Nightmare In Silver
(Series 7, Dr 11 with Clara, 11/5/2013, showrunner: Steven Moffat, writer: Neil Gaiman, director: Stephen Woolfenden)
Rank: 242
'Well, Peri, I would have taken you to Blackpool but the queues were too long and The Celestial Toymaker was running amok with an arcade machine, so I thought I'd take you here instead to Hedgewick's World to err, watch some chess. Fancy a cy-burger with fries after?'
When the series seven preview came out, with the titles and the brief synopsis, this was the story I so badly wanted to see (and typical they stuck it right near the end!) It sounded, and indeed still sounds, like the most amazing story ever: The Cybermen picking off a human base under siege like the days but this time its…on a theme park! That covers a whole planet!!! I mean, that’s just such a perfect idea: quite aside from wanting to see a Cybermen filled rollercoaster it’s a plot that has so much to say about human culture and our desire for entertainment, while seen through the lens of a Cyber-race who’ve struggled so much for mere survival and don’t understand it at all. In my head I could see it all and it looked wonderful: oh the clash of metal as Cyber giants strutted past metal struts chanting delete! Oh the symbolism as the relentless monotone Cybermen walk past the ultimate example of human life with all its ups and downs. The joy of seeing a Cyber-head used in a coconut shy! And oh the humanity, as a group of people expecting a happy day out full of laughs and hoping to feel ‘alive’ by putting themselves in harm’s way safely end up questioning their mortality while chased by a race who don’t know the meaning of laughs – or indeed being alive. Maybe there’ll be a Cyber hall of mirrors, with logical Cybermen blowing their circuits on finding there are multiple distorted versions of themselves staring back at them. Maybe there’ll be a big chase sequence on the dodgems, with Cybermen scratching their metal heads (oh those sparks) as they try to work out why humans would design any transportation that goes round and round in a circle and is impossible to drive without bumping into something (maybe there’ll be a special souped-up cyber dodgem car?) There’s bound to be fun with a ‘test your strength’ machine, while the ‘guess your weight’ machine would surely crumble. Maybe one would sell its spare body parts on a bric-a-brac stall? Goodness only knows what the ‘freakshow’ was going to look like, but that was sure to offer more contrasts against the monotone Cybermen who all looked the same. And there just had to be a showdown in the ‘tunnel of love’ as The Cybermen are vanquished, as they so usually are, by the emotion they least understand and most resent in human nature. Most of all, though, it felt like a comment on where we were headed as a society, at a time when a recession the credit crunch was biting and The Conservatives were pushing austerity while charging the taxpayers for breakfasts each that cost more than you could earn on benefits for a month and there was a growing divide between the families who could afford to splash out on entertainment and those who, like The Cybermen, could barely survive and looked on enviously. I mean, sign me up for that story right away!!!
Needless to say we don’t
get any of that. Instead of being purely symbolic the credit crunch instead
became the baddy in a purely production sense which meant that every short
circuit eas taken instead. That theme park planet? We literally see one
moon-like crater and an underground bunker. Those rides? A game of chess. The
people under siege? A couple of weirdoes we never really get to know and those
two super annoying kids from Coal Hill School again who have been taken in the
Tardis for a school trip and are never seen again after this story. Every time
this story should be thinking big it goes small. Every time we should get lots
of violence and action we get yet another chess game. Ever cyber attack is
replaced by that cheapest of baddies, the possessed Doctor who basically just
talks to himself. Even The Cybermen have been given an upgrade that’s actually
made them worse, the Cyber equivalent of the brightly coloured monsters of ‘Victory
Of The Daleks’, that rebuilds them out of iron and makes them look anaemic (the
biggest thing going for the upgraded 20th century Cybermen seen so
far was their imposing bulk but this lot look like the kid who couldn’t even
last the journey on the coach without getting sick before they even got to
rides – and I should know given that, more often than not, that kid was me). Even
their new pat familiars, the cybermites, looked thin and weedy compared to the
might of the cybermats, closer to silverfish than rats (and whose scared of
silverfish?) It all looks cheap and tatty and not in a good metaphorical way (a
decaying theme park, from a planet that’s seen better days, is exactly the
aesthetic this episode needs) but in an ‘oops we ran out of budget’ way.
Instead of my ream episode we ended up with a nightmare, a ‘Nightmare In
Silver’ indeed (what does that title, chosen at the last moment, even mean?!)
