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Sunday, 5 November 2023
The Tenth Planet: Ranking - 18
The Tenth Planet
(Season 4, Dr 1 with Ben and Polly, 8/-29/10/1966, producer: Innes Lloyd, script editor: Gerry Davis, writers: Kit Pedler and Gerry Davis, director: Derek Martinus)
Rank: 18
'Oh the weather outside is whiteful
And the monsters are so very frightful
There's only one way mankind can go
While it snows while it snows while it snows!
The Cybermen show no sign of stopping
They're all tired of planet-hopping
They don't care much for humans we know
As it snows as it snows as it snows!
When the Dr finally says goodnight
And heads out into the storm
It really is quite a sight
With just a Tardis to keep him warm
Well mankind was really dying
But there's no point in crying
This is a story about the bravery of letting go
In Winter snows winter snows winter snows
Ah but next comes Spring...'
It’s the end #1 - and the moment has been prepared for by almost no
one, not the audience, not even the actor himself, barely even the
production team. There he is, our hero Doctor, still ‘the’ Doctor
for everyone watching on first transmission who’ve never heard the
words ‘regeneration’ used in the series (they still won’t: it’s
a ‘rejuvenation’ right up until Dr 3 turns into Dr 4 at the end
of ‘Planet Of The Spiders’) standing firm and strong against an
implacable foe with a stern look on his face, only to weaken and
collapse to the floor of the Tardis at the end of the story, his face
morphing into a stranger’s. No other series had ever done this
before. No other series could have done this before. There are
7.5million people, who back in the pre-internet days hadn’t heard
the news or read the few tiny notices that were in newspapers, who
haven’t got the foggiest idea what’s going on. DW has always
prided itself on being a series that thrived on delivering the
unexpected, but few events in its sixty year history are as
unexpected as this. After all, until 1966 we’d never heard the
words ‘timelord’ or ’Gallifrey’ either – for everyone
watching the Dr’s background was so vague that he could plausibly
have been a time-travelling human from Earth’s future or even an
eccentric inventor building space-time machines in his shed somewhere
(that’s the take on it the Peter Cushing films assumed, with having
never been able to pin the first DW production team down on what his
background was).The sheer audacity of this series, changing the thing
that had made made most people tune in originally (Hartnell’s
reputation), back in the days when most viewers thought the Dr was
still a time travelling human from the future, making our hero that
we’d come to know and love so well, change his face and then sit up
to carry on as if everything was normal. Even for a show where the
everyday and fantastic sit side by side this was such a daring move I
still can’t quite believe they got away with it – or even thought
they could. It was even more of a shock to poor William Hartnell who
never had any plans on leaving, whatever the first of many misleading
official statements from the BBC publicity department might have said
at the time.
Yes he was poorly, yes he was finding it harder to
remember his lines, yes the job wasn’t as enjoyable for him since
all his co-stars had left/been fired and all his friends behind the
cameras had moved on, to be replaced by newcomers he felt didn’t
understand the programme or love it as much as he did. But still he
loved this job too much to ever give it up voluntarily; I can’t
begin to imagine what it must have been like reading those lines in
the script where he changes and then to have to lie on a cold studio
floor watching someone else take over the part he’s created,
sweated buckets to make real and believed in when almost no one else
did (the drama ‘An Adventure In Time and Space’ does a great job
of trying to imagine though – and the sooner that’s on the
i-player the better as if we can’t have ‘An Unearthly Child’ or
the pilot episode on there its the perfect introduction to the show’s
early years). ‘The Tenth Planet’ may have been the second story
of season four but it was the first one recorded after the
traditional Summer break (‘The Smugglers’ having been recorded at
the end of series three and held over to give the show a few weeks’
rare stability when it came back on) and officially William Hartnell
is contracted as a ‘guest artiste’ for four weeks’ work only,
which must have been galling for the man who believed the show
couldn’t work without him. Fans have debated back and forth ever
since as to whether Hartnell’s slow sluggish delivery (and almost
total absence from episode three) proves the production team right
that Hartnell’s arteriosclerosis (the furring of his arteries,
making it difficult for oxygen to travel through his bloodstream and
affecting memory first) proves producer Innes Lloyd right that he was
becoming a liability or whether it was one last great power play by
the star to show how much they needed him, to hold up production as
one final great act of the rebellion and stubbornness that had got
the show off the ground in the first place. Either way the one thing
about ‘The Tenth Planet’ that doesn’t quite work is the way the
‘old’ Dr is written out, Hartnell given unbelievably shabby
treatment by the show he turned into such a success. Yes the star was
cantankerous and opinionated and difficult, at times sexist and
racist (though no more than your average white man born in Edwardian
England), but when this show started his star shone far bigger than
anyone’s else’s and people tuned into that first episode mostly
to see him. For all that, though, the concept of regeneration is such
a brilliant one and so suitable to this show, which since its first
episode has been all about change and second chances, that it seems
odd to us now that anyone had to sit down and think of it.
