Thursday, 5 October 2023

The Mind Of Evil: Ranking - 49

 

The Mind Of Evil

(Season 8, Dr 3 with Jo and UNIT, 30/1/1971-6/3/1971, producer: Barry Letts, script editor: Terrance Dicks, writer: Don Houghton, director: Timothy Combe)

Rank: 49

   'Here it is, every fan's Keller machine: all Dr Who episodes have been wiped except for a few surviving scenes from 'Time and The Rani, 'The Timeless Child', The Myrka, The Kandyman, Kylie Minogue and Adric pouting. Wahahahahaha! Love, The Master'




 


The last-gasp of the deeply serious Dr Whos of the early 3rd Dr era before things got sillier, ‘The Mind Of Evil’ is sentenced to be at least a candidate for the most unfairly forgotten set of Dr Who episodes of them all, one of the most gritty ‘grown-up’ moral adult that the series ever did. From next story ‘The Claws Of Axos’ onwards Dr Who will become more like a bright colourful cartoon, one full of the big monster hit of the day doing something jaw-dropping, to a backdrop of The Master being comic-book wicked and UNIT being child-friendly. Here, though we’re in the crossover period from the great season 7 when stories were longer deeper and darker, when for the last time in only his second appearance The Master is a truly credible threat who can cause real harm, when UNIT are soldiers fighting for their life and where Pertwee’s role is to bash bureaucratic heads together and sulk about being exiled to a backward planet as much as be dashing and heroic. In time the UNIT era will play it safe, discovering a formula that really connected the public and mining it to death but for now the rules aren’t set in stone yet. The Brigadier is a dashing soldier running around shooting at people rather than stuck behind a desk and even gets to wear a Doctorish disguise. UNIT has a female corporal who gets to do every bit as much as Benton and Yates. Benton himself is more a babysitter in this story than our usual dependable soldier, the person The Brigadier leaves at home back when he goes off gallivanting. The Doctor is so new at this that he doesn’t have his invincible air yet and this is one of the few stories where he effectively comes off worse at the end. By contrast The Master isn’t yet the desperate gaudy villain he’ll become but a real threat, worming his way into the very heart of the institutions The Doctor keeps banging his head against. Even Jo is closer to James Bond than Brooke Bond, our peril monkey not so much a PG Tips chimp  as a lockpicking daredevil.  Watch any of the later 3rd Doctor stories and you’ll feel safe and cosy, safe in the knowledge that good will prevail. With this story you really don’t know which way things are going to go right up until the end nd whether justice can ever be served against the people who really deserve it.   



For ‘Mind Of Evil’ has a lot to say about good and evil and how most Human beings (and even timelords) exist somewhere on a spectrum rather than being one thing or another. It’s a typically sensitive script from Don Houghton, who goes from showing how the same people can turn out different ways in different circumstances in the parallel worlds of ‘Inferno’ to a story where everyone has something evil tucked away inside their subconscious that can be let loose when the circumstances allow, some combination of ego, fear and paranoia. For ‘Mind’ is a script all about free will and determinism, where evil is caused not by evil people so much as the evil done to people and asks questions of whether people turn out the way they do because of some inherent inherited nature that shapes their character or whether they were just brought up that way. This is a story that is really all about capital punishment, of rehabilitation and freedom, of second chances, of how far you’re prepared to go punishing people in the same manner of the crime they caused in retribution before that starts reflecting badly on you, of how much you should hold someone responsible for their actions and how much criminals too are the victims of their darker impulses. In this story the big monster of the week isn’t some tangible foe you can shoot with a gun but your darkest abstract fears being used against you by virtue of The Keller Machine, a new invention that’s driven by a parasite from outer space (in fact it’s a bit of a weird one: the story starts out being purely about the machine, which is more symbolic and referred to as ‘Pandora’s Box’ in the first draft, like the Greek myth about the flask where everything evil was trapped before being let loose on the Earth, but Terrance Dicks began seeing plotholes in the way it seemed to have a mind of its own and turned it into an actual being partway through, the change being so subtle you don’t really notice until its pointed out). Everyone is susceptible to it to greater or lesser extents because all of us have dark sides, places in the mind when we’re all vulnerable and terrified. It’s the part of mankind that returning monsters in Dr Who are so good at exploiting to divide and conquer, the paranoia that someone else is doing better than you are. Even The Doctor’s not immune, seeing a whole host of old monsters (including the Obvious, like Daleks and Cybermen, but also the less obvious like ‘The War Machines’, a Zarbi from ‘The Web Planet’ and Koquillion from ‘The Rescue’ amazingly enough, apparently taken from the Doctor’s memories at random, unless its more his embarrassment at having been outsmarted by such weedy adversaries; sensibly they skip previous story ‘Terror Of The Autons’, as out of context a tiny doll with fangs isn’t the most immediately scary thing the Dr ever faced) and the burning fire of a destroyed Earth from Houghton’s other script ‘Inferno’, a reminder of what’s at stake if The Doctor ever loses and how easily things can go wrong.



