Saturday, 10 June 2023

Planet Of Giants: Ranking - 162

   Planet Of The Giants

(Season 2 Serial 1, Dr 1 with Ian, Barbara and Susan, 31/10/1964-14/11/1964, producer: Verity Lambert, script editor: David Whittaker, writer: Louis Marks, director: Mervyn Pinfield and Douglas Camfield)

Rank: 162

'Well, that wasn't the way I expected to regenerate...reduced to an inch high, licked by a spider and pestered by pesticides before my companion drops fish fingers dipped in custard on my head'





 


 Dr Who had survived an entire year! Thanks mostly to the Daleks it was now a respected established and much-loved giant of British television despite BBC bosses only giving it eight weeks, then thirteen. When the series started nobody had got to planning this far or worked out what would happen, with season-long arcs still science fiction back in 1964 – instead everyone was grabbing every script they could get their hands on in under to keep this behemoth going with everyone worked to the last possible moment of their full-year contract before being allowed to stop for a six week holiday. By then the commissioning of a second series seems inevitable so the bosses decide to keep two stories back, keeping them in the can to launch the new season, only which story do they choose to kick off the new run? I like to see it as a measure of Dr Who’s newfound confidence that they run with a story that had once been planned for the pilot, about the Tardis going wrong and turning the travellers into miniature versions of themselves. Script editor David Whittaker had championed the idea but the storyline had been rejected by the bosses for being too difficult, too strenuous, too expensive, too impossible to make in cramped corner of the BBC’s tiniest studio in Lime Grove. Well, now script editor David Whittaker and producer Verity Lambert had the clout to do anything they liked and decided to revive that story to kick-start the second year instead as a sort of second pilot, only with a few changes to avoid the problems their bosses had foreseen. The biggest change is the surroundings, with Dr Who given the green light to move from their studios at Lime Grove (where Dr Who had been made amongst other small-scale kiddie dramas) to a bigger studio at BBC Television Centre to be made amongst the adult big boys of drama, which will be the show’s main (give or take location filming, industrial strikes, asbestos scares, late bookings, one lone story made at Pebble Mill in Birmingham a story filmed at the TV centre car park) home until the end of the original BBC run twenty-five years later. ‘Planet Of Giants’ might have shrunk our regulars to microscopic size but just look at that title: they’re now giants of the industry and this is their victory lap, made with a confidence and ambition of a secure future and guaranteed wages, albeit coupled with the sheer exhaustion that this is episodes forty-two to forty-four and nobody has been allowed to take a break yet for more than a week at a time yet.


‘Planet Of Giants’ is the second example of what the programme makers considered their ‘sideways’ stories, to be slipped in between the journeys that in this early era alternated between past and future. Just as in ‘The Edge Of Destruction’ The Tardis is being treated like any other bit of technology such as a car, as something made up of so many moving parts one of them will go wrong sooner or later, only the repercussions will be a bit different to losing a wheel or a tube (Ian very much compares the scanner to his 1960s telly at home going on the blink): here for instance the Tardis develops a fault that causes its dimensions to go a bit wrong and while the good news is that The Doctor does manage to get his two British companions Ian and Barbara home again the bad news is that they’re an inch high. I love the fact that this story sort-of goes back to where it began – Londonish in but from a different perspective, so that they sort of see it the way The Doctor always did, as a backward world full of people living their lives utterly oblivious to what’s going on around them. The first time Dr Who had dared to go back to the ‘present’ (or something close to it - the semi-official ‘Lethbridge-Stewart’ novels say its 1969), we and they both see it from new eyes, the ordinary world now as extraordinary as any of the places they’ve been too when seen from this new vantage point an inch off the floor, simultaneously cosy and familiar yet scarier than it ever has after all those adventures. Now, the one thing the original Tardis crew couldn’t do, without the series ending, was land back on contemporary Earth or Ian and Barbara, our original eyes and ears, have no reason to stay with The Doctor. And wouldn’t you know it? The one time they arrive back home, within a Dalek’s ray gun of Coal Hill School, the Tardis goes wrong and they’re all turned into midgets. Totally their luck the way first series pans out and would totally be my luck too (why didn’t the Tardis flipping do this on Skaro, when The Daleks wouldn’t have noticed them?!), especially when Ian ends up trapped in a briefcase and taken indoors – which seems a trek worthy of the petrified jungles of Skaro or a trip through revolutionary France given how hazardous the path to get him back across the front porch now seems.



