The Sound Of Drums/Last Of The Timelords
(Series 3, Dr 10 with Martha, 23-30/6/2007, showrunner: Russell T Davies, writer: Russell T Davies, director: Colin Teague)
Ranking: 209
( (A note before we start: unlike some fans but like Russell T I consider ‘Utopia’ a separate story not part of a 3-parter, but they are connected so if you might want to read that first because, well, spoilers).
During the time of first transmission of this story about a psychopath driven to commit evil deeds by the constant rhythm in his head, my neighbour was learning to play the drums in the bedroom next to mine. I have never felt more affinity with The Master in my life. All those other stories full of crazy plans that could never work and endless repetitive attempts to take over Earth just to annoy the heck out of the Doctor suddenly made perfect sense: he was suffering from sleep deprivation too! After the success of the Dalek and the Dalek-Cybermen revivals The Master was an obvious villain to bring back for series three and, as a timelord with regenerations too, was the perfect opportunity to be re-written for the present day in a way the monsters could never be. Here Russell T looks at all the ways he’s been done before, all the changes that have taken place in TV since the show went off the air in 1989, and decides to make him mad. Gone is the suave sophistication of the Roger Delgado or the flamboyancy of the Ainley model, or whatever the heck was going on with the catchphrase-spouting one in ‘The TV Movie’: this version is The Joker to The Doctor’s Batman, the unhinged baddy who, far from being the one in charge, can’t control himself. The finale of the 3rd series of comeback Who relies a lot on just how mad The Master is and Russell T has clearly been doing some thinking on what motivates The Doctor’s arch nemesis (while leaving the full explanation for another couple of years). He’s also been thinking about what the series hasn’t done yet, so we finally get a first proper look at Gallifrey, with as much background lore as Russell dares without doing something stupid like, say, making The Doctor an orphan that’s the foundling of the timelords or something. There’s the new addition of the temporal schism, which eight year old time tots are taken to in order to see what they become. One boy goes mad and runs towards it. The other runs away. That’s the Doctor-Master relationship in a nutshell, what Bob Holmes and Terrance Dicks was working towards all those years. While some other changes to classic Who stick in the throat this one makes sense: John Simms’ version is more like the ‘core’ Master with all the social niceties stripped away, the basics of the character without the personality traits the other actors added. Given the backstory, it turns the story into a delayed ‘coming of age’ novel where, nearly a thousand years after leaving Gallifrey (assuming the Doctor and Master are roughly the same age and looked into the schism at roughly the same time) they’re still going their separate ways.
After all, there has to be some reason to make him keep coming back to be a thorn in the Doctor’s side when everyone else bar The Daleks have given up. The answer is: he’s jealous. The Doctor is everything he wants to be and The Master is annoyed at the way he keeps walking away from the power and love he craves. Look at the way he adopts The Doctor’s quirks, handing round jelly babies and referring to his wife as his ‘companion’: he’s basically cosplaying at The Doctor’s life without quite understanding that people worship The Doctor out of love not fear. The Master is that boy at the back of the class who wants as many friends as the popular kid at school, so bullies them into being nice to him, oblivious to the fact that this will just put people off him. I love how RTD’s Master is scripted to be The Doctor just with rules of social etiquette and empathy stripped away; he’s every bit as driven but in a darker, nastier way and really is the Doctor’s equal in ways that Ainley’s Master was never allowed to be. John Simms takes that idea and totally runs with it, surprising and scaring everyone who’d seen him in other things and even himself a little I think with how far he dove into the role of a psychopathic killer whose borderline insane. Usually The Master’s plans make little to no sense and are just something interchangeable each time for the Doctor to stop, but this one feels plausible and you spend this two-parter ticking off things you’re surprised no other writer came up with him to do: of course he’d end up prime minister. Of course he’d gas the cabinet, which are at least a symbol of democracy (even if the same incompetent self-serving morons always seem to get in every time). Of course he’d go out of his way to humiliate the Doctor and separate him from his friends. This is a Master whose been thinking through why his plans always fail and he nearly gets away with this one, taking over The Earth for one particularly harsh and gloomy year, even going to the extra trouble to ‘hide’ his real self so his return catches the Doctor totally off guard (if not the fanbase who, after series finales involving The Daleks and The Cybermen, realised it was either going to him or Davros coming back; even so the twist at the end of ‘Utopia’ is a doozy).