Seemingly invented by the civil service to free up prisons The Keller machine is meant to rehabilitate even the worst prisoners by robbing them of their darkness, of making life better for them. A kindness you might think, except when some of the prisoners we see come out of the machine they have nothing left in their heads and they’re just empty, their personalities stripped away from them – and how is that any better than murder? And aren’t the prisoners just extreme versions of what everyone suffers from, full of dark impulses that drive our lives? What would be left of us if our subconscious fears were taken away too? Dr Who is a series that deep down is all about free will, of letting people from all planets choose their own path while being aware of what ripples they cause for the people around them, of trying to find a middle ground of compromise where everyone is happy and people who would exterminate you are exterminated in return. Much of Dr Who is about how you can’t separate what makes mankind great from what makes him, well, human and fallible, the thing that sets us apart from Gods and (sometimes) timelords, how none of have the right to say if someone else is truly evil. But at the same time it’s not an easy question to answer. More people would be safe with our hardened criminals taken off our streets. Living in prison is not much of a life as it is. That’s the great thing about ‘The Mind Of Evil’ – other episodes around it are clear cut: stop the fracking, stop the Autons, stop The Master. But like the best of other stories in this era (‘The Silurians’ ‘Ambassadors Of Death’ even ‘Claws Of Axos’ a little bit) there are no easy answers to this story, a deeper conundrum that simply waving a sonic screwdriver can’t solve. If we had the capacity to brainwash people with kindness should we use it? Or would that in itself be unkind? (Houghton said he was thinking of Anthony Burgess’ ‘A Clockwork Orange’ at the time, whose a far worse criminal in a far worse dystopia than Barnham in 1970s/1980s Britain).   



The Master wasn’t in the first draft of Houghton’s script which really was all  about the machine but it was only natural that the production team would want to include their new toy in a story all about evil. He’s still on the run following ‘Terror Of The Autons’ and spent the past six months plotting his revenge by doing what this Doctor never could, worming his way into the establishment by charm so that he can get near the machine and basically treat it like a hoover so that it blows the evil in people’s faces instead of sucking them up. The machine can then be used to taunt you with your greatest phobias that appear so strong that they physically kill you by causing you to physically manifest what you’re most afraid of, even causing men to drown in a dry room (I know the feeling – I have mine whenever I catch a TOTP re-run The Spice Girls are on). As with all great technological breakthroughs the machine isn’t evil as its neutral, but in the wrong hands The Keller Machine can be used to make good people bad, as much as bad people good. The great irony of all this is that, if people only knew what he was capable of, then they’d be turning the machine on The Master and locking him up, but no – thanks to (made up) contacts (does The Master have his own psychic paper we never see? It would explain a lot) and his brilliant ability to act The Master is the one pointing the machine passing judgement on everyone else. And isn’t that the truth of how the world works at it’s worst? (Houghton doesn’t make a big thing of it but I’m willing to bet that he’s passing judgement on crooked judges and politicians here, the people who are worse criminals than the people in the prisons because at least they’re ‘honest’ about what they did rather than trying to hush it up).The Master really is the antithesis of The Doctor in this early era, happy to be an establishment figure to The Doctor’s rebel who wouldn’t want to belong to any establishment who would have him, a man (at least in this era) who can bring out the worst in people rather than their best. The story makes great ploy too of the fact that The Master is the biggest evil around who deserves to be locked up himself but whose suave and clever enough to stay out of trouble, befriending the hoi polloi so that he becomes untouchable (it’s so good an idea he gets banged up for real in ‘The Sea Devils’).



