘Genesis Of The Daleks’The Talons Of Weng-Chiang’The City Of Death’The Caves Of Androzani’ and ‘The Curse Of Fenric’).  Julie became a committed Whovian from that point on – and if a young hip trendy knowledgeable TV executive could fall in love with the ‘old’ stuff, just think what a modern audience could do for the ‘new’ stuff. The trio had a formal meeting (at which Russell handed his new colleagues toy Daleks, to sit on their desks to remember him by). The only sticking point was Mal Young, official title ‘continuing head of drama’, who said the show could only possibly work if it became tougher and had a big name star known for his harder man roles . Word leaked that the series might be returning with Russell at the helm in 2004, to which – after fifteen years of nearlies maybes and not quites - most of fandom went ‘yeah right, we’ll believe it when we see it’ while  most drama viewers thought Russell had gone quietly mad.


One of the latter was Christopher Eccleston, who heard the news on the radio and thought his friend was committing career suicide. He’d had no interest in Dr Who and thought it was all a bit ‘posh’ and middle class, not relatable to the ‘real’ working class world he’d grown up in (he’d been on the mega huge shortlist for the TV Movie but hadn’t been asked for an audition and only found out about it later – he says he probably wouldn’t have gone for the role in 1996; oh and in case you were wondering he was born in the middle of ‘Marco Polo’, slightly younger than the series itself; born in April 1963 Russell was born ten months earlier and is just slightly older than the programme itself). The more he heard Russell speak, though, the more Chris began to connect with his descriptions of the Doctor, as a homeless wanderer who sometimes travelled with people but was mostly intrinsically alone, forever moving through time. Intrigued, he wrote an email off to Russell asking what other ideas he had for the show and half-jokingly adding that if he ever wanted a Northern harder-edged Doctor that he should be considered. Russell mentioned this at his next meeting with Mal, who went from being sceptical to being one of the shows biggest supporters. All Russell needed now was an actual producer for the show and he knew just the man, nominating Phil Collinson, who had the three plusses of a long history producing TV ) including ‘Peak Practice’ and lots of soaps), working with Russell (on ‘Springhill’) and knowing Dr Who backwards. Dr Who now had five people fully committed to it (six with Eccleston), a neat mixture of passionate fans and complete newbies so that they’d be able to make sure every script worked for every level of past Who knowledge.  Even Michael Grade, the final sticking point, saw how enthusiastic everyone else was and okayed it ‘just as long as I don’t have to watch it’. The newspapers had a field day, incorrectly guessing Bill Nighy for the Doctor (who was eventually approached but turned it down – see ‘Vincent and The Doctor’ for him changing his mind) and Billie Piper as the companion, simply because she was in everything back then. The production team thought that a good idea so approached her agent but assumed she’d turned the job down flat when she learned it would mean living nine months away from home in Cardiff.  But as it happened she was enthusiastic: Billie wanted to appear in something that was more family-orientated than the adult stuff she’d been doing to get away from her pop career (everyone still thought of her as a teen singer, something she’d fallen into while doing her actor training – forget the cheesy hits by the way, check out the later stuff from when her records stopped selling and she could record what she wanted; ‘Walk Of Life’ is a great, very Dr Whoy song about change) and though no one knew it yet was on the verge of splitting with her husband DJ Chris Evans and wanted to throw herself into something big so she didn’t have to think about stuff. Though other actresses were seen in case she didn’t show (including Peter Davison’s daughter and future David Tennant wife Georgia Moffatt) she was always top of the list.
 
Even so, most people – especially high up at the BBC –expected Dr Who to fail. The McGann version had tried and burned, despite having a budget the BBC could only dream of and a dashing young star in the lead role, why would this one be any better? Newcomers who’d  never heard of the show would surely just ignore it, while long-term fans would just grumble. Others were confused and a little worried about Russell’s masterplan, to make a show that appealed to everyone that a family could watch together – which was simply not how people watched TV anymore (see most of our 1960s reviews for why Dr Who always bucked this trend in that respect, as a ‘safe space’ for adults and children to lay out their views of the future, something largely abandoned when the show went into colour and starting being more for adults).  As a sign of the general lack of faith Dr Who was given the lower sort of budget common to the Saturday night light entertainment shows it replaced and nestled against, not a full drama budget (and needless to say it was Russell who stick his neck out for the traditional Saturday slot). The show was also given thirteen episodes to make or break; there wouldn’t be a second shot. It’s worth remembering, when we talk in reviews across series one about how everything is thrown at these episodes, that a majority of people working on them never ever expected to be doing anymore after this (the one exception, reportedly, is Steven Moffat who – being slightly more on the outside – could view the scripts with less pressure and instantly knew it would work and openly talked about what he’d write in future years when the revived show ran and ran, much to everyone’s surprise). 