Four years before the Americans did it worse on a much larger budget, this is ‘Land Of The Giants’ done properly, with giant insects, colossal matchboxes and deadly pussy cats that doesn’t just keep one peril back for every story but throws the lot at us. This story would be nothing if the sets and props weren’t up to it and you can see why the bosses worried about this story so but by now the production team have absolute trust in the designer who once came up with The Daleks and more than any story before or after this is made to be a showcase for Ray Cusick’s talents. As Ian says it’s just like a world’s fair exhibit (a timely comment, given that the famous New York spectacle was back then at the end of a year’s tour in London), something which on a BBC budget should be ridiculous, but  Cusick is more than up to the challenge: the giant fly’s maybe a bit too obviously static and the cat menace turns into a blown-up photograph partway through, but the worms, the cigarette packets, the paving stones, everything very much including the kitchen sink (actually the best set of the lot, complete with gigantic plug: the behind-the-scenes pictures show how truly humungous this set was) are all totally and utterly believable. As easy as it is to get upset about the missing episodes and wonder what they’d been like if the BBC hadn’t been so short-sighted as to wipe them, lets just pause for a moment to enjoy the fact that these three exist. This would be an impossible story to imagine just on audio but we actually get to see it – and while the still photographs look good it’s the moving footage that makes them come alive. Cusick really was the unsung hero of these early years and, Daleks aside, nowhere more than here, going above and beyond his pay grade despite being understandably ticked off that he wasn’t getting a single extra for creating the design of the pepper pots, the biggest success story of the year. Even more than usual with 1960s Who it feels as if you could reach out through the screen and touch everything.



Although you’d really better not. For while the two earlier drafts and ‘Land Of The Giants’ stop there, the finished product contains a very big message behind the small size, one that can be considered Dr Who’s first ecology statement nine years before ‘The Green Death’ won all the plaudits. At this point it’s worth pausing to show how much the series’ ambition has grown, with the first draft intended as the pilot episode (by C E Webber) and the finished version (but future Dr Who semi-regular Louis Marks) totally different in every way but the shrinking. The Doctor isn’t yet a man of mystery but a grumpy grandfather with more curiosity than sense or manners (more like the 12th Doctor than the 1st we get) who puts his companions into danger by accident rather than in an attempt to save people or planets and its s story clearly made more with a children’s market in mind that never goes outside the classroom, close to the slapstick of the Peter Cushing films. The original sees the Doctor visiting his grand-daughter Susan at Coal Hill School and accidentally shrinking them and her two teachers to microscopic size during an experiment. The perils in this first adventure were the pupils themselves, with cliffhangers involving a boy in a maths lesson whose a bit over-zealous with his compass and a girl who discovers the unusual quartet and sticks them in a matchbox to study when she gets home (she doesn’t think to take out the spider she’s already got in there!) The quartet try to grab people’s attention by climbing over desks to the microscopic slides kept at the front of the classroom, hoping that someone will use a microscope and see them, only to be nearly crushed by the weight of the machine. Instead, in the only part that comes close to the finished TV version, they record their voices onto a tape-reel (funnily enough just like the ones fans at home are recording the TV soundtracks on, so useful for the missing episodes nowadays) which are played back at a slower speed so that their voices stop being high and squeaky. Now there’s a story to go along with my theory that 1960s Dr Who is a generational debate between parents and children – the youngsters are scary without meaning it and everything is solved by them listening to each other! The idea was dropped due to logistics, a feeling that being constantly in peril didn’t lead to much character development and the fact that the spider was a literal version of the ‘bug-eyed monster’ Who creator Sydney Newman so wanted to avoid! The idea was handed over to writer Robert Gould with the hope of making it fourth in the run (where ‘Keys Of Marinus’ would have been had the episode numbering and the weirdness of the contracts not led to the two-episode filler ‘The Edge Of Destruction’) which was a sort of halfway house between the early and finished versions, with the classroom setting substituted for ‘The Tardis landing in a world where a carpet can be a jungle and death can result from falling cigarette ash!’ The same problems of logistics and props meant that the idea was shelved again though. Script editor David Whittaker still believed there was a good story to be told, however and was confident that the production team were gradually learning all they needed to know in order to make it. Starting with the writer: Whittaker knew Louis Marks through ‘The Writer’s Guild’, a trade union that pushed for equal rights for that most beleaguered and belittled profession who so often got short shrift compared to producers, actors and directors in the early days of television. The pair had spoken about science fiction before and Louis was enthusiastic about the sheer range of ideas in Dr Who and happy to work on the miniature idea, only to get stuck with the repetitive nature of the regulars always getting into danger from big objects.



