Sunday 23 June 2024

The Legend Of Ruby Sunday/Empire Of Death: Ranking - N/A (but #130ish)

 

“The Legend Of Ruby Sunday/The Empire Of Death”(15th Dr, 2024)

(Series 14/1A episode 7, Dr 15 with Ruby and Mel, 15-22/6/2024, showrunner: Russell T Davies, writer: Russell T Davies, executive producers: Julie Gardner, Jane Trantor, Joel Collins and Phil Collinson, director: Jamie Donoughhue)

Ranking: N/A (but #130ish) reviewed 23/6/2024



‘Hey Sutekh, you made it! Welcome to the 21st century Dr Who party. I know it’s difficult to find your way round here at first, what with all the CGI and orange sparkly pixie-dust going on, but it’s a nice place when you get to know it and loads of your friends from the 20th century are here – even the giant crab in the corner! And if you get in trouble, just give me a shout –this Silurian will be right over’

‘Yesssss Ssssssutekh, come and have a drink and tell usssssssss all about how you got here’

‘Oh but I’ve been here all along, waiting for my chance to get out. I’ve been all over the universe in part of that infernal blue box over there, hitching a ride through the time vortex. I’ve been on more adventures and journeys in timer and space than any of you – even that bunch of Daleks singing noisily over there in the corner’

‘That’s a dear, you don’t know what you’re saying, we’re all a bit disorientated when we get here, not ourselves – and believe me I know all about that being a Zygon! But why did you suddenly decide to wake up now?’

‘Erm…erm…erm…Is that a buffet table I see before me? I hope they do doggy bags’

‘Yes it’s right over there weakling God scum, right by my Sontaron flag and on top of the Auton is pretending to be a table with the presents on top of it. Tell me, what gift did you bring to the party?’

‘Well I went to the chemists and they were all out of death so I bring you…Sutekh’s gift of Pringles and cheesy nibbles’





Well, here we are, at the end of the shortest season that was planned that way for thirty-six years (poor ‘Flux’ got the short straw thanks to covid) and yet a season that still raised so many mysteries and so many points of continuity that needed clearing. Does the two-part finale clear them all up?  Hell no: after years of seeing Steven Moffat and Chris Chibnall invent finales out of thin air it feels as if Russell T Davies wanted a piece of the same and made everything up as he went along. Does that make this story the disappointing monstrosity the rest of the fanbase seem to think it is though? Actually no, for all its many faults I really enjoyed ‘Legend/Empire’ (despite the fact that both names make absolutely no sense in context) and felt caught up in it in a way that I haven’t been for a god half of this year’s stories. Given the extra space of two episodes it felt as if Russell had more time to  play to his strengths, of characterisation and big emotional set pieces, giving us time to properly know the two main characters we’ve been rattling round space and time in. The stakes were higher, the tension bigger and it felt more like Dr Who than a lot of the other more adventurous stories have been this year, the one episode in 2024 that feels recognisable if you come to it straight from classic Who (as many did after watching the ‘Tales From The Tardis’ version of ‘Pyramids Of Mars’). Whisper it quietly but I actually preferred this story to that garbled mess, a story that everyone always hails as a classic but for me is an even bigger case of making it up as you go along.