I mean, a decaying theme
park was the single most obvious route to go and an idea a lot of other people
jumped on. Theme parks were closing constantly in this period (and still are),
as families just didn’t have enough spare money to spend anymore and there are
lots of them up and down Britain slowly decaying, with the papers often sending
photographers round on slow news days to capture the funny sights of trees
growing out the head of Mr Blobby statues or something similar. We’re a bit
early for the much-derided Willy Wonka Experience of 2023 (the lowest budgeted
events day ever, with a warehouse filled with a few tatty bits of tinsel, a
thimble of rationed Lemonade, a bunch of tired Oompa Loompas given an AI script
that made no sense and no chocolate whatsoever) although that would have been
the perfect image, what with The Doctor starting the episode by producing a
‘golden ticket’ and all. We’re a bit early for ‘Dismaland’ too, the 2015
Banksy-inspired anti-theme park where everything was deliberately run down and
old and fading, as a comment on what austerity was doing to Britain – I’m
willing to bet someone, somewhere, saw this story and saw how it should have
been. There’s even a touch of ‘Farmageddon’, the rural theme park that meets
once a year for Halloween near me and which is deliberately meant to look like
its seen better days. Putting the Cybermen in a setting like this really should
have been a slam dunk. Instead all we get is a bunker.
It’s not just the scenery
though – everything about this story feels tired, as if everyone is going
through the motions. We are, by now, right at the end of the series seven
filming block, a long one that’s pushed everyone to the limit. The budget is
running out. The actors are tired. Even Matt Smith has lost his bounce after
nearly three years of boundless energy. The filming on Dr Who’s 49th,
November 23rd 2012, was a particular low point: newcomer director
Stephen Woolfendon figured everyone knew their parts by now so he could leave
them well alone just when they needed help. Matt especially had a quadzillion
lines to learn as he swapped between The Doctor and the Cyber consciousness
controlling him and just couldn’t get it right. Usually he felt protected and
helped by the production team but they just kept snapping at him to do it
better, and quicker, while he kept asking for direction. It is, indeed, his single
worst bit of acting in Dr Who (heck in anything I’ve seen him in) and if the
person whose usually your reliable go-to person to get you out of trouble is
struggling you know your production is a hot mess. But nobody knew how to make
the scenes better. Nobody knew how to get out of this mess. Watching this story
now just shows a bunch of cast and crew who are tired and fed up and muddy and
want to go home. And while admittedly that’s how I feel roughly halfway into
every trip to a theme park I’ve ever been on it seems weird for Dr Who, a
series where practically everyone looks as if they’re having the time of their
lives practically all the time.
It’s not just the filming
either though, it’s the script. Neil Gaiman was the highest profile name we
ever had writing for the series outside Richard Curtis and while I was more
than a little sceptical about whether he’ d get’ Dr Who (he’s one of those
writers whose only good if you don’t recognise the source material he’s
‘borrowing’ from, usually Joan Aiken who they really should have asked to write
a Dr Who story before she died, or from Terry Pratchett or C S Lewis). ‘The
Doctor’s Wife’ had seemed to prove me wrong. This story was far less ‘fun’ to
write though, not helped by the fact that Gaiman lost his entire first draft
very nearly the end when he took his laptop on a plane trip and left it behind,
delaying writing again until he absolutely had to, by which time it was a rush
job (seriously, did he not keep a backup at home or, even though this was a
while ago the early ones were around, a cloud? I mean that alone could have
been in the second draft, The Cybermen missing out on an upgrade after their
consciousness gets left behind). It’s funny though: the more you learn about
the making of these two stories the more it becomes clear that ‘Wife’ ended up
with Steven Moffat’s fingerprints all over it as the showrunner took a great
idea and tweaked it, turning it into as work of art, while for ‘Nightmare’
Gaiman was mostly left alone while Moffat fell behind badly on his own scripts
(‘The Snowman’ especially). You can kind of tell: The Doctor never feels quite
right somehow veering between big kid and scary adult, which sounds as if it
should be exactly who the 11th Doctor is but he’s too alien where
you just know he would be comforting the people around him normally and too
Human and scared at times when you know he would normally be running into
danger not away from it. Clara, too, is all over the shop: sometimes she’s the
authoritarian teacher who lays down the law, while at other times she’s so lax
she doesn’t seem to give a monkeys about the children under her care. Even The
Cybermen are no longer people who are scary precisely because they used to be
people and have had all emotions like mercy cut out of them but a Cyborg race
controlled by a single entity that is driven by an overwhelming emotion of
revenge. Goodness we’ve had stories where The Cybermen have acted out of
character before (‘Revenge Of the Cybermen’ and
‘Closing Time’ spring to mind) but it
really does feel as if Gaiman researched this story by watching the ‘wrong’
