Sunday, 9 July 2023

The Seeds Of Doom: Ranking - 133

                                 The Seeds Of Doom

(Season 13, Dr 4 with Sarah Jane, 31/1/1976-6/3/1976, producer: Phillip Hinchcliffe, writer: Robert Banks Stewart, director: Douglas Camfield)

Rank: 133


  'Hello and welcome to this week's Gardener's Universe. Today I'll be telling you how to prune your Krynoid, what to do if your Vervoid starts talking to you and which aliens work best as compost'.




Gardener’s World gone rogue today and though we’re still deep in Hinchcliffe ‘recycling’ territory, this week it makes sense – partly because it’s a really good source material this week (the greatest scifi-writer of them all, John Wyndham) and partly because recycling and composting seems very apt for a tale about rogue plants. Yes, it’s ‘Day Of The Triffids’, with an Alan Titchmarsh-like style plant-obsessed psychopath, someone who’s green fingers have led him to track down all sorts of rare foliage including sending his minions after a rare plant from outer space (the sort of thing that often appears on ‘Gardener’s World’). Only, this being Dr Who and the ordinary being turned extraordinary, it’s an alien plant with killer intentions that soon takes him and others over and gives them green fingers and other green body parts for real. It’s a story about obsession and misplaces morals because, even before the alien plants come along, Harrison Chase is Prince Charles times a quadzillion, someone who doesn’t understand people so would rather talk to plants, so obsessed with the sanctity of plants that he will happily end human life to get to them – fitting, then and very Dr Who that (it’s probably not going to give it away with a spoiler) his own plant should turn on him. That’s what happen when you go too far and lose perspective Dr Who fans, so remember that the next time you’re in a fight to the death over the last remaining cope of the season seven blu-ray in your local high street.

 
This is one of those stories that I imagine looks very different depending on whether you’ve come to it from other ‘classic’ stories or from the new series. If you’re a 21st century baby then you might read the back of the box and think you know what’s going on here – that the Doctor will come along and charm the plants off everyone and that he’ll resurrect the Krynoid’s victims because ‘everybody lives!’  Plus of course it’s a story with fake snow, so it must be one of those jolly Christmas episodes. Not exactly: ‘Seeds’ is a story very grim and violent in tone even for this era, with a feel that’s the opposite of tree-hugging. It’s one of those stories that comes with a re-set button between episodes two and three because most of the cast have been killed off and then does the same again by the end of the story. These are people happy to kill if they get their way and get their plant, people falling over themselves to please the eccentric millionaire who couldn’t care less about the welfare of the people he employs. The Kyrnoids with their stings are bad enough but at the heart of this story is the compost grinder set happy to take in anything: compost, evidence, victims, every bit of bone and blood recycled to keep the plants happy. This is a story where people walk around with guns and are happy to use them – even The Doctor (though, in one of Who’s most un-necessarily gratuitous schemes, he seems to prefer knocking people unconscious by twisting their necks). Unlike some 4th Doctor stories where Tom Baker breezes in and out the plot, solving it between chomping jelly babies and playing with his yo-yo, he’s really pushed to his limits and beyond in this one. His plans don’t always work out and he knowingly puts himself or Sarah Jane in harm’s way and its one of the few stories where the Doctor gets visibly physically hurt (without regenerating that is) while even without the violence he’s at his most ‘alien’, caring nothing for the smaller picture of hurt humans because he needs to stop the bigger one. Sarah tries to help as best she can but she, too, really suffers and not in a ‘what will the cliffhanger be this week?’ way but one that really makes her re-think her life choices (you can see why her character leaves soon after). This is a story that, unlike some other more fairytale ones on distant planets, looks as if it hurts for one and all. Even the end is very un-Dr Who like: The Doctor both can’t and won’t save the millionaire from his own fate (the script says the latter, Tom Baker rewrites it slightly to be more like the former) and  when there’s no other way out he calls in one last favour from UNIT and gets them to blow the place sky high (the poor Brigadier – who missed this story because Nicholas Courtney was in a long-running play ‘The Dame Of Sark’, playing against type as the sort of ruthless Nazi he would normally be over-throwing – just missed out on being asked the Doctor to blow stuff up by two stories!) Tom Baker is at his chilling best and becomes impossibly smug when the body count starts piling up and people start turning green. Later on he even gets to beat the baddy’s henchman up and watch him drown –Mary Whitehouse, predictably, had kittens (though the scene that irked her most was the explanation of how to make a ‘Molotov cocktail’ and her worry about what effect it might have on all the little Aces watching; not that I often agree with her but even I think this story tips over a little too far into gratuitous violence at times, though it’s the sort of story where the stakes feel so high the Doctor’s just being pushed further than he’s ever been before that you can understand it more in this story than most. It still feels wrong though; the Doctor doesn’t even try to talk his way out of trouble first as he usually does. So different is ‘Seeds’ to the usual Dr Who ethos of making life better and brighter that you have to be in the right mood for compared to other Who stories – where usually this series leaves you uplifted and hopeful about the future this one just leaves you frustrated and more than a little drained.