There’s an even bigger phobia underlying ‘The Mind Of Evil’ though, that our ‘enemies’ with whom we’re locked in a stalemate are about to turn suddenly wicked, becoming the nasty people we secretly always feared they were, as the background to this story is a peace conference (one hosted by UNIT soldiers, weirdly). The threat in this story isn’t that The Master will use the Keller machine on everyone on Earth (that sounds like a big job even for him) but that The Master will unleash it at a peace conference and instead unleash war, using mankind’s paranoia to destroy ourselves for him (and presumably an exiled Doctor along with us) and turn our learned, noble leaders on to the powers of war (and yes, we did actually have some politicians to admire back then, although today this feels like the most scifi aspect of the plot). This was an idea that happened when the writer was looking for extra ideas and asked his wife if she had any and it’s a masterstroke (she plays Captain Chin Lee in this story so had a lot to do with how it turned out). We’ve said a few times already that Dr Who was a cold war baby, created when JFK was president and ending less than a month after the fall of the Berlin Wall (the closest the slow collapse of the Soviet empire came to having a fixed end date). Even in a series full of little cold wars past present and future this is the big one in many ways: very much recognisable as ‘our’ world and with an Earthly threat down the other end. It even uses a real missile, codename ‘Bloodhound’, a Thunderbird 2 SAGW missile on loan from the 36th Heavy Air Defence Regiment, thanks to Berry Letts ringing up the RAF and dropping into casual conversation how much co-operation he’d got from the army and would they fancy joining in too now they had a fulltime armed force of their own in Who? I mean just look at it, it’s huge (and dangerous enough that only the troops themselves were allowed to handle it): these are the stakes we’re fighting for here, because there’s no way we’re going to survive either side dropping something that size (and surely no sight is less likely to have lots of little Whovians running down their local recruitment offices which were a sort of more benign version of the Keller Machine’s brainwashing, though honestly even in the 1970s the DW fanbase was more likely to grow up to be the people at the peace conference than the soldiers, however much we loved The Brigadier. Seriously, did nobody in charge actually watch these programmes and realise how anti-war Dr Who was and is?!) This was a time when everyone watching feared a sudden escalation into an all-out war, when one wrong or misinterpreted move by either side of the twin superpowers could see everyone evaporated overnight, with the world perpetually poised a single press of a button and a forty second pause before annihilation. Rumours were rife (many of them confirmed after the cold war ended) about how close both sides had come to making a mistake via malfunction or mistake and how disaster had only been averted by soldiers who actually went against the rulebook and refused to press the final button. How much worse, then, when you have a third power meddling and trying to deliberately create havoc?



