Monday, 30 January 2023

Resolution: Rank - 282

 Resolution

(Although fans always call it 'Resolution Of The Daleks'!, New Year's Day Special, Dr 13 with Graham Ryan and Yaz, 1/1/2019, showrunner:  Chris Chibnall, writer: Chris Chibnall, director: Wayne Yip)

Rank: 282

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Ad never brought to mind?
Not when you're a Dalek buried in the 9th century
And your enemy is as old as time




 

Happy new year! Of course, what with the timey wimey nature of books I don’t actually know when you are reading this review but I hope, however through the year we are, that things are going your way. If only we had a time machine to nip back and change things now we have the benefit of hindsight of how the year turned out, eh? How are your new year’s resolutions turning out? Possibly better than the characters in ‘Resolution’, a story that’s all about making the most of your chances while you have them without putting things off for another day (because there might not be one). Which seems an odd thing to say about a story that revolves around archaeology (a profession that’s all about patience if timing if ever there was one!), but that’s what happens when the unlikely duo of Lin and Mitch dig up an old discarded Dalek buried underground in Sheffield (those metal meanies get everywhere!)  It’s true though: the two lovebirds clearly fancy each other (you spend the whole episode shouting ‘get a room! Possibly a 9th century one!’) but never quite get round to asking each other out and by the time Mitch plucks up the courage his wannabe girlfriend is part Dalek. Ryan’s dad, too, comes calling round trying to patch things up with his son after years away – but it’s too late, he’s grown up (well sort of, this is Ryan we’re talking about here) and doesn’t need his dad anymore (until the inevitable finale where love saves the day). Even The Daleks have left their invasion plans just that little bit too late, waiting until Earth is unified enough to destroy the signals back to their fleet and taking a stand together. If nothing else the first Dr Who story to go out on New Year’s Day since episode one of ‘Day Of The Daleks’ in 1972 (and, weirdly enough, only the third ever after an episode of another Dalek story, episode eight of ‘The Dalek’s Masterplan’ in 1966) really makes the most of its slot, urging us to hit the ground running and do all the things we’ve been secretly wanting to do without putting off.


Why a new year’s day slot? Well, that was a new invention by new showrunner Chris Chibnall. He found the traditional Who Christmas Day slot hard to write for and figured that the holidays’ second most important date would be a better one to aim for. I can kind of see his point (it makes sense that a show all about time travel should pick a holiday that has to do with dates and change, both very Dr Who idea) but at the same time it felt very strange and not a little empty to be sitting down to Christmas Day lunch that year with just The Queen’s speech on telly (and a Queen that had pulled out of Dr Who cameos twice to boot!) They’d become an institution since Christmas 2005 and Chibnall’s predecessor, hearing that Chibnall wasn’t ready to start with a Christmas episode, had even stepped in to make ‘Twice Upon A Time’ to make sure his favourite show kept the highest profile slot of the year. It’s also far less of an ‘occasion’ all round. Now, unlike Christmas, New Year's is only a special day due to an accident of time, habit and quite possibly alcohol. Fittingly, then, this special is only really 'special' due to a combination of time slot, habit and quite possibly alcohol. Or so I've heard from fans who reckon this episode is better drunk. New year’s day simply isn’t that special, without the gift giving or same sense of goodwill and most people spend it hungover and/or dreading going back to work. As a result ‘Resolution’ never feels that special: though it runs to an hour (and honestly doesn’t really need to) it just feels like another Dr Who episode, no better or worse than the series it just followed, not an excuse to get the family round and have them share in your favourite programme  and have everyone feel better about the world the way the festive episodes (usually) do.
There is at least one thing that makes this episode different to the earlier Jodie Whittaker episodes and that’s the return of the Daleks. They were, admittedly, a bit of a surprise: Chibnall had himself made a resolution while running the programme that he would never have returning monsters and would only be using ‘new’ monsters of his own making, but such had been the fan outcry and so far had the viewing figures fallen that he changed his mind (matters came to a head when Chibnall unwisely promised fans that they would be ‘seeing an enemy you’ve met before’ in season finale ‘The Battle Of Ranskoor Av Kolos’ and we all waited with baited breath to see…Tim Shaw from the season opener ‘The Woman Who Fell To Earth’ again, a character so memorable that we couldn’t remember the first thing about him even though it had only been nine weeks since we’d last seen him). To his credit, though, Chibnall listened to the outcry and the first story made after his series had gone to air puts a few things right, starting with him turning over a new leaf and giving us more ‘old’ monsters in the new year. Most fans call this story ‘Resolution Of The Daleks’, given the 1980s tradition for naming Dalek stories with the letter ‘R’, but the official title is simply ‘Resolution’ in an attempt to keep them secret (something blown out the water by the Radio Times coverage of the story and various not very well kept secrets in fandom). The Doctor, too, rather gives the game away by working out who the enemies are after just one scene of a shadow and that familiar grating noise in a realisation that could have been a heck of a lot bigger. 


