Monday, 17 July 2023

Revelation Of The Daleks: Ranking - 125

     Revelation Of The Daleks

(Season 22, Dr 6 with Peri, 23-30/3/1985, producer: John Nathan-Turner, script editor: Eric Saward, writer: Eric Saward, director: Graeme Harper)

Rank: 125

  'Welcome to Tranquil Repose and the DJ playing all your favourite hit songs to help you pass the time while you, uhh, pass. Let's see what the shuffle button has for you today...'Knockin' On heaven's Door', whoops no better not, you might get the wrong ideas... 'Ice Ice Baby', no better not Davros likes to get up and dance to that one and if he hurts himself he'll blame it on me...'The Doctor Who 'Talking 'Bout My Regenerations' whoops no that's been banned from up high...Let's try some classical music...Hmm 'My tiny hand is cyrogenically frozen', no can't play that ne either...'





 



Colin Baker’s only Dalek story is a really unusual and quirky tale. Usually the Dalek stories, at least in the original 20th century series, are the stories that most follow a formula: a lot of shouting, a lot of escaping, lots of things exploding, a people in danger and a big finale. This story isn’t like that though – the Daleks are cunning, exploiting such human concepts as death and grieving as an excuse to lay a trap for the timelord. It’s a comedy, of sorts, laughing at the oddities and quirks of human, though admittedly with great swathes of the cast exterminated most people aren’t laughing by the end. It’s also a largely metaphorical, existential tale where the Daleks exterminating people are really just a backdrop to Davros’ desperation to cling on to life and by extension why the rest of us do it too, with a story that (like ‘Attack Of The Cybermen’ but more so) looks at the 1980s trend for rich people cryogenically freezing themselves. Why bother, the story asks with a grim chuckle, when you’re only going to die eventually anyway. Even The Doctor, so used to ‘cheating’ death, comes face to face with his own mortality when his own gravestone (apparently) galls on top of him (and it’s of his current regeneration so he doesn’t have long left!) 

Which writer could possibly have created such an original quirky story? Well, that’s the real ‘revelation’ of the story because good gracious, no it can’t be…It is…Eric Saward, the script editor responsible for writing the most formulaic 1980s Dalek story of them all ‘Resurrection Of The Daleks’. Saward, despite not liking the Daleks at all (or, indeed, Dr Who much in this era when he keeps clashing with producer John Nathan-Turner) offered to write another story: ‘Resurrection’, for all its faults, had been a huge ratings boost and Dalek creator Terry Nation, though horrified at the story, was pleased with the extra love and attention he was getting and happy to let Eric write it. Saward felt it was unfinished business too: he’d been an extra two years in the job now (given that ‘Resurrection’ was written for the 1983 season though not broadcast till 1984) and understand both the series and The Daleks that much better and wanted to have another go. I do wonder, too, if it was atonement of sorts of having the highest death count in Dr Who (78): this story kills nearly as many (50ish?) but actually stops to mourn them and think about what happens when we die and what that does to the people around us, rather than being something that ‘happens’. Due to the strangest of circumstances it ends up being the last script Eric writes for Dr Who (at least on telly) and is easily his maturest and most thoughtful script, taking a leaf from the man who had now become his favourite Who writer, Bob Holmes. To be fair, too, both ‘Earthshock’ and ‘Resurrection’ were written under duress, at the end of difficult years that had involved much re-writing, whereas ‘Revelation’ was written under much gentler circumstances. You see, there was a problem: BBC rules meant that script writers weren’t allowed to commission themselves  and while they sometimes got away with it (pleading difficult last minute circumstances if a script fell through) the heads of the new writer’s guild were rather sticklers for following rules. New heads that just happened to be Eric’s bête noirs Pip and Jane Baker, who would have been only to eager to shop him after the clashes that went into making ‘The Mark Of the Rani’.  So the production team hatched a plan, waiting till Eric’s script writing contract ran out at the end of the year and giving him three weeks off till issuing him a new ne. Eric was now, briefly, both freelance and ‘free’ again and with nothing to stop him took off for s much needed holiday on the island of Rhodes, with some reading material and a notebook and pen to hand.