Houghton isn’t quite as on the nose to make the ‘other’ side out to be Russians though. For now The Chinese are sadly an inevitable replacement yet the safest choice given that China had enough of a sense of humour not to storm The BBc in protest (unlike, say, France or Germany), from a phobia that still hangs over from the days of Victorian London when they were the shadowy unknowable other  (see ‘The Talons Of Weng Chiang’ for more casual racism  from the 1970s): complete rubbish of course as any time spent round people from any country will show you, as humans are the same deep down, just with different cultural heritages, costumes and food, but to many viewers who were old enough to have lived through a world war (maybe even two) it was easy enough to remember the propaganda that once told you that. The use of China as a ‘villain’ also taps into another long held stereotype left over from the olden days, that the Chinese were the masters of drugs and probably had some really powerful ones they could use to bring out the darker forces inside man, just like The Keller Machine. Even though it was the Americans who’d started using lsd and tried mind-controlling agents on their own troops . As a connecting link it was also a common rumour that prison wardens were required to put bromide in the tea of their male prisoners to cut down on all that testosterone and make them easier to control, having tested it during WW1 (itself the cause of great moral debate: was it an infringement of their civil rights, or had they given those rights up on committing a crime and it was worth it to keep everyone else safe?) In this context testosterone is the Keller machine, responsible for sudden aggressive impulses. Officially they never ever have by the way, but it’s a rumour that still persists to this day (so how do you account for lower testosterone that most prisoners and a lot of army recruits report? Well for both it has been explained away by the changed diets, forced exercise and in the case of prisoners the extra sleep because you can get rid of their sentence quicker that way. I must admit I’m not convinced by any of that).



So, yet again in Dr Who, our real villain is ourselves and The Master is only exaggerating what’s already there. One of the great things about ‘The Mind Of Evil’ is that the threat is even closer to home than it was in the parallel world of ‘Inferno’. This isn’t a parallel world this time – it’s our world, in the here and now, in UNIT’s pretty-much contemporary time period (give or take a decade. Sometimes). Houghton’s comment on the justice system, that so often locks up the victims rather than the perpetrators, is new ground for Dr Who and a more than worthy point to make. Particularly in this period when the Doctor, the outright goodie, is locked up – a victim of his own crazy justice system back on Earth - and The Master is free to go anywhere. It even ends with the colossal miscarriage of justice that sees The Master free to run off while The Doctor is stuck despite his good intentions and morality. Setting so much of a child-friendly series in as brutal a place as a prison is a brave move but it pays off: the location filming looks really good. The story goes that the production office rang up the home office and asked to film in a real prison but were turned down curtly straight away: it would give away too many secrets and be a logistical nightmare. Besides what prisons were empty enough? Everything was full – and they flaming didn’t have a Keller machine they could use! And no they weren’t going to let prisoners do something fun like film for Dr Who! So instead the 11th century fortress Dover Castle in Kent filling in for the fictional Stangmoor Prison, a word combination of the real English prison ‘Strangeways’ and ‘Dartmoor’) and it looks really good without being as implausible as it may seem now: until the 2nd World war and in some cases beyond it was normal to have the local Medieval castle double as a prison. A few lines from script editor Terrance Dicks to cover this and away we go! The castle was probably chosen because it was also nice and near to an RAF hangar at RAF Swingate which the production team had been allowed to use free of charge, with troops made available as extras treating it as a training exercise, just like the army cadets in ‘The Invasion’ (and the navy seals in ‘The Sea Devils’ to come). It’s not just the outside though: the interior studio sets too are impressively realistic and claustrophobic and just like the real thing. By now it’s become the usual sort of padding to have The Doctor or companion locked up in a cell somewhere and they all look the same, i.e. flimsy, but this is a real sets of cells in a real prison that really do feel impenetrable. It’s a smart move putting Dr Who somewhere it had never been before and yet which feels so ‘right’ and seeing The Doctor butt heads against ignorant prison wardens makes a nice change from him butting heads against ignorant civil servants. There are two big action sequences during the prison riots and while having a second gets repetitive they both look impressive, more real and visceral than usual for Who with a lot of extras involved (real troops in the first one who, due to a misunderstanding, turn up in their own uniforms rather than the prison gear made for them; the second is a last minute replacement when Durham Film Labs which always processed Dr Who negatives was involved in an accident where part of the building toppled over, leaving some of the films they were working on at the time exposed to the air, including a part of ‘The Mind Of Evil’. Several feet of film were lost, leading the crew to film themselves running around; that’s the director himself in the dark glasses running around and looking a bit lost). There’s even a helicopter for the first time since ‘The Enemy Of The World’, at great such great expense that it pushed this story way over budget (and got the director into a whole heap of trouble). 