It’s that decision to
make himself prime minister that hints at something else going on though. There’s
always been a political streak in Russell’s writing (even though an awful lot
of people complaining about RTD2 seemed to miss it in RTD1) and ‘Drums’ sounds
like the showrunner having a re-think, after a year of revisiting the series
through the eyes of Martha rather than Rose, of how he’d make ‘Aliens Of London’ differently with
the benefit of hindsight. Politicians wouldn’t simply invade and take over
without us noticing, they’d hide in plain sight, which is what The Master does
here. Russell may well have been inspired by a jokey Radio Times cover that
advertised the finale of series two, on the same week as the election, with the
caption ‘vote Dalek’ and thought ‘that’s an idea…’ ‘Aliens’ had too much on its
plate establishing the new-look series but ‘Drums’ feels as if it’s picking up
from where the Cartmel/McCoy era left off, making Thatcher into the villain. This
was a time of political uncertainty, an end to a period of relative stability
where people weren’t quite sure what was coming next. It looked as if the
following year, 2008, would be the first in a long time when both the UK and US
would hold elections in the same year, with Bush Jnr legally obliged to step
aside after two terms and Tony Blair hanging up his lectern after a decade in
power (though in the end his successor, Gordon Brown, didn’t call an election
and get an almost certain four more years in power, the way everyone expected –
the credit crunch got in the way and it was 2010 before Britain went mad and
chose its own psychopath in David Cameron). The general feeling amongst the
public was that a mass hypnotism spell was breaking: Blair had been kept in
power partly because his competitors were incompetent but also because he had
come to power in 1997 (with a political campaign that started roughly where
classic Who, with the ‘TV Movie’) on
a wave of change, that ‘things were
going to get better’ (a slogan and a song, by the band D:Ream back when Brian
Cox was playing at being a wannabe musician rather than a wannabe scientist,
they actually used in that week’s ‘Confidential’ just to run the point home).
He’d been elected as the non-Thatcher, non-Conservative candidate who seemed to
stand for all the things that Dr Who stood for: tolerance, equality, justice,
kindness, creating rather than taking things away. Several illegal wars and
lies about weapons of mass destruction later and people were having second
thoughts, but to admit that Blair had been just as bad was tantamount to saying
that we’d all been conned. ‘Sound Of Drum’s picks up on a lot of that feeling,
with even Martha and Captain Jack admitting they voted for Harold Saxon (a very
un-Mastery name that Russell had had at the back of his mind for a while)
without quite knowing why. The being
endorsed by celebrities, normally a more American way of going about politics,
was very much a Blair thing (you might remember Oasis’ career ending the day
Noel Gallagher became an invited guest at Downing Street. Sadly it wasn’t part
of a ruse to spike the drinks either, which is what Jefferson Airplane once
tried at a Nixon rally they’d accidentally invited Grace Slick to).
However it’s hard to
imagine Blair gassing anyone directly or getting his hands dirty, while Gordon
Brown would surely have fitted the pipes together wrongly and gassed himself by
accident. No, Saxon’s behaviour is much
more a David Cameron thing to do. Though it might be significant that The
Master as Saxon’s speeches all quote from the Conservative end of the British
political spectrum (along with a line about ‘calling from beyond the stars’
which was nicked wholesale Bush Jnr’s inauguration speech): he quotes great
chunks of the gung-ho speech Thatcher gave after the sinking of the Belgrano
and refers to his enemies as ‘wets’ in much the same tone (Thatcher called any
rebel a ‘wet’ and any supporter a ‘dry’, for reasons best known to her
psychiatrist). The way that Lucy Saxon hovers, obsessed, silent, uncomfortable
talking about politics and even a little scared will also strike anyone who saw
the eventual 2010 political campaign was familiar too. They even get disgraced
MP Ann Widdicombe on in a cameo, alongside McFly (the closest they can get to
The Beatles being in ‘The Chase’ in the
musical wasteland that was 2007) – it’s very ‘her’ that in her press afterwards
she boasted about the morality of Dr Who and tried to score political points
off it without realising she was technically on the side of the baddy. That
idea of using CCTV and encouraging people to speak out against our heroes is
right out of the Cameron policy textbook, of handing out Asbos unthinkingly
like sweets even to people protesting genuine concerns trying to make Britain a
safer place. While if any politician was driven to do mad things by the noise
in his head then it’s surely Cameron (how else do you explain the Brexit vote
except madness? He’s got off lightly from posterity after Boris was more
obviously incompetent, but a good 80% of the problems in the life of the modern
Britain reading this come from Cameron’s ill informed or panic, whether Brexit
or austerity or the mishandling of a recession that made things worse or cuts
to things we actually needed, like reacting to pandemics). This is a story that
worries about what might happen next in such uncertain times when the world is
swinging once more to the right and how there will be no way to stop this great
and potentially evil unknown for four years (if you doubt Russell’s lefty
politics have a read or a listen to the Rose lockdown prequel, where Boris
Johnson turns out to be an Auton). The Master as prime minister? Delicious.
That’s exactly what the producers and writers of the past wanted to do with Dr
Who and couldn’t and now Russell is. Hurrah!
Alas what might have been
another great series finale goes too far. By his own admission this is the
story Russell wrote closest to the deadline, bashing the first draft of both
episodes out in four days so that everyone would have something to work with.
