The Sontaron Stratagem/Poison Sky
(Series 4, Dr 10 with Martha, 26/4/2008-3/5/2008, showrunner: Russell T Davies, writer: Helen Raynor, director: Douglas MacKinnon)
Ranking: 193
With the episodes for series four filling up fast and Russell T preparing for his big exit, he was running out of time to tick the box marked ‘bringing back things from the classic series and doing them in new ways’. ‘Stratagem’ has a lot thrown at it: the first appearance of The Sontarons since 1985, the first appearance of UNIT since 1989 and the first appearance of Martha since last year’s ‘Last Of The Timelords’. Throw in a re-appearance of Donna’s family, a millionaire wannabe collaborator, a nuclear attack, a major sub-plot about cloning and an ecological moral and it’s fair to say this two parter is a little…busy. Just as he did with his mammoth shopping list from last year (‘The Daleks In Manhattan/Evolution Of The Daleks’) Russell gives the job over to his right-hand woman Helene Raynor, the unsung hero of the first two seasons who helped edit and shape Russell’s own stories into a finished product. By now she’s as steeped in Who folklore as anybody and has had a crash-course in pacing and juggling plot elements so we end up with a well-paced story where lots seem to be happening and a clever denouement where, rather than kicking their heels as per usual, everyone is phoning The Doctor up for advice at once. What’s really odd about this story, though, is that despite mixing so many ideas new and old we end up, perhaps fittingly, with a ‘clone’ story that, more by accident than design (Raynor still wasn’t that up in folklore yet) ends up almost exactly like another ‘busy’ story, ‘The Invasion’. There’s UNIT – check! – fighting an enemy (Sontarons standing, well stomping in for The Cybermen) – check! – with a millionaire accomplice the Doctor can talk to – check! – and a plan to infiltrate Earth using a technological gadget pretty much everyone uses but very people actually understand how they work (only instead of transistor radios we’ve got satnavs). All we’re missing are the hiding away in the sewers. Luckily ‘The Invasion’ is one of those stories worth doing again with a modern setting and it makes sense that we should get a showdown between the two most ‘militaristic’ forces in classic Dr Who, The Sontarons and UNIT (it seems odd, in retrospect, that even though the potato-headed ones’ first two adventures are right in the heart of the UNIT era they were the ‘anomalies’, the adventures away from a contemporary setting and into time and space). Unfortunately with so much else going on we don’t really get the showdown and full-on battle a script like this would seem to dictate: we’re too busy coping with the soppy brat, the cloning sub-plot, the choking car gas and ‘evil Martha’, plot elements that keep getting in the way of what should be the one straightforward punch-up in the show’s history. Delaying is part of the art of storytelling in Dr Who, holding plot elements back from coalescing until a big finale, but somehow we never quite get that: instead ‘Stratagem’ is a story of exquisite build-up that never leads to the pay-off it deserves.