There was more resting on ‘Rose’s shoulders than perhaps any other story in Dr Who history– we all knew that our show might not survive another revival failure. The early signs for this series didn’t look good either I confess. A showrunner best known for gay dramas and that most boring of kiddies TV series Children’s Ward? The lead role going to a Mancunian with big ears best known for working class plays and ‘heavy’ roles? A blooming ex teenage pop star as the female lead?! I know I wasn’t the only longterm Dr Who fan dreading the arrival of this story and crossing my fingers that it wouldn’t be as bad as I feared – I hadn’t dared hope it would actually be any good. But it was, dear reader, it was oh so very good. Russell T Davies judged the mood perfectly, executing a script that gushes with fanboy enthusiasm at being able to play with so many brilliant inventions, yet is over-brimming with new ideas of his own and giving everything the execution of a seasoned TV pro. Even the bits that Dr Who had never done before somehow felt like Dr Who, because it was being made by people who cared about these sorts of things again. Russell learns from the mistakes of the TV Movie: he doesn’t give the first half of the script over to a past Doctor who ‘dies’ and a second half to a new Doctor that’s unstable’; there are no confusing continuity references (he never even uses the word ‘Auton’ anywhere in the story even though fans all know a plastic mannequin when we see one); all the Victorian-Edwardian symbolism, such a part of the 1996 special, has gone to be replaced by obvious signs that we’re in the ‘real world’. Cleverly the show hasn’t actually changed that much since the BBC last made it: we have the council estate setting of ‘Survival’ that feels real and powerful, that we’re watching a gritty thriller rather than airy fairy science fiction, along with the emphasis on seeing things from the eyes of the companion and the thrill that if all this can happen to a decidedly ordinary girl on a normal day at work in a normal job then it can happen to ‘us’. Dr Who is exactly the same as it always was – it’s just the Doctor (‘all planets have a North’, the line that sold me this revival would work)  and the way TV works that have changed and both are bang up to date. The use of so many real locations and especially the London Eye as an Auton transmitter (then pretty new and deeply odd: who wants to pay money to look at a polluted London skyline when you can look at the universe instead? Clearly the work of aliens!) makes it clear this isn’t a show that pretends the intervening years haven’t happened. It feels like a contemporary drama too (one of the many problems with the TV Movie was that it was still paced like a four parter, all in one go): pacy, quick-witted, but with an emphasis on characters and how they think and feel and react, something ‘classic’ Dr Who had only started touching on from 1987 when Andrew Cartmel became script editor.


Very cleverly, too, we get just exposition for newbies to follow but it comes at the ‘right’ places, at different times through the plot not all at once. Unlike the TV Movie which began with the Doctor spouting continuity the episode starts with Rose and introduced ‘us’ to this world along with her.  We begin with a shot of planet Earth, exactly like the one in ‘Spearhead From Space’, only this one is computer generated, showing off the huge advance in technology since 1970. And then we don’t follow the Doctor but the companion. Starting the episode with a quick montage of Rose’s everyday life overlaid with that awful horrid modern rubbish that people counted as music aback in 2005 was a masterstroke: it roots us in ‘this’ world before whisking us away. Then the music fades and we’re left with silence, as if we’ve moved away from the busy distracting world to the Dr Who one left alone with just Rose and some dummies which, if you’re an old hand, you know to be scared of and if you’re new is the perfect jumpscare. We’ve gone from a recognisable life that’s nothing special and has been the same every day for years, speeded up the way life does through repetition of  a job you know really well and do without thinking – then time feels like it slows down as they bring the music down and it’s so quiet you think you can hear her heart beating, then realise it’s your own. Rose is scared, as if she’s really truly ‘living’ for the first time, exactly what Dr Who is all about. How could she not want to feel that again? How could we at home not want to fee that again?  It’s a brave beginning, with a full eight minutes before we get any talking. Then the Doctor comes. And goes, leaving Rose back, dizzy, in the hubbub of the outside world that now suddenly seems so intrusive, so ‘wrong’. And then he  comes again when Rose is getting her life back together. Then goes. Then returns. It’s creative foreplay, giving you just enough to want more.


Each time The Doctor reveals a little bit more about himself: who he is, that he’s alien, that he has a sonic screwdriver (for the first time since ‘The Visitation’!), that he has a police telephone box that can go anywhere in time and space. By that time we both know and connect with Rose and her tiny little life where she’s dreaming of more. Of course you go with her to travel in the Tardis. How can you not? By doing the first episode this way Russell invites us to come with him: he doesn’t assume we’re along for the ride the way the McGann monstrosity did. We’re given everything that Russell always loved about this show, offered to us on a plate, but it’s up to us to accept it, to see if we agree with Rose or would rather stay home where it’s safe and cosy with Mickey. This is in invitation to follow, not a demand. But it’s one so powerfully written that no one could possibly have turned it down. Not even Michael Grade, who begrudgingly admitted later that it was okay and that if Dr Who had been made like this in the 1980s he might not have cancelled it (of course, if he’d given it the staff, the love and the money they had in 2005 and not put it on against the most popular show on ITV and messed it up by moving it round the schedules then that would have helped a lot too).