Indeed, he only got the idea for this story after staring out the window and
listening to music, trying to work out The Master’s motivations when a song
‘Voodoo Child’ by Rogue Traders came on, with the reference to ‘here it comes, the
sound of drums’ (it’s the one with a co-credit to Elvis Costello after nicking
the riff from his song ‘Pump It Up’ for once they were actually able to get the
rights to a song that inspired Russell and use it in the show where it works
well. Although using The Scissor Sisters on top
as well is just cruel to actual music lovers like me. At least The
Master’s not a psychopath though, not like the Celestial Toymaker who, shudder,
sues The Spice Girls. They missed a trick not using ‘The Face Of Boe Selecta’
too). Around this same time Russell’s friend Neil Gorton, who as a special
effects artist who’d once worked in makeup, did a lot of the bridging between
costumes and computer wizardry on Who, won an award for an ‘old man’ costume
he’d made for one of the character in otherwise forgotten sitcom ‘Help!’
Russell rang him up to congratulate him and asked if he could do something
similar for The Doctor. The rest of the script poured from there in a hurry.
Unfortunately it shows.
Russell too seems sleep deprived compared to usual, writing without his usual
light touches and leaving in rough edges that would be smoothed down, so that
we have is rather an uneven paced story. Having Martha as the one person who
manages to escape this mad world is all fine and good, but it leaves almost an
entire episode waiting for her to get back, with only a failed prison attempt
to break up the monotony of The Master at his most sadistic and cruel. It’s so
out of character having The Doctor sit around and waiting, while for some
reason soldiers keep shooting at Captain Jack (who can’t die) rather than
Martha’s family (who can). It feels as if Russell is having so much fun getting
inside The Master’s head that he neglects The Doctor altogether and worse
neglects Martha in what should have been her big emotional farewell. Turning
The Doctor old and then speeding him up into a CGI Gollum and sticking him in a
cage is exactly what The Master would do but it’s also a really bad move
dramatically: it robs us of the chance to hear two fine actors going toe-to-toe
until the very end and makes The Master’s rants even more ranty as he talks to
himself and all David Tennant can do is wheeze like a grampus. Not least
because the CGI version of an aged timelord looks ridiculous, nothing like
Tennant or a timelord at all (and nothing like what Matt Smith’s Doctor will
look like after a similar length of time as The Doctor). These scenes in the
second episode are also way too brutal and over-the-top; usually I defend
violence in fantasy and scifi shows because to be worried about that means you
have to be young and impressionable enough to also believe that having two
hearts and travelling in time and space in a blue box is real (and an age where
you really shouldn’t be watching this), but this is slightly different because
it’s happening to a character we’ve grown to love and the obvious pain The
Doctor’s in is clearly taken too far (they could easily have cut five minutes
of this to make the ‘usual’ timeslot I think).
I can’t help wondering
too if, after three very hard years that pushed him to his limits and wondering
if he’d done the right thing in bringing back this show, RTD wasn’t venting his
anger at how many sleepless nights and headaches working on his favourite show
was giving him and getting his own back on the central character (he’s since
said in interviews that the drumming reminded him of his alarm clock, which
kept intruding on his sleepless nights). That feeling of being driven by drums,
by something that won’t let you rest, is as neat a metaphor as any for the
act of writing and running Dr Who is a
particularly weird job: you spend your time thinking up nasty things to throw
at your characters like a conveyer belt, then put things right at the end. By
this point, three years in, Russell must have been wondering what weird things
he’d unlocked from his unconscious but doesn’t stop it here as he keeps
attacking The Doctor and coming back for more. There are so many jokes at the
series and Russell’s writing too: The Master laughs at the Doctor having ‘the
perfect demographic’ of companions (a girl and a boy, one black, one gay). He
has The Master point and laugh at The Doctor more than feels strictly
comfortable or necessary. The Master is in effect Michael Grade: the bully who
won’t let people play with toys they enjoy but which he doesn’t understand and
which don’t fit his vision of power and control (it’s worth remarking on the
rightwing bias that slowly started creeping into the BBC under Grade once Dr
Who came off around 1989 too. The BBC don’t run on advertisements like other TV
stations, they rely on an automatic license fee payment that’s compulsory under
law, but one which could be changed on a whim by any government who thinks
they’re being too mean. The labour of the 1990s was never going to remove it –
that might be a different story today – but there was a real fear the
conservatives might, especially in a credit crunch). The villain wants The
Doctor dead and has hypnotised everyone into obeying his wishes, while he isn’t
just mean t to The Doctor he’s positively sadistic, using every excuse to
attack him in a way that makes the viewer uncomfortable. There’s nothing in the
world that can stop him now.