Some of these elements work better than the others too it has to be said. First up, what’s happened to UNIT? They used to be Dr Who’s family, well, unit – the Human face of soldiers who, more stories than not, understood that aliens could be benevolent and that they were there to protect the Earth from harm, not go on the attack. This lot aren’t family but strangers, just nasty boy soldiers, without an ounce of compassion who couldn’t organise a piss up in a Guinness factory after defeating the Cybermen there. Even The Doctor bemoans that Captain Mace is a poor substitute for the Brigadier (even though he pretty much does everything the Brig would do ironically: so much so I do wonder if they tried to get Nicholas Courtney out of retirement for this gig originally. We don’t know, but we do know that they had to re-write a Sarah Jane Adventure ‘The Enemy Of the Bane’ later in the year to take his appearance down from the full story to one scene). They’ve also been forcibly renamed: one of the promotional ‘tricks’ when Dr Who came back was a fake website discussing The Doctor’s past appearances, credited as usual to ‘The United Nations Intelligence Taskforce’. The UN went ballistic: how dare the BBC associate them with a fictional armed forces that fought aliens. People might get the wrong idea! They were confused when it was pointed out to them that the moniker had been used since 1968 and never been a problem but, to show goodwill, the website was changed so that ‘UNIT’ could stand for anything. This time Russell makes the ‘UN’ part stand for ‘Unified’, which rather messes up the neatness of the acronym but is as good a replacement as any (older fans know what it really stands for anyway). Whatever the name though Raynor, on Russell’s orders, doesn’t quite know how to pitch them: much as he might love the Pertwee era the showrunner always admitted to being uneasy that the Doctor, a force for peace for most of the modern series, should ever have thrown his lot in with the armed forces. It was a problem writers at the time shared too (especially Malcolm Hulke, who was forever trying to make The Doctor question where his alliances really were). So the writers try and do the same here, having The Doctor criticise and belittle the military mind, but that’s the wrong ‘fit’ for this story: if you’re an ‘oldie’ who’s fond of the UNIT and know that they were there as the last defence against a vulnerable Earth then this modern lot are a pale facsimile who just don’t ‘get’ it at all. While if you’re a ‘newbie’ UNIT are just a plastic substitute for ‘Torchwood’ without the emotions (mind you, did any TV series ever have a cast as full of emotions like Torchwood?!) This lot need sorting out – goodness knows how Kate Lethbridge Stewart got UNIT in line before their next appearance (in ‘The Power Of Three’) but they work far better then.
One of the ways this
story tries to ‘comment’ on the idea of an army is what they do to Martha, only
they mess this element up to. Now I’m one of those fans who was really pleased
to see her again – Martha is my favourite ‘modern’ companion until Bill comes
along and the end of her story in season three was a bit rushed (my theory is
the original plan was to have her along for the ride for series four too, until
Catherine Tate made it clear how much she wanted to come back). But she’s in
the wrong story. Martha’s whole arc has been about how she’s moved on from
mooning over The Doctor and become an independent woman. Great, perfect, just
how it should be! But somehow that ‘independence’ has meant her joining…
Torchwood (she does all the ‘physical jobs’ in season two their Doctor Owen
would be doing, had he not become a walking zombie who can’t interact with
objects and technically dead on the paperwork). But Owen was perfect for
Torchwood – self-obsessed and arrogant (like all the characters barring Tosh),
with the confidence to defy orders when necessary. Martha is his polar opposite:
her strength is her empathy and kindness, all the things they tries to give to
Gwen before toughening her up. Martha does a good job of not becoming ‘one of
them’ though, she manages to concentrate on the smaller pictures of the
individuals hurt while letting the others get on with saving the universe. So
having her join UNIT ought to be more of the same, only Russell decides this is
a good opportunity to tell us how the armed forces change people instead, so
Martha becomes hard and tough instead, obeying orders instantly even when she’s
‘normal’. The idea is that Donna is meant to be alarmed, to see that travelling
with The Doctor isn’t always sweetness and light, that his companions can end
up soldiers who don’t know how to stop fighting. Except that this element is
muddled by the fact that Martha and Donna actually get on: you’re all primed
for another Rose-Sarah Jane catfight that doesn’t come, as instead the pair
gang up on The Doctor and tease him mercilessly, which is great fun but rather
at odds with the idea of Martha being a hard-nosed soldier now. The sad truth,
too, is that Freema Agyeman is a lot happier playing sweet and kind than she is
grumpy and mean and her performance is easily her weakest across her sixteen
episodes. The last-minute decision to have flashes of Rose everywhere this
season (not just ‘Partners In Crime’ and
‘Midnight’) also meant the audience were talking about her (poor Martha’s
overshadowed by Rose again – and she was only on screen for a second!) which
doesn’t do either character any favours. Frustratingly they bang on about
Martha being engaged to Tom (from ‘Last Of The
Timelords’) in this story, which is odd in itself given the plot arc about
Martha being independent and not needing anyone (she’s swapped one Doctor for
another). Which is worse when he’s never mentioned again and Martha appears to
be dating Mickey Smith by ‘The End Of Time’
out of nowhere (though it’s really a chance to combine two goodbyes in one in
Russell T’s big farewell. Given actor Tom Ellis’ other famous role of the
period, perhaps Miranda Hart took him back?) And then they throw in the
‘cloning’ plot, with Martha an evil Sontaron version of herself, although we
don’t quite know where this starts and don’t notice a difference until episode
two when the camera keeps giving close-ups of her solemn face, though
presumably it was earlier. So has being with UNIT turned Martha into a monster?
