Sunday, 1 October 2023

Terror Of The Autons: Ranking - 53

 

Terror Of The Autons

(Season 8, Dr 3 with Jo and UNIT, 2-23/1/1971, producer: Barry Letts, script editor: Terrance Dicks, writer: Robert Holmes, director: Barry Letts) 

Rank: 53

   'I'm an auton girl in an auton world, 

Made from plastic - I'm fantastic! 

I'll hand you a flower - you'll be dead within the hour 

Unless you meet my Master. Then it'll be faster! 

Call me on the phone when you're home alone 

When you'll suffocate - baby I can't wait! 

I'll send you a doll who looks just like a troll 

He's dreamy - till he gets steamy! 

And then you'll wake up dead with something wrapped around your head 

And only then you'll have caught on - you're dating an Auton!'





  


 Another story with a simple plot about plastic mannequins taking over the world a year after ‘Spearhead From Space’? Did they think we wouldn’t notice they were recycling plastic? What do they take us for? Dummies?!? Only ‘Terror Of The Autons’ is much more than just a facsimile of what happened just four stories earlier and the characters we meet this time around are much more than just mannequins. This is effectively another re-boot for the series now that the Barry Letts/Terrance Dicks era feel more comfortable and the producer is firmly in charge rather than playing catch-up, taking the elements of the ‘Earthbound’ format they feel are working (most of the same writers and actors, with a few important new additions) and dropping a few things that aren’t (the longer stories and the more adult cerebral feel). Mostly, though, it’s a victory lap: Dr Who was due to be cancelled following ‘Inferno’ if the viewing figures were still as low as they had been by season six but they’ve doubled and in some cases tripled and there’s a growing sense of confidence that this relatively new to TV production team know what they’re doing. Oddly enough the show becomes more contradictory: more child-friendly yet also more immediately scary, with an Earthbound format that features a new timelord in a central position and even though there are some of the most adult themes ever in the series coming up, that can match the intelligent horror of anything happening over on the BBC’s big new rival ‘Doomwatch’, the show has never been closer to its cartoon appearances in ‘TV Comic’ and it’s new home ‘Countdown’ (aka ‘TV Action’). Indeed even The Radio Times picked up on this, advertising the new season of Who with a ‘cartoon’ version of the story on the front cover (with The Master’s picture largest, much to Pertwee’s chagrin as his co-star hadn’t even been on telly yet and a lot of fans only half paying attention saw the Dr Who logo and wondered if his part had been re-cast). As happened last time the Autons are a nice easy concept we can understand straight away so we can be introduced to all the new toys that have been added to the box. The 3rd Dr’s still there of course, but he’s re-written as a cuddlier, friendlier figure, a benevolent uncle rather than a stern grandfather. The Brigadier is still nominally in charge but he’s more of a partner in crime from now on than an obstacle who puts saving his planet by any means before listening to timelords. Benton is the one fixed point in a changing world, but is getting more space to be Benton than he ever had before. And there are no less than three new characters to meet.


There’s a new captain to replace the sundry interchangeable ‘Jimmys’ that the show has kept giving us. Mike Yates is a slightly more complex Benton, a dashing hero who’s more capable of thinking for himself and doing the dashing around the Brig used to do. He doesn’t really work as a character until he becomes (spoilers) an unlikely betrayer a couple of years later, something they couldn’t really have done with the Brig or Benton, but he adds to the feeling of ‘family’ in the UNIT era, the gawky teenager finding independence. Yates seems an odd sort of character to introduce in retrospect, given that he doesn’t actually get to do much with so many characters sharing the limelight and the intended romance with Jo is a non-starter. I never understood why they didn’t simply try that dynamic with Benton, who has more chemistry with the new companion that Richard Franklin ever will. Officially Yates was introduced after Letts saw some old stories and thought the Ian/Barbara Ben/Polly and Jamie/Victoria/Zoe dynamic worked well, though it might well be to have a ‘senior officer’ in play to cover Nicholas Courtney’s occasional bouts of depression and take the pressure off him if he needed it (it’s at its worst in this story, with scenes re-written when Courtney was at his worst – losing his best friend at filming, Caroline John, and having new members of the cast probably didn’t help his often shaky confidence as an actor. To his credit Pertwee realised this and started spending more time with him, the pair becoming firm friends from this era on – despite all the story’s about Jon’s vanity and ego, he was a sensitive soul with a big heart who was loyal to the people he admired. Other stars would have tried to get him sacked for showing weakness; Tom Baker for one).