Everything here has only added to my opinion that Russell T Davies spent lockdown - the single biggest exterminator of humans in a century and easily the biggest thing to happen to the world since he was in charge of Dr Who - in isolation with his classic Who DVDs, looking for inspiration for the series of Youtube shorts and Dr Who tweetalongs organised by Dr Who magazine that united fans all over the world – quite possibly with a Marvels superhero film on in the background as inspiration. Before the world suddenly and confusingly decided to move on even though the pandemic hadn’t. There’s that same sense of scale and panic that the world is going wrong and needs to be put right that came from the youtube lockdown videos in 2020 along with a sense of comfort that if we listen to the science and listen to the Doctors, including our Doctor, we will all get through this (Just check out the ‘kind woman’ commenting on the shops being out of stuff and that she hasn’t seen anyone for days). Sutekh bringing his gift of death to the whole world is so close to the maps of the early pandemic showing the stats and figures of every country and the way it spreads from children to parents (because they left the sodding schools open as a mass super spreader!) is uncomfortably like the real thing. The idea that Sutekh’s ‘death’ is a ‘gift’, because the people who’ve died don’t have to grieve and carry on like the survivors, We know that lockdown was the moment when Russell re-connected to the series he thought he’d left behind and started thinking about becoming showrunner again, after hearing that Chibnall was thinking of stepping down and there was no obvious replacement in line, with tweetalongs to Russell’s stories ‘Rose’ ‘New Earth’ and ‘Gridlock’, as well as his enthusiastic participation in stories written by other writers under his watch, getting a bigger and more immediate response than anything he’d written in years. Was the original plan, perhaps to start tweeting along to older stories with modern showrunners writing prequels and sequels to those too? In which case ‘Pyramids Of Mars’ was an obvious place to start: we know from interviews that it was one of the first Dr Who stories that really gripped the mind of a then-eleven-year-old Russell and opened his eyes up to what Dr Who could be. Even though Sutekh clearly dies in the original he was a God. Surely a God would have a backup plan and find a way to survive? Russell was always too much of fan to want his Who to replace or reboot the old series: one of his big things he wanted to do as showrunner was make fans look to the episodes that he’d loved growing up and now here was his chance again. What’s more Gabriel Woolfe, the voice artist who’d done so much to make Sutekh come alive in 1975, was still alive and still acting, even at the age of 91. Russell had adored his voice, leaving instructions for casting director Andy Prior in many of his scripts that he wanted a voice ‘like Sutekh’s’ and being most amazed when Prior finally tracked him down to be the beast in ‘The Impossible Planet’. Had he had longer as showrunner the first time round, had Russell not been rushed off his feet and distracted by the terminal illness of his husband Andrew, then Russell might well have brought Sutekh back then. In other words having Sutekh, one of his favourites, return was high on Russell’s bucketlist – and after the world kicked the bucket in such a mass way the time seemed right.

I do wonder, though, about having demi-Gods in Dr Who. This is a series that puts so much emphasis on ‘science’ and how it can be ‘potentially real’ that when it starts sticking Gods with magical powers in there it all gets a bit silly. It’s a big and unlikely universe though and Sutekh’s back story (largely ignored here as ‘cultural appropriation’) as a God to Ancient Egypt gives him a better claim to being ‘real’ and believable compared to, well, The Beast actually plus The Toymaker and Fenric and The Gods of Ragnarok and the Fendahl and all those other beings who like to run around being immortal and all-powerful. The problem comes when they start messing around with the other planets. I mean, why bother? If I was a God I might enjoy being worshipped but human beings (not to mention Oods and Thals and Exxilons and all the other inhabitants of the planets mentioned during the course of this story) would seem like ants to me, hardly worth bothering with. Sure Sutekh is angry with the Doctor and wants to get his revenge on him and all the places he’s been to, but really why bother killing most of the universe in all timezones, just because you can? I mean, it’s going to get awfully boring with no one to gloat at or have worship you all day. Usually that’s explained away in Dr Who terms because a race like The Daleks or Cybermen believe in conquering the universe and making everyone like them – but Sutekh doesn’t want anyone to be like him. And of course the other trouble with a demi-God is how do you realistically fit them into a drama that’s partly about everyday life without the end looking a bit stupid? The fact is you can’t and Sutekh is being used here as an ‘insert bad guy here’ without any rationale as to why this would be Sutekh’s plan or indeed any of his characteristics in ‘Pyramids Of Mars’ (when he wants people to bow down and worship him, not die). The sight of Sutekh, a being with more power than perhaps anyone we’ve ever seen in this series, turned into a giant CGI dog and tethered on a rope dangled outside the Tardis like a dog out of a car, is one of the silliest the series has ever had, which is really saying something. The new-look Sutekh is impressively huge and Woolfe’s purring vocals are as deliciously dangerous as ever, miraculously undimmed by age, but turning him into a big dog is really not the way to go. It’s as if Russell spent lockdown watching old Dr Who DVDs, Marvel superhero films and Flux’ and saw the big Korvanista dog ands thought ‘what a swizz they made him friendly when they could have made him frightening – I could do better than that’. But for all the money and makeup and whizzbang technology Sutekh is still far scarier as a Human. I keep reading, over and over again on my timeline, how young children were scared by the Sutekh in ‘Tales Of the Tardis’ but weren’t scared of this one at all, even though he killed far more people in a far crueller way.