If you were one of the three people who hadn’t heard the news or seen it coming, though, the Daleks are surprisingly well handled given that the writer hadn’t shown any interest in writing for them, with a welcome return after a four year gap since ‘The Magician’s Apprentice/The Witch’s Familiar’ (their longest gap since the show’s revival so far, though we’re on target to match that next year). Chibnall always struggled to make new monsters convincing but he will end up with a pretty decent track record with the old ones, giving the Daleks a handful of good episodes and the Cybermen and The Master one each (see if you can work out which ones). Though future new year’s special ‘Eve Of The Daleks’ is better still ‘Resolution’ is really good at giving us something The Daleks would naturally do but which we have never seen them do before – quite a feat given how many Daleks stories there are around.  Sensibly taking a leaf out of ‘Dalek’s reintroduction to a new audience,  Chibnall gives us just one and makes it both vulnerable yet incredibly scary, with even a homeless Dalek without a casing having the power to bring planet Earth to its tentacles. We've never really spent time with the Daleks outside their famous exterior shells beyond the odd cliffhanger and this episode makes strong use of just how creepy a mutated blob is when its trying to possess you. The story winds up being a bit like ‘Asylum Of The Daleks’, with a human trapped as a Dalek, but inversely, so now a Dalek has the power to hypnotise humanity and ride them around as their casings. It’s  a brave choice, dispensing with the familiar casing design of most of the episode but still making them recognisably Dalek-like. While other writers never quite ‘got’ The Daleks (for Douglas Adams they’re a joke, for Eric Saward they’re a tank, for Steven Moffat they’re an army and for Russell T Davies they’re something that goes boom in series finales) Chibnall gets their raison daitre spot on: they’re a spoilt child with the world’s biggest arsenal at their disposal, utterly ruthless and cunning and dedicated to wiping out everything that doesn’t represent them. The Dalek shown here is as relentless and driven as any we have ever seen and very nearly gets away with his plan, despite being all alone. When Graham says to the Doctor that they’re bound to win because ‘there’s seven billion of us – plus you’ and The Doctor tells him no, that one Dalek is enough to wipe out humanity you believe it. This Dalek is slightly different to other by the way, even when reunited with its case: it’s the only time so far that an entire Dalek has been remote controlled without an actor/operator inside, powered by three separate operators for the eyestalk, gun and arm. It’s also much skinner than usual, which makes sense given that it only had to fit in electronics not a person (although it does seem a bit odd; not least because, following Christmas food, people tend to be fatter by New Year’s day). There’s even an audience pleasing mention of rels, how Daleks count time, invented by Terry Nations for the Dalek annuals of the 1960s and only ever referred to on telly twice (in ‘The Dalek Invasion Of Earth’ and ‘Daleks In Manhattan/Evolution Of The Daleks’). In case you’re wondering 9376 rels works out, using Nation’s original annual sums, at three hours, seven minutes and 31 seconds. So not long, but possibly longer than you might be expecting given Dr Who’s penchant for doing things in the ‘nick of time’.