Then there’s Jo Grant, someone who’s the opposite of Liz Shaw’s feminist from the last series in so many ways, inexperienced and enthusiastic, loyal to a fault and automatically taking the Doctor’s side from the second she meets him. To some she’s a backwards step after Zoe’s massive intelligence and Liz’s university credentials, but Jo Grant is our ‘eyes’ and ears’ inside UNIT, asking all the questions everyone else knows the answers to already. She plays up to the ‘paternal’ side of the 3rd Doctor’s character and allows the writers to give him some softer moments, starting with the moment he tries to sack her and finds he can’t.   More out of her depth more than anyone we’ve seen on the show outside Jamie (who she’s like in more ways than people realise) Jo could so easily have been irritating, a backwards step in a series trying to reach a new level of sophistication and keep up with the children who’d grown into adults during the 1960s, but instead she’s endearing: Katy Manning is too warm and likeable for anyone to be annoyed with. She’s no drip either: usually companions in Who get less interesting as time goes on and writer’s make each one more generic, but Jo stays true to her goofy hippie principles from first to last and keeps surprising us, with sudden moments of being tough or independent or sudden abilities we haven’t seen before (she’s even better at escapology in this story than The Doctor!) She’s as clumsy as Ryan will be later (before he came along I had her and Harry down as the first dyspraxics on the show) but she’s a lot more independent and fiercely courageous, usually when someone she cares for is in trouble. To an extent Jo is entirely Katy’s creation: the draft scripts for this year were written with a tougher ‘Emma Peel’ type of companion in mind, a cool blonde bombshell (which is why Jo suddenly has these moments of power and toughness) but after a full day of auditioning actresses who all looked and sounded the same Letts was tickled by Katy’s audition where she was the archetypal dizzy blonde who turned up late, walked into the table and improvised her script as she’d left her glasses at home and couldn’t see. She was always accident prone: she deserved some luck after losing a promising five year contract with MGM films by having a nasty car crash before filming was due to start, when she got dropped (you can still see her leg scars in some shots, though not in this story). By chance Jon Pertwee had seen her in the BBC foyer working on another job and had suggested his producer ‘get someone like her’ for the role, little knowing she’d already applied for the audition. Even so Katy had a rude awakening, falling over during a running sequence on her first day of shooting and tearing a ligament (talk about method acting!), which is why Jo is randomly sits down across a lot of this story, with a line added about Jo hurting herself during her fall from the coach (although she’s limping way before this, poor thing). Pertwee took to her immediately, rounding on the production assistant who joked they’d have to replace her (which, had he known it or not, happened to be Nicholas John, her predecessor Caroline’s brother) – that sense of protection never left for the rest of their time on the show together.
Although she’s also capable of being protective to The Doctor, seeing past his extra centuries and authoritarian ways to realise he’s as lost as she is sometimes (this sets her out as different to Liz, who acted more his ‘equal’ but yet seemed more in awe of him; Jo sees him as a superior in most things but happy to take charge where he isn’t, such as knowing how to handle people). She’s instantly perfect – not for UNIT of course, having the first day from hell (it’s not everyone who nearly blows up their bosses on their first day of work hypnotised or not, while her first scene sees her upsetting the Doctor’s experiment with my second favourite insult in DW that I use more than I should: ‘You ham-fisted bun vendor!’, a line beaten only by ‘Brain Of Morbius’ ‘Chicken-brained biological disaster’) and not for the Doctor (who spends their first episode trying to break it to her that she’s hopeless as his new assistant), but perfect for us at home, a warm-hearted character we can love and root for in amongst the straight-laced soldiers. Even The Master (the black sheep of the UNIT family) develops a soft spot for Jo and will later ask after her, without the taunts of other companions the way he does, say, Tegan, Peri or Bill.