Even so, I still got wrapped up in the plot, which at 110 minutes in total didn’t feel as rushed or as diluted as a lot of Russell’s other scripts. He’s always been good at summing up characters and making them feel ‘real’ quickly and then seeing how they cope when the odds are against them and there are a lot of good examples of that this story. The second UNIT family are a bit odd at first glance (I mean, I know I’m getting older and all and the cast of UNIT look younger every time I see them but seriously: I know Rose Noble is the daughter of one of the Doctor’s most beloved companions and new scientific advisor Morris Gibbons is a genius, but they’re both teenagers who want to be at school – either UNIT is the height of UK technology and knowledge and full of danger, or it’s a place that does work experience for bright but inexperienced children; surely it can’t be both? And what happened to Shirley and Russell’s desire for inclusivity with the disabled?) but it’s nice seeing the Doctor have a base again full of people he trusts. Kate Stewart feels like an actual character  In Russell’s hands, rather than the Brigadier’s daughter the way she did with Moffat and Chibnall, struggling to stay strong in the face of ridiculous odds and skirting round the fact that UNIT have been messing around with time windows when they thought the Doctor wasn’t looking. Rose Noble got frustratingly little to do (I still want to see her a full time companion she’s got such potential) and Lenny Rush, who stole the show in ‘Dodger’ from Christopher Eccleston which isn’t easy to do, is one of Who’s best child stars so far, making the most of his few lines, though we badly need to see more of both to truly get to know them. When Russell kills everyone off it’s a big emotional moment – even when, yes, you know full well they’re not simply going to kill all life midway through an episode and leave it at that and they’ll all be brought back to life within about half an hour. Even the figure credited as simply ‘Kind Woman’, who doesn’t really need to be there at all for plot purposes, nicely sums up both the scale of the destruction and how, even when civilisation is crumbling, people can still be good and decent (she’s the person that gives the Doctor hope that the universe is worth fighting for and has the same sense of community spirit as people in early covid times, back when we were all in it together instead of leaving the elderly and vulnerable to cope at home alone). Mel, too, is a character with a long history with Russell T Davies: in case you missed the review for ‘The Giggle’ basically his first job in television, on children’s make-do-and-mend programme ‘Why Don’t You?’ shared a rehearsal room with the Dr Who of season 24 and Russell, already a huge fan, looked across at Bonnie Langford laughing and thought ‘these are my people – how do I join them?!’ It might be the fact fans have got used to her and the fact that Mel is now not so silly and squeaky as she was when she was young but she feels like a real person in Russell’s hands across three stories than she did in the 1980s across twenty weeks, with her weakness of gullibility and refusal to take no for an answers turned into strengths of never going up and believing that there is always a way out of anything. Her  comforting the Doctor when everything seems to be lost is a really nice moment and Bonnie makes for a great sparring partner with Ncuti. Ruby gets a lot of nice character touches too, from being the one to fool Sutekh at the end and discovering her birth mother, even if she weirdly says almost nothing for the first half of the second story (is she in shock?) We don’t quite get the huge emotional payoff Russell is clearly going for, if only because it doesn’t feel as if we know Ruby that well yet (she’s only been around for eight stories and nine weeks actually on screen, with her seven months as ‘the new companion’ the shortest since Sara Kingdom sort of was but really wasn’t in ‘The Dalek’s Masterplan’. And one of those stories, ‘Boom’, knocked her out for most of it). I know a lot of fans are disappointed that Ruby turned out to be just ordinary too but actually I’m all here for that twist, that even the most ordinary person in the world can still be the most important by keeping her wits about her and fooling Sutekh even when the Doctor has effectively messed up.