That reading material is significant because it ended up inspiring quite a lot of what made it into the story. It was Evelyn Waugh’s fairly obscure 1948 novel ‘The Loved One’, about a Brit moving to Hollywood and being surprised at the differences in culture, all centred round a pet cemetery. Not the most obvious reading it’s true, which might be Saward nicked so much of it so freely, expecting nobody else would notice: lots of the characters in this story have equivalents in the book, with ‘Joyboy’ the Brit turning into ‘Jobel’, with a sort of love triangle with a plain girl called ‘Aimie’ turned into ‘Tasambaker’. Why Tasambeker? Well, Eric also got lots of his character names and traits from the things he came across on Rhodes: Tasembeker is the local saint on Rhodes, to whom childless couples prayed for fertility (which makes sense if you twist the concept slightly to someone so desperate to be loved they end up pushing people away). Orcini, meanwhile, was inspired by the ‘Knights Hospitaller’ who ruled Rhodes in the 14th and 15th centuries who Eric saw as fiercely independent and relentless in their pursuit of their goals, much as Eric saw the character. ‘Stengos’ was the name of the man who ferried Eric around the island. The DJ was inspired by a bored disc jockey Eric listened to during late night drives during the ‘graveyard shift’, who acted as if he was talking to himself as no one else was listening. ‘Necros’, the name of Saward’s new planet, is the Greek word for ‘corpse’. Change the pets to people, throw in some Daleks and a DJ and you basically have the same story: which, to be fair to Eric, is how a lot of Holmes’ stories were made too (just with more obvious Hammer Horror elements).


The biggest influence, though, is the feeling: like many a Waugh book it’s a satirical piece that can either be read as it stands or read as an attack on a false way of human living. ‘The Loved One’s big message is that it doesn’t matter how much tinsel you put into the funeral ceremony or how great a person you were in life, death is the great leveller and once you’re dead, you’re dead, no redos or regenerations available. Notably no one in Hollywood will even refer to death: they use euphemisms because thinking about the harsh inevitabilities of life doesn’t fit the way they act and behave, but deny it all they will its there waiting for them eventually. The people dead in the ground don’t know or care what you’re doing on the surface and the traditions that go along with funerals are for the people living more than the dead. It’s also a book that laughs at the pointless rituals we have while we’re alive: Aimee stands out in the book because she’s the only one brave enough to be ‘herself’ and everyone mocks her for it, to the point of (spoilers) forcing her into suicide, just like Tasambeker (the only character open about her feelings) sort-of does. She’s a far more honourable character than any of the others though, who are all two-faced, pretending to like people to their face then stabbing them in the back. This spills over into Saward’s script, a world where everyone pays audible tribute to the dead but is really living off their corpses. The script is full of people who are only ‘pretending’, a neat and more intelligent  twist on his usual ‘body double’ idea (of both Cyber-converts and Dalek duplicates):  Jobel strings people along and drops them when they’re no longer needed with hints that he’s acting arrogant and being a hot catch because he knows he’s a balding tiny ugly odious little man (his death sequence reveals he’s wearin a wig), Kara acts like Davros’ perfect lackey but really she’s toppling to overthrow him, the DJ (talking to an empty room full of cryogenically frozen corpses who are fast asleep) has a ‘professional voice’ he keeps for work complete with fake American accent and even Davros himself isn’t quite what he seems to be, playing the part of ‘The Great Healer’ despite aiming to kill as many people as possible (spoilers: the head in a jar is all for show). This makes the Daleks back to being cunning and ruthless again, something Eric understands much better now than in his last script and they run the show, pushing people into doing their bidding, with Davros even luring The Doctor to Necros as part of an elaborate trap based around his own death (which turns out to be one big red herring). That’s a clever way of doing a Dr Who script and it’s well thought out, with by and large everyone ‘pretending’ in episode one and revealing their true colours in episode two.


This is also the perfect place to drop the 6th Doctor. He is, of all the regenerations to date, the one who most seems to be ‘hiding’ his true self, with an inner insecurity hidden behind layers of anecdotes boasts and theatrics someone who wears a coat of many colours mostly because he’s afraid without it he won’t stand out from the crowd. Saward was critical of both the coat (one of the best features of his world-building is giving Necros a mourning colour of blue – actually it was meant to be white, but it started snowing on location and the cloak just disappeared on screen. Since quitting his job two years down the line Eric’s commented a lot in interviews (including a famously damning on in ‘Starbust’ where everyone involved in Dr Who winds up sounding psychopathic) on how he thought the sixth Doctor was a ‘mistake’, from casting to character to costume and you get the feeling he’s fed up of him to be honest and is far more interested in his supporting cast, so he keeps the regulars out of the action for half the story, preferring to write for his incidental characters and even has his ‘newbies’ be rude to the Doctor (such as Jobel claiming it would take more than a hundred foot tombstone to ‘crush an ego like yours’, while Peri’s comments on The Doctor’s weight were reportedly real things Eric overheard JNT say to Colin; this was not a happy place to work in 1985). Which is a shame because the best bits of this story are still the moments between the Doctor and Peri. However that’s a shame because Colin is more than up to it and gives one of his most rounded performances, gentler in his spats with Peri (which is now more like gentle teasing from siblings who are fond of each other, rather than bitter enemies), with a sad melancholic opening full of existential despair as The Doctor ‘retires’ and takes up fishing, horror at Davros’ plan and a real sense of mourning and loss when he fears Peri has been killed  far deeper and more ‘real’ than any action he’s been called on to give before (certainly far different to anyone’s reaction in ‘Resurrection’); the faker the people around him go the more ‘real’ The Doctor gets. They should have trusted Colin with this sort of thing earlier. As for Peri, she doesn’t get as much to do but at least she’s back to being a rounded person again rather than a cipher. Saward gets in a great joke about fakeness there too (‘Is that your real accent?’ asks The DJ ‘I hope so’ says Nicola Bryant nervously), while Peri finally gets to use her botany skills and bond over American music with the DJ.