Then again this first Master, making his debut here too, is not like the other incarnations, he’s a gentleman who’s just pretending to be gentle, not a ranting psychopath or borderline insane like the others. We know the Doctor is predictably good, but The Master is never predictably evil (not yet anyway); instead he’s the Doctor’s mirror opposite because he is unpredictable and you never know whether he’s going to charm, snarl or hypnotize his way out of trouble.  The threat of The Master comes from the fact that he always feels in control and can schmooze anybody, while The Doctor struggles to keep his emotions in check, ruffling feathers of people in power that The Master knows just how to charm. Roger Delgado is instantly perfect too, the Doctor’s mirror rather than his equal and full of all the qualities he doesn’t have, there to destroy the establishment while pretending to uphold it as The Doctor (trying to save everyone) is seen as outside it. The Doctor’s response to hearing The Master has followed him to Earth is that ‘that jackanapes causes nothing but trouble’, but The Master is someone who can join in with the status quo and disrupt it from the inside in a way the 3rd Dr never could. That makes him the perfect foe for this particular Earthbound Dr, whose fought off interchangeable bureaucrats till now without any of them really sticking in the memory – The Master, though, is impossible to forget (its all too easy to empathise with the people he hypnotises left right and centre, especially in this story – I can’t take my eyes off Roger Delgado either). The Master knows when to keep quiet and be subservient when he has to be, to blend in, to hide in the background which the most flamboyant of all Doctors could never do. His character was invented after Barry and Terrance met to discuss the next year and realised that, rather than trying to introduce a similar but different baddy each week, they could have one versatile character who could team up with anyone. Barry knew just who to play him too, an old friend he’d once crossed swords with during his acting days (literally in the series ‘Francis Drake’; one of the reasons Barry’s stint was such a happy one was that he saw actors as fellow creatives rather than people who got in the way of deadlines and budgets like other producers) and who he’d reluctantly turned down for one role already for not being quite right (we don’t know which one but I’d like to think it was Channing from ‘Spearhead In Space’ – The Master is the same character exaggerated and more ‘Human’, if that’s not an odd thing to say about a timelord). Delgado was only too happy, having worked with Pertwee before too and keen to get away from his typecasting as ‘shifty foreigners’ to play a ‘shifty alien’ (actually Delgado is an East End Londoner, the only Londoner in this era of the show, but his Spanish dad and Belgian mum have him exotic looking genetics. He isn’t Turkish, as some guidebooks assume though he played many Turkish roles). Letts encouraged Terrance Dicks and Robert Holmes to write the character around him rather than find an actor to fit. Roger was a truly sublime bit of casting, with moments of pure evil and great anger and frustration with the universe that peek out behind the curtain of civility just enough to keep us and the Doctor guessing. Strange, too, that The Master should signify a first move away from the most ‘Quatermassy’ period of the show, even though Roger Delgado was the only Who actor who was actually in it! (he’s the journalist in ‘II’, the one set in Carlisle).


