Wednesday, 1 November 2023

An Unearthly Child: Ranking - 22

 

An Unearthly Child

(Season 1, Dr 1 with Ian Barbara and Susan, 23/11/1963-14/12/1963, producer: Verity Lambert, script editor: David Whittaker, writer: Anthony Coburn, director: Warris Hussein) 

Rank: 22

   'Dear Mr Foreman, welcome to parent's evening and the review of your highly, erm, unique grand-daughter. Susan is a complete and rather baffling mix. Her use of science is...original, poetic even, but need to be more science and less fiction. Her history essays make you feel as if she was really there, though some of her facts are not how they were taught in the curriculum. In p.e. she hangs from the wallbars whimpering. Her art is full of colourful imaginative works on worlds with bright orange skies. Her languages, well, whatever they are they're all Greek to me. Maybe some after school classes with me as a private tutor in your home?...I know its probably small given where you live in a junkyard but I'm sure you can squeeze me in...No I'm not doing anything for the next century and I do enjoy travelling, why do you ask?...' 



 


It’s November 1963 and a good man (impossibly old but with a young face) has fallen, attacked by ‘monsters’ for wanting to bring hope and change to the universe and make it a better place for all of us. Only, instead of changing faces and regenerating on the ground, the spirit of JFK turned into a TV show instead, broadcast the day after his death on November 23rd 1963 (and eighty seconds late due to a new bulletin). The universe will never be the same twice over. Because yes, we made it!!! Anniversary month is here at last and with it come the final crop of twenty-two Doctor Who stories. And now, thanks to the chameleon circuit that is the BBC i-player, we now have a new home that is bigger on the inside with practically all the roads travelled gathered together in one place. Well, I say practically all roads: typically one story that isn’t there is ‘An Unearthly Child’, the perfect introductory story that sets out just enough of Dr Who lore to make the series seem unlike anything else on television with just enough mystery to keep you transfixed and the perfect story to be reviewing as the i-player is launched. Typical – it seemed such a good idea a year ago back when the Whoniverse was still a twinkle in Russell T Davies’ eye and now here we are reviewing the only story nobody’s watching this morning. I must be the only Whovian glued to the DVD player rather than the i-player this morning. How did it end up being that way? Well it’s all a case of the BBC going back in time and asking ‘do I have the rights?’ And the first, now deceased story writer Anthony Coburn’s son Stef said ‘no’. Yes, it’s the first ever Dr Who controversy, arriving remarkably early if you’re reading this book in chronological order. From Stef’s point of view the BBC always undervalued his dad’s contribution to Dr Who history (this is the only story he ever wrote but he had another story finished that never got made), reckons the family got a paltry fee for it and blames the stress over the negotiations over royalties in the TV repeat/home video age as what killed his dad, so he has a right to feel aggrieved. Of course true Tardis blue Whovians know that the all-important first episode of this four parter had little to do nothing to do with Coburn anyway whatever the credits say (its generally accepted that it was by first script editor David Whittaker, recycling some ideas the initial person tasked with writing the first story, C E ‘Bunny’ Webber they’d agreed between them along the way, but rules inside the BBC meant only one writer ever got credited on a story at a time). Besides it was all a long time ago in a series that was never about money and all about bygones being bygones (or indeed Zygons); it’s such a shame for completists that such an important and obvious starting point as this story is missing.


That would matter less if this was one of those opening stories that was all over the place and hadn’t quite got going yet (how I feel about the first few stories of every other scifi series I’ve ever seen from Star Treks original and Next Gen, Tomorrow People, Blake’s 7 and, well, practically everything else out there) but it isn’t: from the very first shot of the very first episode this story feels as if it knows exactly what it’s doing, with a feel totally different to any other series that had ever been made in 1963 (a bonus, perhaps, of the first episode having been shot twice, the original version left in the vaults and unscreened for more than a quarter century). But first let me take you back to the beginning: no not 10,000 BC, at least not yet, but late 1962. Before then there had only really been two British scifi series on TV and both of them, ‘Pathfinders In Space’ and ‘Quatermass’, were very much modelled on the American idea of scifi as a big action packed series. From the first Dr Who has a much more British feel from the first, a more homespun sense of wonder and eccentricity where aliens aren’t something exotic to be fought by an army but something to be outwitted, where the everyday becomes changed to become extraordinary. So it’s a surprise to many people that Dr Who was the brainchild of a Canadian and featured as its first writer an Australian. Sydney Wilson had been hired all the way from Canada to add what newspaper reviewers liked to call ‘flair’ to the BBC, with a track record of many television hits over at ABC. ‘Pathfinders’ (1960-61) had been his brainchild, a children’s tale of kids who sneak aboard the first rocket to leave the Earth (plus their pet, Hamlet the Guinea Pig) that had proven to be a big hit and ran for four series (the last three of which, miraculously, still exist). The series starred a lot of names who will be in Dr Who over the next few years (including Gerald Flood – King John in ‘The King’s Demons’, George Colouris – Arbitan in ‘The Keys Of Marinus’ and in the first series, which went out live and sadly was never taped, Michael Craze as one of the kids – companion Ben Jackson, while Malcolm Hulke – creator of The Silurians and The Sea Devils amongst others – was its regular writer). Noticeably tougher and scarier than your general early 1960s children’s series (Andy Pandy, The Flowerpot Men, The Woodentops or the great Rag Tag and Bobtail), Newman was particularly intrigued that Cambridge University had run its own profile of the series, discussing why it had been such a hit. He treasured their final report and even contributed a few quotes to it himself, about why children were in many ways more TV literate and more demanding than adult audiences and needed to be treated properly without being patronised. Newman was also struck by how many children had watched with their parents and gone to them for comfort, yet seemed to like being scared (and daft as they might seem now, some of the cliffhangers about our ‘heroes’ possessed or in almost-certainly deadly danger are a lot for young viewers who’d never had to wait a week to continue stories before). Of course to most viewers in the UK in 1963 scifi was purely for adults. Nigel Kneale’s ‘Quatermass’ had been one of the breakout hits of the 1950s, adult and uncompromising with alien invasions defeated only by an unflappable eccentric professor that was the one person with the imagination to see the truth where the banks of soldiers failed. It was a scary series even for adults, filled with effects that were so out of this world the BBC had to build an entire department to cope with them (the Radiophonic Workshop). 


One of Newman’s first tasks was to find a family slot to fill the gap when a lot of parents and children were likely to be watching, in between Grandstand (which traditionally finished at 5.15pm) and Juke Box Jury (which traditionally started at 5.45pm, sometimes with the ‘Telegoon’ TV puppet adaptation of BBC’s radio hit ‘The Goon Show’ at 5.40pm). So Newman got thinking: young children had watched ‘Pathfinders’ with their mums and dads – what about combining that with the slightly older feel of ‘Quatermass’ for a slightly older teenage audience (one magazine of the day reporting that Dr Who was aimed for ’11-14 year olds’, although from the first Who was seen as a ‘family’ series rather than a children’s one, made by the full drama department rather than the kiddies one). Newman came up with the idea of a 754 wanderer in time and space who’d been around so long he’d forgotten where he came from, getting around by use of an ‘everyday object’ and accompanied by three characters from different generations that different members of the audience could relate to. In these early days The Doctor was a brash grumpy alien who was very like Professor Quatermass but less trustworthy and who would be of an obstacle than a hero  – more like Harcourt Brown, George Colouris’ saboteur in ‘Pathfinders’, combined with the extra wisdom of both. In these early days it was ambiguous whether The Doctor was an alien or an Earthling time traveller from the future (eventually the series will decide on the former, while the Peter Cushing film versions assumed the former) but either way he was different to anything that had ever been seen on telly before.  Newman passed his idea over to head of serials Donald Wilson who loved them and quickly put a crack team together to make it, from tried and tested practitioners who’d been at the BBC years: Australian Rex Tucker, technical advisor (and creator of the teleprompter) Mervyn Pinfield and designer Peter Brachiaki Between them they added more details: the other companions (writer Coburn adding the detail that Susan was the Doctor’s grand-daughter), the format of going forward and backwards in time and the basics behind the Tardis. However none of them really gelled and the series, intended to be on air in August 1963, fell badly behind. Tucker, especially, complained repeatedly about being stuck on a rubbish kid’s show, while the designer got as far as the Tardis interior before being begged to be removed to something better suited to him. But Newman wouldn’t quit: he figured he’s just hired the ‘wrong’ people. He got lucky with three new members of staff. He was closest to Verity Lambert, who’d worked as his assistant at ABC and the pair had got on partly because she was the one person who would stand up to him and tell him he was wrong. Feeling the new series needed less yes men and someone ‘full of piss and vinegar’ Newman hired her, despite her protests that she’d never produced television before. She was also an outsider, snubbed by many at the BBC for being young (only twenty-seven), from ‘commercial television’ and most of all for being female (there had never been a woman producer at the BBC before). Verity was the first person hired to work on the show who actually believed in it and quickly put her own stamp on it – hiring staff of her own and her own actors. She also hired another BBC outsider, Warris Hussein, a twenty-five-year old trainee who was also looked down on for daring to be young and Indian (the first director of colour at the BBC). So it was that Dr Who became a melting pot, made by younger people with a different view to most television (which was still very much being made by ex-stage directors in 1963) and with a ‘younger’ more 1960s feel than anything else on telly (and another reason it so annoys me seeing trolls say Dr Who became ‘woke’ when it got a female Doctor: in context of the times it has never been more ‘woke’ than it was in 1963, behind the scenes and in front of it, with Barbara a companion who’s an authority figure as a schoolteacher and who gives as good as she gets).