There’s a big difference between this and ‘Day Of The Triffids’ too (and remember Carole Ann Ford got the job as Susan partly on the back of being in the 1963 film adaptation, one everyone hates and certainly isn’t up to the book but isn’t all that bad). Wyndham is a writer who’s a cross between Malcolm Hulke and Terry Nation: he likes putting his humans in impossible situations where they’re down to a few last survivors and showing how resilient  and (mostly) kind they are. The theme of every Wyndham story is that. however tough things get, humans are tougher and that civilisation will always be rebuild from people reaching out to help each other, sometimes against odds or inherent prejudice (I so want to see a Dr Who version of ‘The Chrysalids’ one day as it’s so in keeping with our favourite series and given its 1955 vintage might well have influenced David Whittaker in the early days at least, an extended debate about people who claim to be true Christians versus Christian values, when they kick out an innocent girl for being a mutant – even though she’s more human than they are). In ‘Triffids’ it’s the plants that are ‘evil’ and the humans who are ‘good’, tipping the food chain over so that plants now gorge off animals rather than the other way round (though Wyndham is quick to show the Triffids are just doing what comes natural and don’t ‘think’ as such). To Stewart the plants might be doing exactly the same, shot into space (in pairs for some reason, almost as if they had six episodes to fill) and colonising every planet they come in contact with, but they don’t think either – they just do. It’s the humans who become monsters: Chase especially as he gives the orders, but he surrounds himself with all sorts of unpleasant ‘yes men’ who are in his employment because of their love of other green things, money. They don’t care about human life either, not if they can have some of this eccentric millionaire’s riches. To Wyndham the plants are the problem and the humans the solution. To Dr Who the plants are a problem but the real root of all evil isn’t the plant with roots but the money that makes humans do their worst to each other.


Of course, as all gardeners know, the real evil and the biggest obstacle to watching something grow organically is impatience. Like many a Hinchcliffe season finale everyone making this was more than a little rushed for time and budget. You can tell in places that writer Robert Banks-Stewart is writing this story at speed (so quickly that he was often still writing the next day’s shoot from a portable typewriter while on location). He’d already written the season opener ‘The Terror Of The Zygons’ and wasn’t expecting to work for the series again so soon, but a long list of hoped-for scripts ended up being unworkable or running past deadline, including an early version of ‘The Hand Of Fear’ and another a sort-of early version of ‘The Awakening’ with a tribe sacrificing humans to living rocks. Brought in at the absolute last minute and asked to think of something, anything, he went for an idea close to home: Stewart lived so close to Kew Gardens he could see it out of his window and was himself related to famous botanist Joseph Banks who had helped catalogue and collect the first plants there (officially King George III did all the work – and yes that plant gene runs deep in the Royal family so it wouldn’t surprise me if they were secretly all green, especially the wave they all do which looks exactly like a Krynoid reaching out to sting someone – but someone needed to the actual dirty work of collecting). One of Banks’ jobs was to work out where rare plants were around the world, work out which ones would survive in English soil and send people off to collect them, which is effectively what Harrison Chase does here just on a cosmic Dr Who scale. It’s a small leap from ‘exotic plant that’s only found in the Antarctic from place unknown’ to ‘exotic plant found in the Antarctic that came from space and was buried billions of years ago when the Earth was forming).


