The Vanquishers
(Series 13, Dr 13 with Yaz and Dan, 5/12/2021, showrunner: Chris Chibnall, writer: Chris Chibnall, director: Azhur Saleem)
Rank: 279
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Let’s start off with the positives. I really admire Chris Chibnall’s
ambition in making ‘Flux’ a full-on-epic, with a single storyline that runs
across every story. It’s a good idea having the tension ratchet up every week
and have things get so big that the Doctor struggles to undo things as easily
as normal. It’s like having a whole season of season finales! It’s admirably
brave too, trying to do something this big and unwieldy as a statement of
intent back when the series’ standing is looking a little bit shakey. But just
as when they tried something similar with ‘Trial Of A Timelord’ back in 1986 it
doesn’t come off because nobody ever sat down long enough to work out what the
end goal should be. If you’re going to invest six weeks of your life into one
storyline then you need to know what the pay-off is going to be and you need to
make it every bit as big and ambitious as the rest of the storyline has been.
Instead Flux just kind of ends. There’s no great moment of vast peril, no great
moment when annihilation has been undone, no moment when you’re on the edge of
your seat wondering how The Doctor is ever going to get out of this one. It’s
just one set of baddies destroying another until an omnipotent being named
‘Time’ undoes the flux in one go. Admittedly I remember doing that writing my
own Dr Who stories, but in my defence I was aged seven at the time.
Another thing I used to do when I got stuck was jump about from one
sub-plot to another when I got stuck so that older future me would have to work
out how to get out of something, before I inevitably forgot and it all got
solved anyway. Chibnall does that a lot in this story. I mean a lot. It’s in a
few other reviews that Dr Who often works best when it’s like channel hopping,
dropping The Doctor and co somewhere that they’re not supposed to be and seeing
them disrupt it. But this story is channel-hopping between lots of different Dr
Who stories, none of which have been properly thought out. There are the
Sontarons, who double as both the main warriors and the comedy relief,
opportunists who take advantage of time folding in on itself by offering the
‘three-fingered salute of uneasy alliance’ with The Daleks and Cybermen, who
get ten seconds of screen time total before they’re wiped out. There’s Yaz, Dan
and Jericho making their way across the Mersey tunnels back to the Doctor’s side.
There’s Kornavista sitting around in his spaceship waiting to do something.
There’s Bel and Vinder and their wonky romantic sub-plot, rushing towards each
other across space and time. There’s a nasty being known as the Grand Serpent
who’s been manipulating time and causing trouble. There’s Dianne, Dan’s ex, who
goes from being ordinary Scouser to knowledgeable gun-toting marine scientist awfully
quickly (I know she was paying attention to the Sontarons talking about their
anti-matter machine, sorry, advanced trans-dimensional engineering control
system, but even they seem a bit clueless how to use it and she gets it right
first time). There’s The Swarm and Azure who might say they have the power to shift all of space and time to get
what they want off-screen (to rip the universe apart for all eternity and turn
all memories of The Doctor to dust…Most people would settle for dropping her
from their Christmas card list), but on-screen it doesn't feel as if they have
the power to make soup. There’s Kate Stewart…Actually what does she do? She
just sort of stands around for a couple of scenes nattering about antimatter
(maybe her dad told her all about it during a holiday to Cromer?) and doesn’t
even get a decent farewell. I got whiplash from the amount of times the action
changed setting and by the end of the episode the person who had done the most
work on this story was the establishing caption writer given that a new one
went up every thirty seconds.
It has one hell of a lot to do within an hour ending a series arc that threw everything at us except for a dimensionally transcendent sink. Only Chibnall has backed himself into a corner. The only way he can solve all these problems at once is by having The Doctor present at each of these scenarios so he turns this into a sort-of multi-Doctor story, though alas only with multiple copies of Dr 13 running around the place. There’s no justification for it in the plot whatsoever, except of course that ‘Flux’ is damaged so weird things are happening with time. But why isn’t it happening elsewhere? Why aren’t there multiple Sontaron storm-troopers and weird guys painted blue running around too? There’s no internal logic to how the idea of Flux works, which means that it’s hard to believe in how Flux as a series works. It’s all very well having a series where time is wibbly wobbly but you still need to have a concrete final end. There isn’t one and it’s all horribly disjointed, to the point where the entire episode feels as if it runs on at speed like the pre-credits ‘recap’ in equally small and pointless soundbites. What’s more Chibnall actually seems proud of it and has the characters comment on the disjointed nature of the story as if he’s doing something clever rather than, say, explaining the plot to us. ‘I’m getting really dizzy now’ says Jericho at one point. Not half, sunshine! ‘Distance and time seem to work a bit differently today’ says Dianne. You betcha! ‘There’s too many questions’ howls The Doctor. You said it, love! ‘I had a reckoning with time’ she adds later. Me too, it felt like it was going backwards or that I was caught in a neverending timeloop of exposition and unexplained scenes by the end. ‘I do not have time for your delusional witterings!’ snaps the Sontaron with the unlikely name Commander Stenck. Even I wasn’t going to be that harsh but he does have a point!