One person Verity didn’t appoint but who arrived at around the same time was script editor David Whittaker. Her polar opposite in many ways he was older, more thoughtful, shy and reserved but had an unabashed love of science-fiction and history and most of all had a big imagination he’d never really been able to use (till now his biggest hit had been the very different ‘Compact’, a soap opera set inside a woman’s glossy magazine). While Verity concentrated on personnel and casting Whitaker wrote out an eight page plan of what the series was ‘about’, which drew all of Newman’s ideas together and added a few, such as two com[anions being schoolteachers and the Tardis itself. Newman was happy to see people working on his idea so enthusiastically and let them do what they liked without too much supervision, although he warned against too many ‘bug eyed monsters’ and pushed for the series to be ‘educational’ (which it is, for the first four stories at least). As much Sydney Newman has got credit for the birth of this show over the years really Who was a collaborative project from the first and all the better for it, a young and hungry but nervous and untested production team who nevertheless between them took so many risks they didn’t need to take in order to make this show both the best it could possibly be and utterly unlike anything TV had ever seen before or since.


It might yet have fallen apart with the wrong casting, with actors and actresses who figured they were doing a kiddie’s programme that at first was on trial and only due to run for thirteen weeks, but the production team get them all spot on. Rex Tucker had initially planned for The Doctor to be a younger man in makeup, hoping to cast his pal stage actor  Hugh David and turning to Leslie French, Cyril Cusack and Geoffrey Balydon in quick succession who all turned it down. Verity though wanted a ‘real’ old man and figured she knew just the man to do it. William Hartnell had never played a part like this in his life before – he tended to pay authority figures, most of them sergeant majors, but he’d fallen into them by accident. He’d got into acting because he loved Silent Movies and wanted to be a comedian like his idol Charlie Chaplin and had been nagging his agents to get him ‘different’ parts. His favourite one so far was as a rugby talent scout in ‘This Sporting Life’, which happened to be on TV in late 1962 and Hartnell’s performance as Johnson (he never gets a first name – he’s that sort of as character) had so impressed Verity with its mixture of brusqueness and kindness, the sort of person who treated the boys in his care sternly but clearly with a twinkle in the eye behind his remarks. Hartnell’s agent rang with the offer of a character ‘with long hair who travels in time and space and is a little bit around the bend’ and Hartnell couldn’t say yes quick enough. Dr Who’s original fanboy, he believed in this series when no one else did, ticked people off for dumbing down in making it a ‘kid’s show’ and boosted morale when everyone else got nervous. There’s a tale that he heard Eileen Way, the actress playing the ‘old woman’ in the serial, saying the show would never ever last the year and bet her a fiver it would last five years or more (sadly they never met again so he never got his winnings, which was a lot in those days when an entire story only cost £2300). Hartnell is the only person you could ever imagine playing the 1st Doctor and was such a hard act to follow having anyone else play him was all but unthinkable three years later (see ‘The Tenth Planet’). 


Verity cast William Russell first, as an experienced safe pair of hands who knew TV backwards and had a following as a TV heartthrob after playing the lead role in ‘The Adventures Of Sir Lancelot’ (which is like a more fun but more one-dimensional version of ‘The Crusade’). He’s perfect casting, with just the right mixture of innocence and experience, simultaneously out of his depth and confident enough to take charge and improvise. Carole Ann Ford as Susan was Warris Hussein’s suggestion, invited to audition after he caught her in the film of ‘The day Of The Triffids’ (where she’s about the best thing in it). Carole was intrigued by the original plans, sadly toned down, to have her character properly alien – at first she was a Royal princess from a distant planet being accompanied by The Doctor before Coburn turned her into a relative, but even in re-writes she was meant to be more alien, other-worldly, feisty and telepathic (like an Avengers girl with added ESP). It was Newman who had the part re-written to make her slightly more ‘identifiable’ but even so, Susan is gloriously strange at times and never better than here where she manages to be so much more interesting than any teenager had ever been allowed to be on screen, not a one dimensional rebel without a cause, or an innocent schoolgirl but something intriguingly in between. Barbara was the hardest to cast and joined late in the day after Verity got chatting to distinguished director Alvin Rakoff at a party for TV executives and he said his acting wife sounded just right for the part. She is too: Barbara is my favourite of these early characters, a no-nonsense stern teacher who still manages to be warm, emotional and protective, with an imagination and intuition the others don’t have. She really is the best of us, with a cool head in situations that I know would make all my school teachers run away and Who’s first feminist icon (seriously, compare Barbara to every other female on TV in 1963: she’s awesome and Jacqueline Hill plays her perfectly). The four characters are the perfect ‘generational’ mix: everyone watching in the ‘family’ audience Newman wanted had someone to identify with and uniquely Dr Who takes it in turns to side with them: the Grandfather alien who’s impossibly knowledgeable and bright, the Grand-daughter who’s so grownup in some ways and just a kid in others and the two middle aged school-teachers, the sort of people audiences in 1963 have grown up being told to respect and yet who are our eyes and eyes, often at a loss as to what’s going on. If the 1960s stories of Who are, as I’ve said elsewhere in this book, a safe space for discussion between the generations who fear what the future might be when the baby boomers grow into adults then it’s perfect that this first story sides with everyone in turn. After all, Ian and Barbara break into the Tardis  out of courage and concern, traits the Doctor himself will come to embody most over time.   


Ah but that’s in the future: for now part of the fun is that we don’t know who The Doctor is and he’s set up in this first instalment as an anti-hero, an obstacle who gets in the way rather than the brave adventurer saving people. That is perhaps the biggest change between then and now (with The Doctor’s character gradually softened, firstly from the Pilot to the transmitted version, then in Whittaker’s ‘The Edge Of Destruction’ and then ‘The Sensorites’): otherwise the remarkable thing is that everything else is present and correct and November 1963 Who is recognisable to viewers at any time between then and now. All journeys start with a single step, even ones through time and space. While people still talk with shock about how many things second story ‘The Daleks’ created in one go, in many ways the first story is even more extraordinary. For this story introduces four main characters (two of whom are aliens quite unlike any aliens that have ever been on TV before now, recognisably like us yet distinctly otherworldly), the concepts of travel in time and space (to this day scifi programmes have one or the other concept but never both except for random one-off episodes inspired by this show!) and a substitute home of a blue box that’s bigger on the inside than the outside (utterly unique – as the ‘About Time’ books put it, C S Lewis on the outside, H G Wells on the outside), all ideas that seem impossible now whenever you talk about them to someone whose never seen the show before, but which seemed utterly unfathomable sixty years ago at a time when there was nothing else to compare them to. What’s even more extraordinary than that, though, is how much of this debut story is already sprinkled with the magical pixie dust that runs through this series to this day sixty years on, the sense that Dr Who can go anywhere and do anything and that once this series has hooked its claws into you you’ll never be able to look at the universe the same way again.


Nowadays every new series of Dr Who has to re-sell its main points to a new audience, especially when a new companion, Doctor or especially a new showrunner takes over to push the series into a whole new area, the frisson for old hands being how they’re going to make each successive arrival different to the last one, particularly when companions stumble across the Tardis for the first time and have to get up to speed with what the audience at home knows super quickly (some are hilarious: Tegan especially learns in a two minute scene everything it took us viewers eighteen years to understand). This time though is the first time we get to do a lot of the things we’ll tale for granted later and so this story has to sell the concept to us at speed. Sensibly this story does that at length, so we get to feel just how extraordinary this premise is. We spend a whole episode following Ian and Barbara into the Tardis and its a masterstroke making them our eyes and ears as the Doctor’s extraordinary world crashes head-first into their ordinary one so that our curiosity is piqued along with theirs. It’s an even bigger masterstroke making young Susan, the automatic character identification point for the intended children’s audience watching at home, as other-worldly as her Dr-Grandad so that instead of being the ‘ignorant us’ she’s the ‘other-worldly them’. Susan is the antagonist around which most of this first story revolves, as reflected by the title (not that Dr Who stories even had overall titles on screen back then, one of the small handful of things that got changed later – this story and the next two are known by a wide variety of different names depending on the different drafts submitted to the BBC on the paperwork, mentioned in the Radio Times or adopted by future Dr Who biographers, but to the people working on them at the time the first three years of Dr Who are really just referred to by their production codes behind the scenes or ‘the one about the…’ in the school playgrounds. Still ‘An Unearthly Child’, the name of the first episode erroneously used by the Radio Times to describe the whole story in their tenth anniversary special, is such a perfect name that it’s stuck – and the alternate names ‘The Tribe Of Gum’ or ‘1000,000BC’ are either boring or wrong).