I wonder, too, if Chibnall isn’t being slightly cheeky here. If you’re not British then this next paragraph won’t mean much to you, but if you are then there’s a single solitary word guaranteed to make anyone alive in the past decade groan out loud, whichever side they’re on: ‘Brexit’. As with so many things that have gone wrong in Britain so fart this century, it was David Cameron’s fault. The coalition leader (who seems like half of a ‘quintessential Holmesian double-act’ and had about the same idea of ‘equal relationship’ with Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg that Glitz did to Dibber in ‘The Mysterious Planet’ or Garron had with Unstoffe in ‘The Ribos Operation’) was  so scared by the rise of Nigel Farrage and the far right in Britain (a rise at the last election of, ooh, 3%, taking them zero Mps to, umm, zero MPs. Scary!) that he decided to hash things out once and for all with a referendum on whether Britain should stay in the European Union and show that he was ‘boss’ by getting behind the remain campaign. He was most surprised when 52% of the population decided to leave and 48% decided to remain, even though a) most of the people who voted to leave that I’ve talked so did so to wipe the smug grin off Cameron’s piggy face b) genuinely thought eh result was such an obvious vote a lot of people never actually bothered to actually vote remain c) the referendum was spread through lies that were allowed to go through unchecked and d) Russia fiddled with the election results anyway in an attempt to ‘weaken’ Europe. Though the referendum took place in 2016 this is the first real Dr Who story that goes anywhere near it and, needless to say for a series that believes in equality amongst all species and knows that borders can be defeated by any monster with a raygun, it takes the side of ‘remain’. This is, after all, a peculiarly ‘English’ invasion even by Dr Who standards. The Dalek’s plan isn’t so much an attempt to invade so much as divide and conquer the Earth brainwash people one by one and turn them against each other. As in the olden days (but not so much since the 1970s, when Terry Nation stopped writing stories) this Dalek is driven by an idea of ‘racial purity’, of closing borders and not allowing the influence of others to affect you. This Dalek talks the big scary talk and drips evil with the rest of them, but it’s also more vulnerable than usual, a scaredy cat without it’s tank. It needs people to support it or it ends up being seen for what it is: just a green ugly blobby thing plopping around on the floor. Now Chibnall doesn’t go full on (the way that, say, Holmes or even Russell or Moffat would have done) but it’s there if you look for it: just compare the way modern Britain is portrayed, a community that never properly talks to one another, with the opening where 9th century Earth only defeated the Daleks because they worked together. It’s also not that much of a stretch that The Daleks, designed by Terry Nation to represent right-wing Nazis, now represent right-wing Brexiteer Reformers and UKIPpers. Just look at how they ‘take over’ and change even people we ought to like, such as Ryan’s dad or Lyn, turning them into evil racist versions of themselves. This is also where we first hear about UNIT being cancelled – something that made Chibnall the antichrist in some fan circles but which I think is meant to be more a pithy comment on Brexiteers moaning about the costs of being in the EU (it’s specifically stated that the organisation has ‘been suspended, pending review’ following its funding being pulled. Which sounds like an EU-Brexit thing to me). Of course, in the end, the only thing that stops this Dalekukip in its tracks, isn’t mirroring the hate they spew but by showing love.


Yes, love. Oh dear. Unfortunately yet again Chibnall can’t quite stick the ending and has raised the stakes to such an extent he can’t get out of them: to be fair both his predecessors have this problem too, but at least they have endings that feel like endings until you stop and think about them a bit too much. In this story Ryan loves his Dalek-infested dad enough to make him overpower the Dalek’s control. Famously Terry Nation used to turn down Dalek stories, even when they were good, if they in anyway put his creations in a light that made them stupid (give or take a few TV adverts in the 1990s when the money dried up that is). You sense he’d have thrown the phonebook at this ending, despite Chibnall getting the Daleks largely ‘right’. It just feels like a desperate way to tie two plots together that don’t belong – not least because, every time the action is just getting going, we have another scene of Ryan being mopey and his dad being rude. The way hasn’t  been paved for the dad  at all, who feels like an afterthought: as Ryan points out, he wasn’t at Grace's funeral and having never even been mentioned before (when did they even have time to give Grace a funeral? They've been whizzing through time and space all series!) These scenes are amongst the most soap opera of all of Who (they say the 5th Doctor years were a ‘soap opera’, given John Nathan-Turner’s love of the genre and the amount of characters living together, but it’s clearly the 13th Doctor era where everyone seems to have ‘issues’ and complex home lives) and slow the action and drama down every time the story gets moving. It’s not just that the ending undoes a good Dalek story either, it unravels Ryan’s own character arc. The whole theme of this episode, of finding forgiveness before it’s too late, is undone by everything Ryan has to say to his dad: that he’s grown up without him, found his own two feet, surrounded himself by a ‘new’ family and doesn’t need the old one that abandoned and betrayed and walked out on him. He’s found a life without his dad and even though it’s Ryan we’re talking about (so the story is re-laid in a very laidback way, as if he’s reading his phone-bill) it’s as close as we ever see Ryan come to stand for anything. To see all of that undone by an ending that has Ryan declare his great love for his dad and his dad (who’s been sniping and bitching the whole episode) declare it for his son comes out of nowhere. I’m all for characters not saying what they mean and being too hurt to speak openly and vulnerably, but there hasn’t been one iota of proof that these two have ever thought about each other in all the time they’ve been out of each other’s lives. It’s a sign, both of how much Chibnall invested in this character and how much the audience hated him, that Ryan’s dad is never seen again and only mentioned in passing once. It’s also, I would say, borderline what you can get away with for the younger members of the audience to have a Dalek take over someone’s father: it’s one thing to have them take over a companion (that’s their ‘job’), an archaeologist (you don’t meet many of those in everyday life) or a stranger (who could be anyone) but to take over someone you could perhaps identify with and turn them into a scary ruthless machine is going a stage too far I’d say.