To be fair, I suspect at some time and some draft this did make sense,
for it’s not the loose association jumble of ideas of some other Who stories
that don’t have a lick of sense in them at all(‘Once Upon Time’ for instance).
There clearly was meant to be a story here somewhere, we just jumped from A to
B to C to Q to X to Z without any warning. There’s probably good reason for
that though. We don’t know the full
details but we do know that a lot of the Flux series got cut because of covid
restrictions which meant that Chibnall had to work at speed taking bits out and
adding other linking passages in (alas while it’s a matter of record that great
swathes were cut the only scene we know about for sure is one where Korvanista
comments to the Doctor about K9, not essential to the plot but more fun than anything
we get all year). While Flux started in a reasonably easy to follow way with ‘The Halloween Apocalypse’ by
the time we get to the finale six weeks later it’s obvious that a lot of key
moments are either missing or have been skirted over. Chibnall did well to get
this series out at all, given how many things were working against him and even
the best writers would have lost something important somewhere having to
re-write scripts this last minute. But even so there are clearly too many
characters here. The obvious thing to do would be to cut the roles of the
incidental characters who really don’t do much like Bel and Vinder entirely and
concentrate on the main cast – even have Yaz or Dan doing their parts if need
be in order to cover the gaps (as Dianne so obviously does out of
character. Was she meant to be either a
much bigger character or a different person altogether originally?) Instead
Chibnall cuts scenes down to the point where some of them are impenetrable and
the big bads (especially Storm and Azure) stand around talking about all the
terrible things they can do without ever actually doing any of it. The plot
throughout is all about reaction, but so much is going on that it’s hard to
work out who is reacting to what. ‘Flux’ was never going to be a
straightforward story, but it never needed to be this much of a muddle. Every
scene and every monster is be-twixt someone or something else.
Talking of Twixes and other chocolate bars, the one race that does do
something are The Sontarons and Chibnall handles them well. While The Daleks
and Cybermen et al would only be happy with mass invasions that made them look
good and powerful The Sontarons are totally the sort of opportunists who are
just happy to win, even if it’s in strange circumstances. They’re pretend power
grab alliance with The Daleks and Cybermen is the highlight of the episode,
although you have to wonder why their rivals didn’t assume from the first they
were going to be betrayed somewhere down the line (they probably had a sneaky
plan of their own to betray The Sontarons but were wiped out). Nice to know the
Sontarons still hate the Rutans above all else and won’t enter any sort of
alliance them though. The other ‘best’ scene comes when The Doctor makes a
truce with Commander Stenck, who sells out his platoon’s soul in return for
some chocolate (did they try the baked potatoes first, thinking they could do a
trade?) Who would have thought, half a century after ‘The Time Warrior’, that one of the
fiercest and most military-minded race of them all would be selling themselves
out for a chocolate fix? While I suspect their creator Robert Holmes would be
turning in his grave at this scene, it does fit their reputation of not being
able to see past their own needs and helps add some much needed comedy to a
very dark and sombre episode (they should have made cocoa deprivation a torture
in ‘The Sontaron Experiment’). The scenes of him stuffing his face in a corner
shop in full armour, having just got off a horse, are the sort of mundane
real-worldly things turned on their head that Dr Who does so well (and there’s
a nice bit of continuity with The Doctors love for corner shops, though it
really is an amazing chance she happens to choose this one. Funnily enough it
was my local during an apprenticeship at the nearby offices for the Liverpool
Echo so I can vouch that it’s nothing special, although it did use to be the
only place you could buy those delicious and now defunct Marble bars from. Had
the Sontarons found those they’d have been too blissed out to invade anyone ever
again). The Sontarons somehow manage to be both the butt of the jokes and a
credible warrior force, which is hard to pull off. At least they’re defeated in
the best way too, as The Doctor does something physical and crash-lands a
spaceship into theirs. Sontar-whoops!