Great as the moral background is though, excellent as it looks on screen, it’s in the characterisation where this story comes alive, especially when The Doctor and The Master are butting heads. While they spoke in ‘Terror’ most of that story was The Doctor trying to overcome obstacles The Master kept putting in his way, like a giant game of Mousetrap (made out of plastic). This story is a much more direct confrontation, a chess game between two masters of the sport and Roger Delgado is immediately the single biggest threat we’ve seen in the series since The Daleks came along. While The Doctor has been butting heads and largely getting nowhere in his exile living off The Brigadier’s handouts The Master has been enjoying himself, making the most of all the temptations of humanity and the status symbols like the big limousines and the big fat cigars. He’s at home in this mixed up corruptible world in a way the more moral Doctor could never be and makes the most of it. Last time we saw The Master he was a circus freak but now he has the power of the entire establishment behind him. He’s a total fraud whose impressive enough at disguises to become seen as the real thing, utterly convinced of his own brilliance where The Doctor is still coming to terms with his faults. This darker, moodier, more driven Master plays even more to Roger Delgado’s strengths that the wickedly colourful bounder of ‘Terror Of the Autons’, giving him more scope to look good while being naughty. The sparring between Roger Delgado and Jon Pertwee is so often the highlight of a 3rd Doctor story but rarely more than here where they clash so brilliantly, so different and yet so the same, so equally committed to their cause, stubborn, tenacious and clever. You really do get the sense that both of them relish the challenge of fighting someone else as clever as them, the same way that prize fighters relish the challenge of pitting themselves against the best rather than ‘easy’ fights, because they both know they have to raise their game from who they’re used to fighting. For the first time, though, we also get a glimpse of what drives The Master on quite this hard: after all his plan involved him spending six whole months plotting revenge on The Doctor (while later stories reveal just how impatience he is). The best moment in the entire story comes midway through when you even begin to feel a little sorry for this would-be dictator, whose accidentally trapped when the Keller machine switches itself on. The Master’s phobia is telling: a giant hologram of The Doctor laughing at him. For yes despite the charm, despite the respectability, despite the planet-sized ego, The Master is driven by failure, just like most of us. It’s a wonder the machine isn’t full after pulling just a few seconds’ worth of evil out of his brain. Until now we haven’t had a chance to learn a lot about The Master and till now he’s just been another one of many colossal threats, but this story makes it clear just how personal this vendetta is and turns him into more than just another villain to become most fans’ favourite psychopath. It also ties into the overall arching theme of what we do with our worst criminals. Really The Master is as much a prisoner of his own darkest deepest fears as the prisoners sentenced to undergoing treatment with the Keller machine: the hint is that The Master wasn’t made that way, but created. How much of a hand competition with The Dr had in making him turn out the way he did? Though he doesn’t mention the drumming in his head from 36 years later this is visibly the same confused, warped alien we see in David Tennant’s day, who isn’t quite sure what he’s doing but can’t stop himself from doing it.