Except hope. The Doctor
represents hope, even when it seems to be dead. After all, Dr Who as a series
has come back from the dead when everyone assumed it was buried and there’s a
sense of congratulations about this story too. By this point Dr Who is safe for
the foreseeable future, with time to think after the one-shot of series one and
the mad scrambling for series two. Now Russell knows Dr Who is on the air for
at least another year after this and while he’s groaning at all the extra work
he must also have been a little proud and possibly thinking back to when the
show ended in ‘Survival’ and how
differently things are now. It makes sense he’d do that now: after all this is
The Master’s first appearance since then, TV Movie aside. It might be significant
that we even get a reprise of The Doctor and Master wrestling ‘like animals’
where they left off in that story, a wrestle that in some fan circles has taken
on a bigger significance as Dr Who wrestling for its life. The first of this
story is set back in Downing Street where the first story written and filmed
for the new look series took place (‘Aliens
Of London’). There’s a running theme across the new series that ‘the time
war’ is the show when it was off the air and The Doctor was off having darker
adventures on his own without us looking, but he came back because people
believed in the hope he represented. Where critics assumed Dr Who to be too
‘old’ to have any relevance to youngsters Russell knows better. Rather than
fight back through Martha putting together a weapon (which The Doctor mocks for
being such an obviously wrong thing for him to do, even though it’s exactly
what happens in ‘Stolen
Earth/Journey’s End’) The Doctor wins through patience and love, with
Martha reminding people about The Doctor’s legend the same way that all the
fanziners, fan fiction writers New Adventures authors, graphic novel
illustrators and Big Finish audio bods kept faith alive, as a world full of
fans help Russell breath him back to life again. Martha telling those stories,
is ‘us’, the fans who helped keep the dream alive. All those years Dr Who
survived, hiding in plain sight, while all the non-fans looked away, the
perception filter allowing to exist just under the radar where people didn’t
notice it was still a thing. On that level the finale is a nice moment: we get
to share in the glow of The Doctor coming back to life and defeating that right
wing mentality that was growing, giving us a hero to believe in at last. We all
played a part in this, whether we stayed a fan from the old series or joined in
for the new and stayed because we believed in what The Doctor had to say.
Having the Doctor come back to life is itself a great moment, a bit of
congratulations to us all for having faith.
And then Russell gets a
Messiah complex a little too strong and turns The Doctor (and him, for being
the one to bring him back) into Jesus, in one of the most cringeworthy scenes
in the sixty years of the series (right up there with The Doctor being brought
back by angels in ‘Voyage Of The Damned’ up
next, while note this story’s ‘archangel’ links. Russell’s developing a Messiah
complex that will bite him the following year if my reading of ‘Midnight’ is right). People don’t
just believe in The Doctor, they somehow reverse The Master’s aging process and
make him young again. They even put him back in the same clothes he was wearing
before. Then The Doctor flies, disperses bullets and energy strikes with his
hands and ends the scene by turning the other cheek and offering forgiveness to
The Master. Good grief it’s tonally deaf, not just bad but really bad. I mean,
they even make him levitate. I get what Russell was trying to do – that The
Doctor is a figure of forgiveness, of putting things right and as his name
implies healing the hurt that drives his enemies on, but this one scene can’t
undo an hour of jeers, especially as this one scene is done so poorly. It’s one
of those scenes where someone should have stopped him, said ‘you’ve gone a bit
too far Russell’ turned off that alarm clock and put him to bed with some cocoa
to come back with a fresh head in the morning. Part of the greatness of Dr Who
is that he’s ordinary – for a timelord anyway. While other super heroes have
special powers and great weaponry the Doctor has his wits, knowledge and
learning, some psychic paper, a sonic screwdriver and some friends he inspires.
He’s not Jesus. He can’t perform miracles. While a shared telepathic need for
The Doctor bringing him back to life works well as an abstract and would have
made for a fine spin-off novel, on television it’s just stupid. Why should
everyone thinking the same thoughts affect real technology created by an alien
mastermind? Unlike other Davies finales that spread its plot elements across
other stories The Master’s archangel network comes out of nowhere, an
unexplained bit of technology we don’t properly get to see (they could have
made it the ‘time destructor’ from ‘The
Dalek’s Masterplan’ as it does much the same thing and we oldies know about
that, while newbies are sued to looking stuff up). At least the aging process
was explored in ‘The Lazarus
Experiment’ but even that doesn’t seem to work in the same way. There’s no
logical reason why The Doctor should age into a wizened husk (and while Gorton
deserves all the awards he gets this isn’t one of his better jobs on Who – this
blinking gnome looks nothing like The Doctor and runs in the face of pretty
much everything we know about timelord physiognomy). For all the extra budget
and effect the result looks nowhere as near as good as ‘The Leisure Hive’ in 1981 and the science
behind it far less sound (not that that story actually makes any sense, but it
at least sounds plausible). Then time gets reversed to more or less where it
all started, through a ‘paradox machine’ rigged up to the Tardis. It’s all a
nonsense, full of plot holes bit enough for an Abzorbaloff to walk through.