What Marks really needed was a bigger peril, with more jeopardy than just hungry flying insects and a storyline that would be more in the traditions of Dr Who’s first year, that made the viewers at home consider events from someone else’s point of view they’d never thought about before from the safety of their arm chair. Marks was a big reader of anything and everything and one book that had really affected him was ‘Silent Spring’, a 1962 book by Rachel Carson about the history of pesticides and the way they indiscriminately killed all insect life, even the good ones. It was a damning history of thirty years of reckless experiments sold to farmers as a cure for plot blight by particular insects that had caused huge damage to the world’s eco-systems, especially on American rural land. The book was especially damning about DDT: originally invented by the military to kill the lice and fleas that caused typhus, it didn’t know how to target only the ‘dangerous’ insects and instead wiped everything out including the insects needed to create ‘good’ ecosystems like bees and earthworms. Even so it was a cheap way of wiping out insects so it was sold to farmers, who used it on the ground in Illinois to battle Japanese beetle before the scandal that it was killing off so many of the pet cats in the state too, as they liked to roll in the sticky substance and then lick their fur. So they used it in trees instead where cats shouldn’t get to them, in orchards across America throughout the mid-1950s, until a group of beekeepers clubbed together to take the manufacturers to court with evidence that it was killing off other wildlife, because infected leaves from trees fell in Autumn and were then eaten by worms which were in turn eaten by birds – there was a huge robin cull from the effects of DDT that decade alone.  Shockingly it took till 1972 until DDT was fully banned, two whole Doctors away, despite overwhelming evidence that the manufacturers knew about the dangers but ploughed ahead because desperate farmers were buying the product in droves and making a mint. No one had ever really seriously stopped to think about the environment before this (I mean, the extinction of the Dodos probably raised a few eyebrows but not much) – the slow-moving law courts just weren’t ready for environmental awareness to be a thing. They’re still not, if their heavy-handed actions against the extinction rebellion group are anything to go by. The thing was few people in Britain in 1964 knew this. Some farmers and activists did sure but it was something that happened ‘over there’ – Marks’ great fear was that people would start using something similar in Britain too. So he has a scientists invent his own version DD6 (close enough to the ‘real’ name to make the point, not close enough to get sued) and makes that the real ‘enemy’, mankind being reckless and irresponsible again, not realising the damage they do on a microscopic level until it’s too late. That’d what the first two drafts of the story were missing: a jeopardy for the people at home to think about long after the story ended, rather than simply being some miniature larks that are solved at the end of the episodes. The idea that all life in Dr Who is sacred, even insect life (Give or take what The Doctor does to the Zarbi the following yaer!) The fact that Marks thought he could use Dr Who as his mouthpiece for something few of the audience would ever have thought about and that the production team let him say it is also proof of just how ambitious Dr Who had come from; what started as a children’s drama about outer space is now actively changing how the viewers thought about this one.
 