It’s a new twist on an age-old Dr Who theme: be kind, even to people who aren’t kind themselves, because perhaps they’ve never been shown it (and might have turned out differently if they had). Though the ‘Buddhist’ feel of this era hasn’t got going properly yet (Barry Lets’ first script ‘The Daemons’ won’t be transmitted till the end of the year) it’s fully in keeping with other 3rd Dr stories that ask big questions about karma and the natural, unhealthy, unbreakable cycle people doing bad things to other people has ripple effects that causes them to lash out at other people. It makes for a clever contrast too: The Doctor has himself knows what it’s like to be trapped, having been exiled by his own people, sentenced to imprisonment to one particular place and time (he’s noticeably much more patient with the prisoners in this story than he is the jailors in charge of them – or with his friends; this is a snappish exasperated Doctor whose got more than a touch of The master inside him, especially when he snaps at poor Jo as he does repeatedly across this story) and we really feel his frustrations in this story as he lashes out at the people around him, a victim of his environment and circumstances every bit as much as the prisoners, both before and after The Keller Machine is switched on. Just because his cell is a bit bigger and his conditions a bit freer doesn’t make it any easier for someone used to travelling across all time and space to be stuck here. Exile, for The Doctor, is much how they say prison is: its impossible to defeat the system and get your freedom before your time is up, but it is possible to get little victories while you’re there, like defeating the aliens that come your way. As a result you really feel it when The Doctor loses this one and The Master rings him up to rub his face in it and understand his grouchiness even when you can’t condone it. For this is a series that’s stopped being black and white now its no longer made that way but in colour, with even the hero open to temper tantrums. Similarly The Brigadier is painted both ways, as a boss dishing out orders that are unfair and a man prepared to do his part rather than just sending his troops into harm’s way (it seems most odd that an underling like Benton would be put in charge of a peace conference while The Brigadier goes off to storm a prison but it’s a great moment for The Brigadier as a character, as he saves The Doctor instead of the other way round for once. Complete with Doctor or Master-style disguises – they should have let Nicholas Courtney do much more of this, he’s brilliant!) It’s even better for Jo, the one character in all of Who that can plausibly be a purist goodie with no bad tendencies whatsoever (that we see, anyway: it would be interesting to see what The Keller machine would show her. A cut scene in the script has Jo facing bats, though it would be in keeping with the character if her big fear is letting everyone down and putting her friends in danger, as she nearly did when she was brainwashed in ‘Terror’). Forget the later stories where she can only look googly-eyes at the people around her and ask them for help; in this story you see why UNIT allow her to stay on the payroll: she’ll do anything to save her friends and working on her own initiative rather than sitting around waiting to be rescued.   She’s also there as the Dr’s moral compass when he occasionally forgets the real people caught up in The Master’s plot and like Rose to come her compassion is by far her most interesting trait, without the judgement of the people around her (just look at the way she befriends converted mass-murderer Barnham, seeing him as the defenceless  simpleton he’s become rather than the cruel beast of the past. In a story that keeps asking big questions of our morals, of who we should be and how we should act when we all have a little bit of the darker impulses inside us all, Houghton’s answer is definitely to ‘be more like Jo’.     



Like all things in the early Pertwee stories this is a great ensemble piece though where everyone is taking things seriously and all the guest cast shine. Neil McCarthy is superb in the tricky part of Barnham, whose believable both as the pre-machine rough thug who probably eats kittens for breakfast and the post-machine sweetheart who wouldn’t hurt a Zarbi, never mind a fly. William Marlowe as the more leaner yet meaner Mailer is also bang on the money. He was married to UNIT’s Corporal Bell, Fernanda Marlowe, at the time while following a divorce later in the decade he’ll re-marry to Roger Delgado’s widow Kismet. Pik-Sen Lim, too, gets one of the first decent parts for a genuine Chinese actress (as opposed to a Caucasian in yellow-face) on UK TV – there were so few Chinese actresses around in Britain at the time that the production team were getting desperate to cast her, until the writer chipped in to say his wife was Chinese and had an equity card; given that she’s a last minute substitute and fighting against charges of nepotism she’s excellent, utterly devoted to The Master but enough of her own person to look down on the non-Chinese speaking English with disdain (it’s a small point but the fact that the 3rd Dr is fluent in Hokkien Chinese and they actually make Pertwee speak some at speed, as if he’s been doing this his whole life, is a great little detail to remind us that this is a Dr who ended up in England by chance but is just as at home anywhere in the universe; Pik-Sen coached him in this too in her spare time as well). The smaller part of prisoner Vosper is well cast too, with Haydn Jones making the most of his few lines, usually in a double act with Barnham (where they resemble George and Lennie in John Steinbeck’s ‘Of Mice and Men’, the clever one looking after his thick friend and trying to keep him out of trouble, ultimately failing due to a misunderstanding in perhaps the first really important work of fiction that dared to ask questions about the justice system). Raymond Westwell’s prison governor too is a delight in his scenes squaring off against The Doctor, a Barrowclough by nature turned into a Mr Mackay by his constant muttering (we’re two years away from the pilot of ‘Porridge’, broadcast as part of the Ronnie Barker showcase ‘Seven Of One’ but there are times when it looks very similar indeed, especially the debate about whether criminals can ever be rehabilitated and whether they need the love of a Barrowclough or the discipline of a Mackay).   