The weird thing is too Chibnall is rather good at capturing the
atmosphere of covid restrictions in 2021. This was a messy, scattershot time
when we were mostly living from one news bulletin to the next, when right-wingers
were busy trying to re-write history and pretend the pandemic hadn’t happened
and we should all be out making and spending money instead of putting it to
good use with masks and ventilators and getting rid of covid entirely. This is
a story very much written in the ‘present day’, one of only six in the 21st
century to be set on the day it’s transmitted (along with ‘Halloween Apocalypse’) and
with the thrill that this story ‘could’ be happening in real time and you
wouldn’t know it (although that said I don’t remember anything weird happening
in Liverpool that day). It was a year of lurching from one major crisis to the
next, of going ‘what now?’ day after day and having the rug pulled from under
you by the latest often hypocritical press release from the government (who
said covid wasn’t a threat but put ventilators everywhere and literally had
their cake and ate it when everyone else was following restrictions). If ever
there was a year to try messy free-form Dr Who this was it and you have to
admire a series that goes quite this far in trying to push the envelope of what
can be done. That’s kind of it though: in theory a story with this many short
cut scenes should be thrilling but because so much is going on and it’s so easy
to get lost (and the few explanations we do get make no sense) it winds up
being boring. There’s nothing in ‘The Vanquishers’ to get a hold of nothing to
care about, nothing to get your teeth into. It’s just impenetrable scifi
gibberish. And if ever there was a year when Whovians wanted to get utterly and
properly lost in a bigger world so they didn’t have to think about the ‘real’
one it was 2021.
Every thread in this complicated patchwork quilt but the Sontaron one falls
to nothing as Chibnall simply moves his playing pieces off the board in
unspectacular form. The Grand Serpent, the big bad who defunded UNIT and seemed
to have special powers, is simply moved by The Doctor to an asteroid where he
can rant to himself in peace and he really doesn’t put up much of a fight. Swarm
and Azure keep threatening The Doctor with all those horrible things that are
about to happen, but rather than get on with it they’re the sort of baddies who
stand around nattering about their plan so that by the time they come to use it
The Doctor has pulled off the old ‘Space
Museum’ trick and let all the people she’s inspired to fight come to her
rescue and have Flux gobble them up instead. I’d lay odds that even the comedy
Sontaron could have them in a fight. Yaz and Dan barely have time to say a word
and half of those are the duo being patronising to each other and calling them
‘Scouse and ‘Yorkshire’, something that’s clearly meant to be endearing, but
patently isn’t. Dianne seems to take all of her frustration out on Dan for no
good reason (he was rather busy and had good reason for missing their date:
honestly he’s better off without her if she’s going to pick on him like that.
Or maybe she’s competing with Bel for Vinder’s attentions given that it’s time
on board his ship where she changes her stance). Kornavista has long since
passed his sell-by-date too, still making snide points at Dan for having to
save him instead of the bigger picture of the universe being unravelled (while
it’s odd that an amnesiac Doctor should have her memory awoken by him but not
Yaz. That romance really isn’t going anywhere fast is it if The Doctor can’t
even remember her). They say every dog has his day, but that was in ‘Halloween Apocalypse’ and
since then he’s been a spare part, there to get the ‘Flux’ series rolling and
keep our heroes out of harm’s way and nothing more. They could have thrown him
all sorts of bones across this episode, especially after the hermit mentioned
him last time out, but they don’t. The way Chibnall dispatches Joseph
Williamson is particularly laughable: this is a man who’s had visions of time
breaking through and dedicated his life and half his fortune to the great folly
of digging tunnels under the river Mersey. Everyone thought him mad but he knew
the day would come when it would be useful and after decades it has. Then ten
minutes later The Doctor basically says ‘well, there’s no point putting you in
danger – off you pop’ and he just turns round and heads for home. Though at
least he gets a better farewell than professor Jericho, trapped in a Sontaron
spaceship with no means of rescue. Now, on screen we've only followed him for episodes so for us at home
his death isn't up there in the grand pantheon of Who sacrifices. For Yaz and
Dan, though, they've lived together for three long years stranded in time,
convinced they were trapped forever and they’ve come to rely on each other. Now,
just at the point of rescue it all goes wrong and he dies a terrible senseless
death. Yaz was specially close to him and does at least have the good sense to
squeak ‘Jericho!’ But then a second later she has a big fat smile on her face
and is asking The Doctor what came next. If even Chibnall can’t be bothered to
care about these characters why should we?