Susan is someone maddeningly bright and with more knowledge than her teachers in all sorts of ways and irritatingly ignorant of 1960s London in other ways, so that even from the first this series balances the war between ‘elders’ and ‘youngsters’ that will run through so many of the 1960s stories, about who is best suited to being in charge (as we’ve seen in a few other reviews now this is a show made by an institution even in the 1960s that was firmly seen as ‘old school’, but from an idea created by a young hotshot from Canada in Sydney Newman and given to an even younger producer and director to make as their big breaks into TV). Susan’s the ultimate in ‘exchange students’, sampling ‘our’ culture to add to her knowledge and she’s recognisable to anyone who’s ever rubbed shoulders in a classroom with anyone from abroad: she’s been taught by a different curriculum with a different emphasis on things, so that her science in particular far outstrips anything the teachers know which gives her a wisdom beyond her years (and a firsthand knowledge of history that allows her to openly criticise the history books) and yet who’s utterly ignorant of the cultural norms the other pupils talk about. It’s just that Susan isn’t just coping with having moved in space to an alien land, like so many exchange students, but in time as well. No wonder she has trouble fitting in and no wonder why her teachers are so worried about her– and yet the very fact that she wants to be an ordinary teenager in our time (well, on first viewing anyway) and can’t is what makes her so identifiable to everyone whose ever felt lost or unable to fit in (something Dr Who still does so well: even when it became as big as it ever was circa 1973-76 and again in 2005-2008, its remained identifiably a cult programme for outsiders and misfits who don’t tend to like what everyone else is watching. Another reason having our own tiny space on the i-player feels so ‘right’, even for fans like me who’ve bought this stuff a dozen times over down the years).


This isn’t just a joke on her teachers’ relative ignorance of what she knows though; Ian and Barbara are the sort of people every adult at home watching in 1963 either looked up to or wanted to be: resourceful, intelligent, calm, curious and brave. While, frankly, they’re too nice to be teachers most of the audience would recognise from the days of corporal punishment taught mostly by scarred WW2 veterans, they needed to be someone audiences at home would trust and educated enough to walk into this new world of impossible things from a place of some knowledge. The frisson of Dr Who’s first two seasons is that we must be somewhere truly unknown if even these two – the height of everything good about British educational standards in 1963 - are out of their depth. And yet for all their education, for all their wisdom, for all their traditional position of power over children, what this series does so brilliantly is show how ignorant they still are compared to the alien Dr and his grand-daughter and how, in the infinity of the cosmos, mankind is a very small cog indeed. That’s a major strand the series is till pulling on today and while the Doctorr’s become friendlier and learned to admire the Earthlings he bumps along with (he identifies with them far more than his own people most of the time) Dr Who is still recognisably about looking at the Earth from an outsider’s alien eyes, pointing out the places where humans are lacking, how we need to improve ourselves and how mad a lot of our manmade customs truly are to anyone who hasn’t been brought up on them. No wonder Susan gets so many of them wrong: in the first episode alone she points out the stupidity over how pre-decimal currency works on a planet where most people went decimal long ago (it still amazes me that the production team guessed Britain’s move to decimal currency right, eight years after broadcast so Susan is only a little bit out), the ignorance of scientists who don’t include time as a dimension alongside space in their calculations and who spend their spare talking about a past they can never personally experience when they could be enjoying Swinging London in the present and embrace the pop music of ‘John Smith and the Common Men’ (for in 1963 nothing reeked of ‘the present’ more than pop music, except perhaps Susan’s specially made Vidal Sassoon hairdo. The hairdresser being asked to come up with something ‘just a little ahead of fashion’).


The biggest change from then to what we know and love, ironically, is the character who stayed the longest and is still there now. There’s a great line in Steven Moffat’s 2007 Children In Need spin-off ‘Time Crash’ (which, if you were to count it as a ‘proper’ story would very much be in my top 50, probably around this number of #22, it’s such a sweet love-letter to the past from one fan to other fans) about how ‘back then I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important – like you do when you’re young’. That’s not how the 1st Dr is sold to us back in 1963 though. For a start he’s not the 1st Dr, he’s The Dr, because we don’t know about regeneration yet. He’s meant to be impossibly old and experienced, not someone in their first century’s flush of youth from a race who can live more or less forever (‘barring accidents’) and who now seems to us in retrospect more like Susan or Romana to come, someone whose read every book there is to know but isn’t yet experienced (especially when it comes to interacting with people) and not that well-travelled, totally clueless as to what to do when two schoolteachers stumble onto his secret of space travel. He’s very different in these early days, a monster every bit as alien and frightening as any our heroes meet, and yet without him the series is over: perhaps the other single biggest change in the entire show from ‘then’ and ‘now’ is that this story goes from being about the horrors of being trapped away from your own time, possibly for good, endlessly trying to get back to your own ordinary lives and how important they still are even in a universe this big to being about exploring the universe because you can be home in time for tea. For now the Doctor is shifty, angry, defensive, untrusting, devious and sneaky – the sort of things the Doctor will take down dictators and whole regimes for once he gets into his stride. It takes being around people as intrinsically good as Ian and Barbara to smooth his hard edges down and the earliest ‘story arcs’ in the series (not that anyone was thinking in those terms back in 1963 – most people making this were amazed it got to the end of a year without being cancelled) isn’t just how Ian and Barbara grow to cope with their new circumstances but how much the Doctor’s alien coldness thaws to match them. This is a series about learning in so many ways, Dr Who creator Sydney Newman’s only real remit for the series being that it should be ‘educational’ – something that fades as soon as The Daleks and alien evil monsters end up being what this story is ‘about’, but is very much a part of the series ethos throughout.


Certainly Dr Who was a learning curve for everyone making it and there were a few sticking points along the way. The August starting date got pushed back to October and a concerned Sydney Newman decided they should shoot a ‘pilot’, just to check the ideas were working (one unseen on TV until as late as 1991 in a ‘theme night’ for the anniversary of Lime Grove studios, since made available in wildly different edits on the ‘Hartnell Years’ VHS, ‘The Edge Of Destruction’ VHS and the ‘Unearthly Child’ DVD). Around 90% of the story is the same but there are key differences, changes made after Newman saw the edit and demanded everyone do it again (pushing the transmission date further to November): a thunderclap sound at the start of the theme tune; Susan absent-mindedly drawing a Rosarch blot rather than disputing facts about The French Revolution; The Doctor’s more 1960s suit and tie which is swapped for a more Edwardian costume (in keeping with Hartnell’s real age and hinting at the golden age of science fiction novels); the Tardis layout which is untidier (and changes anyway between episodes one and four of the broadcast version, while the Tardis crew are out, though nobody comments on it!), The Doctor and Susan’s background is originally more precisely (Susan mentions coming from the 49th century) but is made more ambiguous and changed to ‘another tie, another world’), while various mistakes such as William Russell knocking into a camera and stagehands desperately trying to close the malfunctioning tardis doors get ironed out. The characters too are tweaked, The Doctor is made less alien and obnoxious, throwing more insults at the teachers in the pilot and even snarling at Susan for being a ‘stupid girl’, while the Tardis is more deliberately dematerialised (in the finished version it seems to be a bluff, that Susan ruins by grabbing at The Doctor and knocking him into the controls) while Susan is more alien and weird. Something that pleased Hartnell no end (he wanted his Doctor to be nicer) but annoyed Carole (who wanted Susan to be more than just a schoolgirl; sadly the character will never be as interesting as he is in the first episode again). Newman’s nervousness made other people nervous too, to the point where the BBC decided to bury the series, with only a single short radio advert (with William Hartnell as himself, sadly since lost) and half a page in the Radio Times (originally it was hoped to have the front cover, nut Kenneth Horne got that instead). Gicven the new producer, untested director and inexperienced script editor most people at the BBc expected it to be a colossal failure: only Sydney Wilson, the unsung hero of the era, and his enthusiasm pushed it over the line at all and even then with contracts for just thirteen weeks in case it needed to be pulled. Some would say the BBC has been reacting the same way ever since, at least until 2006-08 when it was the BBC’s golden boy at last, the way it should always have been! I can see why these changes were made but I still think I prefer the pilot version: it’s even more mysterious and plays more for shock, whereas the ‘remake’ is a little more in line with other TV on the air in 1963.