Ah yes, those archaeologists. I’m amazed Dr Who hasn’t used the subject more: after all, it’s the closest us mortals can ever really get to time travel and a good reminder of just how big and vast the human experience is, of how our lives are bigger than our own, even without other planets to visit. Archaeology, and history in general, reminds you how fragile our species is, how easily we can be led down the wrong paths and how nearly we have wiped ourselves out several times in dates past: all very Dr Who ideas. I rather like Mitch and Lynn too, far more interesting idealistic and, well, young than the archaeologists I used to hang around with after history lectures. Admittedly that’s not always a good thing they don’t seem like any archaeologists I’ve ever seen, being too young to be left unsupervised for such an important dig for one thing, while we don’t ever find out what they’re really digging Sheffield up for. They have a good line in banter these two, though, that make them seem more like ‘real life’ people than Chibnall’s average characters (nothing helps make a character seem more multi-dimensional than sarcasm). One of his best lines of dialogue as showrunner and Russell T level of sketching in two characters in a very small amount of time is when Mitch jokingly asks if Lyn thinks they will find ‘Alfred The Great’ where they’re digging the same way Richard III was discovered under a Leicester council car park (I wish we could have an episode about him setting the record straight: he was all in all one of our better Kings and what Shakespeare wrote about him was mostly made up, especially that part about locking princes in towers that wasn’t him; The King just had a lousy p.r. manager compared to his enemies that’s all. And a hump that was a gift to his critics. But I should hope by now Dr Who fans know to look beyond surface prettiness for ‘monsters’) and she replies ‘not without a change in history and geography we won’t and Mitch laughs, admitting to never being good at those subjects. They have a love story of their own, over the incredibly romantic setting of an ancient dig, although at least this romance feels plausible which is one up from a lot we've had this year. This does happen a lot lately though doesn't it? Romantic subplots are to 2010s Who what splitting up and getting lost was to the 1960s, possession and mind control were to the 1970s and ventilation shafts were to the 1980s. We at least feel that we know these people though and they seem, much like the young Amy and Rory in ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’, an obvious couple to everyone who meets them except themselves. So there Mitch is, slightly in awe of Lyn and wishing he could get up the confidence to date her, little knowing that Lyn’s teasing hides an obvious affection for Mitch too. As a result you really feel it when Lyn is the first human to succumb to the powers of the Dalek and you can understand why Mitch throws himself into harm’s way so readily compared to a lot of the supporting characters in Chibnall scripts who, by nature, should be running a mile in the opposite direction (and I add both Graham and Ryan to that list by the way). The great irony of the episode is that these two, archaeologists used to looking at the bigger picture, think they have all the time in the universe to get it together,  but it only takes one lone Dalek to come along and disrupt their plans, just as life can be disrupted by any big unexpected (usually non-Dalek related thankfully) event. Chibnall’s message, don’t wait, do it now, comes over well. 