Ah yes, good old rock and roll. Something that very much wasn’t in Waugh’s novel (not least because it hadn’t been ‘invented’ yet) Saward writes it in as a symbol of everything that’s ‘real’. There’s no pretending in rock music (and it’s very much rock not pop for a change, though weirdly there’s a bit of jazz in there) – the best of it is pure feeling that makes you feel ‘alive’. Much as some fans don’t understand why a DJ has been hired to play music to a bunch of dead corpses, that’s the ‘joke’ – only the dead are listening anymore to what it means to be truly ‘alive’. And that’s a very Dr Who message that isn’t in the Waugh novel. The fact that the music is turned on Davros via a ‘sonic beam’ and rock and roll socks it to the man (well, the Kaled mutant I guess) is a great moment. There’s a sense here too, though, of the hippie dream in decay, now that we’ve reached the mid-1980s and the era of Thatcherism and Reaganism is beginning to bite (the nemesis of the 1960s dream in so many ways). You might recall, if you’ve read any of about half the Hartnell reviews that touch on it, that Dr Who started as a sort of safe discussion middle ground between kids and their parents about what sort of a world they were going to inherit. Was the fact they were moving away from armies and invasions towards peace and kindness a good thing or did it just make them all wimps? (see ‘The Space Museum’ for an example of the former and ‘The Dominators’ for the latter). Though not as bald a metaphor as ‘The Greatest Show In The Galaxy’ will be, this story gets there first by pointing out the joyous tolerant equal universe Dr Who promised us really isn’t happening. A generation turned out to be ‘day trippers’ paying lip service to such ideals and had allowed the ‘wrong’ people to get into power. Even The Beatles, in this era, feel as far away from their young selves as they ever were: John’s dead (the general view is he was murdered by a ‘fan’ in a sign of the hippie community broken down, who wasn’t really a fan and never owned a Beatle album till the week he did it), George is a recluse, Ringo’s an alcoholic and Paul has just released ‘The frog Song Chorus’. Nobody but nobody, witting down to watch ‘An Unearthly Child’ after playing the latest Beatles record, could ever have imagined we’d have ended up here just twenty years later. We’ve become a nation, a generation of people kowtowing and paying lip service to ideals we don’t believe in, because in a time of recession it’s the only way to keep our jobs and food on the table. We’ve stepped away from everything the 1960s once stood for and become a nation of race riots (The Daleks are back talking about ‘purity’ again), of capitalists (everyone turns a blind eye to the fact that everyone is literally eating the dead here on Necros) and warmongers (while ‘resurrection’ seems to relish death, despite being an ‘anti-war’ story, there’s no glamour about death here: all the soldiers, including the Daleks fighting a civil war, have put their beliefs ahead of their respect for life). Death comes cheap in this world, where everyone is looking for number one – the opposite of rock and roll and it’s shared sense of community (though they can’t get the rights to the Grateful Dead it might be significant they use a poster, perhaps the biggest musical ‘community’ of the 1960s based around one band; the music they do use include ‘fake’ Elvis covers, fake Beach Boys covers, weirdly enough the real Ted Heath Orchestra and surprisingly enough real Hendrix – on first broadcast and in the blu-ray anyway, it’s replaced for the VHS and DVD, all tracks treated to some extra Radiophonic Workshop ‘whooshing’ noises to sound more ‘alien’. For once the ‘fakeness’, due to licensing costs, only adds to the message of the story about not being ‘real’). Rock and roll, that once real thing, is a dying brand spoken only to the dead now – to survive on this ruthless planet where nothing is as it seems and everyone wants your job you have to be fake or die. Though we’re on an alien planet in an unspecified date in the future (enough of a future for Humans to have spread across the universe anyway) this couldn’t  be more like Thatcher’s Britain if everyone was clutching an unemployment form and dressed in neon leg-warmers and shoulder pads.