Even so, the finished edition of episode one is one of the greatest twenty-five minutes in the series, even today nearly a thousand on. There are several great moments in the opening episode to keep you hooked whatever demographic you’re from: that opening which like so many 1960s stories starts like an ordinary TV series everyone can recognise (Dixon of Dock Green, with a policeman – the first person ever seen in the series - patrolling his beat not knowing what’s really sitting in the junkyard) before turning extraordinary, Ian and Barbara exploring the junkyard in Totter’s lane in the dark (a clever way of explaining why the Dr and Susan don’t have a house but still have somewhere they live, un-noticed), Susan’s peculiar range of knowledge (we don’t know at first that she’s an alien – if you hadn’t read the Radio Times she could just as easily be a foreign princess, especially with that hairdo) and above all the mystery of why a police telephone box is sat in the corner, humming (back in the days when it was an unusual rather than impossible sight in 1963: every child watching this on first broadcast at least knew what a polixe box was even if they hadn’t seen one, a place to call for help in case of an emergency; early plans were to change the exterior wherever it went, but as early as episode two budget constraints mean that the Doctor is complaining of a faulty chameleon circuit that gets stuck and which he’ll only repair, briefly, in 1984, before it gets stuck again: it’s the perfect choice, suggesting both a sort of last-gasp cavalry coming to help humanity when most needed – a lot of the early historicals particularly are about trying to put things right for ‘ordinary people’ who are pretty extraordinary when you get to know them - and again being an outsider who never quite fits in). Most memorable of all, though, is the Tardis being bigger on the inside: something stories cover in a few seconds now when they need to bring the characters up to speed with what we know but which goes on for several minutes back then, as Ian and Barbara look round it, in shock, talking about how impossible it is that something so extraordinary is in a place so ordinary. As for that all important first ever cliffhanger, it’s a classic if you somehow come to these stories in order (more unlikely than ever now worst luck, but still); the Tardis takes off, knocking the human passengers unconscious through g forces (just as space travel would), to a swirl of impossible effects and radiophonic workshop noises all of which are unlike anything anyone watching would have seen before and really does feel as if it’s being beamed in from the future (even now it’s that timeless sort of view of the future you get a lot in music from the psychedelic era but four years earlier than even that). All this will get shrunken in future stories, reduced to a killer line (usually some variation on ‘it’s bigger on the inside’) and the central column going up and down (it was originally meant to rise up with flashing lights turning on before the budget restrictions got in the way. My theory is that the Tardis needs to stretch its legs after five whole months in one place – the longest it ever spends anywhere besides UNIT HQ in the Pertwee/UNIT years and the 12th Doctor’s confession dial in ‘Hell Bent’).


The Tardis, a concept created by Newman, turned into a police box by Coburn (who was asked for a ‘disguise’ purely for the 1963 scenes and passed one out on a walk) and embellished by Whittaker, is a brilliant conception inside and out, a spaceship that’s an ordinary everyday object and which a franchise that’s more down-to-Earth than other scifi series. The idea for the ship was then handed to designer Ray Cusick (with some ideas by his predecessor Peter Brachacki), who put his first draft on a napkin in his lunch break so the story goes and handed it to outside contractors Shawcroft when he’d drawn up his plans (they’ll be providing all sorts of weird and wonderful things for the show into the 1970s), recognisably space-age and yet utterly unlike a rocketship which would have been the obvious way to go in the era of the space race; for my money its early home-from-home with exotic roundels on the wall and a hexagonal control panel that goes up and down is still the best Tardis design across sixty years, for all the many wild and wonderful things that have been added to it since. There’s nothing a child of 1963 would have expected to see: no chairs, no panels resembling a computer, just a central column (worked by a bicycle chain!) and panels. In time Whittaker will make the Tardis so much more than just transport: it’s a second home, a safe haven of refuge in extraordinary lands. Yet unlike other American scifi series where things always work perfectly it’s fragile, sensitive, hard to control. It helps emphasise that The Doctor is far from the superhero of other series, when he struggles to work it and refuses to read the manual the same way your dad refuses to understand how his new car works. In time the Tardis will even be ‘alive’, or at least sentient enough to communicate with The Doctor and companions in its own way (see the glorious ‘Edge Of Destruction’ in two stories’ time, where Whittaker really indulges in writing for his favourite part of the series, in a story that’s four near-strangers trapped in a lift the size of infinite dimensions). The design is wonderfully timeless too: it looked as strange and weird in 1963 as it does today, with a hexagonal pattern that makes it look like a beehive. It looks impossibly futuristic yet also something that could plausibly exist just with science that hasn’t been discovered yet, with dimensions that are bigger on the inside than the outside that allows it to land and blend in anywhere. 


The part of this story before Ian and Barbara enter the Tardis still feels recognisably like other British TV shows of 1963. The first ever shot of the series is a policeman walking past, just like the most famous show of all back then, Dixon of Dock Green, which is this show’s antithesis for now all about the safety of being amongst a warm authoritarian presence who knows what they’re doing, even if in the future the Dr does end up a sort of intergalactic policeman putting things right; while the setting is a junkyard just like the era’s second biggest hit ‘Steptoe and Son’, Galton and Simpson’s ‘rebound’ series after being sacked from Hancock’s Half Hour by its star, to be replaced by future Dr Who writers Terry Nation and Dennis Spooner amongst others, but after Ian and Barbara enter the Tardis? Not a chance: no matter how many times I’ve seen it the thrill of them pushing through the Tardis doors in ‘our’ world (from one set) and into the interior (in another: all Hartnell Dr Whos and come to that pretty much all British telly was shot in two because editing film was so expensive back then) and finding themselves in another, is still unbelievably exciting, one of the most perfect moments in all telly anywhere. And the biggest thrill of all? If the Tardis can change shape and can land in London at the time of broadcast then it could be anywhere near the viewer. This is a series that can go anywhere and do anything –and the first place the Tardis happens to go is right back into our past to cavemen days(or at least that’s what you’re meant to think anyway…)


As early as the second episode when Australian writer Anthony Coburn took over people, especially newspaper reviewers, have been saying that the series isn’t like the olden days and has gone a bit downhill (The Guardian saying that the show had ‘fallen off badly’). The view from most fans still goes ‘nice opening story, shame about the rest’ and admittedly going from all that intellectual debate about ‘us’ and ‘them’ to three episodes of cavemen in furs grunting is a bit of a shock. But I love these three episodes too, in a different sort of way: it’s important that this series show from the first just how wide and elastic the DW format can be – going back in time to last Tuesday or popping down to the shops wouldn’t cut it, but going back to the stone age? Fab. If they can do that then what can they possibly do next week? Dr Who is still trading off that excitement that keeps you watching to one extent or another – even now, 335 stories down, it still feels like a concept we’ve barely scratched the surface of. It fits the opening episode too rather than just being merely tagged on: the first episode is all about how even our brightest and best from the 1960s seem primitive to the Doctor, of wondering why he’s so aloof when our time surely isn’t that different to his? Well, now we see things from The Doctor’s point of view as even the brightest and bravest cavemen seem primitive to Ian and Barbara, who realise how they must look to the Dr and Susan. Even the Tardis, as impossible as it seems, is sold to us as science from a future more advanced than ours – it’s not as big a leap as, say, making fire was to mankind, the moment generally recognised by most archaeologists as the ‘starting point’ for civilisation that changed everything about how we treated ourselves and our environment. Fire created communities, allowed Humanity to cook food for nutrients that made him smarter and the energy to run after more meat as well as keeping predators away. Fire was the thing that separated us from our monkey ancestors, the building blocks of intelligence that all future generations have built on (some more than others given the amount of baboons who seem to be in power in our day and age, but still). It’s still something scientists use to learn from (and powers the Bunsen burners seen in Ian’s lab). Now, after 25 minutes of the impossibly new in the present day we get to see where things started, with the 1960s merely one dot on the line between the stone age and the Doctor’s time.