However the rest of the plot is bananas, even by Chibnall standards. It’s clearly a joke that in the ancient past a Dalek ‘reconnaissance scout’ was defeated in the 9th century and tidied away into three triangles of the globe: Siberia, the island of Anuta and Sheffield. It’s a nod of the hat from the showrunner to his old university town where nothing much ever seemed to happen that it’s now one of the three most important points on Earth. But think about that: having The Daleks turn up in the 9th century, even as a long-forgotten myth, is a nonsense, both of Dalek history and our own. We don’t know which Dalek fleet they were, but even if they turned up after meeting the Doctor and seeking revenge on his ‘favourite’ planet it would have shaped their history in some way we’d have seen on screen. The Doctor, too, would have known about it and had the whole of his 3rd incarnation to look up strange facts and figures about his newly adopted home planet. Surely a drawing of a Dalek and a myth about metal beings that came from the skies saying ‘exterminate’ would have got his attention? As for humanity, who were these amazing people who defeated the Daleks without the Doctor around, something even the killer Movellan robots who were supposed to be indestructible (in ‘Destiny Of the Daleks’) couldn’t do? Even if they were all destroyed too there would be some record of them. Plus as much as the 9th century seems a long time ago this wasn’t ancient history when all our records were lost (most of them in the burning and looting of the Library of Alexandria – the 1st Doctor’s fault, according to a Big Finish audio), this was a time when people wrote things down and did ad nauseum. I wouldn’t mind so much if this was your run-of-the-mill Dr Who story (the fiction has to be interspersed somewhere with the fact after all) and we could fudge around the idea we’re in an alternative timeline. Except these are two archeologists who’s job it is to know all of history. If even they haven’t heard of it before the dig (and clearly both secretly think it’s a load of hooey) then you’ve got problems. Plus surely some straggler survivor from the 9th century, having lived through hall that mayhem and struggle, would have put up some sort of a sign or a monument basically saying ‘don’t dig here – here be Daleks!’ We’ve had weirder things in the history of the Earth I know, but most of them from  ’before time’ (like the Racnoss and Fendahl) when it can’t be contradicted. Every single bit of genuine recorded human history says this story never happened. Maybe if Chris Chibnall ever needs to make another resolution as a writer then it’s to stick to adding fictional accounts in timelines where they actually fit.  


One other issue, common to many Chibnall stories: the pacing. Notably it's slower than usual, less whizz-bang-whallop like most festive specials and more like a new year’s hangover than a pub crawl. We’ve mentioned the way we keep cutting from the bursts of activity from The Doctor to Ryan staring at his dad in gloomy silence, but it really does stop this story from coming alive. The whole story feels woefully slow and boring at times, late to get moving and too easily halted while everyone catches their breath. There’s no real tension there, even though the Dalek’s possession and it’s slow burn move to taking over the Earth ought by rights to feel huge and unstoppable. In other stories it might not be that noticeable, but in the new year’s timeslot watched while everyone is hustling and bustling about either going somewhere or coming back from somewhere, it really stands out. As for the ending, even before Ryan saves his dad from Dalekdom, the plot comes to a climax in such a weird way with The Daleks finally defeated by the bizarrest Earth object yet: a microwave. What next? A Dalek defeated with an Earth sink plunger?


There are problems with the cast too: Daniel Adegboyega really struggles to make anything out of Aaron Sinclair beyond making him a sort of ‘anti-Ryan’, self-centred and closed off (more shades, perhaps, of Chibnall’s comment on Brexit dividing Britain and how we ought to make it up, even with racist family members. Even those easily fooled by right-wing Daleks). The script asks a lot of him: he has to read out that pompous voiceover (something that’s usually OTT when the Doctor or companions are reading it out loud never mind dads of companions. Why? It just makes a mockery of a series we’re meant to ‘overhear’ rather than be ‘told’. Why would the dad know any of the scenes he isn’t in?), be enough like Ryan to be convincing as ‘just a dad’ and be terrifying as a Dalek puppet. Interestingly Daniel nails the last one (which by rights out to be the hardest) but is woeful at the other two. Mitch is played with just the right gormless hapless charm by Nikesh Patel, the first time really we’ve had the future Chibnall trope of the ‘beta male’ who can’t get it together with a girl but in many ways the best. Lyn though is a struggle, Charlotte Ritchie strong as that other future Chibnall trope the ‘alpha female’ who thinks she can get any boy she wants but has never quite got round to it but less certain of how to pitch it when she’s possessed by a Dalek. As for the regulars they really struggle reduced to their caricatures, which is a real shame given that the first story written by a showrunner who’s had the chance to actually see his cast play his characters usually knows exactly what to do with them and increases the character development, not delay it. Ryan gets more lines than ever before but doesn’t grow or change and Tosin Cole continues to play him like he’s half asleep and/or stupid, reacting with the same shrug whether his dad is back from the dead or a Dalek is nearly making him and his friends dead. Bradley Walsh is reduced, as he so often is, to making quips. There’s a moment when the dad turns up and Graham gets resentful/jealous over Ryan having his biological dad back in town but it’s fleeting, we never fully find out what he’s feeling. Yaz, more than ever before, is a spare part with nothing to do. And The Doctor? As per normal with Chibnall it’s hard to say what Dr 13 actually does. She doesn’t drive the action so much as comment on it, at speed, until confronting the baddy whereby she stops doing anything and just looks on pathetically waiting for help to arrive. It’s Ryan who saves the day for once, which ought to feel like a ‘punch-the-air’ moment as he proves to his dad that he’s not useless. Except he still is (just not quite as useless as The Doctor). As for the dialogue it’s…variable. For every joke that’s genuinely funny (‘Don’t take these with alcohol, or you’ll grow an extra head’ says The Doctor to a confused Lyn after curing her inside the Tardis) there’s another that misses. Badly (that line about the daleks cutting off the power and the children moaning about having no internet or Netflix and ‘having to talk to each other’ falls flat; once again with Chibnall it feels like he’s laughing at us rather than with us, given that he’s the reason we’re stuck inside watching TV on New Year’s day without going out somewhere and once again he’s downright rude to the younger generation who are meant to be ‘his’ fans who grew up on the 13th Doctor. If the Doctor isn’t siding with the generation of youngsters watching the first time round you’ve had it, frankly: they should be on your side above anybody, even old-timer fans who should instead be getting nostalgic for when The Doctor was talking about them).