This story, then, has a very different feel to any of the stories around it: only ‘Vengeance On Varos’ is telling anything like the same sort of damning portrayal of contemporary society and that one’s not subtle about it the way this one is, a story that makes you work for what it’s trying to say. Generally the stories from Colin’s all-too-short twin seasons in the Tardis follow a routine: lots of pontificating, big epic speeches and the 6th Doctor blustering into a situation where he’s the focal of attention (I mean, what else was he going to be in that coat?) and pretending he knows everything, then trying to rescue either Peri or Mel who have invariably got lost somewhere along the way – usually without him noticing. Then there’s the usual Eric Sward scripts: heavy on the action, big on the battle sequences and as violent and bloodthirsty as anything seen in the series (even if most of them are meant to be anti-war diatribes). This one isn’t like either: the death mostly happened long before the Tardis arrived and its a plot that’s about considering what it means to really be alive, rather than whose going to snuff it before the end credits. Most Dalek stories, Saward-era stories and most 6th Doctor stories between them are grandiose, big on drama and action and do-gooding speeches and low on subtlety. Not this one though, which against all the odds is more thoughtful and reflective, where even the seemingly larger-than-life characters (like Davros, the DJ and even the Doctor himself) are shown to have a more melancholic, vulnerable side to them. Time and again this story does the opposite to what you expect. Far from being central to the story the Doctor and Peri don’t even arrive at the plot until halfway through and when they do far from being the big high adventurers of old she’s spooked by being on a graveyard planet (the nicely if falsely named ‘Tranquil Repose), while he’s deeply depressed by seeing what he thinks is his own gravestone (even more so when it apparently crushes him to death in the cliffhanger) and their only way in is to clumsily clamber over a wall. Hardly a big dramatic arrival. Traditionally fans tend to love the first episode (when everyone’s acting oddly) and aren’t that keen on the second (when things go back to normal) but for me they’re a pair: the whole point of this story is that you can’t pretend to be someone you’re not forever. Everyone in this story gets penalised for pretending to be something they’re not – even The Doctor, if you count the brief moment he really truly honestly thinks Peri is dead this time. The moral of the story? Always be yourself.


Of course, as things turn out, it’s all a big Davros trap, but one that shows a lot more forethought and cunning than the Daleks usually have – usually they just blindly assume they’re going to win despite all the past stories to the contrary but in this one they assume from the first that they’re going to lose. In some ways it all makes sense: one Doctor or another are always turning up to cause havoc and disrupt his plans so getting them out the way with a false adventure that gets the timelord exterminated is a great idea from a Dalek point of view. The problems is though...how do you set a trap for someone who keeps changing their face and passes time in the wrong order? Did the Daleks litter this planet with statues that looked like all fifteen-and-counting Doctors? Did the 6th Doctor just happen to stumble on the right one that looked like him and there are others looking like Hartnell or Ncuti out there just out of shot? Fair dos if he doesn’t recognise his future selves, but he has a one in six chance of stumbling across an earlier Doctor and recognising them first. There are a few other issues too: I love the dark and cynical reasoning behind the radio being played to a load of cryogenically frozen dead bodies who will never hear it, which is only hospital radio taken to a logical conclusion, but I’ve always wondered why would anyone agree to pay for this? Money’s never really been a thing for Daleks but they seem oddly obsessed by it here, using dead bodies to make moolah, though equally they don’t seem to have been here long enough for such fripperies as radio broadcasting. They must have some set aside for this  story to work. Have they successfully plundered other worlds off-screen or has Davros been doing oil of Ulay adverts in his spare time to pay for all this? Equally how did Davros escape from the Movellan virus that had definitely killed him, honest in ‘Resurrection’?