Or was it this week’s monsters?
Talking of
which…mercifully The Sontarons are something this story gets very much
right. When the trailer for series three
came out a lot of fans got very excited at the sight of marching Judoon in
helmets, figuring they had to be Sontarons and then were a bit disappointed
when they weren’t. After seeing such an outpouring of love having The Sontarons
(property of the BBC, unlike the Daleks and Cybermen and a few others, so easy
to negotiate the rights for) in the series proper was an obvious thing to do. Despite
their small number of appearances in the original series (four) and their even
smaller stature, the Sontarons are big in the Dr Who world for lots of good
reasons. Whereas the Daleks are ruthless xenophobes, the Cybermen creepy
adaptable survivalists, the Ice Warriors noble strategists and The Master a
madman in a suit, the Sontarons are more like the sort of monster race seen in
other scifi series, a relentless army always up for a fight who see the rest of
the universe as being beneath them. This being Dr Who, though, the joke is that
they don’t look like natural warriors at all, tending to be shorter and stouter
than most and looking like the kind of kid the playground bully picked on
rather than the bully themselves (it helps that they have an impressive arsenal
of weapons. Who would win in a massive DW alien fight? Well, probably the
Daleks but I’m putting the Sontarons through to at least the semi-finals). They
think they’re civilised because they’re so technologically adept but the joke,
at least in their first appearance ‘The
Time Warrior’, is that by using the technology and progress purely for
fighting then they’re no better than the barbaric cultures of Britain’s
Medieval past. Thankfully all those past elements are kept and, while I’ll go
to my grave criticising the changes made to the Cybermen, Silurians and Sea
Devils, The Sontaron re-design from Neil Gorton really suits them, so
convincing that Catherine Tate admits to working with them for two days without
realising that they were actors (though, admittedly, this sort of thing happens
to Catherine rather a lot – she’s one of the few Dr Who companions more
scatterbrained in real life than their characters). It helps that the
prosthetics whizzkid remembered them from his own childhood, remembering the
Medieval setting of ‘warrior’ and his anticipation that, rather than an alien,
they would turn out to be a ‘black knight’ (more of this when they start riding
horses in ‘War Of the Sontarons’). The suit of
armour emphasises their stomping, the helmet keeps the ‘old’ gag that their
head is the same shape as their helmets for a whole new generation and they
even have the delightful addition of a war ‘hakka’ chant which really suits
their character. For while other monsters ‘play’ at war like football (throwing
in a few nasty tackles when the ball is in someone else’s court) – with the
exception of The Ice Warriors of course, who play it like Ice Hockey - and The
Doctor plays it more like cricket (by the book), The Sontarons are rugby
players, short and squat with cauliflower ears who are happy to pummel the
opposition to the floor in an outright fight. It helps that they’re well cast:
while no one can compare to Kevin Lindsay a returning Christopher Ryan is much
more comfortable than he was playing Kiv in ‘Mindwarp’ and a young lad fresh out
of drama school getting his big break, Dan Starkey, is already stealing the
show so hard he’ll be the show’s go to Sontaron for decades to come. A third,
playing a Sontaron extra, is Christopher Reynolds, who appeared in Dr Who a full
forty years earlier as one of the children in ‘The
Mind Robber’. This is the Sontarons’ first appearance in modern Who when it
actually has a budget and we see a lot
of their culture on screen that had only been talked about before: the actual
cloning process and the sort of mass army the old Dr Who budgets could only
dream of, while in retrospect they’re pretty neatly in the middle between the humourless
foes of old and the comedy heroes of the future.