What I don’t get is why this series went to such a big deal about the mystery of who she was, only to swerve the answer at the end. For as well as demonstrating the best of Russell T this series also features him trying to do a Steven Moffat and turn series fourteen/1A (we really need a better name!) and turn everything into a massive puzzle like the ones that ran across series five-seven, one of the biggest innovations since Davies had hung up his showrunning shoes. Moffat inherited and borrowed quite heavily from Davies’ ideas and they’re actually very similar as writers, so its natural Davies should want to have a bash at this in reverse. Only he’s not very good at it. Back when Moffat was in charge there was fevered speculation about various clues and endless chats online as to what on Gallifrey could be going and the answers, almost always, were wilder and more interesting than anything we could have got: all that stuff about River Song’s origins and who Clara really was, a story very like Ruby’s but with a really clever resolution. Moffat has the sort of brain that must make him a chess champion: he’s always fifty moves ahead of you. Russell sees writing plots as more like a crossword: he has lots of ideas he wants to fit together and slot in and he’s good at papering over the cracks for them – but he fits them in retrospectively where he can rather than seeing an entire series as an organic whole. He thinks he’s teased us by making us look in the wrong direction with the tease of Susan coming back (because there’s always a Susan Twist at the end), a brief moment when it’s hinted Ruby might be Mel’s daughter (which is dropped straight away) and the anagram of ‘S Triad’ technology being the ‘Tardis’ and then actually makes it a cliffhanger plot point that ha ha ha it was all a ruse and meant ‘Sue Tech’ all along. Only we guessed that in the first week. And it was in fact, a throwaway joke in a book Lawrence Miles once had rejected, but which the author liked enough to tweet (I know because I saw it. And if I could see it then Russell could too). So much of this story spends so long looking over its shoulder to check we’re getting all the clues that it forgets to actually get on with telling a decent story. And If you’re going to land conundrums like this then you have to have a solution that tops anything the whole mass Dr Who fanbase can come up with on their own – and this just wasn’t. I know a lot of fans adored the big scary cliffhanger but honestly, as someone who saw the twist coming and isn’t that big a fan of the original Sutekh, it was one of the most boring ones going. And this is a season that’s demanded we look for a twist at the end – only for the twist at the end to be that there isn’t one, that everything is ‘normal’. That’s not a twist, that’s sloppy writing.


What’s more Russell has huge problems trying to tie his two mysteries together, Sutekh and Ruby. They just don’t go at all. We’re led to believe that Sutekh, the most powerful being in the universe, is so caught up in the question of who Ruby’s mum is that he puts his killing spree on hold long enough for his nemesis and current best friend to get away. Why is he so obsessed? He has the arrogance to think he can defeat anyone, never mind some random someone’s mother (although I do like the idea that an Egyptian God is sort-of defeated by a ‘Mummy’, which is sort-of the plot of ‘Pyramids’ after all, the Doctor wrapping up in bandages and pretending to be a mummy who wasn’t). And why does Sutekh arrive now? He’s been waiting for 49 years (Earth time, not Tardis time – goodness knows how long that’s been!) to appear and we’re led to believe he’s been waiting for Ruby. Only it turns out that it’s all a complete coincidence. They could at least have tied in the fact that Sutekh seems to have woken up again within the Tardis after Donna poured her coffee onto the console - or if not how come the Tardis has been crash-landing every time it’s materialised since ‘Wild Blue Yonder’ and not ‘The Android Invasion’? (The next story after ‘Pyramids Of Mars’). While I’m glad that Ruby turns out to be, basically, a nobody born to Earth parents for a change (although the dad’s weird name and possible links to the crooked politician from ’73 Yards’ might be setting up another twist for next year) it leaves so many unanswered questions about her. I’m willing to buy that her fifteen year old mum left her on the steps of a church for safe-keeping in 2004, but how did she conceal her pregnancy in a toxic family that, it’s hinted, were sexually abusing her and so knew to look out for such signs? What fifteen year old in 2004 dressed in a cloak? Why does the mum point to a street-sign, in the pitch dark, in such a menacing way when there’s no one around to see her  (and it’s a whacking coincidence that the  Church that took her in and handed her over for foster care seems to have named her Ruby too). How come this was such a crazy point in time that time itself started going weird even when using Tardis technology (and how come poor soldier Sullivan – a relative of Harry perhaps? – snuffed it during a simulation when Sutekh in the Tardis was nowhere near?) How come, after all those years of searching for her daughter while working in the NHS, with easier access to a genetic database than anyone else, the mum never found Ruby? How come, if genetic records are compulsory in 2046, they have no record of Ruby or anyone in her family in the future in ‘Boom’? How come Maestro knew about Sutekh coming back – has he been on the phone to her or something? How come ‘The Devil’s Chord’ told us that Ruby was ‘not right’ when actually she’s normal? What happened to Dr 14 and indeed all the other bi-regenerational Doctors, a lot of whom must be wandering round planets the Doctor has been visiting since 1975 and thus are in trouble too? What happened in all the multi-Doctor stories since 1975: was Sutekh on board the Tardisi of Drs 1-5 (in ‘The Five Doctors’) plus War and 10-11 (‘Day Of The Doctor’) waving to himself rather than going ‘you know what? There’s a whole bunch of me  now, I’m bringing the plan forward!’ What happened to Sutekh during the events of (here goes) ‘Logopolis’ (in which he’d have been shrunk to a titchy size and ended up inside The Master’s Tardis), ‘Planet Of Fire’ (where the Tardis is set alight), ‘Frontios’ (when half the Tardis was jettisoned – I mean what was Sutekh clinging on to), all stories with Kamelion inside the Tardis (when they must surely have encountered each other) and ‘Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis’ (when people kept falling into the eye of harmony in alternate timelines and being set alight) just to name a few obvious ones? Even the episode titles are unnecessarily misleading: it turns out Ruby isn’t a legend in a legendary sense and there is no empire, just death. Above all, why does it snow so often round Ruby when that had no bearing on the plot whatsoever? A lot of fans felt cheated by the ending, not because it was bad (although a lot of people are saying it is) but because it raised so many big questions and then answered them in the simplest and most boring way, as if Russell worked out his solution late on and then tried to add clues backwards, rather than having a fully formed plan from the outset.