It’s also a clever means of showing how times never change until humanity does, as these characters create friction by rubbing along each other like Ian’s sticks of wood, clashing and trying to find compromises in a way almost all future Dr who stories will. For the real difference is that the Tribe of Gum, presumably all relatives of each other, are at risk of dying out because they continue to act like strangers. By contrast the Tardis crew are four strangers who have to learn to put their differences aside and work together for the benefit of their mutual survival. Which might have struck viewers in 1963 as familiar. For, like almost all ‘classic’ Who stories from the 20th century, this story is being made against the background of a cold war where America and Russia could both press the nuclear button at any time (it’s worth remembering that the Cuban Missile Crisis, perhaps the hottest moment of the cold war, was almost precisely a year old when the first episode of this story went out, Things haven’t changed one little bit: ‘tribes’ are still squabbling over resources and technology that they wanted to give them an edge over their rivals the way the cavemen do here, Za and Kal the super-powers competing for control of the mysterious new technology of fire. What’s more the rockets that in 1963 are being sent into space through the cold war competition could only take off because of the invention of fire, with pictures everywhere in 1963 of turbo thrusters and fire trailing out the back as they defied the Earth’s gravity, something that could never have happened without that first step of fire.Interestingly, given what’s to come, the ‘moral’ of this story is that ‘the tribe is stronger when everyone works together’, which might make it the most Communist-friendly bit of TV of the whole 1960s as The Doctor and co overthrow Kal, the series’ first tyrant, who took power by strength and killing the vulnerable, paying the penalty by being kicked out the tribe (equally The Doctor is apparently trying to kill Ka so they can escape until Ian stops him, a hangover from the early days of him being a shifty, untrustworthy soul – he seems to take the advice about community being stronger to heart from now on though). Like the first episode, too, it’s a struggle between generations, with three different ages who all get their turn in the spotlight to talk about their need for power. Those 10,000 years haven’t changed a thing: the inventions are bigger and more complex and the tribes are now nationalist counties divided by oceans but the same tensions and the same grabs for power still exist. What’s more it’s simply assumed by everyone that this is the Earth’s distant past. What if this isn’t Earth but some other planet? There’s nothing to deny it (though it does seem strange that neither Ian or Barbara comment on different star configurations given how there must have been clear nights with no industrial pollution to block out the stars; then again they are having a very trying day). Then again what if this is Earth’s future? For it’s a sad fact that the fire that gives life can kill, even in 1963 when harnessed into atomic bombs. Had the nuclear bomb been dropped then mankind’s future might well have looked like this, with enough generations passed for civilisation to crumble and people to forget. And this is a species that have ‘forgotten’ the secret of fire, not one that never knew it.
Whatever the setting in space or time, already, in its first story, Dr Who is making a wider political point about the present day and ‘An Unearthly Child’ sets the moral tone for a lot of what’s to follow (at least until second story ‘The Daleks’ goes all macho and warlike with its put-down of pacifists; the question of whether any squabble was worth fighting over is key to the whole of the 1960s, as a generation grow up on war stories from their parents and grandparents and shy away from treating them like automatic heroes). In some ways it’s like a darker, more tragic of ‘The Flintstones’, the hit American 1960s cartoon that had made the stone age ‘cool’ – only instead of them being like us, with inventions made out of stone, it’s mankind that hasn’t learned a thing and is just as triabl and stupid as ever. Coal Hill School in London in 1963 is really part of an interconnected point in time in human evolution from our earliest days to our possible futures: it’s that key concept of this series these opening episodes sell so well. 


Although admittedly that does mean putting up with a lot of monosyllabic grunting from people with hairy chests for three episodes (the actors for this episode were cast as much for being hairy as for their acting skills!) who by rights shouldn’t be able to speak even this well (there was a lot of debate about Anthony Coburn’s script and how educated to make the cavemen, but in the end the production team settled for a halfway house, where they would be clever enough to be understood by the audience but not so clever they were just men from RADA talking in received pronunciation). Some fans have been critical of this approach and the production team received letters of protest almost immediately, especially the cavemen talking and having a ‘patriarchal society’ like the 1960s (with Whittaker replying that nobody really knew anything this far into the past and he’d taken a certain amount of ‘artistic license to tell a better story. Not the last time that plea will be used. The irony is that nobody on the series in sixty years of adventures was more meticulous a researcher than Whittaker, but there just isn’t any – not concrete history anyway). There are times, especially when the cavemen are grunting to each other, that the story is hard to follow and it doesn’t help that these characters are all so ruthless and unlikeable, from the young Za plotting to overthrow the weakened elder Kal to the cackling old woman complaining it isn’t like it was in the olden days. The last three episodes certainly aren’t as good as the first, becoming the first of many a Dr Who story padded out with being escapes and captured. Had this story lived up to the first episode it would be in my top five for sure, maybe even #1. However for the most part it works: this isn’t a culture who have absolutely nothing – they have enough comparative warmth, safety and culture as to not want to risk losing it. However, they don’t settle there: they take risks, killing for fire because they know it will help their communities step forward. ‘An Unearthly Child’ is really a game of curiosity, of poker: do you stick or twist? Do you risk losing the relative safety of what you already have to take a giant leap into the unknown, or do you play safe and stop there? The curiosity that drives the Doctor, that caused Barbara and Ian to follow Susan home, is here in these cavemen who are just bright enough to know what doors fire will unlock for them. That lesson remains though: everyone needs to learn to make fire, so that the knowledge isn’t hoarded by one being for power over the others, otherwise the secret will die out when they do. 


I do think that fans underestimate episodes 2-4 simply because of how god the first is: it looks highly impressive considering its being shot in a tiny cramped TV studio in Lime Grove (with lots of close-ups, to cover up just how cramped and tiny these sets are), the acting is first rate (especially Derek Newark’s increasingly desperate Za and Eileen Way’s ‘Old Woman’ – her actual on-screen credit even though she was all of fifty-two at the time and three years younger than William Hartnell – is the first of many knowledgeable outsiders who give the best advice that would have solved the plot much quicker only people never listen to them, another long running theme of the series). Coburn is an under-rated writer I think with lots of neat little touches in the dialogue that sound both basic and profound (such as Tala’s comment that ‘the beast took away your axe in it’s head’ and The Doctor’s wistful ‘fear makes companions of us all’) and some clever ideas (Tala, who has never had any reason to understand the concept in a fight for survival, misunderstands and thinks The Doctor’s tribe is ‘friend’. Although that is more in keeping with any number of Whittaker’s stories so both might be inventions of the script editor). It’s a shame he never wrote for the series again: he was meant to, but his next script ‘The Masters Of Luxor’ poked fun at organised religion and in 1963 that was the one thing they really couldn’t do. Verity asked for a re-write and Coburn basically told her to get lost (so much for the community being bigger than the person…) Certainly it’s a better introduction than the original intention, CE Webber’s ‘The Giants’ (which with a lot of changes became ‘Planet Of Giants’, the opener to season two and is a bit of a one-off that doesn’t really sell the concept of the show as well). There are problems though more are either unavoidable or only clear in retrospect: Coburn’s decision to make Susan The Doctor’s grand-daughter limits her character and alters what we see of his without really adding much (being part of the same ‘tribe’ would make more sense in the context of this story than being part of the same ‘family’), while having actors with fillings and bad teeth and wearing fur bras seems ‘wrong’ (one extras walked off set after refusing to take her false eyelashes off, on the grounds that some cavewomen might have invented them!) The bones were supplied by an abattoir and stank under the studio lights while the fur costumes gave everyone fleas, which might explain why sometimes the performances aren’t, umm, always ‘up to scratch’. The fight scene, recorded at Ealing on August 20th 1963 and thus the first thing ever filmed for Who, is a little wonky too if better than some to come through to the 1970s (and resulted in Who’s first behind the scenes blazing row in the editing room, as the director wanted a sequence of a skull being knocked in complete with sound effect and the producer said no way was that going out on a Saturday teatime; in the end the action cuts away to Barbara and The Doctor wincing, which in many ways is worse). There’s also Dr Who’s first laughably low budget scene, when the money ran out for the ‘forest’ sequences so stagehands simply hit the regulars with branches while they run on the spot (and it looks exactly like it too!) Ian is either making a lot of money or for some reason lost it given his 1949 Wolseley is not the sort of car you associate with a teacher, yet might conceivably have been given to him when he passed his test at seventeen if his family are rich. Coal Hill is unlike 99% of 1960s schools in that it doesn’t seem to have a school uniform (just as well or Susan would be stuck in them the first few stories – perhaps she’s precocious enough to be in a sixth form class despite being fifteen?) In an ironic twist the cave backdrops aren’t as good as they might have been – because due to an accident the first were thought to be fire-resistant and burned down, so what we see is a last minute replacement! Perhaps the weirdest note of all in retrospect is Susan’s claim that she came up with the acronym ‘Tardis’ which every timelord we ever meet from now on will use (did Susan win a school competition to name them?!) But then the people making this show weren’t thinking past the end of 1963: it’s not their fault continuity has shifted since then.


Really, though, it’s the regulars who shine and make this story work: Hartnell was hired to be the crusty curmudgeon of the pilot episode so like his traditional grumpy authoritarian film roles and yet he gets better and better as the years go by and he gets to reveal a little more of the ‘Human’ side of this timelord a ‘bonus’ that nobody in 1963 considered when he was hired. William Russell is brilliant as Ian, a man who goes from having never been flustered over anything in his life to being totally out of his depth all the time, but still brave enough to stand up to the Doctor and all passing aliens and cavemen. In some ways this story is their tussle for power, the old man and the young man, just like the cavemen. Jacqueline’ Hill’s Barbara is magnificent, inwardly panicked but trying her best not to show it, as she becomes the quiet conscience of the series already, making sure her friends do the right thing (although the story only begins out of her desire to do the right thing by Susan; Ian gets roped in because he’s curious too but it’s her idea to follow her pupil and find out more about her; a lot of this series is about endless human curiosity. It seems odd in retrospect that The Doctor is so angry at two people showing bravery and curiosity, his two defining traits. Or maybe that’s why he’s so cross because they’ve reminded him of who he really is?) This is Susan’s show though for now and with an actual character to get her teeth into Carole Ann Ford is superb, simultaneously a with-it hip girl of 1963 that everyone at home the same age wanted to copy and all too believable as an other-wordly alien. Once they remove her from 1963 the writers never quite know what to do with Susan and turn her into a soppy child but here she’s a teenager, back when that word was new, and there’s a difference: she stands up to her grandfather despite being visibly scared of him. She is, for the teenagers and younger watching, ‘their character, who only wanted to be understood and loved, while to the parents watching she’s the youth of the day: full of weird ideas about peace, with a fascination for pop music that sounds positively ‘stone age’ and a knowledge about technology they don’t have. Susan is, here and sadly here only, the perfect mixture of being wise before her years and impossibly young even for a fifteen year old (later stories will hint that she’s really a hundred and something).Most of all  you really feel her yearning to belong somewhere, if only for a little while, to find a ‘tribe’ of her own – that’s why she begged The Doctor to stay in Coal Hill to begin with, but this isn’t really their home and they don’t really belong, any more than Ian and Barbara do in the stone age.