That
person seems, by most accounts, to have been new script editor Gerry
Davis, who is the first of many script editors to come into DW
wanting to inject more ‘hard science’ into the show (although,
like many great inventions, other people have said its them down the
years). Davis has been having lots of extended chats with a scientist
friend of his Kit Pedler, whose ideas are so key to this era of the
show that he even gets a credit as the show’s ‘scientific
advisor’ – surely no coincidence that its the same credit the 3rd
Dr will get when he works with UNIT in four years’ time. After
thinking up rogue computers controlling London, Pedler comes up with
a doozy for this story: his phobia about where the new vogue for
transplants and cosmetic surgery might take humanity if left
unchecked and the morality of replacing body parts and maybe one day
preventing humans dying (because if we die then where is the
jeopardy? That’s why the Dr effectively dying in this, of all
stories, is so perfect: he’s the opposite of the Cybermen in every
way including their quest for eternal life). The first human heart
transplant took place in December 1967 roughly fourteen months after
the broadcast of this story and what seems routine to us now felt
like magic back then. Transplants had already been carried out using
other animals, mostly chimpanzees given that they were our nearest
‘relative’, and there was already a lot of ‘folk stories’
growing up over how the people who’d woken up on the operating
table had felt a sort of trace element of their transplant, 99% human
but 1% monkey or pig. There were a lot of questions being asked, too,
about how your personality might be changed by being given the body
parts of someone else – this is the era of scifi tales in magazines
and B-movie films about men who were saints given the body parts of
sinners who turned out to be mass murderers and vice versa and how
someone’s emotions could change beyond recognition, depending which
body half was ‘stronger’ in personality. Botox wasn’t around
till the early 1970s but Pedler had enough contacts in the science
world to know all about the early breakthroughs in that too and man’s
immortal quest to ‘better’ him or herself, to improve on their
natural appearance though fake means (although the idea of cosmetic
surgery had been around in some form since 800BC).
Davis and Pedler go
one natural stage further than either though, creating the Cybermen,
a race who take over the Earth not to exterminate it or conquer it
but as a resource for spare body parts, slowly stripping humans of
the one thing that made them different to the animals: their
humanity. It’s such a perfect concept for a show like DW, that asks
big questions of mankind’s morality and makes us different, that
again you’re surprised someone had to sit down and come up with it
first. Compared to their later appearances the Cybermen don’t look
quite right yet and they certainly don’t sound right, with bits of
their humanity still peeking through in their Humans hands and cloth
faces and voices that haven’t yet been electronically treated
(they’re even more threatening and other-worldly in their second
appearance in ‘The Moonbase’ – and for all the many, many
tweaks as DW production teams update their look, they’ll never be
quite as good ever again after that) but the concept is still utterly
terrifying: a lot of people like to kid themselves that they could
probably reason with an emotional person pointing a gun in their face
by calming them down and appealing to their logic by talking some
‘sense’ into them, but an emotionless zombie with cyber
technology who is already working from a place of logic? No chance.
These Cybermen have a great back story that’s all but ignored for
future stories too: in space terms they’re basically Earth’s next
door neighbours, closer geographically to us than anyone barring The
Ice Warriors, from a mysterious ‘tenth planet’ named Mondas (back
in the days when Pluto was still counted as our ninth – see ‘The
Sunmakers’ for more hi-jinks there), a planet that doesn’t have
our nice rigid orbit around the sun but a rogue elliptical one that
causes them to be up close and personal with the sun one lifetime and
as far away as you can get the other. The Cybermen have had to learn
to adapt to impossible conditions from the start, which has made
their evolution scattered to say the least and reduced life to the
basic struggle for survival. They look at mankind with the stability
of our planet and their time for art and knowledge and cookery and
friendships and growth with deep jealousy and envy – or at least
they did, before a series of necessary transplants from other dead
Mondasians removed all trace of emotion so they lost even that
luxury. Mondas is in an orbit that lasts approximately 75 years,
enough time for Mondasians to have experienced every extreme weather
condition going in their natural lifetime – clearly inspired by the
irregular orbit of Halley’s comet in real life, something
traditionally said to be an ‘omen’ of bad times for humanity
(this story is set in 1986, when the next visit was due at the time
of transmission, just for added terror value – twenty years in the
future really isn’t that much in DW terms and this is one of the
first examples of a DW story set in the ‘near future’ that could
plausibly happen to the children watching when they grew up). What’s
so clever abut this first appearance is the direct comparison with
The Humans who are trying to eke out an existence at the South Pole,
Earth’s most extreme weather climate and the last great bastion of
the unexplored world in the days before we headed into space. Mankind
has had to learn how to adapt to adverse weather conditions himself,
but for the purposes of science and learning – not mere survival.