programme and tuned in to the Cyborg from ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’
instead (a race that owes a lot to The Cybermen after all). Given that we’re at
the end of the universe, in some specified time millions of years away, I could
have forgiven that (after all, if any monster is still likely to be going when
everyone else has died out it’s the unstoppable Cybermen and they would only
keep upgrading themselves so it could happen – and amazingly this is the first
time The Cybermen have ever upgraded the Doctor!) but the story never makes
good use of that ‘all plugged into the same being’ mentality and just makes
them into mindless robots. In Star Trek the horror comes from watching Picard,
our flawed hero who wouldn’t hurt a fly (but would still fight the Klingons in
armed combat if he had to) staring blankly, unflinching as he unleashes
destruction and devastation on the people he loves. The best episodes in Next
Gen aren’t even from Picard being a Cyborg but how it scars him mentality
afterwards, as a person who only wanted to bring good to the universe is
scarred by memories of the cruelty and destruction he caused. ‘Nightmare In
Silver’? Matt Smith grows a funny blue bit out of the top of his head and talks
a bit funny literally turning into…’Cyber Matt’ (I still can’t
tell if that jokes was deliberate on the part of the production team or not). There’s no sense that The Doctor is scared, no sense that he’s
been turned into a ruthless killing machine, no sense that he’s still inside
trying to fight everything he hates most within himself. It’s a wasted
opportunity to do something really dark and threatening. The irony, though, is
that Gaiman admitted it was botched and demanded more creative control on his
next project, (‘Good Omens’ starring David Tennant) – even while this story
proved how badly he needed an editor sitting over his shoulder taking his quite
brilliant idea and going ‘no, not that – write that instead’.
After all, there are
children on board The Tardis. The plot starts off, until the halfway point,
being about how these newly upgraded Cybermen need children’s brains to
convert: they’re smaller yet also more alive, more full of the creative unruly
juices the Cybermen need to survive. Of all the Doctors this is the one who
most has a rapport with children, especially after the first person he met was
the young Amy. Some Doctors just see Human children as younger versions of
their parents but this one firmly believes that children are the future and the
way humans should be, curious, open-hearted, enthusiastic, carefree. Forget all
those stories where The Doctor’s the oncoming storm and fighting monsters the
moment he threatens a child while possessed ought to be the single most awful
thing this Doctor ever does. Instead they’re so annoying you’re willing him on.
I’ve said this before, particularly in the 12th Doctor era when
Clara is teaching at Coal Hill School, but the Moffat production team seem to
really hate generation Z. Angie and Artie, the children Clara nannies for in
this era, are some of the most offensive stereotypes the series ever had.
They’re bored even in space, ridiculously hard to please, would rather stare at
their phones than the alien world around them and keep breaking rules then
having a strop about them to Clara, ‘the worst teacher ever’. Once again, you
have to ask if anyone working for Dr Who has met anyone under thirty lately:
sure you get badly behaved children everywhere but not like this, not in this
way. Most Gen Z children are worryingly well behaved: they’ve grown up in a
society that, again, has been hit by the credit crunch. They know that there
are too many of them for too few jobs. They know that to stand out against the
competition they need to do so many extra-curricular activities it would make a
boomer’s head swim. They can’t afford to be rude, or at any rate not to a
teacher whose usually pretty popular and given them a fun day out. If they
really were this badly behaved all the time there’s no way Clara would let them
out the house without supervision, never mind take them to an alien planet.
They’re not characters but walking talking clichés, there to get into trouble
through their own foolishness and end the story having learned absolutely
nothing. You only have to compare these two to the three-dimensional children
over in ‘The Sarah Jane Adventures’, who are no angels either but all have
motivations to act out and feel like real people; Angie is meant to be Clyde
when we first meet him but even in his first appearance when he’s at his most
smug and annoying Clyde is a far far more interesting character. Angie and
Artie surely rank amongst the most annoying characters in Dr Who of all time,
especially Angie. There’s a reason why Big Finish, who do spin-off box sets for
everything these days, have never done a spin-off Angie and Artie series: most
fans can’t remember them at all and the ones that do merely shudder at the
mention of their name. Oh and that plot point, the one that’s driving the first
half of the story and which makes good use of the contrast between children and
adults and how Cybermen are the logical rule-abiding grown-ups that children
are frightened of, with children instinctively everything Cybermen hate (rebellious
creative individuals who love mess) gets dropped like a hot Sontaron-shaped
potato once they meet The Doctor and decide his brain is more suitable for
their needs.