Alas, too, this script doesn’t really come over on screen. Like ‘Resurrection’ this story is oddly cast with a very mixed success. It’s great to see Eleanor Bron back again, another of the story’s close Beatle links (she was the love interest in their second film ‘Help!’) but she’s playing against type  as a ruthless backstabber and can’t quite get the part (nice to see her properly after her cameo at the end of ‘City Of Death’ though). Alec Linstead, as Stengos, is odd casting (you might remember him better as Osgood Senior in ‘The Daemons’). Hugh Walters, playing Vogel, is even weirder casting (you might remember him as William Shakespeare in ‘The Chase’).Colin Spaull (Lilt) ditto (you might remember him as Mr Crane from ‘Rise Of The Cybermen/Age Of Steel’). Also Trevor Cooper (Takis) who makes a much better Friar Tuck in ‘Robot Of Sherwood’.  Clive Swift is just awful, missing all the subtleties in the script (no surprise if you come to this after his interview damning Whovians – see ‘Voyage Of the Damned’ for more). Terry Molloy continues to be a decent Michael Wisher substitute and gets the most out of Davros, making him more mobile this story, with Roy Skelton back for the Dalek voices so at least they ‘sound’ right. It’s Jenny Tomasin as Taswembeker who gets the most mixed reaction: certainly Jonathan Powell (taking over from Michael Grade as head of BBC serials) thought she was awful and demanded a newe edit that cut some of her scenes out. But isn’t she meant to be? Tasembeker is, surely, a candidate, for one of the most thankless roles in Dr Who ever: she’s meant to be a whiny, passive, pathetic creature, one worships Jobel so only that she can’t see that it puts him off her. What else are you supposed to do with a role like that? (Although, admittedly, you don’t feel the sting of her ‘revenge’ as deeply as you should, as Jenny plays it in the exact same way, rather than the moment Tasembeker finds her ‘voice’).  Like so much of mid-1980s Who you can’t help but feel that the script is going for dark, cynical and edgy and the cast are going for light, fluffy and colourful, resulting in a story that feels weirdly off-kilter, like you’ve just seen a dark and gritty drama about custard-pie flinging or a postmodernist take on capitalism and death that’s supposed to be about, erm, Barbie dolls. There was nearly another unexpected cast member too, at least in JNT’s head: he’d got talking to none other than Lawrence Olivier, who was by now semi-retired but admitted he had used to love Dr Who and might be coaxed out of retirement for one last cameo, assuming it was small, was filmed on location (he hated the way he looked on TV studio film) and that there was no advance publicity. JNT cooked up just the thing: a horribly disfigured mutant who came out of a freezing cold pond to cough up some plot exposition and rolled around in a swamp before dying. Officially Olivier never gave a reply; unofficially he laughed and turned the idea down (he wasn’t getting in a lake for anybody!) This sequence is, incidentally, the last bit of Dr Who taped on film until the McGann TV Movie and the last time we have a story that switches between the two standards of indoor and outdoor broadcasting, a true end of an era that stretches back all the way to the show’s first year.


There’s one bit of surprise stunt casting that actually works for once. JNT realised early on that the DJ part was a role ripe for publicity and offered it to all sorts of actor-musicians and comedians: David Bowie, Jasper Carrott, Rik Mayall, Roger Daltrey, even Ringo just to ram that point about The Beatles home; Jimmy Savile was considered but, thankfully, not asked. They were getting rather desperate by the time they offered it to Alexie Sayle and JNT was more than a bit nervous: he’d read Sayle’s hilarious article ‘Why I Should Be The New Doctor Who’ about the importance of having a Marxist in the Tardis published in the November 1984 edition of ‘Foundation’, a left-wing publisher and taken it seriously rather than tongue-in-cheek. For what it’s worth the point Sayle was making, as a long lived Whovian, was heartfelt: the series had betrayed its ‘roots’ by becoming another safe adventure series, casting ‘celebrity actors’ like Peter Davison and Colin Baker rather than unknown subversives like Tom Baker, with stories that had moved away from the 1960s ideal of socking it to the man. However it was done in an affectionate, jokey way: K9, for instance, is described as ‘the one true Marxist character’ (because he always tells the truth), while timelords were referred to as ‘typical rightwing authority figures’, while the closing promise to ‘march to TV studio 8 at BBC TV centre with a bunch of mercenaries, unemployed Daleks and revolutionaries’ was never intentional. Sayle, who loved any and all science fiction could also be seen spoofing ‘Time Tunnel’ on his TV series, renamed ‘Drunks In Time’ as he fell through time and space in a drunken heap after one too many nights out with his friend (played by another scifi actor friend, none other than Peter Capaldi).  JNT, though, famously, didn’t have much of a sense of humour. Saward persuaded him though, recognising that this was exactly the sort of story Sayle belonged in and that his article was saying much the same as this story: that Dr Who had got lost somewhere along the way since the 1960s (if only because the world had got lost too). He’s a, well, a ‘revelation’, nailing both the shy ‘real’ DJ born too late for the ‘good old days’ (a rare actor believable in both hippie garn and the sort of rocker leathers Christopher Eccleston will wear as the 9th Doctor) and the OTT exaggerated performance as the DJ (he was too shy to perform this way in rehearsals, panicking JNT so much he was nearly replaced). Given that the DJ is a reminder of everything humanity once stood for and all that was lost, yet still takes a stand and socks it to Davros even though he knows its going to get shim killed, makes this the perfect character for him to play. 