Interestingly we first meet The Master in a circus, which seems odd compared to his usual roles as Vicars, Scientists and Examiners where he’s generally high up the social pecking order. It still kind of fits though: this first incarnation is a showman, a ringmaster, one who’s firmly in control of his acts and pulls all their strings with a combination of titbits, whips and brainwashing. The fakeness of this carnival world reflects the way The Master can blend in with the real world by hiding his real self, which is why the plastic Autons are such a good fit for him – they’re different sides to the same coin, as he’s an intelligent Auton who can think for himself but is never ‘real’ and authentic in this world the way the Doctor always is at his core. He’s a plastic Doctor if you will, a mannequin dressed up in similar clothes but who’s warmth is all for show. Circuses in literature tend to be the ‘opposite’ of modern industrial life; they’re the romantic image that people run away to, where you work just as hard but t something colourful and bright rather than grey and drab. It’s the sort of place people look down on but secretly want to be in, ‘separate’ from society with its own set hierarchy and roles, often used by satirists as a metaphor for the ‘real’ establishment with its fake roles and the seriousness with which it takes daft jobs like lion-taming or throwing custard pies (woe betide anyone who doesn’t pull their weight in the circus, except the boss who is stereotypically lazy but too high up the ‘food chain’ to criticise). It’s very much the opposite of the establishment that The Master pretends to come from, with some nice sub-plots from a typically anarchic Holmes that it’s all a con anyway, that all people in the ‘establishment’ are clowns and circus freaks who ran away in a different direction. The civil servants in this story are even more out of their depth than usual and try to stop The Doctor at every turn, before he reveals he’s one of them (with lots of blackmailing digs at ‘Tubby’ Rowlands, the very nickname suggesting a life of comfort and excess, cut off from the ‘real’ world). Jo is a nepo baby foisted on The Brigadier because of her Uncle at the United Nations even though she’s patently hopeless and the last person who should be there (a typically clever Holmes line has Jo protest about taking general science A level in episode one then admitting she flunked it a few episodes later. Holmes, who always had a bee in his bonnet about how poor Britain’s education system was and how it was who you know that got you decent jobs rather than what you know, even plays this theme out between his two timelords, when The Master gets a better grade in ‘cosmic science’, even though The Doctor clearly understands how the ‘cosmos’ works better than The Master ever will). Even for Homes this script is stuffed with brilliant one-loners designed to cut the pomposity of authority down to size, from The Doctor moaning to Jo that ‘sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms’ to his cutting description of the upper classes obsessed by money, although the best scene might be when The Doctor, despite four stories and counting of butting heads against The Brigadier, praises him to his bosses and wishes they’d work as hard.
The Master’s plan is to take over a radio telescope and a plastic factory where he’s been in league with the Nestene consciousness. Characteristically it’s as convoluted as all future Master plans to come (like I say, a showman). While plastic is everywhere and by rights the Nestene could take over everyone in one go they’re really a distraction, with humanity in such a panic at the sudden death of 50,000 people that they don’t notice the mass invasion. The nestene just need to warm up the plastic (which Dicks changed from the original plan that they would be kick-started by rain, adding a note to Holmes that any alien race intelligent and observant enough to be a threat would know not to rely on British weather!) Oddly (for character reasons if not plot purposes) this Doctor who has happily wiped out Daleks, Cybermen and Ice Warriors never quite got round to destroying the nestene consciousness last time, feeling it would be ‘tantamount to murder’ (has he learned nothing from leaving the similar Great Intelligence spheres intact at the end of ‘The Abominable Snowmen’ and causing ‘The Web Of Fear’?!) Once more the Autons are a more plausible substitute for The Yeti, deadly killer mannequins who make sense in ‘our’ world. While there’s no single scene as iconic as the one of the Autons breaking through the shop windows in ‘Spearhead’, this story ups the ante with several new deadly inventions: plastic dolls that come to life, plastic daffodils (like the ones religious movements liked handing out to travellers at airports and train stations), a even killer phone cords (a real shame the Dr didn’t bring one of our era mobiles back to his laboratory or he’d have been spared a cliffhanger). Once again Homes writes a story that juggles a general feeling of despair at how much plastic tat is ending up in society and making life seem artificial and false with the jumpscares that this story could happen to you – every home would have something plastic nearby to the person watching this on TV. In fact we even have a plastic sofa that suffocates its victims (you see kids – even your hiding place behind your sofa isn’t safe! Holmes, who has by now properly caught up with the history of a series he barely knew existed when his debut script  ‘The Krotons’ was passed on to production team by ‘Out Of The Unknown’, throws in another injoke, of having part of this story take place in an actual quarry being an actual quarry for a change).


While, presumably, the bodyless Nestene consciousness is asexual, this one seems to identify more as a 1970s kind of girly girl given that its swapped playing around with 1970s boyish past-times like, umm, playing with balls for trolls. The starting point came when Holmes was given a Christmas present that really left him scratching his head: one of the Danish ‘good luck’ trolls that had been all the rage across the 1960s. They’d been created by John Dam in 1959 when he couldn’t afford to buy his little girl a present so made one instead, but all her friends wanted one too so he created a business that spread across Denmark to the rest of the world (where they tended to be better known as ‘Those Dam Trolls’). To their fans they were a sort of anti-doll, an ugly baby that fitted the 1960s (and very Dr Who) idea that everything was worthy of love and they became quite popular with boys as a ‘toy’ to care for that didn’t necessarily mean they’d be teased for being feminine (‘Look at this ugly mug, my toy’s going to eat your doll up! No don’t cry Mr Uglymug, here’s a hug when nobody’s looking….) Holmes, though didn’t understand the appeal of something so ugly and claimed it wasn’t the sort of thing you gave someone you liked so much as someone you wanted to kill. Having got this first idea, in quick succession he found his detergent had come with a free plastic flower he hadn’t asked for, he spotted a hideous plastic chair in a local furniture store and saw a warning on a TV advert about the dangers of plastic bags and children. So, after a story about plastic mannequins, this is a new twist on the old idea of Dr Who making the ordinary extraordinary, only this story goes a stage further than pretty much any other and makes ordinary household objects deadly. Some of the deaths in this story are gruesome indeed (Poor Farrel! Michael Wisher is superb in his second DW appearance, in a humane part the complete opposite of Davros) and one of two times Dr Who maybe goes a bit too far (alongside ‘Deadly Assassin’s drowning). These deaths aren’t poignant cerebral horrors that happen at a distance: the camera lingers on each and every one, as we see the suffering up close and having them be household objects come to life rather than something obviously ‘fantastical’ made them a new level of scary to viewers of a certain age. The Dailys Mail and Telegraph both ran campaigns about how scary the show had become, instigating a deluge of letters (there had only been two before the articles were published), Scotland Yard wrote in protesting that children would now be afraid of approaching policeman after one turns out to be an Auton and for the first of a handful of times Dr Who was even mentioned in the House of (time?) Lords, in a debate about mass media, Baroness Bacon (no, seriously) raising the point that Dr Who was on too early for young children. Letts admitted they’d gone too far after getting a letter from an anxious parent concerned their children had stopped going to bed with their dolls in case they tried to strangle them in the night and never tried anything quite like this again.
There’s a place for visceral horror in Dr Who though and scaring children is good for them, as long as it’s done in the right way and surrounded by a comforting family (as Letts always emphasised Dr Who should be seen). All drama series need dramatic tension and having something come to life that a child understands is far more immediate than something happening on an alien world. It’s a way of practising how to be safe, of recognising peril and what to do about it and being aware that the world can be a scary place, but with an element of ‘fun’.