By doing so Marks inadvertently created a whole new Dr Who genre: the story that shows that monsters aren’t confined to the past or future but the present day. This is an ecological plot on a grand scale, many decades before other programmes did similar, by reminding us of the ecosystems beneath our feet by putting our friends there. It seems both like a whole new world now everything is so large and is also recognisably - for the first time since the show’s opening episode - our world, full of the same thieves and power-hungry money-grabbing fools we’ve seen across series one in the past and in the future (the cavemen, The Daleks, the Arabs, the Aztecs, the Voord, The Sensorites, the French), the struggle between worried ‘right’ and oblivious ‘wrong’. Only this is the present and instead of wishing you could go back into the past and do something or hoping that the future doesn’t turn out like this, it’s a story that pleads with the audience to do something about it now, before it’s too late!  So many future stories owe a great deal to this little tale, including the entire ‘3rd Dr exiled on Earth in the present day’ arc (1970-1974) and the occasional modern series (such as series four in 2008, which also makes disappearing bees into a plot point). We really should have listened and fifty-nine years on you can’t help watching this without wanting to hijack a time machine and go back and put things right. At times the idea of cruel crude businessmen taking profit for a fast buck seems like fortune-telling: it wasn’t really a thing in 1964 but boy will it become one, with the moral people trying to stop it, like Farrow, bumped off in the first episode. This is all a colossally brave move for a TV show still considered as being primarily for children 1964  By putting the Tardis crew in harm’s way it really sells the idea that just because you can’t see the damage done it doesn’t mean it isn’t there and the threat to the regulars is every bit as real as space ray guns or assassins from the middle ages. It’s subtle, too, but this is the point where Dr Who also becomes a story firmly on the side of scientists and people trying to do good, rather than upholding capitalism, that encourages the viewers at home to do the right thing’ because The Doctor is, even if he’s only an inch high! Without that aspect, had Dr Who ended up like most other series and simply ended up maintaining the status quo this series might not have lasted to a third year never mind twenty-six (more or less) unbroken.



What should on paper be one of the most basic plots of the lot too (get back together again and go find the Tardis; very similar to the first story again) ends up turning into a big story thanks to Barbara getting really sick, having touched giant pieces of wheat that have been sprayed with the formula. Marks had clearly been watching the series closely and realised that Barbara is the calm level-headed one who always gets the others out of tricky situations – even The Doctor more often than not. She’s always trying to be brave, always trying to see the bigger picture, always trying to do the right thing. Only this time it works against her: The Doctor is impatient to explore, Susan is desperate to get back to the Tardis and Ian, usually her confidant in these strange worlds, makes wisecracks about how he’s glad nobody in their party is stupid enough to touch something that’s so obviously poisoned. Barbara suddenly doesn’t feel like the responsible adult in the rom. She feels very small, even on top of being only an inch high. Why was she so foolish? Has she put the others in jeopardy now? So she does the very Human thing, the one factor that’s caused the growth of illegal pesticides more than any other: she hopes it will go away on its own. Of course it doesn’t. By episode three she’s delirious, collapsing, her tiny immune system overwhelmed by the strength of the poison. The others are panicked: the Tardis is such a long way away and they don’t know if they can revive her and get her back to the right side even if they get her back home (surely The Tardis would have an antidote for something as simply as a pesticide somewhere though, whatever The Doctor says to Ian). They’re also a little guilty: it’s usually Barbara checking the others are alright but they forgot to check in with her. They didn’t listen. It’s a measure of how far Dr Who has come in its first year: what started off as a ship full of suspicious strangers have formed a real bond now, as seen by The Doctor’s sweet apology for shouting in episode one and their refusal to give up on one another (this is a rare story that sees him actually be a Doctor too, checking Barbara’s health; till here his doctorate has seemed to be more ne of those honorary scholarly ones you get from redbrick universities for being notorious at something). It’s totally in keeping with Barbara, too, that she keeps quiet to let everyone get on with warning people about DN6 as their priority, using the phone to make the post office (ah the days of telephone exchanges!) suspicious enough to send someone round to see the body (it seems odd in retrospect that nobody thinks of suing the Tardis as n actual police phone box and ringing from there, the way they do in the modern series occasionally starting with ‘The Empty Child’; even if The Doctor never thought it was a real one it’s a surprise Ian say doesn’t ask to try).