 

The result, then, is a really strong story that somehow never quite comes alive on TV, thanks to the arch performances, weird costumes and the bonkers sets (by now budget was running tight so the sets for Tranquil Repose’ were cobbled together out of anything handy). On the plus side Necros feels like a ‘real’ world that existed long before the cameras started rolling, with lots of clever touches that make the planet and its people come alive, from blue being the national colour of mourning to Davros’ supporting ‘team’ who all secretly want his job (is it going too far to say that Davros is Thatcher for the purposes of this story?) It all looks really good, filmed in Portsmouth (Bolinge Hill Farm, Queen Elizabeth County Park, Tangmere Aerodrome and the IBM North Harbour Building, which became ‘Tranquil Repose’ with the ‘Garden Of Fond Memoires’ located in their car park, with actors and crew chaperoned to make sure they didn’t pinch any ‘secret technology’; they gave their filming fee to a local school where Colin Baker later presented the cheque in person during his time off) for a change and making good use of a sudden unexpected snowstorm one that meant the diesel in the BBC trucks froze over and their usual equipment had to be taken by tractor).It’s a decent story for Davros, The Daleks aren’t in it enough but are at least back to their scheming best and The Doctor and Peri, though late to the party, are well catered for. The serious message at the heart of this story too is the sort of thing Dr Who had never done before and which still felt like the sort of thing it should be doing (and even if much of it is down to Waugh rather than Saward it’s still a less blatant steal than, say, ‘The Brain Of Morbius’ is from Frankenstein).


However there’s still something hollow deep down in this story, as it’s hard to care for any of these characters or feel for them when they snuff it. The story starts off being about cryogenics (and saward’s starting point, of wondering why you would want to live in a world where you were out of touch with everything, from technology to people and whether that would be living) turns into as gruesome horror show and then a backstabbing crime thriller, without really getting to grips with any of the three stories and not always that smoothly. Davros has lost his head and not just because it’s in a jar – he doesn’t act the way we’re used to, becoming a capitalist factory boss more than a megalomaniac scientist. The trouble with doing existential stories is that you still need a physical threat for the cliffhangers. In a story with only one it has to be good and while the gravestone toppling onto The Doctor is a brilliant meta moment in a story about wondering about mortality, the resolution to it the next week (oh it was just made of plyboard) is one of the biggest cop outs the show ever had (it could have been worse: it was shot with blood – fake blood as it turns out – but JNT panicked about Mary Whitehouse type responses and cut it out). In pure emotional terms ‘Earthshock’ is better and sells the threat more, while ‘Resurrection’ is better made, for all of Graeme Harper’s good ideas (such as filming The Daleks from below or above, to make them seem spooky, while the Glass Dalek looks really good – it’s actually a David Whittaker invention from the first ever Who novelisation ‘Dr Who In An Exciting Adventure With The Daleks’ they’ve never been able to afford to put on television before). The overall theme, of people becoming food and cannibalism, was done better and more horribly in ‘The Two Doctors’ just two stories earlier (though nothing else about that story really ‘worked’) while more than a few people pointed out the similarities to 1973 film ‘Solyent Green’, which is basically the same story of food as fuel without the Daleks (though Saward claims to have never seen it and I believe him too: it’s the sort of plot more than one writer could come up with and Who does it better). The pacing, too, isn’t quite there: you have to sit through long periods of nothing happening (especially in episode one) then so much happens you can’t keep up with it (there’s a reason why this was the last episode broadcast in 45 minute chunks – it never quite worked).


For all the flaws though, ‘Revelation’ is easily Saward’s best work, a story that might not always get the details right but asks the awkward difficult questions this show should always ask even with the occasional lame bit of dialogue and is so much better in so many ways than his other two it’s hard to believe they’re by the same writer. In many ways Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant’s too, with lots of neat touches in design and costume and story (‘Vengeance On Varos’ is its only rival, a story that’s even more original and damning of the 1980s). Though it’s a little too quirky and convoluted to be one of the true Who classics and with a cast who should mostly have been exterminated and replaced, it’s still very very good, a neat twist on Dalek stories that are always about death and destruction by having most of the body count dead before we even reach the planet and raising a lot of interesting questions about how humans live their short lives and what they spend their money on during the long time they’re dead. It is, indeed, a ‘revelation’ (a title Saward picked after his original ‘The End Of The Road’ was turned down in the wake of the hiatus announcement and someone – probably Ian Levine - pointed out that both ‘Genesis’ and ‘Resurrection’ had Biblical titles. Thankfully they’ve dropped this strand before we get, say, ‘Letter To The Corinthian Of The Daleks I’ although I for one am itching to write ‘Deuteronomy Of The Daleks’ for the title alone).  Though not a top tier classic it’s still a blooming good story and shows that Michael Grade’s decision to ‘rest’ the show (actually an outright cancellation, till 80,000 fans blocked the BBC phonelines in protest; friends were roped in from everywhere to answer calls, including a passing Patrick Troughton) was completely wrong: Dr Who had found its feet again. Unfortunately, once it’s put on ‘trial’, things are about to go wrong for real and instead of going to ‘B….’ at the end of the story (intended to be ‘Blackpool’, to lead into the already written ‘Nightmare Fair’ – see ‘The Mysterious Planet’ for more about the season we might have got, but freeze-framed when the show’s future was in doubt; the actual last shot was intended to be the Doctor and Peri walking off into the sunset, but the snow was so bad that shot had to be dropped, symbolically) now everything about he who was up in the air. Including its future, it’s freedom and it’s quality. After all ‘Revelation’ is the last book in the Bible…  