So far so Dr Who and having alien plants is a really great idea – one so obvious it seems a surprise that it took the series thirteen years to do a story about them (especially after touching on the damage to plant-life by man’s hand in ‘Planet Of Giants’ as early as the first year). Those parts all work great, especially in the first two tense episodes set in the Antarctic where the seed pods are discovered. Generally, this would normally be handled by Dr Who in a pre-credits sequence or a voice-over, but these episodes really shine by showing the danger humanity is in across a closed community that are trying to contain the danger, even before one of the seeds is taken back to Chase who’s happy to spread the spores out across England and then the world (and of course its England. It’s always England. They don’t even bother to explain that in the script anymore, it’s just accepted that we’re a target for mad professors, eccentric aliens and millionaires with more money than sense by now). The first two episodes are taut and gritty with a great deal at stake that, ahem, ‘plants’ the themes of evolution and destruction in your mind for the finale to come. These two episodes show that Banks Stewart could write Dr Who better than anyone, although given the time constraints they’re really more of a collaboration between Stewart, script editor Robert Holmes (who probably added the more cynical world view and the moralising), producer Hinchcliffe (who no doubt added the gore and horror), director Douglas Camfield (a former writer who always liked getting involved and most likely added the action scenes) and Tom Baker himself (he reportedly hated this story so much he threatened to throw it and it’s writer into the composter – in earshot of a visiting Stewart who was reportedly heartbroken. Baker offered a swift and heartfelt apology but he will never finish a script for the series again).


Unfortunately the other episodes are mostly Stewart alone and, while he has a good handle on scifi as a genre, by his own admission he didn’t know it very well and he never watched Dr Who (even the episodes he wrote). You can tell in places that he doesn’t understand this series and that his last folk memory of it is the UNIT days when The Doctor was working on behalf of a bunch of soldiers and up against a miscomprehending bureaucrat, as it very much has the same 3rd Doctor ‘feel’, just minus the big moral message that Barry Letts and Terrance Dicks liked to bring to their stories. Without that UNIT are just a bunch of anonymous soldiers shooting at things. You can tell, too, that Stewart’s biggest love is really fantasy: he writes this story more in line with his other commissions of the decade, particularly the wretched and unrealistic ‘Avengers’, where everything is weird and eccentric and a big joke. While that’s a description that could also apply to a lot of Who the difference is the ‘science’ part of the ‘science fiction’, that it feels as if this series really could happen for the most part; ‘The Avengers’ is meant to exist in a fairytale land where every human we meet is weird. The Doctor isn’t tight because he’s been written as Steed, an eccentric posh English gentleman surprising everyone by suddenly fighting while Sarah Jane is Emma Peel, fighting every bad guy coolly. It’s a trait that marred ‘Zygons’ too to some extent (and if you take the alien part out and see it as a ‘body double’ story that’s a very ‘Avengers’ plot too) Indeed this script is aid to be very close to an unused script The Avengers didn’t use – so much so it might not actually have been changed that much at all. With ‘Zygons’, though, Holmes had time to re-write it for the regulars; with ‘Seeds’ he simply doesn’t have time and even though Tom and Lis Sladen re-write their dialogue as best they can the pair of them still do very un-Dr Who like things when the script calls for them to. 