Alas that part is where the story falls down a little. For all that the theme itself is ahead of its time the way this aspect is handled is very anachronistic You see circumstances mean that the regulars for once never share any scenes with the full-size cast who are boring by comparison, with the human characters (well, you know, human sized characters) not written for as well as the regulars and they quickly fall into clichés while not being all that well acted either.  For an audience who have already come to expect Aztec warriors or Daleks its static and all a bit talky and the closest to a monster or alien threat the whole story is a cat. The idea of a businessman turned gangster shooting to cover up secrets that would get him put in jail is very much a 1950s B-movie idea that can be seen on the ‘Talking Pictures’ TV channel at least twice most days, where every other film seemed to also feature exactly those sorts of fedora hats, scientists with magic formulas and long confrontation scenes where not much happens and, indeed, William Hartnell (though more usually as the no-nonsense baddy). The story is even solved  by a policeman about the last time they were a decent respected good thing to have in Dr Who rather than something easily possessed or the comedy stooge who don’t quite know what’s going on (we’re firmly in the 1950s era of ‘Z Cars’ and Dixon Of Dock Green’ – Fred Ferris, playing policeman Bert, had been in both and was one of the first big names to appear in Dr Who). The only things missing are the sulky kid on the motorbike, the song and dance number and Sid James or John Le Mesurier (who seemed to be in all of these films between them). As much as early Dr Who is about channel hopping, of our heroes turning up in every sort of genre going, this one doesn’t quite work – The regulars never get to interact directly and the ‘full size’ bits feel intrusive, like they’ve wandered in from an entirely different storyline. They’re also a little bit boring: Forester is one of the blandest villains the series has ever had and Smithers such an obvious put-upon weak-kneed toady that you have to wonder if someone from ‘The Simpson’s was watching when they named Mr Burns’ assistant. Forester is such a hopeless baddy, barely bothering to disguise his voice and only bringing attention to himself with his phone call as Farrow, that you hope he’d have been caught before long anyway; he’s hardly the chief Dalek as baddies go. It doesn’t help that this is the only Dr Who made by Mervyn Pinfield, the director close to retirement who was one of the co-creators of the show in its earliest days and a big name in his day (he’s the inventor of the tele-prompter no less!) but who nevertheless felt ill at ease on a programme run by so many other ‘young’ things and shot this story the same way he’d been directing everything for the past thirty odd years, not aware that Dr Who was a different beast. In a sign of the times he was replaced, in the original episode four, by youngster Douglas Camfield who’ll be with Who for the next fifteen years off and on; not because Mervyn was sacked as some guidebooks say but because he had a film pre-booked and that paid far far better than TV! Not that being retro is necessarily a bad thing (Dr Who was is and always will be for everybody) but coming to this in the context of the other stories it feels woefully slow, as if its running on half speed; as an audience-grabbing season opener it’s something of a non-starter. In short, no piece of television shows why the 1960s had to come along and wake television up better than ‘Planet Of Giants’, despite being part of the programme that shook British telly up more than almost any other. Even with an episode taken out its a plot so straightforward that it needs something else to sustain it – after all ‘Land Of The Giants’ found enough twists and turns in the formula for 51 episodes of insect-dodging, I’m sure writer Louis Marks could have found room for something else. For all that these people are the most clearly ‘real life’ that we’ve had in the series since we left Coal Hill School, Ian and Barbara aside, they don’t feel quite real, more caricatures.


Dr Who co-creator Donald Wilson clearly thought so too: impatient to see the Dalek return that was sure to be a ratings winner he tried to have this story flipped round with ‘The Dalek Invasion Of Earth’ and when that wouldn’t work (given that Susan leaves at the end of that story) instead shrunk this story down by an episode, taking the already recorded episodes three and four and having them edited together (it causes a problem with the paperwork that won’t be worked out until ‘Mission To The Unknown’ a year later), creating the then-longest episode of Dr Who so far at 26”43 (a good two minutes more than the ideal you were meant to be aiming for). Honestly a bit more could have been trimmed. Alas, of course, the original edits have been long since junked, no one ever expecting to need them again but that hasn’t stopped people wondering what it would have been like. Watching the reconstruction on the DVD, made using the original scripts, it’s hard to say if it was the right call, or not: the final product feels rushed and imbalanced and lacks the emotional impact of a couple of scenes (the death of the cat, the great threat of the episode one cliffhanger, turned into a victim), the added danger from Ian and Barbara choking through plumes of cigarette ash and Barbara’s further scary  deterioration. At the same time, though, the story is clearly falling apart in the second half when the props have grown thin on the ground and people are endlessly talking on the telephone (Bert and Hilda in the post office, meant to be eccentric British lovable types, are irritating in the extreme) and even cut in half the third episode is by far the weakest, with or without its ‘missing’ twin. Much as people laugh at Ian Levine’s ‘reconstruction’ on the DVD, with its repeated shots of the characters doing the same things over and over, its one of my favourite DVD extras, with more little bits of ‘character’, particularly for the Doctor (the death of the cat that had been such a menace, poisoned by the mysterious DN6, is quite something too).Even with all that padding, though, the ending is rushes in either version: we never see Forester get arrested for murder for instance as everyone’s too busy legging it down a drainpipe, which seems weird given that all future Who stories with this template do (the same goes for the intended episode four: the ‘Lethbridge-Stewart’ books claim it’s the Brigadier who sorts it out, after accidentally getting shrunk himself as a by-product of the Tardis’ fault!)