Unfortunately the way the
Sontarons are used isn’t so strong. Take that title, ‘stratagem’ – that’s the
last thing the Sontarons should be doing. If this was ‘the Sontaron Invasion’
it would make much more sense! The Sontarons are an army of clones, unafraid to
lose men because they can be easily replaced. While many lazy reviewers yawned
and said that this episode was jumping on the ‘cloning’ bandwagon, they failed
to recognise that Dr Who, while not quite inventing the idea of using it first
in science-fiction, was very much hanging out the driver’s cabin and using it
early. That’s why we get a plot about using the Earth as a cloning centre and
that rather odd idea of Martha being cloned in the first place and disrupting
the Human plans of retaliation. Except…That’s not very heroic is it? Sontarons
don’t skulk they invade and being a cloned race means that if they lose a few
men then never mind. Admittedly they had similar ideas in ‘The Sontaron
Experiment’ (where they tried to find out human weaknesses in preparation for a
full-scale invasion) but that’s an aberration explained away, in my imagination
at least, by Styre being on work experience or patted on the head and given a
deliberately simple mission even he couldn’t mess up (until the 4th
Doctor arrives anyway). This is slightly different: a full-scale invasion in
order to better fight the Rutans (still no sight of them in battle against each
other? Even with the bigger effects budget modern Who has? Boo…) for which they
need…Earth. To clone Sontarons that they can obviously already do perfectly
fine. Why? It was established in ‘The Time warrior’ how different Earth is to
Sontar (not that the planet had a name back then), with much weaker gravity for
one thing. While Sontarons are a hardy bunch. Why not just take over a planet
nearer the Rutans and have a big ol’ fight with the chance to die gloriously in
battle? As for cloning Martha as a sneaky pre-emptive tactical attack, that
seems dangerously like being un-honourable. The Sontarons have everything this
story…except a real reason for being there. It’s as if someone told Helen
Raynor The Sontarons had the same back story as The Cybermen and were
survivalists looking to divide and conquer.
Especially when you throw
in the element of satnavs: tampering with technology to terraform Earth. During
the course of the story the gas the satnavs emit is kind of explained as ‘clone-feed’,
the thing needed by the Sontarons to create lots of little Sontarons for
battle, but it’s never really explained what this gas does or why Earth is the
best place to develop it. And why put it in a car instead of just gassing the
planet? It’s all such a Cybermen thing to do. They have no interest in Humans,
their lives or their vehicles, so how do they even know about them? (Especially
given that of their four appearances one took place in the Middle Ages with
horse and cart, one was in the far future without any vehicles at all, one was
set on Gallifrey and one was in the outskirts of Seville that didn’t have any
cars either on screen). They’re not a monster inclined to research, like the Cybermen
or Kraals. Realistically they’d dismiss vehicles as some puny weak Human device
because their legs aren’t strong enough; utilising them to kill Humans by
gassing them is more something a sneaky, under-handed species like The Zygons
or The Great Intelligence would do. So how did they ever come up with this
plan? Which is a shame because, had it been a Cyber plan, it would have been a
great one. Part of classic Dr Who’s remit, especially when Bob Holmes gets
going in the 1970s, is to make the ordinary extraordinary, to take a piece of technology that Humans don’t quite
understand and which suddenly seem to be everywhere and make it ‘alien’.
Satnavs are perfect for this and even more so back in 2008 when they were semi
‘new’ and not yet perfected, leading to stories every other week in the papers
about a driver put in danger when their satnavs led them into a canal or onto a
railway line because somebody updating the technology goofed somewhere (a lot
of American fans were confused by this so it’s worth pointing out British roads
are very different; most of them are old, very few of them are straight and the
vast majority are tiny lanes rather than main roads so these aren’t major
mistakes but minor ones). Putting your life into the hands of technology and
your trust in an artificial voice that’s in that eerie halfway point between
not being quite Human and not being fully artificial, is exactly the sort of
thing Holmes would be writing about if he were alive in 2008, as logical a
thing for the modern series to build a plot around as holiday camps and
airports in the 1960s, plastic in the 1970s and Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s.