‘Seeds’ is even more like two other works though. One is our old friend, Dr Who sister series ‘Out Of The Unknown’, the BBC’s more ‘intellectual’ scifi series broadcast on BBC2 and the story ‘Come Daisy Come Buttercup’ where a sweet old man accidentally grows a killer alien plant (one that’s much more like a venus flytrap than the Krynoid we get on screen) and has to cover it up when it starts eating little boys rom next door and passing visitors. It too, is a tale of obsession and how far you’re prepared to change your character to keep do something you love, even when it’s ‘wrong’ (unlike Chase the old man really is nice too). It’s even more heavily based on an even older friend, Quatermass, with one of the most blatant rip-offs in Who history, as the ‘plant turned people’ plot is directly taken from the third series when it happens to an astronaut returned from space (‘The Quatermass Experiment’). Interestingly it borrows far more from the inferior hammer horror remake with an ending of the possessed human being electrocuted to death, rather than the far more Dr Who-like moral of the original series (when Professor Quatermass appealed to the ‘humanity’ left inside the converted plants – admittedly this might represent the change between 1950s and 1970s TV. The late 1970s Quatermass IV, with the very Dr Who theme of a religious cult saved by common sense, seemed very out of kilter in the era of punk and new wave). A little recycling is fine, especially in an era when that’s what Dr Who seemed to be ‘for’, but the best Hinchcliffe stories merge other writer’s ideas with very Dr Who moments. Stewart just doesn’t know the series well enough for that and Holmes is too busy to add that part himself. It is still a great idea and a plot that hangs together well, even with a more fantastical plot than normal. Mostly, though, what ‘Seeds’ lacks is the variety or lightness of touch that always makes a very good Dr Who story great or a good bit of telly a great bit of Dr Who. You can tell that the story was made in a hurry as it does the basic but not much more (episode one was, in fact, delivered just two days after it’s official commission – unheard of in the days when scripts regularly sailed months over a deadline). It really is 150 minutes of the Doctor and Sarah running around and getting captured and threatened without much variety and once the Tardis arrives a few minutes into episode three there isn’t any scene that doesn’t connect to the main plot in some way. The plot is really super simple too: don’t get touched by a pant or you’ll turn green! There’s only so many times you can be threatened and hissed at by the same tiny cast before the storyline begins to drag and the fact that the Doctor ends up in episode six using a bigger but still basically same variation of destroying the seed pod that he used on a smaller scale in episode two seems like a cop out, as if the writer couldn’t think of a better ending. Not that it should ever have been dragged out to six episodes anyway; if ever a story needed a spot of ‘pruning’ it’s this one.


That said, it’s a very watchable 150 minutes that’s made really well, with all the care and attention missing from the script added by the people making it. Baker and Camfield both recognised that the script was easy to send up so had a meeting in rehearsals about what they could do, sensibly deciding that the best way to play it was to make The Doctor scared in a way we hadn’t seen before and trying not to show it. That’s a great conceit: The Doctor becomes darker here because he has to be, something which almost makes it seem in character and Tom adds less jokes to the script than he normally does. The rest of the actors follow his lead and play it scared and desperate, with none of the ‘Dr Who acting’ that mars a few other promising scripts in this era. Once we’re onto episode three there’s basically two goodies, three baddies and a plant; one of them is John Challis with a beard long before his role in ‘Only Fools and Horses’ and he’s a revelation playing against type as a tough-nosed mercenary. Clue: he’s not the plant.  He has a great death scene too, dragged into a Krynoid-infested lake, one that had to be recorded twice after a camera mistake meant some crew were seen in shot (poor Challis was given a bottle of brandy and asked to dry off and do it again!) Tony Beckley excels as Harrison Chase, a baddy that’s the Doctor’s equal and often a few steps in front of him who, far from being a ranting hooligan, is an educated softly spoken man with a vision who just happens to have a pretty low idea of humanity. Beckley, while keeping the inherent campness of the larger than life Chase, also gives him an added steel and ruthlessness that makes him scary rather than silly.  – after a series where we’ve had ranting possessed Humans, ranting Kraals and ranting exiled timelords and will have ranting crystal-based Kastrians, he’s a rose between Stephen Thornes, as it were, and his death in the hands of a great compositing machine is one of the most satisfying in Dr Who (even if it means we never got a sequel, which is a shame - of all stories it makes sense this one should be used for recycling). Even the smaller parts are played well and it’s a shame we don’t see more of them (that’s for good reason in a few cases: poor Kenneth Gilbert, playing Dunbar, caught his daughter’s chicken pox – the spots were only discovered when he was having Krynoid makeup applied to his arm and luckily didn’t spread to anyone else but did leave him in quarantine for the last two episodes which is why his character suddenly disappears; Michael McStay, playing Moberley, had a nasty car crash on the way back from location filming which saw him in hospital with a fractured skull and a broken leg – he does turn up for a delayed studio shoot wearing a false beard to cover up his scars). Everyone is trying hard to make this story seem real and they succeed for the most part. Only famous actress Sylvia Coleridge, playing Amelia Ducat as the sort of dotty spinster she always played, feels like she’s wandered in from an ‘Avengers’ story and shows how differently the rest of the cast are playing things (this despite the fact that she’s the one character here based on real life – an equally dotty music teacher Stewart remembered from his childhood). You can tell that the cast really bonded across the making of this story, using their ‘spare time’ when not needed filming sitting around the empty rooms at Athelhampton in the dark, telling each other ‘ghost stories’.