If nothing else its impressively original for a series that had already got itself into something of a rut, re-hashing Quatermass or making cold war parables, delivering something that nobody in the audience would have been expecting (although even here there’s a dig at war and humans killing indiscriminately, as Susan talks about being in an air raid where innocent people are killed; in 1964 you’re mean to assume it’s WW2 before she reveals it’s WW1 and the first time civilian casualties died in a war rather than soldiers, at least in the West). I’d love to see Dr Who have another go at this plot with a bigger budget and see if they could do it half as well (the model shots for ‘Flatline’ suggests they could): after all, even if DDT is no more goodness knows there are enough successors to write a story about who do similar things to our environment, only now they have enough money to factor any fines into their business plan or send a bit on the side to make the governments look the other way (Look up what Monsanto got up to at some point: you’ll never eat anything grown by farmers that isn’t free range or organic ever again). In other ways, though, it’s the story that absolutely has to come here, a year in, to show off what the series can do and the confidence everyone has in it (it’s small point but look at how fire – key to first story ‘An Unearthly Child’ -  becomes a plot point again, with The Doctor trying to make it, albeit by leaving a Bunsen burner on and having Ian and Susan run at I with an oversized match; funny how both ‘pilots’ are followed by Dalek stories too). They didn’t’ need to be this ambitious, with a story everyone said could never be done, but they pull it off – mostly – better than they should ever have been able to, with Cusick’s designs the biggest star. It’s not the easiest of rides to watch back today sure: the full scale Humans aren’t much of a threat, the endless climb down through drainpipes will test your patience and that’s a very odd looking fly in one scene. It’s not quite as clever or inventive or imaginative as ‘The Edge Of Destruction’ or ‘The Space Museum’ which both try a similar trick of doing weird things with the Tardis that no other series would think of (Instead the shrinking idea has been around since ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ published in 1726 (see ‘The Mind Robber’ for how much impact Jonathan Swift’s book has had on the series). For the most part though this is a story that gets by on pure ambition and the brilliance of its designer. Not everyone gets this story either: unusually Dudley Simpson, at the start of a 300 episode run of musical scores, never really ‘gets’ this one and gives it a vaguely spacey feel despite the Earthbound setting.


While the dialogue isn’t as strong or as quotable as some other era stories though (always Marks’ Achilles heel as a writer) the plot has some really deft touches, such as The Doctor and Susan working out what’s happened separately but edited together, explaining to their shocked human friends, the way the plots occasionally intersect (with Forester going to clean his hands while our heroes are waiting there, panicked) or the way the big box of matches ends up becoming part of the plot. The first episode is still full of wonder that somehow works even after you know what’s happened (amazing really for a series that was designed to go out once and never be repeated or released on home media that was pure science fiction at the time), the second full of doubt and worry for Barbara and that’s enough to get you through the third with its slapstick telephone calls. If nothing else this story is proof that, in its first era under Verity Lambert, Dr Who really was a show that could do anything, going not just back and forward in time but sideways and putting a whole new twist on the way we viewed the then-world and find it lacking, at least in its treatment of wildlife, just the way the series had commented on ancient Aztecs and cavemen and the like or made veiled comments about the cold war in futuristic stories set in space. It’s an epic story however small the main cast are, with Dr Who continuing to be ‘the little show that could’ into its second year as everyone told David Whittaker he could never get away with a story like this and he made it anyway. In time across season two that ambitions’ going to come a cropper (listen out for ian wondering what a planet of giant insects might be like – everyone will be finding out in ‘The Web Planet’ very soon!), but here with the best TV designer of his generation, a cast up for anything and a writer whose thinking bigger than he needed to they come up with another qualitive success story. Far more than being the warm-up before The Daleks return its a much much under-rated tale in its own right, one that’s much ‘bigger’ and more important than it’s ever given credit for.