 After all, the violence in this story is never gratuitous; it’s always a natural part of the story and the evil that The Doctor definitively defeats. Despite the ‘real’ location too, this story is also more obviously a fantasy cartoon, full of larger than life characters in a setting that never feels quite ‘real’. Putting all this against a circus is a masterstroke, as children are already inclined towards the idea that the normal rules of life don’t apply there (or did in 1970s when circuses were still relatively common), where everything is topsy turvy and you can see animals up close that are kept behind protective cages in zoos. There isn’t one in Tarminster by the way, if you were thinking of running away and joining up -  actually it’s Barry Roberts’ Travelling Circus, which let the production team film during a special ‘extra day’ or two after a performance at Ley Bridge Road, Leyton. Pertwee had worked with Barry before and took him out for ‘extra lunches’, wangling just a basic fee and a credit for the circus that was sure to get fans flocking in return for cameo appearances by most of the circus -  only the ‘Strongman’ is an actor, Roy Stewart who’d been ‘Toberman’ in ‘Tomb Of The Cyberman’ (though Katy, for one, was horrified at the state of the animals and complained to Letts, who secretly agreed – they talked about ‘accidentally’ setting the animals free at the end of filming but never did). The Master’s very cartoony threat, of the tissue compression eliminator’ (not that it’s called that by name until ‘Time-Flight’) is the perfect horrible ‘death’ for this character to bring too: he can take even leading authority figures and tear them down to size, his ego bigger than anyone and the scenes of Humans shrunk to dolls and abandoned in lunchboxes is a memorably gruesome image. 


Also few stories deliver such horror with quite so much brightness and glee as this story does: one of the things Letts wanted to change was the relative drabness of season seven, figuring that Dr Who would be a great series to exploit for the new colour TV craze. This isn’t some lurking shadow in some dimly lit basement but an invasion in full daylight and technicolour, it’s a horror that’s brought out into the open and seen in all its glory. And what glory! There are reds and oranges and yellows and greens galore and it’s arguably the first time Who has been this in yer-face about being colourful. Ironically, even though the ‘real world’ is in colour, somehow this makes it far more cartoony than half-seeing something in shadows in black-and-white. Sometimes it feels there’s a bit too much colour in fact, as if the series has been given ‘artificial flavourings’ that have exaggerated it, like it’s a pencil drawing that’s been coloured in by a madman (to an extent it has: technically what we have today isn’t quite what went out on air as this story was the second of three Pertwee stories to be re-colourised in 1992-93 using black-and-white copies and ‘dots’ left in the original that point to the initial colours and feels like witchcraft to me. While ‘The Daemons’ looks good in some scenes and less so in others and ‘The Mind Of Evil’ looks better in black-and-white anyway, ‘Terror Of The Autons’ is screaming out to be in colour and looks nothing in monochrome). ‘Terror’ is a colourful story full of images designed to stamp themselves into your memory banks long after the story finishes. It might not be the deepest or most thoughtful story, but boy is it imaginative and exciting. Even as a big fan of the more intellectual season seven, coming to this story after three fairly lengthy and slow talky stories in a row it’s a revelation, a reminder of just how vibrant Who can be.