The locations helps a lot too, with three main ones that all look superb. The imposing headquarters of The Ecology Bureau was the easiest to film – it’s probably an injoke that the bureaucratic nightmare of pen-pushers who talk but never actually do anything are really based at BBC Television Centre! The Antarctic is actually a quarry in Buckland, Surrey, which looks very convincing decked out with high pressure foam (for snow in long shots) and polystyrene granules (for snow in close shots). Even so, it’s a bit odd to see Sarah’s breath perfectly fine in the Antarctic scenes (made in a warm studio under hot TV lights, of course) yet misting over at Chase’s house (filmed on location in October-November!) The mansion house and grounds were both shot in Athelhampton Hall, Dorset, a house built by Sir William Martyn in 1845 to celebrate his new job as Lord Mayor of London (and very Boris Johnson it is too, extravagant, pompous and posh). At the time of filming it had just been bought by the Cooke family who were keen to promote its use in TV and film so it appeared in a lot of programmes and The BBC were encouraged to promote it as much as possible (so unusually a lot of press reports about the making of this story spent more time on the house than the cast or the Krynoids!) It’s the perfect place, full of lots of overgrown foliage and lots of nooks and crannies to hide in, exactly the sort of place an eccentric millionaire would hide away. Even the soundtrack helps sell this, with this alas Geoffrey Burgon’s only score for the series – Camfield picked him specially after his wife Shelia (star of ‘Tomb Of The Cybermen’) worked with him on one of the BBC’s E R James ‘Ghost Story For Christmas’ episode and admired his atmospheric use of chanting monks; this score doesn’t quite do that but it does have a bigger, more celestial feel (lots of harp and clavichord, unusual instruments for Who) which suits the setting of a house the baddy refers to as a ‘Green cathedral’.  


The foliage foe themselves, The Krynoids are the opposite of the rest of the story – a great idea that didn’t quite come off on screen. They’re based on the ‘Crinoid’, a sea urchin with fronds that looks very like a plant with stingers (the name is Greek for ‘lily like’ in fact), that’s one of the weirdest and most alien looking of Earth creatures. It’s a fossil from the Jurassic period that was so abundant (especially around the Lindisfarne island) there was a brief craze for turning it into pendants or rosary beads. Ridley Scott used them as the basis for the aliens in ‘Alien’ and it wouldn’t be the first time he’s ripped off the series he nearly worked on too (he was meant to be the designer of ‘The Daleks’ before Ray Cusick got shuffled into his seat).  Unfortunately The Krynoids, aren’t the best of Dr Who monsters in pure design terms: they’re actually the old costumes for the Axons sprayed green not orange, with roots added. Who isn’t a series that’s ever done menacing intergalactic vegetables well and though fondly remembered they don’t look much more believable than the much-mocked human tree in Mark Of The Rani or The Vervoids (though the model shot of it ‘eating’ the mansion is superb). Even the poor Tardis prop has seen better days (a sad farewell to the original prop, which has survived endless location filming for thirteen years now but finally falls apart in episode six, the roof falling on top of poor Lis Sladen’s head; this is why she and Tom are a bit hysterical in the last scene – there’s a propman out of shot holding it up).


The result is an odd and (mercifully) unique mix of a story that seems too daft to be true and yet which is sometimes unbearably violent and grim, a confusing mix of fantasy and real life, where larger than life characters do unlikely things with gorily realistic consequences. You can tell that the studio clock is ticking, especially in the last two episodes which have more unedited mistakes than any other story past the ‘as live’ early ones: lots of fluffed lines and an accidental use of the theme tune ‘stinger’ accidentally left on after the recap. Though it’s the first episode that nearly got pruned by accident: a week before transmission the master videotape for episode one went missing, the only time this ever happened to Who. Luckily they found it had been mis-numbered and it went out as planned, but not before Camfield was halfway through re-editing it from raw footage. Even so very few fans saw it after a national blackout that episode, which is why there’s what seems like a very random recap at the start of episode two on the DVD. At times it’s a struggle to watch in a way few Who stories are.