POSITIVES + The regulars. I tried Irwin Allen’s ‘Land Of The Giants’ (I’m a fully paid up member of the ‘Time Tunnel’ fanclub after all, another great 1960s scifi series and the closest US series to what Dr Who were doing in its early years) and couldn’t get on with it at all. None of the actors seemed to believe a word they were saying, struggled to act against empty effects that were added in afterwards and spent most of it gawping inanely at the clumsy scenery. By contrast all four of the Tardis completely sell the idea that they’ve shrunk to a few inches in height and the cast all said at the time how easy this story was to act because they were genuinely in awe at Ray Cusick’s designs, which were all there for real in front of them. Though it could have been done for laughs, the way every future Who story that’s shrunk the regulars aim for (‘Carnival Of Monsters’The Invisible Enemy’The Armageddon Factor’Flatline’) everyone’s terror at what they face seems as real and dangerous to them (and therefore to us) as any Dalek or Roman soldier. You totally feel Barbara’s embarrassment at having put herself in harm’s way and her desperation not to slow the others down, Susan’s continual fright when she just wants a quiet ordinary life without ordinary things becoming extraordinarily big, The Doctor’s obvious concern and worry he tries to keep to himself in order to spare everyone’s feelings and Ian’s ‘science teacher’ mentality piecing together what’s just happened and how much trouble they’re really in (this is ‘his’ story where he has a headstart the way ‘The Aztecs’ was history teacher Barbara’s) turned into recklessly putting people in danger when he thinks Barbara is dying completely ring true and in character too way beyond ‘Doctor I shrunk the kids’ style territory. Their banter with each other is great too, whether mock-arguing, real-arguing or clambering on each other’s shoulders to climb a sink and trying not to get the giggles. Even the fact that Poor William Hartnell seems asleep on his feet at times, with more line fluffs than ever before, can’t stop the magic and charisma of four actors who know each other inside out by now and are really enjoying themselves. There’s no cast I’d trust to be lowered down a kitchen sink on a chain or be chased by a myopic cat more than this one. Then again, there’s no other cast Dr Who would have asked to try something like this: the original four were amazing. Best line: The Doctor veering from indignation to certainty to doubt in the space of a few seconds (Ian: ‘You can get us back to normal size, can’t you?’ Dr: ‘Oh yes of course I can dear boy, yes of course I can…I hope!’)



NEGATIVES - The science. It’s not so much that it’s wrong as much as it’s unexplained, which is deeply unusual for this era of the series. We never do find out what caused the problem except a ‘fault’. While I love the fact that bits keep going wrong just like a motor car or a new TV, more often than not without telling you that there is a fault and leaving you to work it out for yourselves, it really isn’t logical: if The Doctor knew there was this much peril ever time he pressed a switch he’d be a nervous wreck and never take his eyes off the controls. The closest we come to a cause is that the Tardis has been ‘over-heating’, Barbara reacting to the control panel as if she’s been burnt. Surely Gallifreyan technology has moved past burnt wires? Odd too that we hear a klaxon bell rather than the later cloister bell given that the Tardis thinks its under attack (I mean, they won’t invent it till ‘Logopolis’ so I see why but in context of the series its odd!) Surely being shrunk in size ought to cause some fault to turn up on the fault locator somewhere, even if it’s because the systems can’t compute the atmospheric pressure in the usual way. By contrast the idea that the scanner shatters because the objects outside are ‘too large’ seems ridiculous too: surely it would just see everything at near-ground level and no more (we’ve seen the Tardis scanner view multiple planets in space so a garden shouldn’t be a problem however big). If returning to the Tardis and pressing the right buttons increases everything in size (even though The Doctor’s spent three episodes saying how difficult it’s going to be)...shouldn’t the DN6 in Barbara’s bloodstream increase alongside her blood vessels? And shouldn’t the grass and things the four have picked up on their travels overwhelm the Tardis when they grow to full size as well? I’m not sure I buy the idea that the four regulars would be able to breathe or talk normally with their lungs so much smaller than the oxygen in the air either, although the idea of them having squeaky high-pitched voices when talking on the telephone is kind of cute.