When the Cybermen arrive, though, the Humans have to fight to survive
in much the same way, doing anything in their desperate need to
survive, from bargaining with the Cybermen to appeasing them to
swindling them, in a story that asks the audience what they would do
in the same snow-shoes. By invading us the Cybermen risk making us
like them, uncaring beings who will do anything to live a little bit
longer. I wonder too, if the story and the South Pole setting was
inspired by the tale of Captain Scott’s Antarctic expedition –
amazingly it had only happened 54 years before this story’s
transmission and the fuss for the 50th, anniversary, only
the January before DW started, would have still been fairly fresh in
the minds of the writers and viewers both. A tale of mankind’s
desperate struggle to survival against the odds in impossible
conditions, its full of tales of increasingly ‘humane’ moments in
amongst a saving landscape, none more so than an injured, Captain
Oates, aware that he was holding everyone up, heading out into the
snow and saying ‘I might be gone sometime’, not unlike the Dr’s
last exit here. There are shades of Douglas Mawson’s following
expedition too, full of tales of death, starvations and rumours of
cannibalism (I have particular interest in this as my Great Grandpa
was one of the explorers – thankfully one that survived or you
wouldn’t be reading this now). Cutler, the head of the Antarctic
base, is particularly interesting: he’s your hard-nosed sergeant
major type. Robert Beatty (brother of film star Warren but with an
even more interesting career and so one of DW’s biggest guest stars
at the time) was brought in partly to make Hartnell feel at home in
his last story (they were buddies going back to their early film
days) but also perhaps to mirror him and its notable how much Beatty
plays Cutler just like the vast majority of Hartnell’s pre-DW film
roles: tough, square-jawed, authoritarian, stubborn. He’s not all
that far removed from a Cybermen himself, taking no nonsense from his
men in these tough Antarctic conditions where nature doesn’t care
about you and you can so easily be killed, closing down his humanity
to cope in conditions where life is particularly fragile and precious
and you just don’t have time to give in to emotions. Only as the
story goes on we see the differences between him and the Cybermen
more: that tough-guy front is just hiding how much he cares for his
men and how anxious he is to keep them safe, while Cutler is the
first of many base personnel in DW to make lots of heavy emotional
calls home (at the time perhaps the most scifi element of the whole
story, the idea that you could receive calls from somewhere as far
away as the South Pole) when he thinks all hope is lost, vowing to
survive just to see his son one last time.
Is that really so
different to the Cybermen, the writers ask? Where is the thin line
between wanting to survive for the sake of others different to what
the Cybermen are doing? They’re just doing what they do to have
their loves ones survive too – the question we have to ask
ourselves is how far we’d be prepared to go in order to survive
before the price is just too high. The base itself might have been
inspired by Star Trek (though if it was its probably from one of
Pedler’s American scientist friends describing it rather than
seeing it – Britain didn’t get the series on TV for another three
years yet), multicultural, from a future when people from round the
world are working together for a common goal, all the things the
Cybermen, who are all near-enough copies of each other, aren’t any
longer and thus returning to the xenophobia of the Daleks. This story
tells a very different view of humanity to the ever optimistic Star
Trek though: most of the base go to pieces quickly, turning on each
other in stark contrast to the rigidly uniform Cybermen. Ben and
Polly are put through the emotional wringer too and with the Dr
pushed into the background they have to carry a lot of this story
between them (its only their third one), something they do quite
brilliantly. We’ve already see how resourceful Ben can be and that
makes him a great match for the Cybermen, though he’s loyal too,
putting himself in danger to save his friends several times over –
something the Cybermen can never match nor understand. This story is
also the source of one of my favourite DW anecdotes which is so apt
for this story about emotions: Ben actor Michael Craze fell in love
with makeup girl Edwina Verner during the making of this story. She’d
fancied him for weeks but had been too shy to say anything until,
seizing her chance in time between filming, she flirtatiously threw a
snowball at him using the polystyrene fake snow on the set. Unbeknown
to her Michael had just had an operation for a broken nose just
before getting the DW part and the snowball made the scar tissue that
hadn’t quite healed yet flare up so badly he had to be carted off
to hospital. Appalled, she accompanied him to the hospital to hold
his hand – and held it all the way to his death in 1998. Ah love:
the one thing the Cybermen can never understand, that’s what wins
the day in this story. I’m surprised actually that they don’t do
the obvious and give a ‘base romance’ sub plot to Polly, who is
one of the most emotional companions we ever see in DW. Which is not
the same as saying she’s cowardly by the way– Polly’s first
reaction to a monster is to scream, but she has a practical side that
kicks in soon after and its her imagination and ability to come up
with solutions to problems no one has ever had to think up before
that makes her different to the Cybermen too (honestly if I’d been
stuck in a miniskirt at the South Pole then I’d be screaming long
before the Cybermen even turn up).