Yet overall ‘Seeds Of Doom’ just about gets away with its downsides. The idea of plant getting their own back on humanity is a great starting point, repeated by lots of writers precisely because it is such a good one, touching on deeper themes of humanity’s treatment of things below him in the food chain and a vague plausibility (this is an era when people seriously wondered if vegetable matter was growing elsewhere in our solar system, before our probes said no for the most part). The thought of a plant virus turning your into ‘vegetable soup’ is a stronger idea than the usual Dr Who ‘virus’ stories and the Krynoid conversion, bit by bit, is done better than most ‘possession’ stories too, feeling like a very real and scary (and painful) threat. Though up against time Stewart is too good a writer not to throw in some great lines, the best being Scorby’s angry rant that ‘I’m not a patient man’ and The Doctor’s laidback response ‘Your candour does you credit! (I love the gag, too, that the Doctor is president of the Dr Who equivalent of Interflora, renamed Intergalactic Flora, but that they don’t know much about Krynoids because ‘the researchers kept disappearing’). The fact that everyone makes this look ‘real’ in places that also look ‘real’ sells a great deal of this story and covers up for the fact that so much of it feels so fantastical. We’re a long way from the sillier way evil foliage used to be portrayed in 1960s Terry Nation stories about jungles that are ‘alive’: there are times when ‘Seeds’ are as gripping and frightening as any Who story. More than anything else it’s the sort of story you can show non-fans who only know about Dr Who’s mostly unfounded reputation for wobbling sets, wobbly ideas and wobblier acting: most of this story is set outside, the plot is easy to follow with no scifi gobbledegook and the acting is what sells everything the most. It’s when you’re a Dr Who fan who also tunes in for the Doctor’s eccentric silliness, his banter with Sarah Jane and the uplifting sense that this series gives you like no other that you come away feeling a little cheated, all a bit action-hero and James Bondy for a series as gloriously eccentric as Dr Who and the violence tied to a simpler plot than normal left me shaken rather than stirred the way the very very best DW scripts do. Still, it’s a story that lingers long in the memory this one and I’ve never looked at a compost bin the same way again.


POSITIVES + This is still, sadly, the closest we ever come to getting an official TV Dr Who story set in the Antarctic (other than ‘The Tenth Planet’ and, a snow invasion aside, that base could then be set anywhere). I don’t know why – it’s a location crying out for a Dr Who plot. I mean it was the last place on Earth that mankind could explore and set out into the great unknown – a cornerstone of Dr Who as a whole – and where you’re as cut off from rescue as any place on Earth even now. There are loads of Antarctica plots in other scifi shows about what’s lying there trapped under the ice from days when continents were still connected and all the things that fly in from other planets, not to mention Hitler’s obsession with forgotten technology legends said to still lie there buries, while over on Big Finish the ‘Sarah Jane’ series covers that feeling of cold and loneliness exceptionally well in ‘Snow Blind’ (be warned though, rather than just jump right in there you do need the episodes leading up to that one for the story to work). You’d think that the Doctor would have dropped in on Scott or Amundsen as part of his name-dropping by now too. Maybe they thought it would be hard to pull off on a BBC budget, but The Antarctic sets are super convincing, even if the joke of Sarah Jane being dressed in a bikini for a holiday is a bit much in the one gag in the story (she’d have surely died of frostbite in the time it took the Tardis door to open dressed like that – and she does it twice, with no ill effects beyond a bit of shivering). It’s worth mentioning here too the excellent but unofficial ‘AudioVisual’ series, which is basically Big Finish before they got a license from the BBC and with Nicholas Briggs as an un-numbered ‘future Doctor’ before he became more of a writer and director for the series and chief Dalek for new-Who. They did a most excellent Antarctic story named ‘Endurance’ (the best of a highly impressive run) so it does work in the Dr Who format.


NEGATIVES - The last appearance of UNIT till ‘Battlefield’ in 1989, it’s a real shame that they’ve devolved into a bunch of anonymous soldiers who only turn up at the end once everything’s sorted out. It would have made the stakes that much higher had someone else we’d known and trusted got into trouble like the Brigadier, Benton or Harry but our friends of old aren’t seen or even mentioned in this story. The Doctor’s offhand attitude suggests he just sees them as expendable extras too, not friends with families and back stories, which seems odd after so many years living amongst them, even the ones who never speak on screen – something that goes double for Sarah, who still very much belongs to this time even if the Doctor’s moved on by now.


BEST QUOTES:If we don't find that pod before it germinates, it'll be the end of everything. Everything! You understand? Even your pension!’