Fans wondered: is this a reboot? Or the same show? For most of the first two years Russell hedged his bets (only in Martha’s year and ‘Human Nature/Family Of Blood’ did we have it confirmed this Doctor carried on from previous ones; even this story just has the 9th Doctor’s face in Clive’s discoveries of him from the archive, contradicting the feel of the rest of the episode that he’s just regenerated – though it would be in keeping with this less self-centred regeneration that he just hasn’t been bothered to look before now. Unless he went back to have these adventures in the gap between Rose saying ‘no’ and ‘yes’ to joining him. Rather sweetly, one of these is the assassination of JFK, which happened the day before the first ever Dr Who episode, deliberately chosen as a fan-friendly Easter Egg. The ‘Titanic’ bit might be a gag about ‘Time Tunnel’ doing this all-too obvious moment in their first episode. Or, quite possibly, a jibe at Kate Winslet who’d been ‘discovered’ in one of Russell’s shows and may at one time have been considered for Rose but, since hitting the big time with ‘Titanic’, had stopped returning his calls. Note that this companion is called Rose and will later fall for a ‘Jack’). Would this story be for the ‘new’ crowd now or would it still remember ‘us’? Bringing back the Autons was a masterstroke for so many reasons and it felt right that a part of Bob Holmes should be here in the revival (he died in 1986 – partway through writing ‘The Ultimate Foe’ – but his colleagues Barry Letts and Terrance Dicks were both at Rose’s premiere). On the one (plastic) hand it pleased older fans by bringing back classic beloved monsters we thought we’d never see again, plastic mannequins that come to life ruled by a ‘nestene consciousness’ from outer space but done with a budget they could only dream of in 1970 – just watch the scene where they break out of a shop, just like they did as the big chilling climax to ‘Spearhead In Space’, but in a minor throwaway scene because they have money to burn and show off now (relatively speaking anyway). On another its perfect for new fans too: the idea of mannequins coming to life is much easier to understand than a race of alien monsters with a whole backstory to swallow (one of the big reasons they were used for the re-launch in colour in 1970, actually a much bigger ‘change’ in one go than this story) and allows us space to get to know the new characters while still understanding the threat. On yet another (this mannequin’s an alien and got lots of arms okay?) it sells exactly what Dr Who always did so well, make the ordinary seem extraordinary all over again. Plus it was topical: our use of plastics was arguably even more of a talking point in 2005 than 35 years earlier and every kid watching this would have been able to see a plastic coated something from where they viewing. Just as with the big shift to colour in 1970, the Autons feel both impressively hip and new, yet very much in keeping with Dr Who traditions to make it seem like the same show.


The bit that really sells this story, though, isn’t the alien threat but the people we meet along the way: the 9th Doctor, surly and withdrawn and oh so alone for the first half of the story (Russell very sensibly learning from the Paul McGann TV Movie not to waste half his precious first episode on a regeneration sequence and letting the public fall in love with a ‘person’ who gets killed off). He’s disconnected, betrayed, a wandering loner – a more romantic and accessible image than a man in Edwardian dress talking about opera or someone ‘more than just a time lord’. He’s tougher, someone you’d back in a fight but would still worry might lose, clearly suffering some kind of trauma we don’t hear too much about at first. He’s utterly oblivious of most Human conventions, Russell borrowing the 4th Doctor’s confusion of the opposite sex (and starting off on the wrong foot with Rose’s mum), the part that surprised most non-whovians who’d been promised more romance and relationships (though Whovians knew with The Doctor it wasn’t going to be a normal courtship).  Russell, always a good one for stage directions, described him thus: ‘Like Terence Stamp if he’d worked on a market stall. No matter what is going on, this man enjoys himself’ (the Nestene voice, meanwhile, is described as having a ‘voice like whales tumbling through a Cathedral’ – alas they didn’t get that one quite right I don’t think). Eccleston gets lots of chances to do the bristling he does so well, even if he’s notably less sure-footed on the comedy and children’s stuff (it’s the point where he lectures a CGI pool of liquid that isn’t there you can see the look in his eyes wondering if he’s really right for this show).  Rose is rarely better, a teenage girl in a deadend job with big dreams and a smile that you can all too easily believe melts even this timelord’s hearts. She might be thick enough not to notice her boyfriend Mickey is now shiny and talking weirdly but she proves her worth to the Doctor by being brave, curious and clever (all the things he likes most: she’s the one who works out about the London Eye and uses her gymnastic skills when the Doctor has given her permission to run away). Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper sell both characters oh so well from the first that we feel as if we’ve been travelling with them forever by the end of this story, each one proving their loyalty, courage and morality several times over before the credits roll.
Billie Piper, too, is far more gifted at acting than singing, by her own admission (she was trying to become an actor when she was ‘spotted’ and made to be a reluctant pop star) and her Rose is as more grown-up, far more rounded, far more ‘human’ than any of the interviews with the ‘real’ her that had dominated the music papers during the 1990s. The only section of hers that doesn’t quite right true is when she’s worried for Mickey: future stories will make Rose’s biggest virtue her big heart and capacity to think of everyone’s feelings before her own. But her concern for her own boyfriend is over in seconds -  as far as she knows he’s dead and The Doctor’s ambiguous response isn’t helping, but a couple of worried lines aside, she’s smiling her big goofy smile again (they’ve been together five years, off and on, according to the 2005 annual while ‘Father’s Day’ shows she’s known him since they were toddlers). Both roles are judged to perfection here; you feel why she wants to run away and why he wants to take her and only her – their chemistry fizzles from first scene to last (though it’s if anything even higher when David Tennant comes along in series two). For now the other characters, like Rose’s mum and boyfriend, are less well drawn out (poor Mickey in particular is a one-dimensional coward – something put right in the next few stories), but that’s how it should be: this story is all about Rose from the title on down. Both Camille Coduri and Noel Clarke will get better as time goes by but are a bit OTT here, straying dangerously close to the old-fashioned idea of ‘Dr Who acting’ (to be fair to Noel he’s doing this episode right off the back of the Auf Wiedersehn reunion and broke off from the shoot to go to the funeral of co-star Pat Roach, who’d died suddenly in the last week of filming, so his head’s somewhere else even when it isn’t a plastic replica taken from his shoulders).


