Thursday, 2 March 2023

Victory Of The Daleks: Ranking - 251

 Victory Of The Daleks

(Series 5, Dr 11 with Amy, 17/4/2010, showrunner: Steven Moffat, writer: Mark Gatiss, director: Andrew Gunn)

Rank: 251


'If you are going through Skaro, keep going. Exterminate them on the beaches, exterminate them on the landing grounds, we shall exterminate them in the fields and in the streets, when running up and down corridors of space and time. Just watch out for the lack Kornovista of depression...'




Back when they were promoting this story on BBC America, as part of Steven Moffat’s plan to make Dr Who big in America, the writer was asked what might happen when The Tardis had landed in every single important place and been to every single event around the world. Moffat said that it wasn’t his problem as the series had ‘a good 500 years yet’ before that was true. Even so he seems to have helped delay that little problem by commissioning yet another story set in WWII. There was a time, in the classic series, where it was the only place the Tardis wouldn’t land. It was too soon, within living memory of a lot of the parents and grandparents watching and it was unofficially considered bad manners in the production team to have The Doctor fight Hitler on the same level as Daleks and Cybermen (you wouldn’t believe the amount of unsolicited stories about the war that script editors used to get in all eras). Only when Andrew Cartmel came along did Who break that trend, with ‘The Curse Of Fenric’ in 1989, as he considered that in Sylvester McCoy’s darker edgier portrayal he’d finally found a Doctor worth fighting Hitler – and even then ‘Fenric’ ended up being less about the German Nazi troops than the Russians. In the 21st century series though they just can’t keep away and Moffat himself will set two stories there (‘The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances’ and ‘Let’s Kill Hitler!’) ‘Victory’ was Moffat’s idea too, inspired by taking his two boys, Joshua and Louis, round Churchill’s real-life war cabinet and watching how fascinated they were with the exhibits. However he already had his stories mapped out for the year so he gave this one over to his great friend Mark Gatiss, who was himself a war buff. ‘Write me something in Churchill’s bunker with Daleks that will keep children every bit as fascinated as my pair’ he said.


But here’s the thing: Churchill’s war cabinet rooms are fascinating for all sorts of little reasons and details, as a time capsule from the 1940s and as evidence of just how few resources our leaders were working with back then but for one overwhelming big thing: it’s a true story. World War Two might well have gone a very different way had it not been Churchill sitting in that war room making the decisions he did surrounded by the staff he hand-picked. The rest of the country, the rest of Europe, were affected by decisions made in that room that still reverberate to how people live today. ‘Victory Of The Daleks’ however is not true. Not one line of it. We have multiple eye-witnesses who gave interviews and left diary entries that have no mention of a Professor Bracewell inventing ‘Ironside’ soldiers that helped win the war before turning out to be part-Dalek himself. There’s nothing in the history books about the fact that ‘The Battle of Britain’ was actually ‘The Battle Of Britain and Skaro’. We’ve moved a long weay from the early days when the 1st Doctor implored Barbara not to alter history ‘not one line!’ – never before has a Dr Who historical, set on a verified fact-checked era of British history, messed around with time as much as this one does. And that cheapens everything. Suddenly the war hero is no longer the lone British bulldog with the weight of the world on his shoulders – he’s a man who gets advice from a travelling alien timelord. Suddenly our spitfire pilots are fighting not just for King and country and freedom but because there’s an alien spaceship in the sky. Suddenly the plucky Brits in their finest hour are no longer battling an unknowable war against an implacable merciless foe but extras in a Dr Who story that we know is all going to work out fine in the end (because, let’s face it, they weren’t going to be brave enough to let the Daleks or the Germans win were they?) Everything that’s so powerful when you walk into that cabinet room and see the history is cheapened because it didn’t happen like that. (Ah you cry, but this year’s mystery the crack in the wall wiped everyone’s minds. But can it change diary entries? And how come it’s so selective with what it wipes? Honestly it’s more a way round the fact that everyone in the Davies era knows about aliens and Moffat wants to go back to basics while being a plot point in the season finale and nothing more).