Not least because they went from being nowhere to being in almost every car
almost overnight. It’s certainly an improvement by Raynor, who was handed a
potential subplot about chimneys pumping poison out into the atmosphere but
figured a lot of children in modern high rise buildings (such as the Tylers)
with central heating wouldn’t have a chimney and so wouldn’t be scared in quite
the same way. Unfortunately even there the plot comes apart slightly:
millionaire whizzkid Luke Rattigan’s invention really is quite incredible,
bordering on impossible. How else can you explain a tiny device which, when
clicked into your car, has the power to over-ride the window and door controls,
can overpower the engine and dismantle the brakes? With that sort of technology
his allies should be dismantling nuclear missiles and enemy spaceships without
leading the comfort of their Sontaron sofas.
Ah yes, Luke Rattigan. The
public schoolboy who thinks he’s superior to everyone and gets a deserved comeuppance,
is a true DW villain, ignorant of the beauty and possibilities of the world in
his quest for more of the money and power that kept him secluded and lonely –
it’s just that he’s the wrong collaborator to work with The Sontarons. They’re
a universe apart, in so many ways, yet both similarly stubborn, arrogant and
undiplomatic. How this union lasted beyond the opening credits without one betraying
the other is beyond me. However I happen to be (re)writing this review the same
week that Elon Musk is having his spectacular falling out with Donald Trump and
suddenly it’s all clear to me. The arrogance of money! The brains that can invent
stuff but are too thick to see that bullying people won’t make them like you!
The ignorance and obliviousness that allow people to take advantage of you!
Rattigan’s followers, all bright youngsters dressed in funny robes, even look
like Musk’s DOGE team of teenagers busy meddling in political affairs they
don’t understand (I’m amazed one isn’t called ‘Big Balls’). All while working
for a squat grumpy fellow egotist with an itchy trigger finger bald head (most
of Trump’s hair is a combover). We even have a plot that revolves around killer
cars that nobody wants but people feel pressurised into driving. While we all
know that Musk threw humanity under a bus for power, which then got removed
when his ally didn’t need him anymore. It would be as tragic story, all done
out of arrogance that he was ‘special’, were Rattigan not so responsible for
his own downfall and had he not burned all his bridges on his way letting a
monster take over. Even Rattigan’s tantrum ‘but I’m cleverer than you!’ is
almost exactly the tweet spat going on between the two. It’s a quite scary bit
of fortune-telling, even though at the time of transmission Rattigan just
seemed like a less believable re-write of Sarah Jane’s adopted son Luke: both
share the same intelligence and specialist knowledge but the same obliviousness
where it comes to people and emotions. He’s also no substitute for Tobias
Vaughan in ‘enemy collaborator’ stakes and is so obviously painted from the
first as the ‘fall guy’ it’s no surprise to anyone but him when things start
going wrong. Even so, it gives the script a useful conclusion, with Rattigan
‘solving’ things and blowing up The Sontarons so The Doctor doesn’t have to, a
worthy end to a story about the dangers of working with the military (and the
one place where this story improves on ‘The
Invasion’).
It’s a form of karmic
justice actually quite rare for Russell’s first run of Who. For instance,
Sylvia Noble is crueller than ever to her daughter in this story. There are
hints that she’s not so much angry with Donna as worried about her, especially
after she ‘disappeared’ (actually having adventures in the Tardis) but you can
see why her daughter doesn’t pick up on this. Part of this story, indeed part
of this season’s arc, is about Donna being so much more important than she
believes she is, until by season’s end she’s the single most important person
in the universe. But Donna never gets that showdown with her mum, never has
that moment of softness where Sylvia admits how it was all a front. In an
episode about army generals giving orders that do people harm, it’s an obvious
parallel to make. What’s more, Donna won’t ever have that and even after her
mum knows the ‘truth’ it’s one she can never speak out (for…reasons. See ‘Stolen Earth/Journey’s End’).