There are, notably, a lot of links back to ‘Damaged Goods’, Russell’s first published Dr Who work. That, too, follows a Tyler who lives on a council estate (though it’s a boy named Gabriel) – Rose is itself a common name Russell has used before (notably in ‘Bob and Rose’), so putting his most common first name and surname together was always going to be ‘lucky’ (a lot of writers have names like these, me included. Terry Nation is another). The title hints at a damaged Doctor, but actually it’s the world that’s troubled: this is a story, set in 1987, at one with the bleak Thatcherist dystopias of the Cartmel days, where no one has any money and the wrong people are in charge, full of drug dealers and chancers. After so many books about semi-Gods and Torchwood levels of gratuitous levels of sex and violence it really stood out for being refreshingly ‘normal’ where good wins against evil, but only just because fighting evil is hard.  The part that comes over clearest in both the book and ‘Rose’ though is how Russell thinks about the world: it’s dark, dangerous and all too easy to be swallowed up by it and made bitter, but individual humans can be amazing, a reminder of everything wonderful about the universe (in that sense he’s the writer who’s come closest to where we started, with David Whittaker another writer who saw Dr Who as a reminder of everything that’s light in an often dark world; by contrast the likes of Dennis Spooner wanted to laugh at it, Terrance Dicks wanted to change it, Robert Holmes wanted to turn it on its head and point out the absurdities of it, Douglas Adams wanted to explain it, Eric Saward wanted to blow it up and Andrew Cartmel despaired of it.  As for the ‘other’ influence, Russell made no secret of the fact that Buffy: The Vampire Slayer’ was the series that had most captured his heart post Who and it was there he got the ideas for a long running series arc that was sketched in behind each episode story, the emphasis on relationships and characters than plot and a forty-five minute running time. Also the ‘fantasy series done I real life costumes’ aspect (Russell had written a leather coat into his draft script before casting, but it was a costume Eccleston had come to like and one he was eager to have in the new series – he didn’t want the fancy eccentric uniforms of Doctors past, or indeed Doctors future. Interesting that this Doctor both wears leather and eats meat later in ‘Boom Town’, apparently forgoing his ow of vegetarianism three regenerations back in ‘The Two Doctors’. To date he’s never done either again so maybe it’s a post time war fall off the wagon?). Plus the biggest influence: the main character, though supernatural, has a ‘normal’ love life (though for now the biggest surprise, both at the time and in the wake of what came since, is that the Doctor and Rose rub each other up the wrong way more often than not, even if The Doctor kind of enjoys someone standing up to him after a time war when he wanted someone to do just that and Rose is enjoying someone that isn’t bent round her little finger the way Mickey is. the true romance comes later, though: this is far from love at first sight).  There’s notably none of the ‘gay subtext’ the tabloids were up in arms about Russell shoving in front of the children – indeed the only gay/bisexual character in this first year was written by the heterosexual Steven Moffat. Although not in the original script (Rose was more personally betrayed by her two bosses, men who were ‘forever holding hands’ and turn out to be two Autons fused together!)


We don’t hear much about the time war as yet – that all comes spilling out later – but already we know that the Doctor watched half the universe burn (no idea why the Earth survived it). It’s a brave decision (given how much this changes continuity, including all the stories written in the interim – ‘Damaged Goods’ included) but also a clever device, a reason to make the Doctor more troubled and less sure-footed, to root him in a responsibility the others didn’t have (though it doesn’t come out of nowhere – the 7th Doctor was getting there). In a way it returns the Doctor to where he began in ‘An Unearthly Child’, alone (bar Susan) and on the run from a natural disaster, back to being grumpy and alien and slightly paranoid. It als adds a lot of the mystery back into his character (with the time war not fully unexplained until ‘The Day Of the Doctor’ – and note how quickly the viewing figures tumbled after a lot of that mystery was revealed). It is, in a sense, a metaphor for the atomic bomb everyone spent most of ’classic’ Dr Who fearing might be dropped (it was cancelled in 1989 right before the fall of the Berlin Wall), subtly updating the concerns of the show from the original writers who had all lived through WWII and feared another war. Here the worst has happened already and we’re dealing with the destruction and aftermath In fact the draft script went further, with the Autons referred to as ‘terrorists’, the ‘new’ threat that had contemporary viewers hiding behind the sofa after watching the news now Russia seemed to have calmed down. We hoped) and American had become stable again (we dreamed): these got cut at the eleventh hour after a number of Al Qaida attacks made such an idea ‘insensitive’ .. It is, in another sense, a metaphor for the cancellation: a devastating event that made time stand still, that caused the Doctor to lose faith that anyone was watching and turn his back on humanity. He feels abandoned and has lost sight of who he is, with hints that it hasn’t been long since he was ‘The War Doctor’ with his inability to juggle cards (manual dexterity with new fingers is apparently the part that takes longest to ‘click in’) and seeing his reflection in a mirror for the first time and laughing at his ears  (though at the time of course we all assumed he’d just been McGann because we hadn’t been told otherwise; this doctor is super cagey about his recent past, though coming after ‘Day Of The Doctor’s the surprise is how readily this regeneration answers to being ‘Doctor’ again). When Rose enters his life it’s like ‘us’ joining him all over again and giving him hope – he can do okay out of the limelight (as with the books and comics and magazines and Big Finish audio stories, all things Russell pushed to save when his BBC colleagues tried to axe them for getting in the way, as he knew how crucial it was to keep the Doctor’s ‘missing’ life alive and besides he wanted ore Who in the world, not less), but it’s more fun with someone else watching to show off to. It’s a clever idea because it makes Rose as important to the Doctor as she is to him, it evens out their relationship in a way we only ever saw with Ace or Romana, while later Russell stories (notably ‘The Runaway Bride’ and ‘Waters From Mars’) will riff on how badly the Doctor needs someone, that left to his own devices he can go too far.  