POSITIVES + The DJ has the ‘skulls and roses’ poster for the Grateful Dead on his wall. Fantastic, this means the Dead exist in the Whoniverse and one day I might yet get my dream episode set in Haight Ashbury in 1967! Yippee!!!


NEGATIVES - The ending is a bit of a cop out and for once the Doctor has precious little to do with it. As well as the Davros-Daleks on Necros a bunch of ‘purer’ Daleks from Skaro turn up and blame the others for not being Dalek enough, with the plot basically tuning into a gang war fare between two rival tribes. They have a point - I mean, the Daleks we’ve been following have been meddling with human concepts like grief after all - but it does come a bit out of nowhere in the final episode. The last we see of Davros in this story is him being wheeled off to stand trial on Skaro. Which is at least better than just having the Doctor shoot at him, like most Saward scripts, but for all it matters to the plot the Tardis needn’t have landed on Necros at all really – he and Peri are observers here, rather than active participants  (and while I’ll buy the theme of ‘Dr Who can’t put things right the way he used to in his old days’ it’s an idea that doesn’t quite work).

BEST QUOTE: Dr: ‘But did you bother to tell anyone they might be eating their own relatives?’ Davros: Certainly not! That would have created what I believe is termed consumer resistance’.

PREQUELS/SEQUELS: There was one bone thrown Dr Who’s way when the show was ‘rested’ – a radio series broadcast roughly four months after the broadcast of ‘Revelation’. It was, well, a revelation: odd to say now there are hundreds if not a thousand Big Finish Dr Who audios but it had never been done on radio before and a lot of people wondered if it would even work without all the visuals. There had been a standalone vinyl record in ‘The Pescatons’ and a very obscure radio broadcast ‘Exploration Earth’ not to mention the best-selling chopped-up TV soundtrack of ‘Genesis Of The Daleks’ all 4th Doctor stories from the 1970s, but they all felt like spin-offs, extras to the main course. At the time of ‘Slipback’ fans weren’t all that sure Dr Who was going to come back on TV at all; this felt like the future as well as a bit of a downward step. Inevitably ‘Slipback’ became something of a whipping boy for fandom, mostly because it didn’t quite sound like Dr Who. It was broadcast in the then children’s slot ‘Pirate Radio Four’ at a time when the show was at its most adult, so that was weird. It was broadcast in six ten minute chunks after the TV series had extended the running time from 22ish minutes to 45, which felt even weirder – every time the story gets going there’s a cliffhanger. And the whole style was most peculiar: it’s the one TV story of the 1980s where the creative team didn’t have John Nathan-Turner breathing down their necks so script editor Eric Saward gets to indulge in copying one of his favourite writers – no not Bob Holmes surprisingly but Douglas Adams, with many fans commenting that Slipback’s comedy computers and ironic guards sounded as if they came straight out of ‘Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy’ (while little did anyone know it at the time but it’s a dead steal of the interactive computer game Douglas was trying to get made, ‘Starship Titanic’, which was finally released in 1998 and very confusing it is too; even when Terry Jones’ novelisation came out I still couldn’t work out how to get past halfway through the game when the talking bomb kept not quite blowing itself up and I got sat on by a parrot. Yep, one of those games).