The result, then, is a mixed bag. There are times when Chibnall seems to has learned from his mistakes and resolved to turn over a new leaf, writing for better supporting characters and returning monsters, two of my major issues with series eleven, getting The Daleks just right. Unfortunately we still have lots of the old problems (the lack of character in the regulars, the plots that make no sense, the pacing) and to top it all off we get a new one (the soap opera aspect that nobody cared about: even Ryan, apparently, given his nonchalance). The result is, oddly enough, a surprisingly good Dalek story dropped inside another story that’s pretty characteristically terrible. The result is a convoluted watch that just isn't special enough for New Year's Day and felt like a letdown at the time – not least alongside the announcement that we wouldn’t be getting a full (and still shortened) season for another year. A year! Even though Dr Who fans know that time is relative, that still feels like an awfully long time and loses any momentum this special had built up. For all that, though, it’s a sign of how far Dr Who had fallen that ‘resolution’ still feels like a gigantic step up in many ways, giving Dr 13 a foe that’s truly worthy of The Doctor and a hint of something bigger going on in the present day that was always exactly the sort of thing Dr Who was is and always will be ‘for’.  


POSITIVES + I love the opening gag that, not content with one new year’s eve, The Doctor’s taken her fam to lots of them: apparently nineteen though we only hear about three (Sydney in 1999-2000, 1800-01 when team Tardis travelled to a dwarf planet with Giuseppe Piazzi and ‘the first’ in Mesopotamia, presumably in 0-1AD). As ever with Chibnall, these little asides and hints at other adventures seem a lot more fun and exciting than anything we actually get on screen (or indeed anything they can actually afford to do). Still, it’s a fun and quirky idea that helps sell the idea of time travel to anyone stumbling across the episode that hadn’t seen it before and gives the story a ‘present day urgency’ when The Doctor lands on the very day we’re watching (you’d be surprised how few times in the series this happens).
NEGATIVES - Oh look, we're back in Sheffield again, that's convenient. Why are the Daleks suddenly interested in the city where the Doctor by chance crash-landed the Tardis into and yet which no previous or indeed future incarnation of The Doctor had ever visited 9eve in spin-off material as far as I’m aware). Bit convenient isn't it? Anyone would think it was just so random relatives of Ryan could suddenly start showing up and keep him and Graham occupied! 
BEST QUOTE: Doctor to Dalek: ‘What do you call this look? Junkyard chic?’
PREQUELS/SEQUELS: Broadcast two months after the episode and roughly ten months before ‘Spyfall’, ‘I Need Your Help’ is the official name given to that year’s Comic Relief Dr Who segment. It’s one of the shortest of the lot, not quite running a minute, as the Tardis materialises in a back alley and the 13th Doctor breaks the fourth wall to talk directly to viewers (on Earth – and on the planet Quicksarpantagarus: let’s hope the exchange rate between the two is good or we’ll be down on the trynties come the fundraising total). Weirdly the Doctor, whose spent her whole life not thinking about tax (with the one obvious exception of ‘The Sunmakers’, where it was very much a bad thing) then lectures us on how if we’re a UK taxpayer giftaid will get you another 25% on your donation (Gatherer Hade would be spinning in his grave if he was large enough to have one; only kavlons and krins are accepted on Quicksarpantagarus as being tax exempt, just so you know). None of the companions appear and the Doctor doesn’t exactly do much, making this one of the more missable charity extras despite the fun script.

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