After all, that’s what this first story is really about – belonging, of finding the tribe of people we want to bump around with for the rest of our lives whether we’re from 1963, the far future or Palaeolithic times (the Doctor clearly misses his home too, not that we know where it is yet) and how we relate to them be they friends, family, schoolmates, work colleagues or aliens and in that this first adventure is as timeless as any story made in a studio in 1963 can be. It’s a series for everyone, where all are included whatever your species, gender or race (Stef Coburn, who complained to the papers that his father would have been ‘horrified’ at the casting of a black Doctor and a Trans actress in 2024 perhaps didn’t know his dad as well as fans do).  Perhaps the greatest most impressive thing about this story though is that a story that’s set in the past and goes out of its way to tell us about things in the then-present still feels so much like the future even today. No wonder people were talking about Dr Who even before the Daleks came along (people forget but average audience figures of six million for the repeat give or take – the first screening got 4.6million but then most people were to shell-shocked by Kennedy’s assassination to watch a new programme - and it had gone up to 6.9 by episode four. Not bad for a show that was barely advertised and even then was often erroneously billed as being ‘for children’ when it was made the adult drama department, who’s biggest star’s heyday was twenty years earlier. The Daleks and that first much talked-about cliffhanger will change the show’s future forever but even after this first story Dr Who is defying odds, the quirky show about outsiders that somehow had mass cross-appeal to a family audience. It’s one of those ‘where were you when you first saw?…’ moments up there with the moon landings, 9/11 and, yes, JFK’s assassination. Even if you’ve never watched this show, even if you hate Dr Who (which, you know, seems unlikely given that you’re reading this review but you never know – maybe you stumbled across this site looking for a GP or something, in which case sorry, have you tried directory enquiries?), if you’ve watched any British telly over the past sixty years then you owe this story a lot because this story has all sorts of firsts. And the best thing about it is ‘An Unearthly Child’ isn’t hailed just because it was first but because it was also one of the best stories in the series. It’s the perfect place to start, full of mystery and intrigue and deeper themes as outside its time as can be so that it has just as much power in 2023 as 1963 – and even though I sympathise with the Coburn family only makes it more of a crying shame that the only people who get to see the inspired hard work of Anthony and everyone else involved are now are the people willing to pay over the odds for the DVD or VHS. It was, then and now, one of the greatest most pioneering and downright weird things on television, a series for children that broke so many rules it looked unearthly. 


POSITIVES + One of the things this series got right from the get go was the opening credits and theme tune which, while they’ve been tweaked and coloured and re-made over the years, are still both recognisably the same today and arguably never better than here. This original opening sequence was created by ‘howlround’, an accidental discovery of technician Bernard Lodge, who found that if he pointed a TV camera at its own monitor (used for cameramen to keep an eye on how the action would look on screen while it was being shot) and fed through some music (such as from a radio – sadly nobody took a note of what was playing) it would create lots of interesting looking pulsating shapes. Further experiments found that you could add words into the effects – and later faces and colour, though not yet (a test using Lodge’s own face was turned down by Verity for scaring her, never mind any children watching!) Lodge did managed to incorporate an early logo, though to make the pulses symmetrical he cheated a bit, which is why a generation of children who only half watched the series thought it was ‘Dr Oho’ (using a Franklin Gothic typeface, font fans!)
Verity then looked for some music and toyed with the idea of asking a French team of ‘musique concrete’ specialists ‘Les Atructures Sonores’, who were famous for getting music from ordinary household objects, such as steel rods. However this would have cost too much and Newman urged his protégé to go in house, to the Radiophonic Workshop (responsible for all weird sounds on BBC programmes and created to cope with the demands of the aliens in Quatermass). Ron Grainer(whose best known theme tune before this was for ‘Steptoe and Son’) duly wrote a basic tune to fit the pulsing images and left a lot of detailed notes about the effects he thought would go with it: abstract phrases like ‘’swoop’ ‘cloud’ and ‘wind bubbles’ for where he thought the effects should go. Unfortunately he was on holiday so couldn’t do the full commission – fortunately he passed the idea along to his junior, Delia Derbyshire (the first female music writer at the BBC), who took his notes and ran with them. She gets the utterly inadequate credit ‘arrangement by’ for all future stories. For the melody wasn’t adapted, it was alienised, painstakingly made to sound as weird and other-worldly as possible, with the rhythm put together individually through trial and error, through a combination of plucked piano strings, white noise and something called an ‘oscillator’, a sort of early synthesiser (but analogue) that altered the pitch of the notes and played them back at random, giving a wowy and suitably spacey effect, with a keyboard ‘filling’ in the non-musical sounds and more white noise was plastered over the top. Delia then added three extras: ‘test tone generators’ for the ‘swoops’, a ‘white noise generator’ for the ‘clouds’ and an oscillator with the unlikely name ‘wobulator’ for the ‘wind bubbles’. One of those would be wild enough, but both together? – there was nothing like it. Even in its opening seconds, then, this series was groundbreaking and dared you to look away. A quick word too for what surely must be the best sound effect in scifi, also provided by the Radiophonic Workshop : figuring the Tardis must move by tearing a tiny hole in the fabric of time and space, the Radiophonic Workshop came up with the perfect sound effect: a key being rubbed against piano strings, slowed down, then treated with echo and more effects. They still use it now more or less unaltered because its just so good. Ask any fan too: nobody ever whizzes through the opening credits the same way they do other repetitive beginnings to other lesser shows: even after a quadzillion views I know I still can’t take my eyes or ears off it.


NEGATIVES - I’m sorry, but Susan has all the wonderful cooking hip and happening bands of 1963 to enjoy (The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Searchers and Gerry and The Pacemakers to name but four; sadly it’s a fraction too early for a ‘The Who’ joke) and she chooses to fawn over...John Smith and the Common Men, a cod-Shadows band, whose music would have seemed laughably passé to everyone watching, given how quickly the charts changed back then, even if it’s very 1961 style is all too plausibly what the production team thought kids were still listening to. If Susan likes this music so much why didn’t the Tardis nip back in time a little bit earlier so she could hang around with Hank Marvin? In reality, of course, its stock music (‘Three Guitars Mood 2’ by The Arthur Nelson Group to be exact) so the BBC don’t have to pay copyright and as rock and roll was still considered a ‘fad’ there probably wasn’t a lot of choice around. Even so, its glaringly wrong nowadays and the one false part of this story that leaps out at you: Susan ought to be rocking out to ‘She Loves You’, that Autumn’s big hit (in a sign of just how much the youth were taking over follow-up single ‘I Want To Hold Your Hand’ was released the day before episode two of this story went out and was number one by episode three).Although maybe that’s a bit obvious: Susan’s the kind of girl not to go with the mainstream and would go with the cult band none of her friends are raving about but who are still undeniably cool and who have the ability to update themselves for every possible era across time and space. That settles it then: she’s a Hollies fan.


BEST QUOTE Ian: ‘Let me get this straight. A thing that looks like a police box, standing in a junkyard, it can move anywhere in time and space?...But that’s ridiculous!’
 
PREQUELS/SEQUELS: See ‘Remembrance Of The Daleks’, a sort-of sequel that takes the 7th Doctor (and Ace) back to Coal Hill School in 1963 and reveals what he was really doing there (broadcast in Dr Who’s 25th anniversary year of 1988).