Admittedly that’s closer to real life, but it’s so outside the realms of how
television and especially Dr Who normally works that it’s unfathomable that
Donna never gets the chance to prove her worth here, where her mum can see it.
This is a strong story for Donna though: you feel for her throughout this story
even more than normal, her fright that her family might be in danger and she
won’t be able to stop it, her return as semi-conquering hero still treated like
dirt, her worry when Martha talks about how being with The Doctor changed her,
Donna’s loneliness when she goes back to the Tardis and gets cut from everyone,
left to do the Doctor’s donkeywork against The Sontarons while afraid and with
her confidence as whacked as hard as the Sontaron she hits with the Tardis
hammer (a last minute script substitute for a shoe, the hammer hastily written
into the beginning of the script – and then never seen again). It’s a strong
story for Wilf too, replacing dad Geoff at a late stage of the first script
when the actor fell ill, filling in a nice lot of character details. Though the
oldest in the family and a former soldier himself, Sylvia infantilises him too –
but he gets ‘quiet victories’, sneaking away to eat pork pies against her diet
when she’s not looking and rooting for his beloved grand-daughter. It’s the
family that works best in this story, even though it’s meant to be about the
army and while there’s lots of Atmos plot, but it’s the Atmosphere that works
best. The best scene is where all of this come together, as a terrified Donna
rings Wilf up Sylvia and Wilf to effectively say goodbye, where mum gets cross
and Gramps gets sad, before asking how one man can possibly ‘save’ everyone (even
though in the end it’s Luke acting off a Doctory idea).
There’s a number of
injokes too, such as the cute line about The Doctor not remembering when the
UNIT stories took place (the 1970s! or was it the 1980s?), given that no two
writers could ever decide when those stories were set. There’s a classic bit of
Dr Who budget cutting when the money ran out before the Atmos device in the
jeep could be blown up, but as it was so essential to the plot it got kept in –
and turned into a comedy moment when the jeep doesn’t go bang as expected. Very
clever! And another great injoke where The Doctor is handed a gas mask and
pretend to be ‘The Empty Child’ (in
the middle of a nuclear evacuation. Priorities Doctor!) Perhaps the best of all
is the subtlest: when Robert Holmes invented the Sontarons he thought they
should be pronounced ‘Sontar-Ons’ with the emphasis on the last syllable. But
Kevin Lindsay, playing the first two Sontarons seen on screen, thought it
sounded odd and pronounced it ‘Son-Tar-On’. The director intervened and Lindsay
barked back ‘but I am one, I know how to say my own species name!’ Here Donna
pronounces it the Holmes way and everyone keeps correcting her that she’s wrong
(though technically she’s the only one saying it right!) There’s also a more
obvious injoke, that Kirsty Wark now seems to be doing Trinity Well’s job
commenting on the news!
One other problem is that
this story isn’t ‘about’ anything. Well, there’s a theme of trust and betrayal
and the moral debate about whether someone with the moral compass of The Doctor
should ever rely on weapons, but these are small fry by Dr Who standards. A lot
of people say that about the past Sontaron stories too, but they actually had a
lot to say: ‘The Time Warrior’ is
about the cycle of aggression with different technology but the same drive across
time, ‘The Invasion Of Time’ asks big
questions about the suitability of people in power and how far you can go bad
to do good and ‘The Two Doctors’ did its
best to turn every fan vegetarian. There’s
none of that in ‘Stratagem’. And yet there nearly was: Russell’s original plan
was to make this story an ecological plea, to make us re-think whether we need
as many cars on the road when we’re endangering our planet (a moral that, as a
lifelong pedestrian, I would happily get behind). The first draft had lots of
references to how the Sontarons were damaging our fragile ozone layer and set
the sky alight – until somebody pointed out to Russell that the hole in the
ozone wasn’t a very big problem anymore. It’s a very Dr Who story actually:
twenty years of drip-feeding alarm and protests into the public conscious meant
that it became in industry’s best interests to start manufacturing aerosols
that were ‘good for the environment’ and the politicians realised it was a vote
winner. So laws were changed and while the problem isn’t gone the hole is
shrinking and back where it was somewhere around the time ‘The Two Doctors’ was on air. That’s a Dr
Who story waiting to happen, a ‘Peladon’ tale of how countries really can get
their act together and work as a team, but alas there wasn’t room for that
story as well.