Well, aesthetically I can at least answer the last one: Ruby makes it snow because she ‘is’ Russell, the same way Rose, Martha and especially Donna were all extensions of himself (seriously: ‘Turn Left’ is Russell’s love song to Dr Who and what his life might have been like if he’d never ‘met’ the Doctor and ‘Journey’s End’ has him preparing to leave the show, his memory wiped, to become an ordinary mortal again). Russell made it snow in ‘The Christmas Invasion’ on a whim, because that felt more Christmassey to him, and then so many people commented on it that he had to do it every year – and a few stories in between. It’s a neat metaphor: as a writer with power he can change the weather and snow is a good fit: he’s too optimistic about the human race to make it rain, too pessimistic to make it all sunshiney (besides, where would the drama  be?) but covering his characters in a blanket of snow that makes them shiver and which changes everything they thought they knew about their cosy little world, leaving tiny footprints as they come and go, is too good a metaphor not to use in some story somewhere. Sutekh launching onto the back of the time vortex and never letting go is a neat metaphor for Russell’s jumping on point as a fan (once you cling to the Tardis you’re on it for life!) The fact he climbs back to life now, at a time of death and destruction that so reminds him of Sutekh’s power in his childhood, feels like a natural part of his own ‘character arc’. After all, his first ever professional links to the series were when his Russell stand-in character Vince in breakthrough series ‘Queer As Folk’ sat down to watch ‘Pyramids Of Mars’ on VHS. It’s where Russell sort-of ‘came in’ as a fan and the idea that Sutekh has been sleeping in his subconscious for all that time waiting to get out is a neat metaphor for the story itself.


There’s maybe another thought of fancy going on in this story too: Sutekh tears down whole worlds in Dr Who, basically wiping out everything that’s happened in the series since 1975 and only hangs around the show and keeps it alive to they can try and solve the ‘big mystery’ of the year (in this case Ruby’s parentage) without caring for the characters. Ever since its second ever episode (no seriously, it was a review of ‘An Unearthly Child’ episode two) people have been saying that Dr Who isn’t as good as it used to be. Russell, as showrunner, was more immune to this than most: his era on the show has come to be seen as a ‘golden age’ when without him we wouldn’t have had Dr Who back at all. Even so there’s been some, err, interesting revisionism going on about his time in charge, a combination of a backlash against the 10th Doctor (who some see as smug and arrogant, even though that was his entire character arc, for which he paid for dearly in ‘The Waters Of Mars’ and ‘The End Of Time’) and the revelations about Noel Clarke and John Barrowman and how uncomfortable Christopher Eccleston felt on set. To a sensitive soul like Russell it must have felt as if fandom was trying to burn down everything he’d ever created. It would be apt, for the writer who once described toxic fandom in ‘Love and Monsters’, to give us an update and to make fandom not just a rogue shape-shifting monster who absorbs everything but a God who can wipe out the entire show if they persuade enough people to stop watching en masse. ‘Legend/Empire’, then, is Russell as Ruby, an ordinary person standing alone in front of a sea of critical voices trying to kill his entire world and not being sure what to do about it. The shots of Sutekh’s ties to the Tardis, the biggest single symbol for the series, and being flung into the time vortex to die feel like the wish of a weary showrunner wondering why he ever bothered, one who still loves the show passionately but not all the surrounding noise that gives with it. This is, also, of course Dr Who being brought back from the absolute dead when all the lights were going out (as the BBC were seriously considering cancelling it when Chris Chibnall left), the only thing keeping it going being the ‘rope’ that still ties Russell to the series that’s not left his brain since childhood. I love the scene of all the planets turning back on (a sort of mirror of ‘Journey’s End’ turning them off) as if they’ve all started living again inside Russell’s head. Death might be a ‘gift’ to the critics and fans who want this series to die, but Russell loves it too much to let it go if he can help it.  