Really, though, its the script that makes this one and it’s a tragedy that Don Houghton never wrote for the series again. He really ‘gets’ this series, the half-establishment half anti-establishment Doctor who has no patience for the human value systems around him but who naturally assumes his place is near the top and The Master who really is an establishment figure despite secretly plotting to take it down. I wish we’d seen more of these two squaring off in Houghton’s words as there’s a sophistication in ‘The Mind Of Evil’ that all their later partnerships, however fine, can never quite match again. UNIT too seem like a real army for maybe the last time, a group of soldiers who’ve effectively given up their freedom to stand by their country and Brigadier. The same for director Tim Combe, who went so spectacularly over budget Barry Letts never worked with him again after this, perhaps forgetting how much he himself went over budget making ‘The Enemy Of The World’ three years earlier): he really ‘gets’ these characters and how they work in a series neatly balanced between action and dialogue (those are his children, playing with the children of costume designer Bobi Bartlett, in the scene on the playground when Chin-Lee is up to no good and burning official papers). There’s a lot of talking in this story but it only begins to sag near the end, like many six-parters; equally there’s usually one big action moment per episode to keep things moving. The only real issue is that it is static at times. There’s so much time spent inside the prison that we begin to get stir-crazy looking at it, while the ‘peace conference’ element is never done as thoroughly or as entertainingly as the parts in the prison so we never end up caring about the bigger story (which is just noises-off) as much as the little stalemate in a single prison. Like the other long stories with multiple parts ‘Mind of Evil’ also repeats itself just that little bit too often, with the Keller machine used for three of the five cliffhangers (even the Dr doesn’t have that many phobias). The master’s second appearance is his most bonkers plan till ‘Timeflight’ (perhaps the most bonkers plan in all of Dr Who): did he really have the parasite with him when he was exiled to Earth? Did he really think he could keep total control of the Keller Machine? And if he does cause a nuclear war on Earth and The Doctor still has his dematerialisation circuit how does he think he’s going to get out of this one? This is the start of him getting desperate and sloppy in his attempts to take revenge out on The Doctor and while that’s perfectly in keeping with who The Master will become this doesn’t yet fit what we see of The Master on-screen now. Similarly UNIT are the last people who should be in charge of a peace conference: they’re used to dealing with invading aliens not diplomats. By this time the civil service have clashed with The Doctor lots of times: why don’t they seem his as a real threat to peace and tell The Brigadier to keep him away at all costs?! There are plotholes too about what the parasite inside the Keller machine really is. We get multiple explanations none of which match (take your pick from an invention subverted by The Master and an alien that feeds off the dark recesses of the mind, which seems an odd thing for evolution to do even in Dr Who. Does it eat darkness? If so why doesn’t it just see The Master as its best chance of a meal and eat him?) There’s also the much-derided dragon effect, which is supposed to menace an American delegate at the peace conference to death: Barry Letts later called this the worst effect during his time on the show and while I wouldn’t say that’s true (there’s ‘The Planet Of The Plastic Spiders’ and ‘The Invasion Of The Rubber Dinosaurs’ to name but two) it does stand out as a weak effect in an otherwise strongly made story (the cast took to calling it ‘Puff The Magic Dragon’; the director sensibly cut the scenes to a minimum). Less spoken about is the mind parasite itself, which turns out to be a pile of spaghetti covered in green washing up liquid: not the thing Keller machine-inspired fears are made of. There are times when things slow down to a crawl and the stretch of six episodes seems like a life sentence.