That’s a lot to juggle,
then, and ‘Stratagem’ drops as many balls as it catches. Like ‘Daleks In Manhattan’, it’s a decent
script with a decent monster that just doesn’t work paired together, putting
them in a setting that makes no sense and then having to build up a plot around
that’s bananas if you stop and think about it. However at least this time the
plot is so involving and the action so pacy that you don’t notice the plotholes
as much. ‘Stratagem’ does a good job of bringing things to a climax midway
through episode two, with the clever device (surely a Raynorism) of having the
companions all phone The Doctor up at the same time while he’s already trying
to cope with a missile attack. It really brings home just how many people rely
on him and how much is resting on The Doctor’s shoulders. David tenant gives another
typically bravura performance, running the whole range of emotions effortlessly,
cycling from joy, despair, comedy, anger and frustration in quick succession. There
are a lot of strong and memorable moments in this story: the cliffhanger when
Wilf is trapped in a car with a Sontaron-activated sat nav taking it over and
gassing him, with no Doctor around to help; the quieter moments when returning
companion Martha gets to compare notes with Donna about how being in the Tardis
changed her life, which makes both of them uncomfortable (she’s a lot tougher
than she ever was as a regular, scaring Donna with what might happen to her,
while Martha is a little spooked how easily someone else can fall into her
shoes and be swept away by the adventure of it all); Donna’s attempts to go
back to normal with her family and sensing how much she’s changed and how
little they have. Especially Donna’s childhood nickname ‘The Little General’,
which makes such a point about Donna learning to give orders from her mother,
shouting at things she’s afraid of and how The Doctor’s learned to take this
part of her character away a little – and her fears after meeting Martha that
it might come back (Really of course The Doctor heals the character flaws,
which are different in polar opposites Martha and Donna, creating independence
in one and kindness in the other; I suspect these are Russell T additions these
scenes, saying a lot in a few words that other writers of drama series would
never think to include but which make his character seem real); Donna’s lonely
wander through the Sontaron spaceship. It’s just that these little moments don’t
quite coalesce into a full story, which needs to be either an episode longer or
have one plot element less. The result is a story that isn’t the greatest
journey in the world but neither is it the car-crash it might have been. Sontar-h/A
minus!
Oh and p.s. be warned:
presumably 02 didn’t know that Dr Who had used the name when they launched
their ‘Atmos’ mobile phone, with a tagline in one advert about technology that
was ‘out of this world’ for good measure. As far as I know it doesn’t gas the
recipient, but I’m sure I can’t be the only fan who decided to skip that make…
POSITIVES + The way this
story looks. Dr Who’s latest stately home used for location filming and standing
in for Rattigan’s estate is Margram Country Park in Port Talbot, an adapted
monastery now owned by the council and open to the public. It’s gorgeous and
exactly the sort of place a dude like Rattigan would hang out, half traditional
and half modern, not because he appreciates how beautiful it is but because he
wants people to appreciate that he can afford it. I suspect Elon Musk’s house
is pretty close to this. Probably a lot of Conservative MP’s houses too. Most
of the episode then takes place in a disused shampoo/air conditioner factory in
Pontypool which, ironically given they’re a bald race, works well as the
Sontaron base too.