Russell might well have thought twice about coming back though: I’m not sure I’ve ever seen such a relentlessly critical backlash to a single episode as I have with ‘Empire Of Death’ and I’m not quite sure why. I mean it wasn’t a classic and it was oddly paced: the whole thing with the rope coming out of nowhere –something Moffat would have made a plot point six episodes ago and made us forget about particularly. It was quite unevenly put together for a two parter too: the first half was all boring setup and the ending was rushed, with the big cliffhanger (the first of the new era since Russell took charge a second time) came at the wrong time, as if he’d forgotten how to do it: had they used the moment, ten minutes into ‘Empire’, when the universe was being wiped out and the Doctor looked broken, it would have been a far more natural and devastating break. Mucking around with a sub-plot about a ‘time window’ that went nowhere and sucked all the drama out of the story was a bad idea, while it felt like the part with S Triad only just got going before we were rushing headlong into Sutekh’s reveal. Even in the vastly superior second part we didn’t spend nearly enough time in 2046 (how come everyone is DNA testing now and how come the world population has fallen from some 8 billion in 2024 to a mere 76 million in 22 year’s time? (Is Russell, always covid cautious like a lot of people In TV, as anxious as me about how many people the pandemic continues to kill off every day and all the rare illnesses it’s causing people to develop?) and the sub-plot of Mel being possessed is the sort of thing we’ve seen so many times before it’s got old (and it robs us of more time seeing Mel as Mel: honestly after all the publicity build up I thought she was going to spend the entire episode riding Dr 15 round on a motorbike rather than a single short chase scene). What s the significance of the kind woman and her gift of a spoon (is it symbolic of the 4th Doctor’s desire to travel ‘with a teaspoon and an open mind’, not a quote from ‘Pyramids’ but ‘The Creature From The Pit’?)  But re-watching the weird cut-down and CGI-treated ‘Pyramids Of Mars’ the other day (a lot better than the horrid colourised and re-edited ‘Daleks’ but not a patch on the original with its intrusive modern music and weird combination of shots) this story is no worse in terms of pacing than the so-called ‘classic’ that inspired it.


For there was a lot in this finale I liked: the mystery of Susan Triad and her lack of memory at who she was is a great idea that kept us on our toes: the Doctor desperately asking her about her dreams (‘have you ever been an ambulance?’ is a fan-favourite quote already!) when she hasn’t got a clue what’s going on, only to be a ‘trick’ to lure the Doctor in is a great idea and one we’ve legitimately never had before, not to the extent of building an entire character who keeps returning in stories. The ‘Kind Woman’ has confused many but she’s a very Russell style character, there to sum up how drastic a situation is rather than move on the plot – she’s at one with all his characters in times of stress who do the right thing and give him hope as individuals even when the massed public have got something badly wrong; it’s subtle but meeting here is the turning point that makes the Doctor think there is a chance of putting things right, somehow (although in the end his plan goes wrong and Ruby improvises her way to a solution instead, which is an even better ending). The fact that Sutekh, buried deep in the Tardis (and presumably sharing houseroom with the lost Sontaron from ‘The Invasion Of Time’), can only manipulate things using the Tardis’ perception filter at a distance of up to 73 Yards is a clever idea: it explains a little bit more about what happened in the story ’73 Yards’ too (well, sort of: presumably Sutekh was so angry at his grand masterplan being interrupted at the Doctor’s death he kept the Tardis ‘turned on’ and haunted Ruby for fun). The Doctor’s horror at the thought that his journeys since ‘Pyramids’ have put so many people in danger and caused such suffering through his recklessness is brilliant (and I‘m not just saying that because it was part of a story I submitted to the Big Finish writing competition in lockdown, which I lost: Russell made it into more of a story than me). The reprise from the one part of ‘Pyramids Of Mars’ I always found powerful, the sight of a destroyed world and what it would look like if Sutekh ‘wins’, is reprised here but not in some vague possible future but right here right now and the idea of stars going out (just like ‘Stolen Earth/.Journey’s End’), with references to lots of fan-favourite planets, is a really neat touch that sells the idea of just how big this threat is (only ‘Logopolis’ threatens this many planets and indeed destroys a lot of them: poor Traken, for instance, is destroyed by the Doctor’s carelessness twice now!) I love the Doctor’s subtle kiss of gratitude to the Tardis as he gets it back from Sutekh’s control, so under-stated (Ncuti has been getting better and better this year, although his latest scream of wild fury and defeat isn’t one of his best moments). I love the idea of the ‘Memory Tardis’ from ‘Tales Of The Tardis’ being turned into a continuity point, with a near-defeated Doctor, Ruby and Mel huddled together in the cold watching the universe die, utterly lost and helpless in the wake of the big bad. Most of all I love the fact that even a God as powerful as Sutekh can be tricked by Ruby smashing all evidence of who her mum is, just as he’s got the Doctor in a green-tinged death grip (go girl!)