The classic cliffhanger
from the week before, of the Doctor being shot at, is ducked (quite literally –
she just avoids the shot). Again (this
happened when she turned into an Angel too). The plot point of the fobwatch
containing all those past memories the Doctor has been after for several
episodes now is thrown away (literally - it's banished into the depths of The
Tardis, where it’s only ever mentioned once more, when The Doctor randomly
decides to chuck it). The Mersey time tunnels are never explained, just a side
effect of Flux apparently and not just an easy way for characters to meet up
with each other conveniently at the right time again, gosh no. All of those things could have been huge: we
need to feel that The Doctor’s life is in danger and she’s the only person who
can put time right. Having her escape death by a fluke and then cloning herself
is just a cop out. Also we’ve been made to invest good time and emotion in The
Doctor’s own personal story arc, we’ve seen her being nasty to Yaz as a side
effect for being so preoccupied with it, we’ve waited years to see Gallifrey
come back and multiple arcs where The Doctor has been heartbroken at being the
only timelord left alive and then…nothing. The fobwatch might as well have not
been there for all the dramatic use
Chibnall makes of it. There are no end of plot elements left untied too,
presumably another side effect of the covid restrictions The whole Village of the Angels sub-plot that took an
episode is left unexplained except for timey wimey fluxy wuxy reasons. The
entire ‘Once Upon, Time’
unravelling of time ditto. Had either of these episodes tied in better to the
finale then they would deserve to be there (especially the former, a decent episode
in its own right) but they don’t: they ended up just cul-de-sacs. Which means
they’re two obvious episodes to pull from the overall series as they don’t
relate to the main plot at all. Instead Chibnall seems to have pulled out parts
of the script that we actually needed to follow things.
Instead we get ‘Time’,
who turns out not to be a concept or a metaphor but an actual being, for the
first time in sixty-two episodes. To be fair it’s no worse a Davies et machina
than the ones from series one-four or the timey wimey time unravels of Moffat
in series five-ten, but Chibnall doesn’t even do the basics his predecessors
do. Time has never been mentioned in that sense before this episode. We learn
nothing about Time’s background, how it exists, where it exists, whether we can
only see it because Flux has gone wrong. All we learn is that Swarm and Azure
have held it to ransom but that there was a clock ticking with the speed at
which Flux could work before Time freed he/she/itself. In other words in the end
it wasn’t The Doctor who really did much at all, she just delayed stuff until
Time could rescue her. And as it had never been mentioned anywhere in the
storyline and even The Doctor doesn’t have that sort of a relationship with
Time, she had no way of knowing what was going to happen. Remember, this is a
story titled ‘The Vanquishers’, someone who defeats someone or something
absolutely. It’s not titled ‘The person who managed to survive by delaying
tactics until time got re-set’. Because if it was we wouldn’t bother to watch
it. After all, it’s bad enough when that sort of thing happens in a single
episode, but across a whole series and six hours of your life it feels like the
worst sort of copout. The first time around I didn’t even know that was meant
to be the end, it seemed the biggest anti-climax ever. I understand the speed
with which this story was re-written but surely something, anything, would be
better than having a character we’ve never met arrive out of nowhere to put
things ‘right’.
So ‘Flux’ fizzles out in the tamest mildest
way, throwing away all that promise and Team Tardis just walk away into the
night. There’s no punching the air moment, no tearful farewells and the only
people who seem even remotely pleased are Bel and Vinder (and that’s because
they have each other, not for the (universe being safe). At least Dan gets a
sort of redemption, mirroring his opening scene as a volunteer/man off the
street at the Liverpool Walker Gallery, waxing lyrical about the Merseyside
tunnels but even here Chibnall doesn’t seem to have cared much for him: he’s
left without a house (and still doesn’t have one in his last appearance in ‘Power Of The Doctor’) and without a
girlfriend (Dianne seems to be more cross about him being late for their date
in understandable circumstances than someone destroying the universe). Some
friends The Doctor and Yaz are: they late him wonder out the Tardis and back to
his miserable lonely life and only late think to come and pick him up (and
given how badly the Tardis was acting up even before Flux never mind during)
they seem to have more faith in her navigational skills than usual). Yaz,
remember, has travelled the world with Dan: he’s only a ‘new’ companion to us
at home. They must have discussed somewhere all the thing they were going to do
when Flux was over, yet they don’t even have a proper ‘goodbye’ before they
pick Dan up. Presumably Korvanista heads off into space for adventures with Bel
and Vinder, but the rules of ‘Halloween Apocalypse’ stil apply: Dan is still
‘his’ Human twin and he has a care of duty. It would make more sense if Dan
wandered off with him, for all that they don’t get on. As for the baddies there
are some good CGI images of time unravelling, but seeing them disappear in
stages isn’t the big exciting visual climax this story needs either. Most of
all, though, The Doctor especially has had quite the day, with multiple
versions of herself running around fixing things, saving the universe multiple
times over and separated from her friends for years. Yaz has been without The
Doctor for longer than she’s known her and even by The Doctor standards this
has been a long old haul. Yet neither of them ever stop to comment on how glad
they are to be together again, how much they’ve missed each other or their
(supposed) developing feelings for one another. Chibnall misses a real trick
here. We had nearly sixty minutes of things happening that were more or less
instantly unravelled. Couldn’t we have had five minutes of feelings that
weren’t? Dan says that Yaz is amazing at one stage admittedly, but it’s weird
both that Yaz never says it back to him and that The Doctor never agrees. Even
when I was seven I knew the importance of always having a final scene set in
the Tardis where we get to know how everyone’s been changed by the story or
what was the point of it? Alas Flux, which was sold us to as this big unbelievable
plot twist that would change everything, changes nothing for anyone who isn’t
Bel or Vinder. Even Dianne is still as mad with Dan as she was in episode one.