Some fans have questioned the
jarring way Ben and Polly get most of the Dr’s lines in episode
three, all but running a scientific base from the future they’d
have no understanding of, but for me it fits (and is at least better
than the alternative, of having the supporting cast do it while
Hartnell gets a week off to lie on the floor): this pair’s greatest
feature is their joint resourcefulness and adaptability, the way they
can turn even the most hopeless situation round, so it makes sense
that by throwing out enough wild ideas eventually they’ll come up
with one the base staff can put to good use. It still feels odd
though in retrospect: ‘The Tenth Planet is the template for the
vast majority of 2nd Dr stories across the next three
years, maybe half of all the 3rd Dr stories to come and a
sizeable minority of all the DW stories in the future too and yet
this is the only time we see the 1st Dr in a story that’s
set out like this. Even when the 1st Dr’s awake and
spouting orders it never works in the same way it will in the
Troughton stories: the ‘base under siege’ stories are all about
seeing how mankind will cope in impossible situations, with the Dr
off to the side muttering ideas and taking over at the end when they
get stuck. The 1st Dr is always the central focal point of
any room he’s in (especially in the first two episodes here, where
Hartnell’s old school film and stage training mean he tends to
stand stock still glaring, in a room of motion and commotion). You
just can’t argue with a threat that’s off-screen for half the
story and for maybe the first time since ‘The Edge Of Destruction’
the Dr is totally out of his depth, doing his normal thing of taking
control even though the people there know their jobs too well to let
him. One of the best things about the 1st Dr was the way
the writers made him feel at home anywhere equally, whether it was
rubbing shoulders with Kings, Khans, soldiers, peasants, cavemen,
schoolteachers, swinging London or exotic lands filled with Daleks,
Sensorites, Voords and giant ants. This is the only ‘world’ it
feels as if he doesn’t belong in, that his time is up even before
the Cybermen turn up, because he no longer fits in the stories the
production team want to make. When the 1st Dr walks out so
fraily to the Tardis, the episode apparently over, leaving even the
viewer’s gaze temporarily, we know that something is up. But we
don’t know quite what (we don’t know fully know what until ‘Twice
Upon A Time’ at Christmas 2017, when the 1st Dr
regenerates alongside the 12th).
Nobody guesses what’s
coming next when he talks about his body wearing a bit thin
(something that doesn’t fit what we see on screen and its odd they
didn’t write this in as part of a script that’s otherwise full of
close attention to detail – is it Mondas’ magnetic pull perhaps?
Or the cold? Or the delayed side effects of the time destructor from
‘The Dalek’s Masterplan’ catching up with him?) Nobody guesses
he means that regeneration which, out of all the many many ones we’ve
had down the years is still my favourite, in a shot that stretched
the BBC technicians to their limits and still seems like magic. The
Tardis console rises and falls even though its not travelling
anywhere, the Dr’s face bleaches white and then, using the same
‘dematerialisation’ shot that makes the Tardis disappear by
panning between a ‘full’ set’ and an ‘empty’ one, the Dr
wakes up a changed man. Over the years I’ve read all the background
in the guidebooks, all the explanations, seen all the future
regenerations many times over, and this one still feels like magic,
something impossible that has no right to exist. Even though, alas,
it barely does; all we have of this final episode is that
regeneration, re-created from telesnaps and a few stray bits of
moving footage (legend long had it, since disproven, that ‘Blue
Peter’ borrowed the final episode as part of a DW tenth anniversary
retrospective they were putting together in 1973 and forgot to put
back, leading to a long standing rumour that Shep had eaten it –
actually it seems to have been wiped, as so many DW episodes were,
later and seemingly at random; frustratingly our last glimpse of
Hartnell in ‘proper’ moving footage is him collapsing to the
floor in episode three. Blue Peter actually lost a copy of ‘Episode
4’ of The Dalek’s Masterplan’ while making that documentary,
the swines!) So, that’s a story that contains the first ever
regeneration and the first ever appearance of the Cybermen, two of
the greatest inventions DW ever came up with, two things that go
together hand in robotic Mondasian limb: a truly remarkable feat that
makes this story one of the greats. The story in between the first
appearances of those things is, admittedly, not always as strong.