Which, yet again, is a real
shame because of what I think this story was originally meant to be. The first
draft called the theme park ‘Lampwick’s World’, before a hasty last minute
re-write when it was discovered that was the name of a candle shop and they
might have grounds for sue if their ‘customers’ were seen on TV getting
Cyber-massacred. If that sounds familiar
that’s because it’s the theme park in ‘Pinocchio’, where children are
hoodwinked by promises of all the ‘wrong’ things they could be doing with the freedom of being treated as
adults: playing pool, drinking, smoking. Only of course it’s all a ruse to turn
them into donkeys and make them work hard for a living, to be the opposite of
the carefree little boys they were (there’s no girls in the original; I’ve
never seen anyone else say it but that surely is one of the most damning
comments on capitalism until ‘Greatest Show
In The Galaxy’ came along).
Pinocchio has to learn that becoming a ’real boy’ (although its really a
coming-of-age tale about ‘becoming an adult’) is about learning responsibility,
of putting other people’s needs above your own for the greater good and seeing
through people who offer you something that’s too good to be true and make some
out of it at your expense. Angie and Artie have never had to worry in their
lives before because there’s always been someone (usually Clara) to keep them
safe. But in this story both she and The Doctor are out for the count for
different reasons. It feels as if this story, perhaps in the first draft that
got ‘lost’, was meant to be about this, that the real ‘gift’ of The Doctor’s
fun day out was learning that they can be independent and that they can save
even the biggest badass in the universe (and her friend The Doctor). There are
moments when it feels as if the script is going there, converting people into
Cybermen rather than donkeys and putting them to work, only both children get
possessed for disobeying the rules early on and aren’t put ‘right’ until the
end (the closest they come to seeing the errors of their earlier ways is when
Angie tells The Doctor his box wasn’t that bad, really).
That sense of
responsibility is still in the script though in Porridge, the one supporting
character here that we get to know. Warwick Davies, star of everything from
‘Star Wars’ to ‘Willow’ but most memorably to Whovians the owl opposite Tom
Baker’s Marshwiggle in the BBC adaptation of the Narnia book ‘The Silver
Chair’, is the one person in the room enjoying himself. A lifelong Whovian, he
‘gets’ what the character of Porridge was meant to be and fills in the gaps
that just aren’t there in the script. Basically he’s The Doctor, a freewheeling
adventurer who hates to be tied down in one place but also someone whose
learned, by degrees, that the universe is bigger than he is and that it’s a
good thing to offer a helping hand. The plot revolves around his decision, as
an Emperor who turned his back on responsibility, whether he should allow the
bodies to pile up or whether he should swallow his pride and send out an alert,
something that almost certainly means he’ll end up going back to his people and
a job he hates. It’s a decision that’s mirrored entirely by the one the 2nd
Doctor makes in ‘The War Games’, that the way to grow up and not become a
Cyber-donkey is to take the more difficult road when it means confronting
something you don’t want to face. The
moments when Porridge makes his mind up is genuinely sad, even his proposal to
Clara is daft and utterly out of nowhere (I mean, she has a bigger wanderlust
habit than he does); I can’t help but wonder if the part of Angie was written
to be older so she was meant to become ‘Queen’ instead, before the production
team got cold feet about a schoolchild running off with a strange man to an
alien planet. It kind of works even so, though, given that Warwick’s height
mean that he is someone who is at least treated as a child, even when he’s a
great and benevolent ruler: this is his coming of age tale, despite being
forty-three when this story went out and he gives easily the best performance
of the episode.
One other idea that comes off is the idea of
Cybermen playing chess as an exhibit, the 699th wonder of the
universe (a neat tip of the hat to the fact that the 700th, the
Exxilon city, was blown up at the end of ‘Death
To The Daleks’!) We first meet Porridge inside the body of a Cyberman, part
of the theme park, in an idea based on the Victorian stories of ‘Silver Turks’,
giant automatons who toured Europe playing chess like experts (probably because
there were actual chess experts hiding inside them so they think nowadays).