To be fair to Gatiss, it was a terrible commission and he uncharacteristically struggled with it at first, before figuring he would simply make a ‘war movie’. But what war movie to make? At first he returned to a story he’d come up with for season 3 but which Russell had rejected, in which an alien artefact makes items in The British Museum come to life (probably rejected on grounds of both cost and the fact it resembled the film ‘A Night At The Museum’, a big hit in cinemas the year before). But how to get The Daleks in? There’s a really good Dr Who story to be had in WWII, where The Doctor supports rather than takes over, where you really feel the despair and hopelessness if this war is ever going to be over, especially in late 1940-early 1941 when this story is set, when the Germans (who had been preparing for a war far longer than Britain or France) have a headstart and The Americans are late to the party. Hitler only began losing when he became over-confident, deciding to fight the Allies on one side of Germany and the Russians on the other at the same time (the turning point of the war and surely the most obvious way to do a WWII story, with an equally over-confident alien whispering in his ear). You could have had an alien whispering in Churchill’s ear, increasing his depression and doubt and making think he’d lose, especially if they were the reason he lost the election, to the surprise of everyone (including Atlee, who took over from him after a campaign run more in hope than certainty). However putting Daleks in the story can only make it go one of two ways: either they hep the enemy or they pretend to be helping ‘us’.


 Mercifully Gatiss chose the latter, less obvious version but even then he’s backed himself into a corner. We know, as well as The Doctor, that The Daleks are evil and have to be stopped. We also know that everyone else won’t believe him. That’s the story right there and watching people gradually learn something we already know does not make for good drama. So Gatiss switches gears halfway through and throws in the idea of a ‘humanised’ Dalek being a bomb, which is better – it gives us a chance to go back to basics where The Daleks are the opposite of humanity, breeding out all feelings except hate (even if that’s more of a Cyber-thing really). This must be the only time in Dr Who where a walking Human bomb ends up making a story better rather than being obvious padding. But it’s still never quite enough. Because how could it be? Dambusters and Dalek Thrusters don’t mix. The Daleks don’t belong in a WWII story, not directly. Which is weird when you think about it. After all Terry Nation based them on Nazis. He became a writer purely because, as a child, he had nothing to do in his Welsh family bunker than make up stories to himself (his dad being at the front and his mum being an RP Warden).’The Dalek Invasion Of earth’ is clearly based on what The Nazis never got to do (complete with Heil Hitler salutes with their plungers). But they’re a metaphor. They’re not meant to be in a story featuring real Nazis any more than ‘Warriors Of The Deep’ should have been set in ‘our’ cold war or The Slitheen should have been using the ‘real’ weapons of mass destruction in the Iraq War. Mixing fact and fiction like this just feels wrong. This ends up les the battle of the Somme than just some battle and all the poignancy and heartbreak  of a real situation gets lost in the need to tell a Dr Who story.


Churchill doesn’t feel quite right either. While Matt happily talked to journalists about how it made sense that he was old friends with The Doctor, given they were both intelligent peaceniks, that’s not true. Churchill was happiest at war: it’s partly why he got booted out of office when peace was declared (The Doctor, of course, famously runs away rather than fight unless he has to). Though he was rightly hailed as a hero who got Britain through their darkest hour he shared more similarities with Hitler’s racism and prejudice than a lot of historians were happy to admit at the time, though a lot have written about them since his death (in 1965 during the broadcast of ‘The Romans’). His published letters and diaries reveal a man very of his time, a generation or so older than even William Hartnell, who believed in the superiority of Britain and her empire above all else, while the deaths of non-Europeans/American immigrant Europeans were inconsequential (even his Russian allies, which might help explain a lot of the cold war metaphors in this book). He’s the sort of person that The Doctor would normally take down from power, with very different values. But of course The Doctor has to be on Churchill’s side (he can’t very well be on Hitler’s can he?) so Gatiss gives us the clichés from the school textbooks: a plucky even-tempered battler always with a wry smile and a decent bloke doing the right thing that bears no resemblance to the real, very complex, often depressed anxious and very ‘Human’ man at the heart of the war. It’s a waste: the best Dr Who historicals take something from history that you thought you knew and goes the extra mile to show why an outcome that seems certain now was once in flux and why the people we know from our textbooks as all ‘good’ or all bad’ were really somewhere in the middle, as all Humans are. The classic example is ‘Marco Polo’, with a title character who is mostly good but understandably suspicious of The Doctor and confiscates his ‘flying caravan’ leaving him a prisoner while the mighty Kublai Khan turns out to be a nice old man who likes playing backgammon. While that sort of characterisation is much harder to pull off in 45 minute plots than the olden days (‘Marco Polo’ runs to nearly three hours!) nevertheless a scene or two of Churchill confessing his inner doubts, or appalling Amy with a racist comment (when she thought he was better than that) would have done wonders to make this story ‘real’. Instead this version of Churchill feels flimsy and has about as much in common with Winston Churchill as Churchill the canine mascot from the car insurance ads (the one Amy is aping when she goes ‘oi, Churchill, oh yes!’) 