There are just no explanations
for anything here. For five episodes now the core concept of ‘Flux’ has been
pushed down the road in the hope that it will all be tied up at the end: it isn’t.
You’re led to believe that Swarm and Azure somehow live outside time and know
all about The Doctor, privy to the secrets of her early life as told by Tecteun.
They somehow keep that quiet. The Grand Serpent arrives out of nowhere, defunds
UNIT then disappears again, easily defeated without any of the super-powers he
seemed to have the last couple of weeks. Korvanista seems to have a lot of back
story about the special relationship between Humans dogs, which he never thinks
to tell us, even though he’s left twiddling his thumbs for half the story.
Talking of which at one point Korvanista talks about someone injecting a poison
into his brain – there are moments of Flux in general and ‘The Vanquishers’ in
particular so weird, so disjointed, so formless that you’ll wonder if someone
has just done the same to you. The frustration is that Chibnall was clearly
going for something higher and deeper here but whether due to the covid
restrictions or a change of heart he never fully goes there. After the Sontaron
scenes the best part by far is The Swarm’s debate of what The Doctor stands
for, that she goes the extra mile to keep people alive and make civilisations last
longer, while he’s unravelling and destroying time partly to undo all her good
work. ‘What’s the point?’ he hisses. ‘Why are we here? We’re all going to die
in the end’. This is a very Dr Whoy moment and ought to have been at the heart
of Flux: in a year of covid, in an era of climate change, nearing the end of
fourteen years of cruel and pointless Tory austerity setting factions on top of
each other, this should have been the story’s rallying cry. The Doctor makes
things better because all life is important. Because it’s worth living on and
defying the odds even for a day, because you can do a lot of brilliant things
in a day and you’re a long time dead. Swarm and Azure hate life itself but what
does that mean? Why are they so prepared to kill other people rather than just
killing themselves? Besides, this story is really solved not just by what The
Doctor does directly but by who she inspires, by the people who take up arms
and fight the good fight and extend life just a little bit longer. Because the last
thing to be extinguished in humanity is hope and as long as there’s still some
hope it doesn’t matter if The Doctor is trapped, if her companions are
scattered, if her only outside help is in form of a mad ex, two starcrossed
lovers and a big hairy dog, there is always a chance. ‘You’re the universe’
says Swarm at one point – The Doctor is in all of us and it’s up to all viewers
to fight the good fight, together and not let the bullies, the racist and the
halfwits send us back to darker days of prejudice and misery. What a message
for 2021 that could have been; just hang on, help is coming, all this can be
unravelled and we can go back to normal. But it ends up a character we’ve never
met with powers who are never explained putting things right again. What a
swizz.