Everyone throws everything at this episode, as if trying to bat away all the usual accusations of Dr Who as quickly as possible: the aliens are very high budget (mannequins have never been so eerie), the guest cast are superb (full marks to comedian Mark Benton as conspiracy theorist Clive whose closer to the ‘truth’ of the Doctor than he realises – I so wanted him to become a regular character), there are no ventilation shafts and the sets never even slightly wobble (though there is a great deal of running, both in and out of corridors). Instead we get a scifi series that’s as big, as bold, as colourful, as imaginative, as well written and above all as emotional as any that had ever been made – including the original series. Yet the TV Movie, with a budget even this episode can only dream of,  arguably did that part alright too: underneath it all is a script full of a plot we understand about characters we instantly care about (would a ‘Rose’ by any other script smell as sweet, even with the same effects ans actors? Probably not). It’s a show brimming with a surprising confidence given what was going on behind the scenes, a determination to tell a god story the best way and for the most part it works. Of course there are problems: we only get time to sketch in the Doctor and Rose and the alien threat, with no proper explanation for how the Nestene consciousness got here or where it’s been hiding all this time. Everything is drawn in heavy broad strokes, with the hope of filling things in later – just what you needed at the time as an opener, though watching this episode back to back with the later ones shows up how flat some of the characterisation really is. We don’t get to see something that Russell will excel at in later stories, the sense that this threat is happening on a wider scale (no Trinity Wells news reports as yet, while for all we know this Auton invasion seemed to affect one shopping mall). Some of the humour seems a little forced in places, especially the notorious burping wheely bin and Mickey the mannequin. This is the duffest sequence all round in fact: given everything we come to know about how observant Rose is it seems mighty unlikely she doesn’t notice when someone close to her is taken over. The ending, where a big ol’ gloop of Nestene consciousness is saved not through the Doctor’s cleverness but by Rose’s unlikely gymnastic skills she never uses again, seems a bit too easy , while the Doctor makes his ‘anti-plastic’ awfully quickly (where was that when he was Jon Pertwee then eh?!) Worst of all, they kill Clive: ‘us’, to all intents and purposes, a Dr Who fan who knows every fact going (even if it’s for ‘real’ and not as part of a TV series); Mark Benton is excellent in a role that a) could so easily have become over-acted (think Lee Evans in ‘Planet Of the Dead’ or the Whizzkid in ‘Greatest Show In the Galaxy’) and b) he was a last minute replacement (possibly for Mackenzie Crook, an actor mentioned in Russell’s ‘making of’ diary/autobiography ‘A Writer’s Tale’ (and who’ll end up in another Who-related revival instead, ‘Worzel Gummidge’). If anyone should know how to escape an alien invasion it should be him! You can’t help but feel that Russell is exterminating any sense this show is for middle-aged men in his desire to remake it for teenage girls. Future stories will have far more interesting locations to film in than the London Eye. Cardiff’s Queen’s Arcade (filling in for London, not for the last time) and the Q2 Warehouse, an unused paper mill in Newport (where the Nestene showdown takes place; if you’re wondering the Powell estate is actually Brandon Estate in London’s Kennington, chosen partly as it was more sheltered and easier to control for filming and because the architecture opposite was the same height as the Tardis prop, perfect for parking against). Special effects outside contractors The Mill’s Nestene effect isn’t one of their best, though to be fair to them they were learning on the job (their ‘audition tape’ had been adding the Nestene consciousness as seen on the cover of the Target novelisation of ‘Terror Of The Autons’ and their first go at the Moxx of Balhoon onto an empty shot from another Russell show ‘Sea Of Souls’). The heavy schedule, back to back with ‘Aliens Of London/WWIII’ left the cast and crew exhausted and making some odd and clumsy decisions on which shots to pass, especially in the second half of the story. The Nestene are really thick, sending their Autons out to conquer just one shopping mall in one corner of one city – and apparently after peak hours given how few extras are around. They’ve had decades to pan for this invasion then get their hours muddled up – they’re not going to conquer the universe that way are they? For all the talk of improved scripts the ending, of using anti-plastic, is exactly like the way the Cybermen are defeated with ‘Polly cocktail’ in ‘The Moonbase’ (and that didn’t make much sense either). Almost every other story in RTD’s run will be even bigger, bolder and more complicated than this one, while in terms of sheer jumpscares and terror it can’t match its source material ‘Spearhead From Space’, a story that desperately needs the Doctor – only for him to be unconscious and out of it (an aspect of the story Russell will lean on for ‘The Christmas Invasion’ instead).