‘Dr Who In An Exciting Adventure With The Daleks’ (1964), the very first Dr Who novel written by David Whittaker and in shops whilst the end of the first season was still on the air, gives a very different account for the Doctor and Susan’s meeting with Ian and Barbara. After all, when Whittaker wrote the book there were no plans to novelise the entire range the way Target did later: Who’s script editor felt he had to reintroduce the characters in as little space as possible for an audience who might not have seen the TV version and so cuts the entire ‘Coal Hill School’ part out and adds a new introduction for how these four people know each other. Ian is a research scientist driving down the road in Barnes Common (Putney way, ish, the closest we’ve had to a clue about which end of London Coal Hill is in), minding his own business driving home from an interview he thinks he’s failed, when he comes across a car crash. Barbara, the driver of one vehicle, is dazed. The Doctor, the sort-of driver of the other, is impossible, babbling about his ‘ship’ when all Ian can see is a blue box. Barbara is the private tutor of ‘Susan English’ and has so many unanswered questions about her that she secretly followed her home in the fog when the collision happens and collapses. Ian, who has never met any of them before, goes to the police telephone box that’s miraculously appeared to call for help – and gets the shock of his life. From thereafter the book is mostly the same as the TV version of ‘The Daleks’, although the Tardis has a lot more gadgets than you might have seen on TV (such as an oil shower and a clothing repair machine!) and everything is told from Ian’s point of view so is slightly biased against the other characters (especially The Doctor, who if anything is even more cantankerous in the book version!) Of course it’s all completely contradicted by Nigel Robinson's novelisation of ‘An Unearthly Child’ published seventeen years later, which just tells the story the way it happened on telly. 


Our old friend ‘The Eight Doctors’ (1996), the very first 8th Doctor novel, is back again. Terrance Dicks’ book features an amnesiac McGann Doctor retracing past steps and gathering souvenirs from his past lives (a handy device of getting round the fact that poor Terrance hadn’t been able to read the TV Movie script or have a clue what the new Doctor would be like). The 1st Doctor is a natural place to start, not least because The 8th Doctor’s landed in Totter’s Lane again (right in the middle of a gang drug war no less – that neighbourhood’s really gone to pot since Ian and Barbara left; new companion Sam is a local). The 8th Doctor happens to meet his 1st self in the ‘caveman’ part of ‘An Unearthly Child’ at the point where The Doctor is about to bash Ka’s head in with a rock. It turns out it’s eighthy who saves everyone from the sabre-tooth tiger and stops his younger self with the single word ‘no!’ The 1st Doctor’s reaction: ‘Don’t interfere with what doesn’t concern you, young man’. The 8th Doctor’s response: ‘Don’t forget, I shall eventually bear the guilt of your choice…try to learn a little humility’. Terrance never wrote for Hartnell’s Doctor directly (only the Richard Hurndall ‘remake’ in ‘The Five Doctors’ and he only script-edited for the proper version once, in ‘The Three Doctors’) so doesn’t quite get him as right as he gets the other six. It’s a clever place to have the two meet though, the moment when the original Doctor turns over a new moral leaf, learning from his 8th self just as his 8th self gets memories from his 1st.


‘Nothing At The End Of The Lane’ (2000) is a mini story by Daniel O’Mahoney from the first ‘Short Trips’ anthology by BBC books. It’s really good, a stepping stone towards the modern series with its tale of time tracks and parallel worlds and big emotions, even though it features the original cast. The story is told from Barbara’s point of view and fills in a great deal of her character about how she became a history teacher and why (she wrote a dissertation on The Aztecs  at university so no wonder she knows so much about them in that story!) Only things aren’t quite right: she keeps having blackouts as if she’s forgotten something or as if something has wiped her memory. She vaguely remembers following Susan to a strange box then blacking out and has a vivid dream where she’s taken into time and space. Its so real that the next morning she ropes Ian into going to Totter’s Lane to see what’s real and what’s all in her head, where The Doctor is so angry at being disturbed he goes to whack Ian with a stick and gets Barbara instead, who collapses and is brought into the Tardis to recover. The Doctor checks her over and discovers that poor Barbara’s been possessed by an alien entity, rather like the beetle in ‘Turn Left’ which likes messing around with history. Only with Barbara it’s bitten off more than it can chew, taking her back to a time before she met The Doctor and helped change him to be a better person and therefore help change the universe. In her subconscious Barbara opens the Tardis but finds Ian unconscious and Susan dead yet The Doctor still very much alive and trying to jab her with a spear; only when she overpowers and kills it does she discover it’s really the alien parasite and she’s been inside a dream world, with things going back to normal  thereafter. It’s a clever bit of writing, especially given it came before so many stories that later pulled a similar trick, getting the original quartet’s characters bang on and very much having the feel of the early black-and-white stories when anything could happen and often did. The ‘Short Trips’ book range is a real rollercoaster of styles and quality but this is one of the best stories of the lot. 


‘The Rag and Bone Man’s Story’ (2004) is a short story from the confusing prose anthology ‘Repercussions’, about all the lives The Doctor has messed up during his travels in space. Starting with the very beginning: The 1st Doctor and Susan have ‘borrowed’ a crystal they need to power the Tardis, ‘The Blessing Star’  (and yet which is weirdly never mentioned in the series ever again). Once the Tardis lands in London in 1963 Susan ‘borrows’ it and finds that it has a sort of telepathic hypnotism which helps the misfit outsider seem popular with her teachers and classmates at school. Soon Susan is acing every test and winning every prize and competition going. After a while though her friends tire of her good fortune and reckon it’s making her mean, so a disillusioned Susan chucks the crystal out amongst the Totter’s Lane junk. A rag and bone man finds it and he starts having all sorts of luck too (it’s hinted that he’s the only reason England won the 1966 world cup!); however The Doctor realises what must have happened and sets off to look for it, realising that he has to remove the man in order to prevent time going weird. A bonkers story though it gets Susan especially spot on.   
The ‘Short Trips’ range was so popular Big Finish had a go at making their own audio series with the same name. Blimey The Doctor had a busy day the day he met Ian and Barbara!

 According to ‘Those Left Behind’ (2008), part of the anthology ‘How The Doctor Changed My Life’ by Violet Addison, he was also hanging round Coal Hill School looking for an alien insect known as a Hershax. His 4th self, with just K9 for company (in the gap between ‘Invasion Of Time’ and ‘The Ribos Operation’) finally remembers what he was doing that day when Ian and Barbara interrupted him nips back in time to track it down. While there he befriends Susan’s best pal Debbie. She’s celebrating her fifteenth birthday and wants to spend it with Susan but, of course, can’t find her anywhere. The 4th Doctor offers her closure, filling her in on what happened to her friend and the adventurous life she lived; quite why Debbie chooses to believe a stranger who’s clearly far too young physically to be Susan’s grandfather, is anyone’s guess. Still, considering that it’s written by a newbie writer who won a Big Finish competition, not bad at all: Violet gets the 4th Doctors flippant urgency bang on. 


‘The Cambridge Spy’ (2010) is an episode of the often unfairly maligned Australian spin-off series ‘K9’ that’s set on the exact same day, November 23rd 1963. Not that this is one of the better stories in the series mind you: it’s all too obvious that we’re not in London while the Russian-American cold war spy ring is a little too on-the-nose for what early Dr Who stories were ‘really’ about more often than not. For the most part that’s it, with K9 solving the day by doing something impossibly clever and being not a little smug while he’s doing it. Given that the series could never afford to mention Dr Who or indeed anything copyright of the BBC none of our heroes or friends are mentioned, but I rather like to think that the policeman who wanders around the front of Totter’s Lane in ‘An Unearthly Child’ is the same one distracted by the arrival of teenage regular Jorje and helps her to safety in this story (I always wondered where he’d got to!) Most controversial moment: Miles, the spy everyone’s  following, has a speech at the end where he says how he dreams one day England will be more like Communist Russia given the inequality he sees on the streets. He’s not wrong (we’ve never had a true communist government outside Lenin’s and while that didn’t last long ago to change much its heart was in the right place and helped more people than it hurt; from Stalin onwards Russia was a dictatorship whatever they called it) but I’m amazed a series for children actually came out and actually said it.