It’s an idea that’s very Dr Whoish and had indeed been touched on in the series
before (in Moffat’s ‘The Girl In The Fireplace’) but makes even more sense as a
Cyber-design: after all, what are Cybermen if not logical machines with human
beings hidden deep inside? Chess has been a recurring motif on Dr Who too,
especially in the 7th Doctor era, and it somehow makes perfect sense
to learn in this story that Gallifreyans invented the game (our historians say
it came from Ancient China, but nobody knows the actual person who created it –
who’s to say it wasn’t, say, The Meddling Monk on holiday who left a spare set
behind? I’m picking him because The Rani seems unlikely to care for games and
The Master would lose a game where he has to think so far ahead – explosion
tiddlywinks or Hangmen, with real nooses, are more his thing). Chess works
particularly well in the context of a Cybermen story though: all that merciless
logic and sacrificing pieces for the bigger picture while The Doctor is
desperately trying to save every pawn. On paper it’s a great way of showing the
differences between them and The Doctor even if, on screen it mostly means Matt
Smith playing chess with himself while the camera veers wildly from left to
right, which is nobody’s idea of interesting telly. Still, it’s a clever idea
and one I wish they’d made more of.
That’s the frustration
with ‘Nightmare In Silver’; there are other stories at the bottom of my pile
that feel empty, as if they were written to collect a pay cheque and nothing
more than that, but there are a lot of great ideas in this story that just
never made it to screen. What should be an epic battle for control between a
relentless logical Cyber race and a quirky quizzical Doctor, against the backdrop
of a theme park that’s been turned into a Cyber afterlife (‘Their Valkyrie’ the
script puts it, veering dangerously close to ‘Silver Nemesis’ Nazi ways of
thinking, even though we already have one lot of Nazis stalking about the
universe and the Daleks suit the idea so much better) ends up so poorly executed
that most of the plot gets garbled and it soon ends up being another one of
those cheap filler episodes where the baddy is one of the regulars. Some of these
scenes are some of the most atrocious and inept things seen since Mark Gatiss
became an insect; the shots of a possessed Doctor are really shockingly poor (there's
not even an effect on Matt's voice to make it clear which is which at any one
time; yeah sure Clara’s meant to be confused which is which, but hearing ‘our’
Doctor emotional with a cyber effect would have been so much more frightening).
There’s a weird scene borrowed from ‘The Matrix’ (and it didn’t work there
either) of The Cybermen moving at lightning speed to grab Angie, everyone else
in slow mo and powerless to stop it, that just looks stupid (if you want a
monster that moves fast make it the Raston warrior Robot not a Cybermen – and besides,
the simple graphics in 1983 showed speed so much better – this just looks like
a sports action replay gone wonky). This scene just makes the Cybermen look
like so many Tom Cruises pretending to run fast in 'Top Gun' et sequence. But a
lot taller obviously. A lot, lot taller. The cybermites are up there in
the collection of ‘stupidest unnecessary ideas in Dr Who’ alongside the sonic
glasses, the timeless children arc and casting Kylie Minogue (why do they help
the Cybermen in any way? And why would a race, with such meagre resources,
spend them making insects?!) The story utterly wastes Jason Watkins, one of the
creepiest actors around who steals every scene he’s in as the chief great
vampire in Being Human but who here is just feeble as theme park owner Webley. There
are other supporting characters too but I can’t remember a thing about them.
And the episode only finished playing five minutes ago! This is a story that
demands to be bright and colourful and gaudy and false, like ‘The Happiness
Patrol’, but seems to have been shot in the mud in the dark. More than any one
thing it gets wrong, though, ‘Nightmare’ feels as if it’s a story that nobody
really understands: not the director, not the guest cats. Not the regulars, not
the set dresser, not even the writer. I hate this vision of the future, it’s
stupid, as Angie would say.