And yet, it’s easy to ignore the thorns because of everything ‘Rose’ gets right, the perfect middle ground and compromise-without-selling-out of everything this story needed to do and all the audiences it had to juggle. There’s enough continuity here to make fans happy (the namecheck for Genghis Khan’s hordes not being able to get into the Tardis ‘and believe me they tried’ was another moment that sold me, just like Pertwee’s Doctor !), but not so much it scares non-fans away (as a clue to Russell’s way of thinking he wrote a fifteen page ‘Bible’ to hand out to writers which mentions the ambiguous note that ‘The fiction of the Doctor has 40 years of back story. Which we’ll ignore. Except for the good bits’). The new titles and music are like souped up versions of the old days, different enough to seem hip but not so different they felt wrong, something harder to get right than you might think (and in case you’re wondering the Tardis now travels in a ‘red’ vortex when going forward in time and a ‘blue’ vortex when going backwards. Why? I don’t know, but it works) ‘Nice to meet you Rose – now run for your life!’ is one hell of an introduction to a character, never bettered even with all the previous regeneration stories out there. The first new series Tardis reveal is a beauty: modern etch means we get to see Rose peep inside and then run all the way around the box, before doing the old ‘bigger on the inside’ spiel in a way that still feels refreshingly new (Russell will have to find a way to make each future reveal different, safe in the knowledge that most people watching at home know all this stuff and the fun is waiting for the to catch up, but with Rose you’re meant to feel overwhelmed, just as you were in the best Tardis reveal which is still ‘An Unearthly Child’). For all the talk of toughening the Doctor up – the aspect that worried me most from the pre-publicity - he’s still the same gentle soul at heart one who refuses to carry a weapon and talks to the monsters and gives them a last chance to reform. This is still very much the same Dr Who – the screen size has changed (the first time Dr Who’s in widescreen!), the colour scheme is different (orange, bizarrely), the way it’s made is very different (hand-held cameras throughout – something Dr Who pioneered in ‘Warrior’s Gate’ in 1981) and it’s both slicker and more dysfunctional, adding ‘human’ elements the classics series could never dream of, simply because television has changed so much, yet as a series it’s still so obviously recognisably the same.

 Later episodes will throw in the better aliens, the better CGI, even the better ideas and characterisation, but you get just enough of all four to keep you watching through to the end credits and into next week, along with a dash of the old storytelling magic the show always used to have (and which the TV Movie, for whatever reason, didn’t have). It’s childish enough for the adult audiences and clever enough for the kids, there to be enjoyed as a family with something for everyone for the first time in a long time. This story went down well with most committed fans but it also hooked a lot of curious children and partners and husbands and wives of committed fans. It’s a beautiful bit of writing cleverly balanced from the head but also written passionately from the heart, delivered by a cast who are already hitting the ground running (it helped this story was shot after the more tentative Slitheen two-parter), a story that manages to sell the trip of a lifetime to old timers and new comers alike. Some 10.81 million people tuned in, the highest since ‘The Creature From The Pit’ in 1979 and the 7th most watched anything on any TV in Britain that week (the highest since ‘The Romans’ – the story, not the time period that is) smashing all expectations the BBC had for it. They came, no doubt, for the blitz of publicity that meant this show was everywhere, but the fact that almost all of them tuned in again on week two is all down to this story. We fans owe a lot to ‘Rose’, which is still one of the best jumping on points for fans even now. The universe was never quite the same again.


POSITIVES + I was really enjoying the episode anyway but the scene that really sold this to me as a success wasn’t the big budget Auton invasion in high definition or the big action sequence arrival of the Doctor. No, it was the quiet reflective scene, where Rose wants to know who he is and the Doctor takes her hand and tells her that he can feel the ‘turn of the Earth’ beneath their feet, that even now ‘we’re falling through space’ and that he’s there to catch people when they fall. Summing up Dr Who in a single speech is impossible, but this one did it better than any other I can think of summing up the sheer beauty and horror of the universe. All the more remarkable, then, for the fact that the entire middle section of this scene was added during a later shoot when ‘Rose’ was found to be a little too pacy and was suddenly under-running (which is why, if you’re sharp eyed and know your locations, you can see the background switch from London to Cardiff then back again). Followed by one of my favourite jokes that ‘all planets have a North’, which ducks the question of why Christopher Eccleston talks like that despite coming from Gallifrey while being down to Earth in all the best ways. No wonder Rose wants to run off with the Doctor right there and then. So did I.