BEST QUOTE: Smithers: ‘I’ve seen more death than you can imagine – people dying of starvation all over the world. What do you think I started on research for?’ 



PREQUELS/SEQUELS: We don’t often include DVD extras on this list because, well, life is too short and it’s more fun finding them out for yourselves, but this review we’re going to make an exception. As you’ll have read this story was written and filmed as a four parter before the show’s co-creator Donald Wilson got inpatient to see Daleks and demanded the two parts be edited together. The ‘missing footage’ was wiped a long time ago (we’re lucky we have the finished episodes never mind missing segments) but the scripts exist so, in 2012, William Russell and Carole Ann Ford found themselves reading out the missing lines along with John Guilor doing his best William Hartnell impression and Katherine Mount as Barbara. The extra was Ian Levine’s brainchild and is about as good as a reconstruction can be, cleverly woven together even if the actors are clearly fifty years older and talking in an overdub studio removed from the action and you get mighty sick of the same recycled clips of people washing their hands or close ups of their eyes etc, while the speech obviously doesn’t match to the actors’ mouths moving in the clips. Still, it’s worth ploughing through once out of interest, especially if you use it as an audio ‘missing story’ rather than gawp at the TV. There’s roughly thirteen minutes cut from episode three and twelve from episode four, which means there’s quite a lot of new footage to see. The end result is fascinating, though you can see why it got cut as it doesn’t add much to the plot, more enhances what’s already there. Key moments missing include the cat getting poisoned and dying from DN6 (something that was pushing the boundaries for kid’s telly anyway), Forester practising the forging of Farrow’s signature, Smithers asking Forester what Farrow’s problems were, the Doctor piecing together why Farrow was killed with the line that it kills ‘worms and other creatures vital  to life’ and that it would be devastating if it got into the water supply,  that ‘I cannot, will not, stand by and allow a whole panet to be emptied of life!’, The Doctor joking that its usually him telling his companions not to meddle when they want to rush home while Susan points out ‘but grandfather we’re an inch high, what can we do?’, the others reading off instructions to The Doctor for several more lines, a nervous Smithers smoking while our heroes struggle with the thick plumes of smoke, Barbara getting increasingly sick and despondent that anything can be done to make her big and healthier again, The Doctor quietly saying to Ian that he doesn’t have the right sort of drugs to cure Barbara on the Tardis and that her condition is steadily getting worse, Forester discovering the dead cat, more hiding behind the sink as he approaches and extra lines during the climb down the drainpipe to freedom, plus some extra phone calls from Forrester pretending to be Farrow and way more fun and larks at the post office than you’ll ever want to see in your life. 



In 2015 Candy Jar Books paid tribute to Nicholas Courtney by giving The Brigadier his own posthumous series ‘Lethbridge-Stewart’, eventually running to ten separate series of adventures till closing down in 2023, with adventures slotted in the gaps between the ones seen on TV, including some that don’t seem to have anything to do with UNIT at all. Two of the stories early in the run cover the aftermath of ‘Planet Of Giants’: ‘House Of Giants’ sees a pre-UNIT Brigadier put in charge of the DN6 pesticides and disposing of them safely. Why is he involved in something so obviously Earth-bound when he’s the government’s go to person for spooky things rather than ecological things? Well it’s the next door house that’s piqued people’s interests. You see when the Tardis shrunk in size it had a knock on effect on the neighbourhood and shrunk the nice old man next door and his dog by accident! A fun story has the Brig shrinking himself after walking into it! He doesn’t know The Doctor’s behind it though of course, never mind an earlier regeneration to the one he’s met! (It’s an odd quirk of these books that they date ‘Planet Of Giants’ to 1969 even though every guidebook assumed the adventure was contemporary to when it went out in 1964). ‘The Grandfather Infestation’ continues the story with where the pesticide is sent to next: an island named Stormmach where it kills off the local wildlife there too under surveillance. Most of the book is about the Brigadier’s first faltering steps to set up UNIT though, here called the decidedly less catchy ‘5th Army Operational Corps’.


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