However the ‘real’ punch
is how bland and unlikeable the Doctor is compared to The Master in this one,
who gets all the best lines. This story only works if the Doctor really is as
brilliant as we’re told but you have to take most of that on, well, faith. If
you’d tuned in just for these two parts you’d wonder why everyone believed in
him so much, because all he does is skulk, eat chips and leave the hard stuff
to his companions. Turning him into a mute CGI gnome that looks nothing like
him is just silly when you have an actor
as capable as Tennant to make fiery scenes sizzle. The Doctor’s even low key
responsible for this story, taking down Harriet Jones’ career at the end of ‘The Christmas Invasion’ and allowing The
Master to fill up the vacuum left behind (while he has a right to be cross at
the pm blowing up an alien spaceship when the Brigadier did this in ‘The Silurians’ they still worked together happily
for years). In this abstract sense putting The Doctor in a cage and silencing
him was exactly what the world did to Dr Who. But in plot terms it’s a huge
mistake: it makes the Doctor passive and robs us of the chance to see David
Tennant rebuke every point The Master makes. Tennant and Simms are great when
they’re fighting down a phoneline (something they did for real, with both
actors on the other end rather than stand ins) but we don’t get to see that
fire in person. Generally speaking, the best part of each Master story is the
moment The Doctor calmly points out all the ways he’s got things wrong. We
don’t get that in this story. The Doctor even begs The Master not to die so he
won’t be alone, The Master seeing this as an opportunity to have the ‘last
word’ in their endless game of cat and mouse. For Martha it’s even worse: she’s
had a whole series of arc of learning to be independent and to come to terms
with the fact that the Doctor will never love her the way she loves him. A lot
of this year has been The Doctor uncharacteristically rubbing her face in the
fact he doesn’t fancy her and he does it here twice, even in celebration,
trying to take The Master along out of ‘love’ and referring to the perception
filter as being ‘like fancying someone who doesn’t notice you’. Surely he must
have cottoned on by now – even Captain Jack picks up on her feelings and he’s,
well, Captain Jack (The Doctor doesn’t look at all surprised when Martha brings
it up in her second farewell speech). So why be so cruel? By rights this
episode should end with her doing a Clara, taking charge and saving him in such
a way that the Doctor falls for her, but all too late (while standing up to her
awful family while she’s about it). Instead she’s asked to travel the word
spreading word about how marvellous and wonderful the man/timelord who’s just
jilted her is, while relying on other countries to give her shelter and keep
her safe while she sits around telling stories and eating their biscuits. It just
feels wrong for Martha, who’s a doctor herself after all and built for far
better than this. Freema Agyeman is as under-rated as ever and acts her socks
off with all the extra screen-time, but there’s nothing for her to do except
natter. We hear about her being the ‘last survivor’ of the destruction of Japan
and walking through the wastelands of New York but even with the bigger budget
of the 21st century they can’t show that beyond a CGI missile
factory, so there’s no sense of what Martha’s been through (there was a
spin-off book aimed at filling those bits in, which makes sense this is partly
a story about how The Doctor lives on beyond the TV series, but even that skips
the bits you really want to see/read). And
Earth is just one planet; we’re really not very big or important cosmically
speaking. The plan would have been better if Martha had been given a
space-shuttle and flown to Peladon or somewhere where lots of planets could
rush to help at once and think of the Doctor.
There’s also a romantic
sub-plot with the bloke from Miranda, that sadly never goes anywhere because
it’s a last minute tweak: the first draft had Martha’s brother Leo waiting to
meet her in hiding on the beach, with a proper meaty role for Reggie Yates as
Leo, but with Russell’s story so close to the wire they hired the actors late
and found he was busy. So Tom was invented to give Martha someone to bounce
off, with the added twist that he was secretly working for The Master and sold
her out, just when she’d fallen for him! This sub-plot was dropped when the
story was over-running (Russell had to beg for an extra five minutes for ‘Last
Of The Timelords’ as it was) but they should have taken out all the Scissor
Sisters and failed revolts and aging Tennant parts to fit it in, because this
is exactly what the story is about: a coming of age tale about learning who to
trust, for ‘us’ the voting public at home and Martha. This is a story about
being hypnotised into believing promises and Martha seeing through it and
standing up for herself, making her own decisions, would have been the perfect
end for the character. Instead she ends her time in the Tardis a little oddly,
making a polite exit, then walking back to the Doctor to talk about telling her
friend to get out rather than moon after someone who never loved her (even
though The Doctor’s hug of gratitude is by far the closest he’s come and Martha
could have told herself this in ‘Smith and Jones’ and saved her the worry).
Then she says she’s leaving because she’s a Doctor and there are trauma
patients who’ve witnessed the end of the world. Except they haven’t, beyond her
own family (time was re-written). They dropped the ball with a lot of Martha’s
character, so it’s sad to see they drop the ball with her exit too.