Talking of memories there’s a lot this story recycles, not just from ‘Spearhead’ but from ‘The Invasion’, where the baddy bites off more than he can chew and had to get the Dr’s help to put things right again (whose the dummy now then, eh?!) This story also shares those two story’s use of radio technology and a memorable showdown around a telescope, a tiny battle on an insignificant planet against the backdrop of mankind’s vision of just how big and wide this universe is, rightly becomes such an iconic image in the series they try it again with ‘Logopolis’ (the sadder, older, wiser, pastel version of this story where The Master comes back from the dead). That’s in the future though: for now, in the present, this is a cracking story where the stakes are high, the baddy is the greatest evil genius around, the goodie is pushed to his limits trying to stop him and there are some terrific lines from Robert Holmes at his funniest, delivering the wry sense of humour for which he’ll become famous after a few false(ish) starts with easily the best of his first four scripts. There’s a real joy and verve to this script in fact which seems at odds with all the horror, but the script walks a thin line between the two: the comedy enhances rather than detracts from the death we see, while without it the horror would be too much (I reckon that’s why Mary Whitehouse picked on this show as much as she did: she didn’t have a sense of humour, so couldn’t see the fine balance Who was playing the way 99% of viewers could). This is Dr Who at its most glam rock – it’s too colourful and surface to be the punk show this series will become and not rebellious enough for the rock it’s just been, while steadily moving on from the psychedelia it used to be. While glam wouldn’t normally be an era that’s to my taste, full of silly surface nonsense after years of proper thinking, you can also see where it came from and why; after so many years of so many earnest stories its breezy brightness is like a breath of fresh air. Dr Who seems fun again for the first time in years, give or take the dead bodies, something you can’t wait to tune back in to see.


In time this formula will get as restricting as anything it was replacing, but here everything is new and shiny and everyone has a bounce in their step. ‘Spearhead’ was already a great story but this sequel has less time to spend on the ‘old’ timelord and lots on the promising new one, with lots of extra clever ideas that help sell the dangers of plastic even more. There are many, many scenes that stay with you – more than all but a few other Who stories – from the doll woken up by the cold to The Doctor being strangled by his own phoneline, to The Master’s unruffled air, to the shock of the policeman driving a police car who turns out to be an Auton to one of the best stunts ever in the series (stuntman and Pertwee double Terry Walsh being hit by a car and crashing down into a quarry an impossible distance only to get up again and start walking, something that sells The Auton’s indestructableness so much better than before). Very little goes wrong: usually even the best Who stories lose out on some effect or monster costume or ‘Dr Who acting’ but here the most that goes wrong is that The Auton’s new ‘standardised’ look isn’t as strong as the ‘old’ one when all the shop dummies looked different (complete with silly boater hat, though even that fits a story partly about seeing through authority figures). the title is a tad silly, smacking of a 1960s B-movie (though still an improvement on working title ‘The Spray Of Death’, dropped when the sub-plot got shifted back from being the original focus to episode three). It’s maybe a bit of a sudden finale too, The Doctor working on his solution, dimethysuphoxide (something he should have worked out quicker, really, given that it’s been in constant use for dissolving carbons including plastic since the 1860s and usually used in medical procedures as it can be absorbed through the skin). Perhaps another is that this story passes by in such a rush, as if you’re watching it on fast forward – but even that’s a delight in context following the lengthy talky stories of season seven, a cartoon to their film noir that instantly grabs your attention and never lets go. For the most part its remarkable how watchable this is, another one of those stories often used by fans to show non-fans because of how many things it gets ‘right’ and how little it gets ‘wrong’. It’s a story brimming with confidence in script and on screen in a way that few other ‘classic’ stories share. Yes there are better, deeper, braver Dr Who stories than this one but few are as purely entertaining, with ‘Terror’ a real highpoint of the 3rd Dr’s era. Recycling plastic, it turns out, isn’t just good for the environment but good for Dr Who too. The only real shame is that it will take another 34 years until our 3rd Auton encounter (and by contrast a whole week until The Master shows up again, but that’s another story...)


POSITIVES + One thing that’s always intrigued me about the story is how consistently great the CSO (Colour Separation Overlay – the era’s analogue version of CGI) is, while on many of the other stories across the 1970s it will be Dr Who’s Achilles heel. Some fans say it’s terrible in this story too, but to these eyes it’s pretty good and called on to do all sorts of things, from laboratories to circuses to moving toys (the colourisation helps maybe, removing the fuzzy blue lines there on the original which I was too young to see). There are shots of the troll-doll growing inside a very 1970s family home until it’s full size that seem impressive now, never mind in 1971, despite the problems shooting it (reportedly the costume designer for the Troll actor turned up late, drunk and with the material still smelling so strongly of glue that, under the hot studio lights, it made the actors pass out). The shot of a shrunken scientist, left to rot inside his own lunchbox, is the sort of shot they’d have a hard time pulling off today. This is such an effects heavy story that it could easily have been torpedoed by shoddy FX taking you out of the reality and showing that you’re just watching a TV programme, but instead they’re so good they heighten the drama and makes you feel The Master and Nestene really can do anything. Weirdly enough the closest to a ‘bad’ effect in the whole story are the scenes of the countryside outside the various car windows, which seem rather obviously painted in (yet ought to be the simplest to do, simply because they’d done before – everything else is being ‘invented’ on the spot now all this is so new in colour).