It would have helped too if The Daleks were worthy foes in this story, but they’re not. There were two moments during the run-up to the comeback series when fans breathed a collective sigh of relief that maybe it would turn out to be alright after all. One was when it was confirmed that the Tardis would stay a blue police telephone box, the other when The Daleks were only going to be given cursory re-touches rather than redesigned (one of the reasons the 1990s comebacks never happened between ‘Survival’ and ‘The TV Movie’ were the leaked ‘alien spidery Dalek’ designs that were openly ridiculed in fandom). However the ‘iron’ Daleks have been introduced for a while now and Moffat wanted to put his stamp on the series so they were an obvious thing to change. Even though there’s no obvious reason why The Daleks ever should change (it’s in character for the Cybermen to keep upgrading themselves but The Daleks always think their God’s gift to the universe and perfect already. It feels at one point as if the plot is going to equate them with the Nazi ideal of ‘supermen’ but then Gatiss realised they’d already done that with Cybermen in ‘Silver Nemesis’ and audiences mostly thought that was stupid too). He really liked the Peter Cushing film Daleks that came in a variety of bright colours (back when they were only black-and-white on TV of course) and asked for a similar design for his new ‘paradigm’, in multiple colours that were big and bold. Moffat and Gatiss then spent all the time they should have been working on the script together emailing each other ideas in the middle of the night what jobs the different coloured Daleks could do (the full list: orange Daleks are ‘scientists’, blue Daleks are ‘strategists’, red Daleks are ‘drones’ even though it’s a fact in an annual written by Terry Nation himself that Daleks can’t see the colour red – so did they stumble on the colour by accident and they think they’re invisible? -  white Daleks are ‘supremes’ (even though they don’t look much like Diana Ross their new singe ‘Halt In The name Of Love Or You Will Be exterminated’ is out soon on Skaro Records) and most confusingly of all the blue Daleks are ‘eternals. A Moffat suggestion as ‘it’s a cool sounding name, though I don’t know what they’d actually do,I bet it’s something really important’. Quite. Nobody seemed to work out what the Yellow Daleks were and while there were plans for Green Daleks they were thought to look ‘silly’. All this was meant to be explained in a sequence where The Daleks come down the ramp and are ‘introduced’ by the supreme white Dalek to The Doctor, but this was dropped when people couldn’t stop laughing at the readthrough and it was considered to be more like a ‘Miss Universe’ contest).


While they were at it The Daleks were made bigger: the ones in ‘Dalek’ were designed to be Billie Piper’s height as she looked at one in the eyestalk so these ones were re-designed to fit Karen Gillan’s taller height (even though it’s a weird quirk of both this script and ‘Asylum Of The Daleks’ that Amy never meets The Daleks face to face so this ended up being entirely unnecessary). Unfortunately that also meant they had to be wider and chunkier with a planned for explanation that this would be where the Daleks stored ‘weapons’, like Thunderbirds craft, had they had another episode but for now makes them look as if they need to check into interplanetary weightwatchers. Moffat also went back to an original unused design that had an eyeball visible at the end of an eyestalk. Model versions of these Daleks were given a real publicity push with half an eye on being that year’s big Christmas toy (after the Cyber head changer toy, released to almost no fanfare whatsoever, became the surprise seller of 2007) and even got their own Radio Times cover (only thing being election week they only printed the ‘red’ ‘blue’ and ‘yellow’ ones for Labour, Conservatives and the Lid Dems, the three biggest parties in 2010. In a betrayal that mirrors the story and surprised absolutely no one the truce between the blue and yellow ones resulted in the extermination of the red ones and then a further betrayal saw all of the yellow policies exterminated in favour of austerity measures even Davros would have considered too rightwing). However the Daleks were a huge flop. Fans thought they were stupid (especially the bigger size which led to many jokes about Daleks going on diets) and while Whoivians are generally happy to buy stuff that features examples of Dr Who at their most imaginative and bold, crass commercialism for the sake of it is the sort of thing lesser franchises do. The toys filled up bargain bins for years to come and to date they’ve only been seen sparingly since, by popular demand (there’s a beaten up yellow one in ‘The Wedding Of River Song’ and a patriotic hybrid red white and blue one in the crowd scene in ‘Asylum Of The Daleks’). Although I’m mostly annoyed that they passed up the chance to use the joke that they were mistaken for ‘Shearman tanks’ (see ‘Dalek’ for the writer who brought them back).