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: ‘The Plant Master’ is the name given by fans to the officially untitled Dr Who comic strip that ran in Countdown’s 1972 annual back in the brief period when they’d taken over rights to the show in illustrated form from TV Comic. As ever in Countdown The 3rd Doctor doesn’t have any companion or member of UNIT with him (because they can’t afford to pay for any likenesses beyond Jon Pertwee’s!) but he does at least have a young lad travelling with him named Dave Lester. The Doctor’s been reading about mysterious reports of intelligent vegetation growing around The Carradine Estate, which is a sort of less chavvy and more 1970s version of The Powell Estate. The Doctor discovers the ‘Master Plants’ are the overspill of, no not The Master for once despite the name. but a mad professor who hates humanity and wants to take over the Earth with foliage. He’s called Professor Rayner not Harrison Chase and doesn’t have a green organ or a composter, but in every other respect this story is remarkably similar to ‘The Seeds Of Doom’ - so much so that you have to question whether writer or script editor ever read it (and Bob Holmes would have at least been around when his predecessor Terrance Dicks was okaying the comic strip plots, although chances are everyone got the idea from John Wyndham and his Triffids anyway). The neat idea here is that these plants don’t just overpower existing vegetation but take them over so that they become deadly too – and plant life is pretty much everywhere! Frankly the ending of the comic strip is better than the TV version too: The Doctor is attacked by a walking army and, rather than simply blow them up, The Doctor does something terribly clever with chemicals. Good B-movie fun.


Before there was Big Finish there was BBV Productions: a fan licensed company owned by Bill Baggs who made video and audio spin-offs from Dr Who that used everything but the official names and were regulars at convention and fan group merchandising stalls. ‘The Krynoid Series’ (1999) was an audio one, a two-parter that saw a return for the titular plants although, weirdly enough, no Doctor. Starting with the cleverly titled  ‘The Root Of All Evil’ it turns out that a lone Krynoid pod survived the events of this story, blowing across England until nestling unseen amongst the wheat fields and hedgerows of a Yorkshire farm. They slowly poison all the other plant-life in the area and the minister for agriculture is worried enough to send a biologist out to investigate. Eve Black, said biologist, reckons she’s been sent on a wild goose chase but the more she finds the more scared she gets and rightly so in a story that doesn’t get a lot further than this outline but is nicely tense all the same. ‘The Green Man’ is a sort of prequel to ‘Seeds’, with The Krynoids kept at bay by none other than The Knights Templar in the 12th century. Krynoid seeds are discovered by medicine man Osbert whose looking for a cure for the lady of the manor, Maud. He tries to take them home, only to be attacked by a wolf that eats them and turns into a Krynoid hybrid! We then end up in a story more like ‘The Massacre’ as religious tensions against ‘outsiders’ spills over in the manor house, everyone little knowing that they have a common enemy growing outside (which naturally enough everyone agrees is the work of the devil, but they can’t work out which religion has sent it). The story quickly ends up another ‘base under siege’ story as The Krynoids pick off their victims one by one in what’s quite a terrifying audio story, until (spoilers) somebody hits on the idea of ‘greek fire’. Just like the TV story, you’ll never view gardening in quite the same way again. Well worth a listen, especially the second one.


‘Hothouse’ (2009) is an actual Big Finish story, one of the 8th Doctor adventures from the series where Sheridan Smith had returned from her day job in Runcorn filming ‘Two Pints Of lager And A Packet Of Crisps’  as companion Lucie Miller. It’s a clever update on ‘Seeds Of Doom’ loosely based on the then sort-of-new ‘Eden Project’, with a series of posh English bio-domes growing all kinds of exotic plant-life that would otherwise become extinct, an emergency measure after a five-month long drought across the whole of Britain sometime in the future. They’re the brainchild of Alex Marlowe (played by Nigel Planer, making him the third ‘Young One’ to appear in Who) and his group ‘The League Of Nature’, a former rock musician whose using all his fame and fortune to combat climate change and the ensuing social breakdown by letting lots of exotic desert plants grow – nice idea, bad choice of seedlings to use! (The Krynoids were cuttings taken illegally by Sir Francis Thackery, a man with contacts who got The Doctor involved at the start, apparently to make amends out of guilt). There’s some great moral debating here, not least from an undercover Lucie who rather agrees with the charismatic Marlowe: The Doctor saves the Earth and Humans from extinction all the time, so why is saving a plant any different? Only the Krynoids have no interest in saving a planet they want for themselves and see human life as ‘just a watery bag of minerals’. A tense gritty thriller, arguably the best in a patchy third series, especially when Lucie’s cover is blown and she’s deliberately infected with Krynoid seeds, slowly morphing into one across the second half of the story in a way that really does make you think for a while there that they’re going to kill her off.