There’s simply too much
here that’s an easy cop out and doesn’t fit with other stories. We hear about
Martha’s long walk to freedom but we don’t actually see much of it. Having this
entire story take a year to unfold is a then-new idea for Who that Moffat will
run with, but there’s no real sense of that passing time beyond a clock
countdown that comes and goes – these characters ought to be exhausted,
desperate. The Master doing nasty things to Martha’s family ought to make us
hate him all the more, but we don’t know Martha’s family as well as Rose’s (or
Donna’s to come) and don’t like much of what we see, so the point is lost. That
perception filter is a bit bonkers too. I mean, the Tardis keys hung round your
neck and a bit of quick jiggery-pokery means you can turn invisible? That’s not
science, that’s silliness. There’s nothing to stop The Master simply removing it
if The Doctor tried it, plus everyone who votes for Saxon would still remember
and wonder where he went. Plus it would have changed the ending of almost every
previous Dr Who story yet The Doctor doesn’t struggle to find out how to build
it or go through a ‘key to time’ quest to build it, he just produces it as if
there’s a Tardis cupboard full of them. What’s happened to UNIT in this era? They
used to hide alien invasions to protect the public, but now they have a
whacking spaceship - no wonder taxpayers
are getting a bit shirty about where their expenses are going by the time of ‘Lucky Day’ (although I love the fact that
their logo is just like the British Rocket Group from Quatermass, which is what
the early UNIT were based on). Also, if The Master (not a technological genius
the way The Rani or even The Doctor is) can create a paradox machine and an
archangel network, then couldn’t every timelord have had a bash? Does its
existence mean the time war could have been reversed by timelords holding hands
and believing in each other and, say, singing Paul McGann’s praises and
bringing him back to life? Then there’s how much of the ‘plot’ The Doctor had
time to tell Martha when he whispers in her ear where The Master can hear it,
complete with ruse that she’s really after a weapon. They must have set this up
in advance, but in that case why whisper at all? Also, can timelords simply
refuse to regenerate the way The Master does?
In which case why doesn’t, say the 8th Doctor do that in ‘Night Of The Doctor’ rather than fight in an unwinnable war? I’m not convinced about Jack being revealed as The face of Boe either, a last minute idea that wasn’t part of the original plan: it’s odd that Boeface wouldn’t recognise The 9th Doctor and Rose in ‘The End Of the World’, the 10th Doctor in ‘New Earth’ or Martha in ‘Gridlock’. Plus Jack’s whole arc is that it’s impossible for him to die, ever, in any circumstance – but didn’t he just do that in ‘Gridlock’? Why deliver such a cryptic message as ‘you are not alone’ now? It’s all a bit odd and smacks a bit too much of ‘I’ve been working hard at this project for ten months and I need to sleep and get my life back; yeah Terrance Dicks got away with worse, that’ll do’. At the time it seemed like burning The Master’s body on a funeral pyre like a Viking was odd and out of character too, but Moffat’s quick eyes seized upon this as the cornerstone for ‘The Impossible Astronaut’, that species would love to have access to a timelord’s regenerative powers). Director Colin Teague does his best to keep things moving, but even he struggles (not helped by a nasty fall at home roughly three-quarters of the way through shooting which put him in the hospital: veteran director Graeme Harper took over while for the rest of his time on Who the former was known as ‘Tumble Teague’ to the crew).
Which is a real shame
because there’s a lot about this story, particularly in the first episode, to
love. The shots of The Doctor and Master’s childhood is incredibly well done,
just long enough to tease and tantalise us without giving too much away (even
though the classic series edged closer towards the pair being brothers, a cut
line from ‘Planet Of Fire’ that Russell
makes fun of here when Martha suggests it). They even use the robes like the
ones in ‘The War Games’ while the actors
are excellent (William Hughes, the one playing the young Master, was playing a
young David Tennant as Casanova in a Russell T series of the same name a couple
of years before). The idea of a phone network that’s secretly brainwashing
people into who to vote for is the perfect explanation for how we get the
politicians we do. The shots of The Doctor Martha and Jack abandoned, forgotten
and on the run with nothing but a kerosene lamp and fish and chips while they
plot their way back from nothing is the best scene in the story: all those
worlds saved and now they count for nothing. The gleeful sight of The Master in
a gas mask giving the thumbs up as he gasses half of Downing Street is
priceless and oddly satisfying. The Master and wife Lucy dancing to Rogue
Traders’ ‘Voodoo Child’ while the world burns around him (definitely didn’t
have that on my Dr Who bingo list) is an iconic shot, far far better than the
too-on-the-nose gag about The Master dancing to ‘Ra Ra Rasputin’ while dressed
as him earlier this year. The in-jokes to old references abound (the Master’s ‘people’s
of Earth please attend’ speech is presumably the one he never finished in ‘Logopolis’
as it starts the same way); The Master watching The Teletubbies is a throwback to Delgado’s Master watching
The Clangers in ‘The Sea Devils’ and is
hilarious and proof that this show really is being made by fans just like us).
The ‘dummy’ where it looks as if Martha’s been sent after a big gun, only she
hasn’t (because the Doctor never uses guns) is a great bluff. The fact
that (spoilers) it’s The Master’s wife, used and abused throughout this story (and
sports a black eye throughout the second half, though it’s never mentioned because
this sis still, just about, made with children in mind), who finally kills him
while The Doctor desperately tries to make him regenerate so he won’t carry the
burden of being the last timelord, is the perfect end – ait doesn’t matter your
public reputation, what you do in private and who you are really will get you
in the end. Like ‘The Pirate Planet’
you’ve been ‘hypnotised’ by the anger of Martha’s mum and tenant emoting into
looking the other way so you don’t see notice the smallest quietest figure in
the room. Even the Toclafane, originally created as a plan B replacement for
the Daleks in series one when it looked as if getting the rights from Terry
Nation’s estate were about to fall through, are convincing copycats: tiny
spheres that used to be children, like updated Quarks (‘The Dominators’) but better.