Which is annoying because
while I’m quite happy to say there are stories I don’t ‘get’ when the people
making it clearly do (‘Resurrection Of The Daleks’
‘It Takes You Away’ ‘Voyage Of The Damned’) I do feel as if I
understand this story. It’s about how the hard things in life don’t take a
holiday even if you are. How bad things can happen even in places designed to
be fun. About how doing the hardest and logical thing is often the hardest
choice on an emotional level. It’s about the dangers of being so caught up in
logic that it takes you over and stops you having fun. It’s a storyabout doing
the right thing, even when its hard – especially when it’s hard – without the
dangers of numbing yourself to the pain. It’s about how things are more than
what they seem on the surface, that there is a person hiding behind every
leader taking hard tough logical decisions that kill that cries out ‘what are
you doing? Think of the children!’ (and in this era in this country that person
was mostly David Cameron. Even though I normally tend to think of him as a
Slitheen or an Abzorbaloff crossed with Davros). It should have been a
rollercoaster of emotions that instead has Angie saying near the end, quite
honestly, that she’s bored – and when you’re bored in a story that involves the
Cybermen at a theme park you know something has gone very wrong indeed. The
result is like being given a golden ticket to the greatest most death-defying
rollercoaster in town - and then finding out that you only ever got as far as
the interminable queue and you never really got to see anything happen. It’s an
oh so promising idea turned into a mess not by one lot of people getting it
wrong (as per usual on Who) but everyone being stuck on automatic pilot
together, so that writer showrunner and actors were all caught napping. After
all it’s not like this is a story that should never have been tried or was un-rescuable
and other much worse stories have been saved by the people working on it
putting in over time to make it soar; it’s just that nobody knows quite how to
convert it and make it work. Despite this being a story that, above all other
things, is about converting and upgrading. At the time of writing Neil Gaiman
is under investigation for sexual assault and all sorts of unsavoury things; he’s not had
much of a chance to say his piece yet and who knows what the truth is except
for the people there. However I will say that if they end up having to remove ‘The
Doctor’s Wife’ from i-player due to the allegations, so soon after ‘Fear Her’,
there will be a horrified passionate outpouring of frustrations from fans. Few,
if any, will complain if this one goes missing. It seemed better in our heads
in the days before we saw it on screen anyway.
POSITIVES + There's an
awful moment when it looks as if we're going to get another of those
interminable 'Doctor flirting with companion' scenes. We know the Doctor has
been getting steadily closer to Clara and that he's really missing Amy, so we
think we know what's going to happen when Clara asks him to tell her something
only the Doctor would know to prove he's not possessed. When he chats her up it
looks for one awful moment as if Dr Who is going down that same tired route
again, but no - this isn't Dr 10 anymore and it isn't Rose or Martha or Amy.
Instead Clara sees through this as a complete and utter cyber-lie because their
relationship isn't like that and even if he felt that way (which he doesn’t) he
would never tell her. Go Clara! Go writers! Of course its then spilt by
one of the most (rightly) criticised and attacked Dr Who scenes of them all, in
which The Doctor drops Clara off and wonders again about who she is, deciding
she’s ‘an impossible girl, a mystery wrapped in an enigma squeezed into a skirt
that’s just a little bit too tight’. Whoa, a lustful misogynistic Doctor.
Sometimes JNT was right about ‘no hanky panky in the Tardis’. That line felt really out of place on first
broadcast and actually quite icky now we’ve had the Neil Gaiman allegations. You
wonder if the 13th Doctor ever woke up in the middle of the night
remembering when she said this and hating herself for it when she became a
woman.
NEGATIVES - The Cybermen
really do look awful. Ever had a bad hair day? Well, this is a bad head day. All
that sense of menace and humanity is long gone. For my money the modern
production team have never got the 21st century Cybermen quite right but at
least the ‘Rise’ ones looked like a proper scary army. This lot just look frail.
If this was your first Cyber story you’d be going ‘what a pathetic monster’ –
and if you know your Cyber history you’re going ‘what a pathetic version of a
great monster’. Even accepting that they're monsters with the desire to keep
upgrading themselves and not every upgrade is going to work...Why did they have
to look like that? Especially when they start walking fast in the battle scenes
and every Human starts walking s l o w l y to cover up the fact that they
still walk too slowly despite the sudden bursts of speed. This story only
exists because Moffat handed Gaiman the idea of making the Cybermen ultra scary
again. They’ve never seemed more of a pushover, without a scary scene anywhere.
In the olden days a silhouette was enough to have you running under the bed. It’s
by far the weakest Cyber episode even with some absolute horrors in the
catalogue. Delete, delete delete!!!
BEST QUOTE: Webley: ‘As
the battle raged between humanity and the Cyberaid the Cyberplanners built a
Valkyrie to save critically damaged units and bring them here, and one by one
repair them’
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