With all the love in the world Eric is not the next Douglas (just as he isn’t the next Bob) and the storyline, about a schizophrenic computer that’s taken over a starship and tried to take it back to the time of the Big Bang while everyone is on the run from a ferocious animal called a Maston, feels deliberately made to feel confusing and disorientating. In the context of the time, when fans were calling for Dr Who to be bigger and more adult, this little peace offering was only ever going to stir the flames. Time has been kind to this quirky little oddball though. We’re more used to hearing Dr Who rather than seeing it So much 1980s Dr Who is stiff and trying a bit too hard but ‘Slipback’ is a breeze, a lot of fun that’s never meant to be anything other than silly. Because everyone important is looking the other way ‘Slipback’ manages to do things they could never have  gotten away with on telly: there’s a whole scene where the Doctor and Peri get blind drunk on the drink Voxnik for instance, a dead crib of the Fitzroy Tavern near BBC centre where Dr Who alumni traditionally hung out. Colin Baker proves to be a brilliant audio Doctor far more comfortable than he is on telly – where he sometimes seems awkward in person he really knows how to throw his voice at a character and seems far more nuanced, with a much happier relationship with Peri, more like the one’s we’ll get across ‘The Trial Of A Timelord’ (it helps that we can’t see the 6th Doctor’s coat). Nicola Bryant is having a lot of fun being exasperated too, while the main guest star Valentine Dyall as the baddy Slarn is far more subtle and entertaining than The Black Guardian ever was (sadly the veteran actor died a mere fortnight after broadcast, with this his very final acting part in anything). No ‘Slipback’ is not the future and from the title alone is indeed a ‘slip backwards’ and would never have been a future that would have lasted very long, but it’s quite an entertaining cul-de-sac if you’re not expecting anything special. Eric wrote a novelisation of it for Target in 1986 that at one time used to be the easiest way to find this story (despite being reportedly one of Target’s lowest sellers, along with some later Hartnell stories) and given the extra space expanded on the story quite a bit without the need for endless cliffhangers, so it remains in many ways the definitive way to experience it if you’re after purely the story. However the story was finally issued on CD in 2010 so it’s much easier to find and hearing the ‘right’ voices and the weird sound effects is much more fun (my old battered copy was a cassette double-pack with ‘Genesis’ released in 1988).


‘Davros’ (2003) is the straightforward name given to number #48 in the Big Finish main range and was his first appearance away from the BBC version, played by Terry Molloy just as in ‘Revelation’. The story is a sort of prequel, set between ‘Resurrection’ and ‘Revelation’ with Davros imprisoned by The Daleks and executed early in the story (now there’s an opening!) He’s not quite dead though, just in a coma, as a couple of corpse stealers find out to their cost (one of whom is Wendy Padbury, doing a good job of playing a character about as far from Zoe as its possible to get). There’s a clever bit of continuity where Davros is rebuilt by his acolytes imperfectly, with a faulty larynx (which is why he doesn’t sound like he did when he was Michael Wisher or David Gooderson!) Meanwhile who should arrive but the 6th Doctor, apparently pre-‘Revelation’ too after leaving Peri on some unspecified planet, oblivious to the fact his mortal enemy is hovering about Skaro in a spaceship, accidentally waking him when Davros hears and recognises his voice. A new regime is on Skaro now and on waking Davros has become legendary, greeted as the planet’s saviour. Unable to make anyone listen to his worries about who this patient really is, The Doctor decides to work undercover as Davros’ assistant (!), subtly sabotaging his work rebuilding Daleks while secretly manipulating his enemy into becoming his assistant (and even making him tea at one point!) The story then follows ‘Genesis’ to the letter, a tale  of politics, power struggles and exterminations, until Davros’ inevitable fall from grace where he ends up fighting for his life again (and quite possibly dead, or so The Doctor thinks to maintain the continuity). It’s quite a wordy audio adventure as Big Finishes go, with no Daleks for once in a Davros story, yet not actually that much Davros either despite the title: he’s asleep for the first quarter of this story and more of a ranting caricature than, say, the three-dimensional scientist of the superlative ‘I, Davros’ range. It’s great to hear Terry back in the role though and his scenes crossing swords and words with Colin are the highlights of an uneven adventure.


Finally  it’s a fond farewell to our old friend ‘Time and Time Again’ (1993), the time-travelling 30th anniversary comic strip from Dr Who Magazine issue #207. The 7th Doctor is trying to retrieve items from his past to make sure that his timelines stay intact when The Black Guardian tries to change them. His meeting with the 6th Doctor at the start of ‘Revelation’ is the easiest of the lot, catching him by the river side. The 6th Doctor’s in a grumpy mood. ‘Can’t I even catch a grumblejack in peace?’ he sighs, down in the dumps and morosely asking if having the timelines changed so he’s stuck on Gallifrey would make much difference.  The 7th Doctor tells him that the alternate future results in ‘terrible things’ but the 6th Doctor thinks his older self is ‘selfish’. ‘You just think it’s up to you to save the universe’ he says before the 7th Doctor retorts that he’s not the one going around killing fish. ‘You hunt for much bigger game’ retorts Sixie ‘And we both use live bait’. The 6th Doctor hands over one of his cat badges from the lining of his coat but adds rather sadly ‘The universe would go on you know, it would just be different. What’s wrong with that?’    

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