Keeping with the audio ‘Short Trips’ range ‘1963’ (2011) is a short story by Niall Boyce from their second volume and even more of a cracker. The Tardis has finally landed back in 1963 on the exact day Ian and Barbara left and they’re overjoyed – poor Vicki is heartbroken, The Doctor too though he tries not to show it. But something isn’t quite right: the clocks are stuck at quarter past one and London seems unusually quiet. Things get even weirder when Ian starts walking across the Thames, frozen in time (‘hard like glass, but not cold’). Barbara had promised her aunt Cecilia that she’d meet for lunch in The Strand the day after she disappeared and decides she ought to keep it now. It quite creeps Barbara out seeing her aunt stuck in place staring at the door of a cafe, clearly waiting for her niece (‘She’s waiting for me, the way she did every year and I never came’). Ian and Barbara aren’t sure what’s caused the freeze-frame, if it’s the Tardis going wrong (with a jump in time similar to ‘The Space Museum’), the cold war or people in shock after Kennedy’s assassination. But of course it’s The Tardis, it has a problem with its’ ‘heartbeat’ (‘in a manner of speaking’). I’m not sure I buy the scientific explanation (the Tardis has to travel at the same speed as the travellers but a mechanical fault means it’s gone wrong) but it’s a great excuse for a lovely character piece, Ian and especially Barbara haunted by the ordinary life they could have been living and the drama of being so close to home – and yet so far. There are some fascinating details: Barbara had a ‘rebellious teenage’ phase where she dated a boy who owned a flick-knife, there’s lots of fun with the Tardis food machine (Vicki programmes it with brown sauce after Ian mentioned Barbara liked it ‘and it took ever so long’), the scanner refix is lettered ‘in thick marker pen’ (just like the fast return switch), Barbara was awoken a few years earlier by sirens and thought an atomic bomb had been dropped, Ian prefers T S Eliot’s ‘stuff about the cats’ to ‘The Waste Land’ much to Barbara’s disgust (it’s her favourite poem!) and Barbara sees The Doctor and Vicki as ‘equals’ in many ways, he with a twinkle in his eyes of a ‘younger man’ and she precocious beyond hers. A lot of the story’s power, too, comes from the fact William Russell is reading it out, my favourite of all the Big Finish ‘regulars’ in the short trips range by far and even though he was pushing ninety at the time of recording the actor nails every nuance in every emotion and does not only his own character but Barbara’s proud. The second volume of general ‘Shirt Trips’ is easily the best by the way, with some of the most powerful stories in the range and a good introduction to Big Finish – while this is the clear highlight there’s also ‘The Way Forwards’ (a sweet 2nd Doctor story where he helps a young boy win a science project), ‘Sock Pig’ (a bonkers 5th Doctor about a home-made toy that’s been brought to life, that’s even funnier for happening to the most serious Doctor) and ‘The Doctor’s Coat’ (a moving piece by Colin Baker himself about The Doctor saving helpless alien creatures with his coat of many colours) are all first-class. 


‘The Perpetual Bond’ (2011), meanwhile, is a Big Finish ‘Companion Chronicle’ that sees The 1st Doctor return to Totter’s Lane, with Steven in tow this time. It’s a sad homecoming for The Doctor who remembers being here with Susan and the pair talk about meeting up with Ian and Barbara and chatting about old times, but never get the chance because - wouldn’t you believe it? – something else sinister is going on. This is where the story goes a little downhill: the idea of a sort of Carnaby Street ‘Men In Black’, complete with bowler hats, is a little silly as is the idea of the 1st Doctor fighting off a foe who’s deadly crime is that, erm, that they’ve taken over the London Stock Market. Oh and who are living sentient mushrooms by the way (why? They should be…fungis holding parties not worrying about the London economy – especially as, back in 1966, it was never better in 20th century terms). This story also sees the arrival of Big Finish audio companion Oliver Harper as played by comedian Tom Allen shortly before he hit the big time and how you feel about this story probably depends a lot on how you feel about him: for me he’s irritating to the extreme here, camp and indulgent and while a fair pairing for a later Doctor seems very at odds with the 1st one. He will get better. 


‘The Beginning’ (2013) is, as its title implies, a rare story set at the very earliest days of Dr Who, finally telling the story every fan wanted of how The Doctor and Susan came to steal a type 40 Tardis and leave Gallifrey (though there’s no Clara there, as per ‘The Name Of The Doctor’, which had been on TV a few months earlier!) Specially made by Big Finish for the 50th anniversary, it’s Susan’s entry in the ‘Companion Chronicle’ series and read by Carole Ann Ford herself for that special authenticity, while Marc Platt, perhaps the most experienced writer working for Big Finish, was a sensible choice to ask to write it. The result is clever but also a bit weird and not what you might expect: The Doctor and Susan together aren’t as interesting as The Doctor and Susan with Ian and Barbara, while it takes maybe a few too many liberties with the lore: we’ve never heard before, for instance, that a technician was actually inside working on the Tardis when it was stolen! Quadrigger is a bit irritating actually: he doesn’t act like any timelord we’ve ever seen before (even Strax was only putting on working class airs as an effect) and is a bit of a thug who turns quite nasty, holding Susan hostage at one point, while there’s still not much about what the pair were fleeing and why. The story, too, quickly becomes just another primitive tale of primitives on a hostile and alien world who used to have advanced technology and forgot what it means (see ‘Full Circle’ and ‘The Face Of Evil’ amongst many, many others). Things look up though when (spoilers) it turns out poor Susan’s been frozen in time and deposited on the Earth’s moon though, where they’re recovered by some very surprised Human archaeologists. Marc’s writing is as elegant as ever and this is definitely one of the better ‘primitive world’ stories around, but it still feels like a bit of a lost opportunity to do something a bit more special, an anniversary story still so in awe of the original that it won’t properly go near it.   


 ‘Hunters Of Earth’ (2013) was another Big Finish 50th anniversary present, the first of twelve stories in their series ‘Destiny Of the Doctor’. It’s set a few days before ‘An Unearthly Child’ when it’s not Susan that’s acting weird so much as her classmates – they’ve all become aggressive, critical of anyone that’s in anyway different. Poor Susan has to try so hard to act normal and yet she can never quite try hard enough; it’s a good job she has such sensible teachers looking after her to keep her away from a vengeful mob. Nigel Robinson’s clever story about prejudice (these teenagers are clearly stirred by Enoch Powell’s  anti-immigrant ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech as much as alien interference) is let down by a weak conclusion and the fact that nothing on screen in ‘An Unearthly Child’ seems to fit this story at all. Susan would be terrified of being out of place again the way she is across that story and Ian and Barbara’s response to her acting weird would be more in the line of ‘oh no, not again- we’re keeping well out of it this time!’


‘Hunters Of the Burning Stone’ (2013) is Dr Who Magazine’s 50th birthday pressie, a comic strip that says what happened next to the Tribe of Gum after the end of the original story. It starts with the 11th Doctor on board an Earth spaceship after a battle with some Sontarons where the alien technology is used on him and transports him across time to Coal Hill School, where Ian and Barbara don’t recognise him and assume given how young he looks that he’s a pupil! Much fun is had with their misunderstandings as The Doctor slowly realises that they’re all inside a psychic prison made using (what else?) ‘psychic metal’ that’s wiped their memories – they eventually get them back when The Doctor mentions Susan. However they’re clueless about regeneration and assume this newcomer is an interloper who’s stolen their Doctors Tardis (you’d think he’d have mentioned it to them!)  – especially when Eleven appears to know how to work it, which their Doctor never did! The Doctor tracks down the jailors, The Prometheans to a planet named Cornucopia where they talk about their ‘children’ the ‘Hunters’ who turn out to be Za, Hur and Hog from the Tribe of Gum that have since developed the power of speech. How can this be? Well, the Prometheans have been going to primitive worlds and kidnapping people, testing the point at which they turned into civilised people and by chance chose people who’d met time travellers, which intrigued them so much that they laid a trap. Ian and Barbara were easy to track down, The Doctor less so (goodness only knows why they couldn’t find Susan on Earth from before she was taken). The aggressive Hunters are told stories of what the trio got up to next and the importance of peace (the opposite of the ‘war’ speech in ‘The Daleks’) causing them to have a change of heart and turn on the Prometheans, while the story ends in the perfect way with The Doctor attending Ian and Barbara’s wedding. There are some lovely moments here (such as Ian comforting an 11th Doctor haunted by losing so many good friends in battle, telling him what a good man he was and The Doctor commenting on how much being with Ian and Barbara shaped him for the better) while it’s rare indeed to see Ian and Barbara in comic form (as the original 1st Doctor strips couldn’t afford to pay for their likenesses) – they’re pretty good too, especially Ian’s look of befuddlement! All in all one of the best DWM strips going and one well worth tracking down. 


Of course River Song was going to turn up at such an important point in time for her husband and ‘An Unearthly Woman’ (2016), part of the sixth series of Big Finish’s ‘Diary Of River Song’ does just that, River passing an interview to become a teacher at Coal Hill School in 1963 and watching Ian and Barbara up close (although the story starts with her in police uniform as ‘WPC Pond’, re-enacting the series’ first ever shot!) Again it contradicts basically everything seen on screen but as ever with the River Song audios it’s a lot of fun, as she drops lots of hints our old friends don’t understand yet and how little The Doctor’s future friends know about the universe, while Barbara especially doesn’t approve at all (she leaves her science lab in such a mess!) Susan is more difficult to fool – she suspects River of being an alien and there’s a neat inversion of the original first episode where River struggles to cover up her foreknowledge the way her pupil once did (although being River, her out of place references are to 1970s disco tunes not decimal currency and the metric system!) Really River’s there to protect her hubby from a shadowy alien bounty hunter out to get him, a petrified Susan catching sight of it and being saved by her teacher just in the nick of time. Susan saves River in turn later on and the alien is banished, just in time for River to finally meet the first Doctor: he doesn’t take kindly to her flirting at all and, while grateful for her assistance, warns her to keep away from him in future. Needles to say, River doesn’t listen to him!


Also 6th Doctor story ‘Attack Of The Cyberman’
(1984) has the Doctor arriving back in Totter’s Lane in an attempt to fix the Tardis chameleon circuit and turning it into a pipe organ (!) before realising he kind of likes it as a police telephone call box anyway!

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