NEGATIVES – The clone
subplot as a whole isn’t working, but especially the way it’s done, with an
effect that looked more retro than any 1970s Sontaron story even in 2008. Usually
the one thing better about filming in the modern series compared to the old is
how the monster ‘actors’ are treated,
but not this time. Kevin Linsday, who’s weak heart problems were accelerated by
being stuck in Sontaron costumes, would have looked on enviously at the modern
prosthetics but pitied poor actor Ruari Mears who was in the odd looking ‘clone’
suit. He couldn’t see, he couldn’t hear and had to undergo a full body wax in
order for the suit to fit. Even the cruel ‘Sontaron Experiment’ didn’t do this
to anyone! Pity poor Freema, too, who had to be dunked in the tank of gloop and
timed her entry wrong, accidentally taking a big mouthful and choking on the
first take, then having to do it all over again.
I’d also like to single
out the Doctor’s ‘intruder window’ pun as the single gag of the entire series.
BEST QUOTE: Staal: ‘The bravery of idiots is bravery
nonetheless’.
PREQUELS/SEQUELS: ’The Last Sontaron’ (2008) was the story that
kick-started the second series of ‘The Sarah Jane Adventures’ and marks the
only time a ‘classic’ monster was in the series in amongst the newbies like the
Judoon and Slitheen. The story is an actual bona fide sequel to the main series
and was broadcast roughly three months after ‘Stratagem’, with Kaagh The Slayer
– the only Sontaron survivor from ‘Poison Sky’ - intent on taking revenge out on Earth. He
really is a most unlucky alien, given that his ship happens to land in a forest
very near to Bannerman Road and the home of a former foe. Sarah Jane is
astonished to come face to face with her third Sontaron after all this time and
her reaction of horror, while her gang reckons he looks like a squat pushover
by their standards, drives a lot of the story. Otherwise it’s a typical
Sontaron story of vents, both the probic one at the back of the Sontaron’s neck
and the ventilation shaft Luke and Maria crawl through to get help, in one of
the simpler and more generic Sarah Jane stories. To be fair to writer Phil
Ford, though, he had a mammoth task: Yasmin Paige left the series rather suddenly
and she and her dad (the first ‘Alan’ in Dr Who!) had to be written out
properly in a story that gave her all the good bits without killing her off
(which wouldn’t have gone down well in a kiddies series, though the series
comes very close to killing off Sarah herself more than once) while the series’
manifesto had to be hammered home to viewers who hadn’t seen series one. Treat
it as a period light-hearted series opener (like ‘Smith and
Jones’ or ‘Partners
In Crime’) and there’s a lot to
enjoy, while Anthony O’Donnell makes for an excellent Sontaron.
A sort of crossover between Dr Who and ‘Gardener’s
World’, ‘The Taking Of Chelsea 426’ (2009) is a 10th Doctor from his
‘gap year’ when he travelled without a companion and visits the most unlikely
places while trying to avoid certain death. One of them is the Chelsea Flower
Festival: surely, you think, nothing can go wrong there – maybe a Krynoid or a
Vervoid or two but nothing else. But this is the future, with an entire planet
that’s a bit like the Eden project that Humans have created on Saturn. Who’s
the last person you’d expect to take over this world? That’s right, the
clod-hopping Sontarons. Did someone confuse them with real potatoes?! Memorable
tag line from the back of the book: ‘The Doctor meets a deadly foe – and
they’re not here to arrange flowers’. I’ll say! This is certainly a unique
twist on the usual ’base under siege’ story as we’ve never had one on a
plant-filed base before… David Llewellyn’s book is a real oddball: the premise
is one of the silliest in the series and yet it’s treated with a sombre and
serious tone in keeping with the run of stories towards the end of the 10th
Doctor’s run when he feels his time is running short and doubts his every move.
The Saturn colony is well observed and The Sontarons come over better than they
did on TV, while you even get to see them battling The Rutans at last, though
as is the way with a lot of these books there’s not enough room for the plot to
breathe and you can probably see where the book is going from the minute The
Sontarons and their three green fingers turn up.
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