There’s a lot more this
story gets right than it gets wrong then and like the drumming the script gets
in your head so you go along with the bits that don’t and adjust. The abstract
idea, of this being Dr Who the series coming back to life after years decaying
in a cage, is a good idea: in a funny way it’s the sister to ‘Time Crash’
written by Moffat around the same time, both finding ways to pay homage to the
greatest show in the galaxy, albeit in very different ways. The acting by all
concerned is top notch. It’s only later, when the drums have been packed away
for another day, you realise that a lot of it just didn’t make much sense at
all (I still blame next door’s drumming and sleep deprivation for making me
miss this first time round) and especially how much better it would have been
with David Tennant properly in it. The cruelty just goes too far and makes you
uncomfortable, the plot is too easily solved and it doesn’t do justice to the
excellent portrayals of David Tennant, Freema Agyeman or John Simms. Or Nicola
McAuliffe as journalist Vivien Rook who has a very early exit for such a big
name (she’d have made a good Master herself, especially as an authoritarian
prime minister in the Thatcher mould, but no one’s thinking of regenerating
male timelords into females just yet). The abstract behind this story is sound –
it’s making this work on television that it falls down, a coming of age tale
where two boys still don’t grow up and where Martha still doesn’t quite find
her independence. Had Russell had more time to write it then it might yet have
been on a par with his other finales – instead it’s too rushed, too awkwardly
place and in parts too upsetting to give you the same sense of joy and wonder,
the difference between an inspired but patchy first draft and a last. A quick postscript:
this episode was planned to be broadcast live in Trafalgar square on a huge
screen, the first time Dr Who had done this and co-ordinated for pride week so
there would be a big parade with lots of fans (including John Barrowman). A
nice idea ruined by driving rain and the DVD that had been specially sent getting
stuck in the player (a tight curfew meant that even as it was fixed quite quickly
it was too late to show it). That’s rather a metaphor for this story perhaps, best
laid intentions going wrong, although why forty minutes of torturing David
Tennant and turning him into a goblin would have been uplifting communal viewing
and encouraged new viewers to check the series out anyway is a moot point. What
should have been a celebration messes up the ending so badly that all you take
away is the cruelty.
POSITIVES + The drumming
that pushes The Master on is a great bit of ret-conning that unlike, say, ‘The
Timeless Child’ subplot, only adds to what we know rather than takes away from
it. Cleverly, it sounds like the opening beats of the Doctor Who theme tune,
suggesting that it’s a side effect of the time vortex we see at the start of
every episode and hints that The Doctor has these same impulses too but keeps
them at bay. It all makes even more sense in ‘The
End Of Time’ when we learn that Rassilon put the drumming in The Master’s
head (and making him seem more of a victim than a villain, even with all the
many many lives lost along the way. I mean, let’s not forget The Master’s part
in ‘Logopolis’ alone, which has the
biggest Dr Who body count of them all even though hardly any are seen on
screen).
NEGATIVES - All
those Saxon clues added up to this? We’ve been hearing about this shadowy
figure since ‘The Runaway Bride’ but nowhere do any of the clues link back to
The Master. It seems weird in retrospect we didn’t get Simms’ face staring out
from posters given that The Doctor doesn’t recognise him. Russell got the name
from an aborted series about ancient Brits and thought it was a good sturdy English
name, useful for a baddy, which it is. Just not this baddy. The Master was
never English in the way The Doctor was: even when he stopped being played by
Roger Delgado (a true Londoner but of Spanish descent) he was played with a
sense of the exotic about him. It’s also the clumsiest of all the RTD1 ‘clue’
arcs, without the surprise of ‘bad Wolf’, the intrigue of missing bees or the
ambiguity of the four knocks. It’s just a name.
BEST QUOTE: Dr: ‘They
used to call it the Shining World of the Seven Systems. And on the continent of
Wild Endeavour, in the mountains of Solace and Solitude, there stood the
Citadel of the Time Lords. The oldest and most mighty race in the universe.
Looking down on the galaxies below, sworn never to interfere, only to watch.
Children of Gallifrey were taken from their families at the age of eight to
enter the Academy. Some say that's where it all began, when he was a child.
That's when the Master saw eternity. As a novice, he was taken for initiation.
He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality
through which could be seen the whole of the vortex. We stand there, eight
years old, staring at the raw power of time and space, just a child. Some would
be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad’. Martha: ‘What about
you? Dr: ‘Oh, the ones that ran away, I never stopped’.