Admittedly it could all have been put together in a better way – with a lot more Sutekh, given they’d gone to all that trouble to create him - and been surrounded by stories that didn’t keep promising us a four course banquet and then ending up serving up a plate of reasonably good sandwiches. I mean, they were nutritious and tasty enough and better than no sandwiches at all (a lot of fans forget just how much trouble Dr Who was in across 2021 before Russell got Disney involved and I’m the sort of fan who found things to like in ‘The Trial Of A Timelord’, I’ll totally take a sloppy and clumsy series over cancellation) but if you promise a brilliant mystery and then don’t deliver on it people are always going to be disappointed. I do think in time, though, that fans will come to appreciate this story more than they do now, when it leaves a slightly bitter aftertaste. After all, I for one enjoyed Russell going back to using his more detailed, subtle, complex and empathetic writing after a run of stories which I (mostly) really enjoyed but which did feel a little like cartoons, broad and big and colourful. And of course there’s still the chance that some mysteries might get solved at a later date: Mrs Flood, for one, looked furious at having her plans thwarted and being killed by Sutekh just as she was getting close to Ruby’s family so here’s betting she’s the big bad of next year (and my pet theory now so you can all laugh at how wrong I was in a year’s time: she’s a sort of Clara in ‘The Name Of The Doctor’ sent to keep an eye on the Doctor with elements of the people he most trusts: she’s dressed like Clara for most of the series but suddenly started wearing Romana’s costume from ‘The Ribos Operation’ during her fourth-wall break to camera at the very end). Plus…if all those destroyed worlds were brought back to life is this a sneaky backdoor way to getting Gallifrey to come back from the dead (again?!) As much as half the fanbase seem to be giving up on the show in droves this year there’s so much to look forward to with Who and I can’t wait to see you there, starting at Christmas…


+ POSITIVES The Tardis is possessed! Such a great idea that Who had never really done before and it looks like it too, with one of the best uses of CGI in the modern series as black swirling plumes of smoke intertwined it. As much as Sutekh just looked like an angry Scooby Doo who’d eaten too many Scooby snacks the sight of him twirling the Tardis round like a toy was really effective too. The sight of UNIT shooting bullets at it in desperation before finding it impervious and getting taken out one by one was very well handled too, making the most familiar sight in all of Who that’s been home across the past sixty-ish years somewhere scary and dangerous.   


- NEGATIVES That said, the plumes of sand overtaking the world were a CGI effect too far. They looked uncomfortably like the dust bowl from the twin towers on 9/11 and it’s always a bit dodgy when Dr Who starts copying real events that resulted I real deaths. Plus nobody reacts the way they should: yes we see one crashing car but there’s no panic, not much screaming, no real surprise. I mean, this is a tsunami of sand in a city street, you’d at least be surprised if nothing else. And why is Sutekh even messing round with sand? He seems to have given up on all his ‘Egyptian imagery’ for the rest of the story.


BEST QUOTE: ‘You made my life bigger and better Ruby Sunday and now – goodbye’


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: In case you hadn’t guessed by now, this story has quite a lot to do with 4th Doctor story ‘The Pyramids Of Mars’…

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