NEGATIVES - There are a couple of moments where Russell’s background in children’s TV and his need to win over a kiddie audience comes across a bit too heavy-handedly. One is the infamous burping wheely bin (why does it burp? Nobody seems to know – frustrating, as the ‘ordinary being extraordinary’ is exactly what this series is for and nothing screams everyday more than a wheely bin). The other is watching Christopher Eccleston, classically trained actor and respected thespian, spending a full two minutes choking himself with an Auton hand while Billie Piper fails to spot what’s happening to him. This is Dr Who at its most Chuckle Brothers and longtime fans feared the worst – thankfully, while there’ll be no end of future kiddie-friendly stories (not least those farting Slitheens) nothing will ever be quite as, well, childish as this again. You might also mention the mistake on first transmission, when the whole country (well 10.8 million if it) was watching and after all that hard work a crossed wire meant we heard the Graham Norton studio preparing for that night’s ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ show:  Julie Gardner frantically called the switchboards and, using her technical background, talked them through how to solve the problem so they could clear it just in time for the first line of dialogue; luckily most newbies laughed at the BBC’s incompetency rather than simply turn off).  


BEST QUOTE:It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world is turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it: The turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world. And, if we let go..That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home’.


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: Following the success of the first Dr Who tweetalong (for ‘Day Of the Doctor’), which managed to unite fandom and Steven Moffat at a time of crisis and a plague of Dr Who proportions, Emily Cook and Dr Who Magazine thought they’d see if Russell T Davies wanted to get involved too. He did, nominating ‘Rose’ as the next tweetalong, the story where it all began (again). Russell then wrote a sequel that was a really big deal at the time (Russell’s first Dr Who anything in a decade!) and led indirectly to him becoming showrunner again to the show he thought he’d left behind. While Moffat’s prequel  (the first one at least) was a celebration of our shared love for the show Davies’ went further and tapped in the national mood. ‘Revenge Of The Nestene’ will, I’m convinced, be exhibit A when historians come to view how British people really felt about covid in 2020. It drips with an anger and venom Russell only ever uses sparingly, aimed directly at the world leaders who caused so many unnecessary deaths and one leader in particular. From the ruins of the Nestene Invasion, destroyed in the events of the episode, walks a final unfeeling automaton the Doctor somehow missed who staggers his way into Downing Street, recognises similar unfeeling automatons and figures he can stay undercover and hide in public view in a place ‘reeking of things which the Nestene recognised: ambition lust greed joy power’ . Russell even gets in a jab at the ‘stinking sewers’ poisoning the Thames (something that was happening in 2005 but not known till later). Russell never actually names who he is but the fact he used to be a mannequin of ‘a clown’ and the shock of blonde hair on his head makes it clear that its then-prime minster Boris Johnson (goodness knows where he was in Harriet Jones’ cabinet but in the real world he became an MP in 2001, shortly before the events of ‘Rose’ and rose to prominence at roughly the right time, becoming Mayor of London in 2008 and prime minister in 2019). Anyone who doubts my theory that a lot of series one of the ‘Disney’ era was really about covid and Russell’s anger at how people ignored it might want to give this book a re-read. We really need a sequel to the sequel, maybe even another sequel! Published in the ‘Adventures In Lockdown’ book in addition to being read out by Jacob Dudman in the Big Finish studios for the Dr Who lockdown youtube channel.


Reeltime Pictures made their own low budget straight-to-DVD Auton trilogy across 1997-1999, with UNIT back in action for a re-match against the Nestene Consciousness. In the first story, simply titled ‘Auton’, The Autons have been lying in their giant warehouse, a sort of British Area 51, ever since their last encounter and have long been considered dormant until they start waking up. Sally Arnold is a decent character lead, who comes over a sort of cross between The 3rd Doctor and Liz Shaw, though she was actually a last minute replacement for The Brigadier as Nicholas Courtney had to pull out close to the shooting deadline. In the second volume ‘Sentinel’ a suspicious UNIT operative named Lockwood and his scientific advisor Natasha discover a government conspiracy to cover up a giant island where Autons have been sent to live full and happy lives in secrecy (a concept borrowed for the Torchwood episode ‘Adrift’). Third volume ‘Awakening’ has the Nestene Consciousness change tack by taking over the world’s computers while Lockwood himself has been infected and has started working against his UNIT colleagues. A pretty decent set of tales all in all, ones which suffer from the usual static camera work and low special effects but feature some pretty decent plots that would have made fine Dr Who stories. Usually Reeltime have a few star names in there to attract fans but Nicholas Briggs is the only name you might recognise; the young cast are all pretty darn good though. 


 ‘Autonomy’ (2009) is one of the ‘gap year’ 10th Doctor books towards the end of his life where he travelled without a companion and, in a neat mirror with ‘Rose’, brings the Russell T Davies era in book form to a near-close with a story much like where we started, with a trap set by the Nestene Consciousness in revenge for the events of that story. It’s an obvious crib of ‘Westworld’, with a shopping centre-come-theme park filled with robots that go on the rampage when the consciousness is switched on. There’s even a ‘Wild West Theme World’ to go along with ‘Doomcastle’ ‘Winter Zone’ and ‘Hyperville’ (which sounds straight out of The Crystal Maze).  Writer Daniel Blythe really captures the bittersweet melancholy of the 10th Doctor during the ‘specials’ year and The Doctor slightly falling apart without a companion by his side and knowing that this might be the last time he goes to old haunts or experiences something new. The dialogue (and especially the jokes and anecdotes) is top notch, while Kate is a decent one-shot companion substitute; it’s just a shame the plot itself is so by numbers it feels as if it’s running on automatic itself, pretty much what you’d expect a ‘Westworld with Autons’ book to look like. Georgia Moffatt, Mrs David Tennant and Peter Davison Junior, reads out the audiobook version – while she’s done lots of audio adventures by now, as either her character Jenny from ‘The Doctor’s Daughter’ or other parts, this is I think the only time she’s ‘voiced’ a character originally played by her husband and she does a really good impression of him!    