Future base under siege stories do a better job of increasing the
tension senseless death by senseless death and, Cutler aside, this is
a load of weak-kneed humans you’re surprised can manage to survive
at the South Pole at all for very long, even in a centrally heated
one. Even though I approve of the idea of having different strands of
humanity working together in the future, I’m not at all sure about
the ethnic stereotypes that, for instance, have the French base
employee shout ‘sacre bleus!’ when everyone arrives (although a
shout out to Earl Cameron as the black astronaut in space – back in
a day when virtually no black actors were on British TV and never got
to be ‘heroes’ like this, rather than the butt of racist jokes).
Episode three is, in fact, one of the hardest of all 1960s DW
episodes to sit through: there’s a fleet of Cybermen parked in
space, ignored for 20 minutes while we get that old standby an atomic
bomb (it could have been a valid plot point about the lengths mankind
will go to for their own ‘kind’ to survive, even at risk to
themselves, but just comes out of nowhere and leaves again just as
quickly) and the Dr’s grand total of lines for the episode amounts
to ‘Eurrrrgh’. Legend has it Kit Pedler fell poorly with a cold
when the deadlines for this part were looming and left it to Gerry
Davis, which is why we get more Tv-literate ideas this episode
suddenly and less sciencey ones. For all that I wouldn’t change a
word: ‘The Tenth Planet’ is DW at its scariest and works on
multiple levels all at once: as a simple tense story about people in
impossible conditions, as a bigger story about survival and the
lengths mankind will go to in order to live another day and as one of
the most important milestones in the history of the series, the story
without which we wouldn’t have had the next 57 years and counting.
This is one of the most moving and emotional stories in the DW canon
in fact, as you get involved with this story in so many ways on so
many levels – despite or perhaps because of featuring DW’s most
emotionless monster. By the time the Dr all but dies at the end its
hard not to shed a tear, no matter how many times you’ve seen this
story. And yet, at the same time, there’s something brilliantly
uplifting about that ending when everything ends yet everything
continues all the same, that life goes on – maybe not for you but
the people you love (and that’s what makes us different to the
Cybermen ultimately, that feeling of sacrifice). This is a series all
about change after all and how the only way to embrace the future
sometimes is to let the past go - even when it hurts. And has there
ever been a more human or DWy moral than that?
+ The Cybermen costumes are jaw-droppingly good. As with all their
future appearances only the very tallest actors were hired for the
parts (although it seems odd, genetically, that Mondasians struggling
with such an odd eco system as Mondas has would grow to be taller
than us). The ‘accordion’ chestbox on their fronts, so unwieldy
for the poor actors they’re changed for all their future
appearances, look impressively alien yet remotely plausible,
recalling a portable ‘iron lung’ machine of the sort used to help
patients (mostly TB patients) breathe in British hospitals in the
1960s. The cloth masks and the bare hands remind you that this isn’t
some clunky robot but a person who used to have a life and emotions
and feelings. And there’s a helmet with distinctive handlebars that
gives the Cybermen one of the best profiles of any monster,
recognisable purely from their shadows. Throw in the fact that
they’re silver – always a good colour for black and white filming
– and you have one of the best designs of the series. I’m with
Peter Capaldi actually, who considered this early version DW’s
scariest monster (it was his idea to bring them back for ‘World
Enough and Time/The Dr Falls’), even if their next stage look for
‘The Moonbase’ is better still for me. Unlike a few other monster
appearances in this era there are lots of the Cybermen hanging around
too and the shot of them walking like the world’s toughest army
platoon, unstoppable, through a snow blizzard that would have
finished off humans in seconds is another of the greatest shots of
the series, incredibly good for 1966. It helps that snow really shows
up in black and white.
- That said, their voices are awful. I can see where they were going:
unlike the Daleks, who are one-note and always speak the same way,
this is a race who used to talk like us so the production team just
took some of the frequencies away and treated them electronically.
But the odd distorted sing-songy speech sounds like they’re trying
to lull babies off to sleep, not conquer the universe. Thankfully the
re-think for ‘The Moonbase’ next time out gives these baddies the
scary voices they deserve.
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