Around now Tom Baker and Ian Marter started working on their story idea ’Dr Who Meets Scratchman’ between jobs, planned as a movie with Vincent Price as the baddy and Sarah Jane starring alongside the two authors. The duo came up with the idea during a drunken holiday and officially pitched it, either as a TV story or a standalone film. Phillip Hinchcliffe nodded and went aha and let them get on with it, but nobody ever seriously expected them to sit down and write it: by now Tom was happily telling every writer he met that he could do a much better job while Ian was still a few years from getting his side job writing novelisations of Dr Who stories for Target. The idea was still talked about after Ian left the series – and got a boost when Tom Baker idly suggested to a  newspaper that maybe fans might like to chip in and got deluged with pocket money which he then sheepishly had to send back – but the BBC were too busy making the actual series and no outside production company wanted to know. The friends still talked about off and on about it, even after Tom left the series too, until Ian’s premature death in the 1980s seemed to put an end to it for good. Tom finally got round to finishing the book and published it in 2019, albeit with no co-credit for Ian (which seems like a colossal oversight given it was his idea) and about 90% of the legwork was done by regular Who writer James Goss. Was it worth the wait? Well, no, not as a book it isn’t: this reads like fan fiction more than anything else and is closer to a scarier ‘K9 and Company’ than anything in the main series, with a holiday in Scotland for the Tardis trio cut short by the presence of scary scarecrows who appear at the doors and another ‘ancient force from another dimension’ (which might or might not be The Devil). As you might expect, though, the trio of characters are all well drawn and get a nice lot to do, Tom specially capturing the intense flippancy of his Doctor. What’s lacking are the sorts of things Tom used to complain about so much to the series’ writers: the character motivation that makes you start watching, the rich dialogue that makes you keep watching and the payoff at the end that makes you glad you were watching. The second half, in a surreal nightmarish landscape, is a particular struggle to read, breaking all the rules of literary writing in a part that runs (well, crawls) before the people involved in writing it have properly learnt why the rules are there. That said, though, the Target novelisations of the Hinchliffe horror TV stories aren’t that much cop either when you can’t actually see them. On TV or even the cinema, filmed in shadow, with a Hinchcliffe-style hand in charge that knows what they’re doing and plenty of jump scares and it could yet have been a Halloween classic. It’s actually not that far removed from one of the better Torchwood episodes, ‘Adrift’, with its island full of persecuted souls kept away from the mainland for their own safety and The Doctor and co blundering into danger thinking they’re doing the right thing and looked pretty darn good. One day someone will make a great version of this story, then, but not yet.  


‘The Roots Of Evil’ is a prequel short story from the Puffin anthology ‘The Adventures Before’ (2024), written by Steve Cole. Of all the stories in the book ‘The Seeds Of Doom’ is the one perhaps best suited to a prequel and this experienced author doesn’t disappoint. Scorby has come for a job with Harrison Chase and auditions for him by taking out his security system – not a reason I would give someone a job but then I’m not an eccentric millionaire with more plants than sense. Scorby think his job is to locate exotic worldly plants and that it will be as easy as falling off a log, but of course the eccentric millionaire has other ideas. Instead Chase sends Scorby and his minion Latz after a rare alien plant - the Eloko - that crashed from a spaceship and landed in a junkyard (no, not that junkyard…) They steal a van and make off with the goods, tipping out their hapless driver into the plant (in a nice touch the make of the van is ‘Camfield’,  the name of the story’s director), but to their horror the passenger transforms before their eyes. Latz himself, whose been rather metaphorically green anyway for most of the story and easily fooled by his colleague, then turns literally green. Scorby reckons he’d better stay on the right side of Harrison Chase after this and helps him load his colleague into his newly installed composter…   

 


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