Remember that moment at the end of ‘Rose’ when The Doctor offers his future companion a lift in the Tardis and she turns it down, only for it to reappear a few seconds later and she changes her mind? Would you believe the 9th Doctor ran off and had a whole adventure in the interim?  ‘The Beast Of Babylon’ (2013) is from the Puffin Dr Who 50th anniversary collection with the rather to-the-point title ’11 Doctors 11 Stories’ (it’s since been reissued as ’12 Doctors 12 Stories’ and 13 Doctors 13 Stories’. So far there’s yet to be a reprinting for Drs 14 and 15). In a rather odd re-telling of ‘Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves’ the Eccleston Doctor befriends a little girl named Ali on a family picnic. The Doctor’s on the track of a beast known as ‘The Starman’ who captures him ‘in a whirlwind’. Ali goes back to look for her new friends and discovers a silver orb instead, from the planet Tagkhanastria. She rubs it and The Doctor pops out, genie-like, to answer her questions and grant her a wish: to travel with him in the Tardis. It lands in Babylon in 2000 BC where The Doctor basically mopes about a bit and realises how much he misses Rose (it’s much like what he did to poor Martha later!) Ali, left behind in the Tardis, turns out to be quite the secret killer when she defeats hordes of soldiers without leaving the console room. Luckily Ali leaves the Tardis just in time to give The Doctor the orb he’s carelessly left behind which he used to defeat The Starman, which Ali pops into his ‘gaping mouth’. After this amazing feat it’s a wonder The Doctor goes back to Rose at all –bronze in gymnastics seems nothing compared to what Ali can do! This is a really odd story that feels like a fever dream; actually a lot of the book is like this.


‘One Rule’ (2015) is one of Big Finish’s ‘Torchwood’ series, a prequel featuring Yvonne Hartman creating the ‘new’ look Torchwood One in direct response to the Auton invasion. She claims its necessary because one of the victims in the shopping mall attack was the Mayor of Cardiff. She’s also come into possession of a scanning device used by the Drahvins (from ‘Galaxy 4’) only to carelessly lose it at a restaurant during lunch (the same one where Mickey was an Auton?...) Surely inspired by the era when politicians seemed to leave all sorts of important documents behind on trains, it’s a thoughtful story about what would happen if something precious and alien really did leak to the wider public and whether it’s best to cover up or come clean. Like many political Who stories not a lot happens but at least Yvonne feels like a living breathing character in this story rather than just Cruella De Vil on steroids as she is on TV.


 In ‘Rose’ Clive discovers the 9th Doctor has popped up in several events in the past we hadn’t seen on TV - including two later made by Big Finish. ‘Battle Scars’ (2019) is the tale of how the 9th Doctor ended up on the Titanic (it’s probably not what you expect – see the review for ‘Voyage Of The Damned’ for more as the two are very similar all round) while  ‘Her Own Boot Straps’ (2020) is the story of what he got up to in Krakatoa. One of the weapons from the great time war between the timelords and Daleks has fallen into the hands of a rogue female scientist whose fled to Earth in the 1880s in what’s clearly a parallel with nuclear weapons from the soviet union falling into enemy hands today. This ‘Short Trips’ by Amy Veeres is a fun time paradox story: the Doctor has come to Krakatoa to prevent an explosion, little realising that it’s here that Althea Bryce steals it from him and risks setting the volcano off. You know the volcano’s going to blow eventually so the ending isn’t really a surprise but it’s a tense half-hour all the same, well narrated by Jacob Dudman, the ‘voice’ of Big Finish in their covid year.


 ‘Becky’s Impossible Day’ is a short story by Beth Axford from the ‘Prequels’ Puffin Books anthology ‘The Adventures Before’ (2024). It turns out that the story also takes place in the split second The 9th Doctor left Rose, having just turned him down, before mentioning ‘did I mention the Tardis travels in time?’Becky is, to the best of my knowledge, the first tanning salon worker and manicurist to have been a de facto companion. She even owns her own shop and she’s very proud of it. So she’s very annoyed when an alien entity known as the Ashen breaks into her shop and breaks her nail varnish, turning itself purple and orange! It turns out to be a creature that feeds off colour – no I don’t quite know how that works either. Becky is saved by the 9th Doctor who encourages her to think mournful black thoughts to disrupt it, amplified by his sonic. When the creature attacks The Doctor instead she turns the sonic to his head and does the same for him, only to be horrified by the visions of the time war she sees. The ashen then vomits all the colours back into the shop and Becky feels rather sorry for it, sad that The Doctor has to take it back en route to 2005. This story has almost nothing to do with ‘Rose’ and rambles a bit, but it’s still a good one and the idea of a creature feeding off colours is a great concept that really ought to have been done on telly by now. Oh and an extra mark for the big tease at the beginning where you assume the shop dummies are about to come to life before the story heads in a whole different direction!    

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