Still, though, there are one heck of a lot more things going for than against this story, which manages to ask all the right questions and come up with several good answers, a complex morality tale about whether men who are flawed themselves can start mucking around with people’s brains and trying to ‘correct’ them. This is, in many ways, the most ‘Doomwatch’ of Dr Who stories with the least amount of scifi mentions of any stories of the era, a more plausible story than normal about something that seems like a logical extension of where the world was going already (like all of Kit Pedler’s series in the early days when it was pitched as being the more down-to-Earth version of Who). It’s an impressively complex, subtle story from a time when most drama was about black and white villains (and funnily enough this story used to exist only in black and white right up until the DVD, when it was re-coloured using a technology that picked up on the ‘pulses’ embedded in the lines of the existing copies that seems more like magic and implausible than the Keller machine; I actually prefer a lot of the 3rd Dr stories before they were re-coloured but not this one which needs to feel ‘real’). Goodness knows why this story gets overlooked as much as it does: it covers all the ground this era of the series always did but in a slightly different way, a story with a lot to say and all the right people saying it. Dr Who won’t be this grown-up and intelligent again until Sylvester McCoy’s final year – and by then people will have been brainwashed by a Michael Grade machine, every bit as horrific as a Keller machine, into not watching or caring at all.



POSITIVES + Another of my favourite scenes in this story is when The Master is so pleased with how well his scheme is going that he takes the time to sit back in a limousine and light up a cigar, enjoying hiding in plain sight while everyone on ‘our’ side panics and goes to pieces, something which isn’t at all necessary to the plot but which tells you so much about his personality. This is a timelord who doesn’t have cigars or limousines back on Gallifrey but he’s making the most of being on Earth in the 1970s in a way the Dr would never in a million years think to do. Even the fact he has a limousine with darkened windows like some egocentric celebrity, while the Doctor has a quirky souped-up yellow car from decades ago open to the elements, tells you everything you need to know about the fundamental differences between their personalities. It’s all very clever and helped make The Master more than just a threat to the universe but arguably the threat to the universe when The Daleks weren’t around.



NEGATIVES - Given that they use it so much in this story you’d expect The Keller Machine to be one of those epic impossible-looking scifi contraptions, clearly made with alien technology that’s awe-inspiring to anyone who dares to gaze upon its casing. Instead it’s a boring grey dome that looks a bit like a tea urn on top of a box that looked like a secondhand mixing desk balanced on a trolley on wheels that looks as if the prop department created it out of leftovers in a lunch break. I mean, it’s at least partly The Master’s invention and he’s such a showman you think it would glow in the dark or ooze radioactive slime at the very least.



BEST QUOTE: Kettering: ‘Science has abolished the hangman's noose and substituted this infallible method’. Doctor: ‘People who talk about infallibility are usually on very shaky ground’.



PREQUELS/SEQUELS:
‘Open The Box’ is the name of the third and final story in the ‘UNIT: Revisitations’ box set (2018) which deals with the repercussions of the riots in Stangmoor prison and The Master’s use of the Keller machine. Chin Lee, for instance, has been scarred for life but has vowed to do good to make up for her past behaviour, the newly elected head of a company designed to offer meditation to anyone who needs it around the world to help prevent outbursts of anger amongst the population, only a mysterious creature has been hiding inside the alpha waves used in her podcasts. This is a story where the plot’s a bit ropey but the roar of the monster is terrifying in all the right ways and little bits of characterisation are really interesting, especially when the Keller Machine is switched on: Osgood is horrified by the thought of failure and letting Kate especially down, leading to a sweet scene where Kate has to calm her scientific advisor down and tell her that she’s never trusted anyone more.

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