NEGATIVES - Did this episode over-run slightly? It’s not just that this story feels like highlights from season seven sped up and with the duller more talky bits taken out, more like someone has hacked into it with a pair of scissors. Some dialogue overlaps scenes it doesn’t belong in, characters leave one room and suddenly appear in another with no sense of how they got there and people in one place are reacting to events in another without us always seeing how they found out about them. Just take episode four: The Doctor complains to Mike and a short scene later he’s nattering to Jo, almost mid-sentence, without the usual ‘I’ll go and get the Brigadier’ or ‘wotcha Doc, whatcha doing?’ dialogue. To some extent that’s great – this is such a modern method of storytelling that ‘Terror’ seems more like new-Who than any 20th century story made till Ace turns up – but like many a modern story you can’t help but wish they’d slow down just a little bit and let us keep up with the plot before they throw more stuff at us. Sometimes boring can be good if it allows you to get your breath back between the ‘big’ scenes (amazingly ‘Colony In Space’ comes only three stories after this – and that goes too far the other way; they really should have switched the four and six parters around this season).   


BEST QUOTE: Dr: ‘How much are they paying you?’ Rossini: ‘Come, come, Doctor. Gentlemen don't discuss money’. Dr: ‘Nonsense. Gentlemen never talk about anything else’.


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: That was it as far as ‘classic’ Who goes for the Autons – two appearances a year apart. They did make an appearance over in the Dr Who Magazine comic strips, however, with  ‘Business As Usual’ running between issues #40 and #42 across July 1980. ‘He thought a killing was only something you made on the stock market’ runs the tag about its lead character: you can probably where see this tale of plastic replacement is going. Notably the current Doctor (the 4th, unless you were reading the re-print in DWM issue #184 in 1992 when it was the 7th) only appears to top and tail the strip: mostly it’s a prequel to ‘Terror’ in which Winston Blunt, ex-plumber, ‘a man with no family and few friends’ discovers one of the Nestene Consciousness spheres and is hypnotised into founding Galaxy Plastics. Winston has time to nominate his successor, the shadowy Mr Dolman, before committing suicide. An industrial spy named Max Fischer then starts snooping around the warehouse, uncovering action man type toy soldiers, little knowing that they have been infused by the Nestene consciousness. He reckons they’re a new toy that can walk, but is shocked to then be mown down by gunfire. Stumbling to the main office for help he’s astonished to meet the ‘real’ head of galaxy plastics, a growing pulsing brain (one that looks so like the one in ‘Rose’ a quarter century later that Russell T must have had this strip in mind for that scene: this is, according to some interviews, the year he started making up his own Who stories). Fischer then saves the world with a smartly timed spanner in the works, causing an enormous explosion, in a scene not unlike that of ‘The Pirate Planet’. However, there’s quite a gruesome final panel as a melted Dolman informs a fleeing Fischer ‘be certain of one thing…it’s not over yet!’ A pretty decent strip all round, more adult and serious than the average ‘Weekly’ ones. Interestingly the story is set in 1989 despite being a ‘Terror’ prequel, adding to the confusion of the UNIT dating controversy by suggesting that those stories must have taken place across the 1990s! Graphic novel fans more generally as well as film goers might want to note the names: this is an early collaboration between comic legend Alan Moore and David Lloyd who would go on to create ‘V For Vendetta’.


‘The Dark Path’ (1997) is one of the second Doctor ‘Missing Adventures’ by David A McIntee and is a prequel of sorts, featuring as it does the ‘first’ appearance of the Roger Delgado Master. It’s an odd little book, which despite featuring the 2nd Dr-Jamie-Victoria trio is more in keeping with a late Pertwee era ‘space opera’ story, with Draconians and interstellar wars set on a ‘bubble’ inside a neutron star named ‘Darkheart’ used by a race known as Chronovores to heal their sick. Our heroes and their usual silly banter and rescuing each other from getting into scrapes seem totally out of place in this story with such big and dangerous stakes, especially the Doctor who’s usual ploy of keeping to the sidelines and watching things fall apart is the opposite of what the 3rd Dr would do and what the plot ‘needs’.  The Master, incidentally, hasn’t adopted that name yet and refers to himself as ‘Koschei’ – at first he seems a ‘goodie’ from the way he saves Victoria from certain death, only going all Masterish near the end. Indeed, this feels so utterly unlike ‘our’ Master that it would be tempting to see him as an earlier regeneration, despite the Delgado likeness on the front cover, while that would also hint at the sheer length of time it takes The Master to escape from ‘Darkheart’ and why he has such a burning need for revenge because of it (even though, in true Master fashion, he really brings all his problems on himself). Despite the importance of the plot, it’s a bit of a slog to get through to be honest.