Like ‘The Ultimate Foe’, then, ‘The Vanquishers’
is a badly written lopsided bit of fiction that had to be carefully pruned back
because of the limited amount of sets and actors available because of
circumstances beyond the writer’s control (not that you’d know that exactly,
given how many actors there are – the credits last nearly as long as the
programme). But while Pip ‘n’ Jane Baker at least tried to make their plot line
up with what had come before it despite having only three days, Chibnall seems
to have gone ‘well, that’ll probably do’. It feels suspiciously as if he gave
his final draft to someone else to prune, who just picked all the big action sequences
and the big rows, without any regard to whether the bits fitted together
(indeed it feels as if it was pruned by a Sontaron who was a bit clumsy with
the scissors given they only have three fingers, who then burnt the editing
suite down for good measure so the leftovers were all they could salvage). This
is no ‘War Games’, an epic where the end
topped even what had come before it, but an anti-climax that didn’t explain
anything that had come before it. There are just way too many characters and
Chibnall doesn’t know how to juggle them: I think the original plan was to show
how different they were, to have Sontarons as ruthless militaristic opportunists,
The Swarm and Azure as ruthless know it alls and The Grand Serpent changing
shape, bending his narrative with his appearance. In the end though they all
get lumped in together, equally unravelled when Flux goes wrong without any
karma for their modus operandi or any recognition of why their individual plans
were ‘evil’ and ‘wrong’. There are a few nice lines here, most of them said by
the Sontarons, but Dianne too gets one decent gag (‘I figured they were built
to stop interference so I sort of…interfered’). I’m really fond of Commander
Stenck’s lines too, as he tells Jericho and Yaz they only have two options ‘victory
for Sontar or death’. Jericho asks what will happen to them in the case they
win to which he’s told…death. They’re not really built for diplomacy are they,
Sontarons? Then again there are some right clunkers here too. A good soap opera
line to join in with is Bel’s ‘But we’re having a baby. If the universe
survives!’ ‘The Vanquishers’ tries hard to go all out and big and build the
tallest highest dangerous story ever seen in Who, but the foundations are so
lax it all ends up crumbling to the ground and looking silly.
It would be wrong to say
this story is utterly hopeless or worthless because it isn’t – the scenes of
The Sontarons are fine and deserved to be the main feature of the story with
everything else moved to the side, while the overall arc of time being in flux
and everyone and everything in the universe in danger is too good a hook to
hang a series on. It’s just a shame that Chibnall could never quite work out
how to turn those ideas into a cohesive plot and ‘Vanquishers’ suffers from the
bits taken out more than the rest. It’s a mess, stylistically artistically and
logically, a piece of drama that lacks any tension, a scifi story that throws
the laziest scifi clichés at the wall suddenly out of nowhere and a comedy that
only has one funny scene. Flux as a
series had its problems but it could yet have been great had Chibnall stuck the
landing. Instead it’s one of those’ season finales that doesn’t explain
anything that came before it and goes in a whole new unwanted direction. ‘The
Vanquishers’ is a story redeemed only by the occasional fine direction and
model work (that really do make Flux feel as if it’s happening on a grand
scale) and the hard work of the actors trying to make things work (although
even there it’s only really John Bishop and Kevin McNally’s Dr Jericho trying
their absolute hardest) and despite its specially extended running time of an
hour is either another hour too short (to explain everything that’s going on and
allow them to unfold at normal speed) or fifty minutes too long, depending how
you look at it. Something has gone very wrong when the final destruction of
everything still somehow winds u as being boring. Ultimately the only thing
that got ‘vanquished’ were the ratings as even longterm fans gave up in disgust.
Many won’t come back for the specials next year (which is a shame as they’re a
lot better than this mess: well, two out of three anyway). ‘Vanquishers’ never
quite feels real, never quite feels as if it matters, never quite gives you a
reason for watching and ends up a colossal waste of everyone’s time – even and
especially how hard everyone was pulling together to make even this diluted
nonsense make it to our screens. Far better would have been to have written
another draft and waited till 2022 then everyone could have started again. Now
there’s an unravelling of time that would actually have been useful! I wasn’t
writing classic Dr Who scripts aged seven either but none of mine were ever quite
this poor.
POSITIVES + Like ‘Trial
Of A Timelord’ the model shots really are brilliant and clearly where most of
the money has been spent. We see London and Liverpool both surrounded by
spaceships in effects that manage to seamlessly merge real life and fantasy. Even
by recent Davies and Moffat standards it sets a new bar and for my money has never
been matched even with all the extra money over at Disney. Had the script been
as convincingly ‘real’ as this it would have been gripping.
NEGATIVES – A shame,
given that they’re by far the most watchable thing here, that the Sontarons
look so anaemic, Jonathan Watson clearly using a loose-fitting mask built for
Dan Starkey (they cost a packet those things. No wonder this one wants to scoff
his face with chocolate. The ones seen in ‘The Two Doctors’ are clearly part of
the same faulty clone batch!)
BEST QUOTE: ‘I
approach everything with caution. Or abandon. One of the two’.
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