PREQUELS/SEQUELS: Easily
the best and arguably the most important of all of Dr Who’s extracurricular
charity specials is ‘Timecrash’ broadcast in the gap between ‘Last Of The
Timelords’ and ‘Voyage Of The
Damned’. ‘Timecrash’ is a mini masterpiece, a gorgeous self-indulgent hug by Steven
Moffat that, little did we know it at the time, features David Tennant with his
future father-in-law Peter Davison. The 10th Doctor’s Tardis has
crash landed into the 5th Doctor’s Tardis, with both timelords
forgetting to put their shields up (The 10th Doctor still forgets at
the end, leading directly into the Starship Titanic crashing in the next
story). It’s a great moment when the 10th Doctor flies round the
controls only to bump into the 5th Doctor, looking a bit older and
saggier thanks to the ‘time distortions’.
The first appearance of a ‘classic Doctor’ in the ‘new’ series it’s a
powerful exercise in nostalgia as the 10th Doctor is in awe of his
younger self; the 5th Doctor, meanwhile, thinks his older self is a ‘fan’
from ‘LINDA’ (as per ‘Love
and Monsters') thanks to his being ‘let’s face it
being pretty marvellous’. As ever with multi-Doctor stories it’s not long
before they start bickering (‘Hey I’m The Doctor, I can save the universe with
a kettle and some string and look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!’ ‘Oh no you
changed the desktop theme – what is it this time? Coral?’) but there’s a real
affection behind the words too as the 10th Doctor talks about
everything he got from his predecessor, like his half-moon glasses and his
voice going all squeaky when he gets excited, while Tennant and Moffat both get
to tell Davison ‘you know what – you were my Doctor’. ‘To days to come’ smiles
the 5th Doctor. ‘All my love
to long ago’ adds the 10th Doctor. Sweet and a lovely and timey
wimely reminder of how we always carry our past and who we used to be around
with us and how the show has changed so much –yet stayed exactly the same. Most
risqué line and one I’m surprised they got away with: The 5th Doctor
asks the 10th ‘Does The Master still have that rubbish beard?’ The
10th Doctor replies ‘No, well a wife!’ (a ‘beard’ being slang for a
gay man’s female partner in a desperate attempt to cover up their sexuality and
stop people talking about them). One other oddity too: since when did the 5th
Doctor ever travel alone?!? Even so, it’s gorgeous. Some fans still refer to
this story by its working title never shown on screen, ‘Pudsey Cutaway’ (in
reference to ‘Mission To The
Unknown’ being titled ‘Dalek Cutaway’ in the original notes;
Pudsey being the bear with one eye whose the mascot of Children In Need, for
whose charity telethon this piece was originally made). Available on the
‘Voyage Of The Damned’ DVD and the series four set and arguably the highlight
of both.
There’s an entire book of short stories dedicated to
Martha’s long walk round the world, ‘Martha’s Story’, published alongside the
finale (2007) and written by a whole host of old friends like Robert Shearman,
Dan Abnett, David Roden, Simon Jowett, Steve Lockley and Paul Lewis. It’s a
nice idea that doesn’t quite come off: the wraparound story of Martha
travelling the globe doesn’t add more than what was in the original story (we
jump from the destruction of Japan with Martha the lone survivor, the only part
of the book that’s like what you expect, to Martha suddenly arriving in Britain
again the way she does in ‘Last Of the Timelords’, as if this was going to be a
bigger book and they ran out of space) and each writer seems to be more
interested in what Martha is wearing rather than how she feels, which is just
weird (they seem to be fixated on her earrings for some reason). There’s no
sense of her growing into independence or her slow realisation that she’s as
capable as The Doctor, the way the TV story suggested. Also, the anecdotes
Martha chooses don’t sound all that inspiring (then again it’s a difficulty of
the finale that The Doctor isn’t the usual moral compass across series three he
usually is: the closest we get is saving the world from Judoon in ‘Smith and Jones’).
The stories themselves also seem to have borrowed from the dark sadistic feel
of the main story, full of depressing tales of dead dogs, starved kids, exhausted
parents or tortured soldiers, apart from one where she saves a little girl and
returns her to her parents despite the seriousness of her mission (because The
Doctor would always help the smaller stories along the way). The best story by
far is Shearman’s ‘The Frozen Wastes’, about a trip to the North Pole by
weather balloon. The gem though isn’t the main story (which is the usual ‘never
give up on your dreams, kids’ narrative) but the backstory, with a great
opening of a childhood Martha on her swing enjoying the sensation of being
‘weightlesness’ and in space, before her brother Leo pushes her too hard and
she breaks her arm, keeping calm while everyone around her panics (and
fascinated by her first trip to a hospital). It’s the only point in the book
where Martha actually sounds like Martha, even though we’ve never seen her
young. There are other problems: it’s a bit weird that this book is titled
‘Martha’s Story’ rather than ‘Martha Telling The Doctor’s Story’, while the
tension the writers try to build up about what might happen if Martha fails is
also, of course, null and void if you’ve seen the TV episodes and know how
things turn out. A nice idea then, but badly executed.
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