‘Synthespians’ (2004) is a ‘Past Doctors’ novel starring the 6th Doctor and Peri, written by Craig Hinton. Notable as one of the last Dr Who anythings published before the series came back to telly it’s quite the nostalgia fest, one that puts the very different character of the 6th Doctor in very much the same sort of situation encountered by the 3rd in a story that’s a cross between ‘Terror Of The Autons’ and ‘Vengeance On Varos’. The Tardis has landed on another planet obsessed with telly, with series from the 20th century enjoying a timely revival in the 101st, as the Earth’s initial television signals spread into space and create an entire culture by accident. The fake plasticness of celebrity culture and 1980s soap operas obsessed with appearance is a good match for the Autons and there are lots of pithy comments on the emptiness of fame, while the very real no-holds-barred honesty of the 6th Doctor let loose in a place this artificial is a joy to behold. You long for a sequel where The Autons get lost in a world based on telly from the early 21st, all plastic implants and scripted reality TV! It’s the plot that lets this one down slightly, as it has nowhere to go after that great central idea and even the villain behind The Autons, Walter J Mathieson, is as plastic and one-dimensional as they are. I have to say though, I came to this novel having heard of its less-than-stellar reputation and was surprised how much better it was than I feared.  


 ‘The Home Guard’, part of the sixth box set of Big Finish’s ‘Early Adventures’ (2019), also features a pre-‘Terror’ appearance by The Master (an earlier one than Delgado, played by James Dreyfus, who was once a rising star with Big Finish but lost his job by going on rants about the Trans community) and the 2nd Doctor. It’s a bit of a silly story though, hard to take seriously, seeing as most of it is ‘The War Games’ crossed with an affectionate parody of ‘Dad’s Army’, down to the character of the other soldiers and some similar dialogue (inevitably poor Jamie is referred to as a ‘stupid boy’!) The Master’s deliciously evil though disrupting the Doctor’s timelines in a Meddling Monk type way (Polly is married in this timeline…to Jamie, much to Ben’s misery!) and hypnotising people left right and centre. It’s a nice idea that doesn’t quite work.


‘Return Of The Autons’ (2020) is the official name of the season eight blu-ray trailer, one of the shorter yet also one of the better ones. Jo and Cliff are back in London now, living in a house very Like Sarah Jane’s on Bannerman Road in fact, and are still enjoying a cosy happy romantic life, with mention of twins preparing to ‘zoom call’ mum and dad with their latest music demo tapes! Cliff is handed a plastic flower on his way home and is appalled at the waste of companies who invent plastic flowers when the real ones are so beautiful and moans about it to Jo, who is even more aghast than he is, angrily asking where he got it. Turns out there’s a carnival on and ‘guys in weird masks are handing them out to people’. Jo runs out the house to see a whole sea of people dressed like the Autons in the same oversized plastic heads and boater hats from the TV episode. ‘Aliens?’ asks Cliff ‘Are we ever going to have a normal weekend?’ The answer seems to be no, as UNIT call on the phone and Cliff dashes to answer it, but clever old Jo knows what might be about to happen and uses her twins’ zoom call music to block the Nestene radio transmission the same way The Doctor did all those years ago, arriving Autons bursting through the front door now lying twitching at her feet. Cute, especially the chance to see Katy Manning and Stewart Bevan back together again, Pete McTighe nailing the feel of both characters in a fine farewell for the couple before Stewart’s untimely death about eighteen months later.
There’s another variation on how Mike Yates joined UNIT in ‘Vengeance Of The Stones’ (2013), part of Big Finish’s epic 50th anniversary set ‘Destiny Of the Doctor’ which we’ve included under ‘The Stones Of Blood’
, given the similarities between the two plots. Yates is a junior army officer posted in Scotland whose calm head under pressure and acceptance of weird orders so impresses the Brigadier the older man remembers him when setting up UNIT.   


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