It doesn’t help either that the plot is a combination of multiple other Dr Who plots stuck together. The obvious one is ‘Power Of The Daleks’ from 1966, Gatiss’ favourite story according to some interviews, where The Daleks were being sneaky and pretending to be good, helping out a Human colony with the cry ‘I am your servant’. Given that it’s the story where The Doctor changes his appearance for the first time it’s a clever means by original script editor of making the viewer doubt everything and then root for The Doctor when they turn evil and prove he really was right all along. So Gatiss has them do the same here, chanting ‘I am your soldier’ rather than servant in a twist that every fan would have seen coming a quadzillion rels away even if they hadn’t seen ‘Power’ or read about it in guide books. The Daleks are only  pretending to be on the British side, just as they were only pretending to be on the Vulcan settlers’ side, even though they are really after…well what are they after exactly? They are trying to revive the Dalek army, we know that much and laying a trap for The Doctor so I suppose it makes sense he would pop in to see Churchill at some stage, but why here? Surely they’d be better off invading The Powell estate and hurting The Doctor that way? And why pretend to be good nd work for Churchill, when they could just be bad and work for Hitler and help destroy the Earth into the bargain? Gatiss thankfully knows he can’t keep up that subterfuge forever so changes it midway through, but the idea of The Daleks being able to create Human doubles has been around even longer: ‘The Chase’ in 1965 in fact. Planting a bomb inside a character has been around since ‘The Ark’ the same year. And the Doctor’s attempts to keep Bracewell alive by making him think of the pain and suffering of being Human? That’s almost verbatim from ‘Earthshock’ where it was the 5th Doctor lecturing The Cybermen (though it makes no sense here: the bomb is a physical part of him. Thinking shouldn’t be able to change a thing if the timer countdown has been set off. And why does he even have a timer? Surely they could have triggered it the minute Bracewell saw the Tardis arrive?) For all the extra budget and grander effects there isn’t one thing ‘Victory Of the Daleks’ does better than any of these stories and most of it is far worse.


There’s nothing new or imaginative here, nothing radically different to anything that’s been done before. Even Amy’s reaction to being back in time and meeting celebrities is just a poor re-write of the similar scenes in Gatiss’ own ‘The Unquiet Dead’ where Rose ends up meeting Charles Dickens in Victorian Cardiff (though Amy never does anything as interesting as Rose, hanging around with the big guys rather than talking to the little ones at the bottom of the payroll). That story worked because Gatiss had done his research and knew exactly how to use it, making a trip to the past feel real, having Dickens become a fully three-dimensional complex human being good and bad and had a monster that made perfect sense given the setting of gaslights and hot air. Here it all feels false and fake, re-creation rather than the real thing, Churchill is a cardboard cut out hero who’s only vice is his cigar (actually a prop as you weren’t allowed to smoke on location!) and The Daleks are here because they’re a known ratings winner. Putting the spitfires into this story, an emblem of British pluck, and having them fight a Dalek spaceship also seems tailored for the ‘next time’ publicity trailers and not much else: it doesn’t fit the story, the Daleks would destroy them in seconds if this was ‘real’ and it’s really there as a way of Gatiss giving himself a cameo (to date he’s still the only person acting out words he wrote himself and was credited for in a Who story. Although there is actually a Dr Who link: they were designed by Bill Dunn, who was the father-in-law of Who director Douglas Camfield and who’s daughter played Petra in ‘Inferno’ amongst other smaller roles). It’s all very cynical: Dr Who has the most elastic series format in series history and can do anything. True fans mostly want to see the series doing new things, or at least old things in new ways,  even if it leads to more risk. But there’s no risk here: WWII is popular, The Daleks are popular, bung them together and see what happens. Oh and get some brightly coloured toys into the shops before Christmas too. You wouldn’t know it from some of the reviews of the Disney era I’ve seen online (with some people clearly not understanding the first thing about any of the stories) but Dr Who fans tend to be smarter than your average scifi fan, people who’ve read every textbook going and twice if it’s to do with history. They know this stuff isn’t real. They know when they’re being treated as purchasers rather than viewers.


So does ‘Victory Of The Daleks’ get anything right? Well, yes. Given that this is a Dalek plan we’re talking about here it’s nicely simple and plausible for the most part (no digging through the Earth’s crust and replacing the core with a motor engine in this story!) Given how hard the rest of season five can be to follow at times (albeit easier than any of the Moffat seasons to follow) it’s good to have a story that doesn’t keep whizzing about across time or having The Doctor subvert his own timelines by doing something clever and nonsensical. There are some nice lines dotted along the way, such as Amy realising (surprisingly late given what happens in the previous two stories) that time travelling won’t always be fun and that The Doctor being the good guy means bad guys hate his guts. No one else reacts to the developments in the wear normally at all, but Amy reacts just as a young woman whisked across time and space by her imaginary friend would react. Her interception when The Doctor is trying to get Bracewell to think about being human, by making him focus on love rather than pain, is a very Amy moment and gives her the chance to look doe-eyed at The Doctor when she asks if he ‘ever loved someone he wasn’t meant to love’ making her love triangle arc far more subtly than other stories this year (although her acknowledging this makes the ‘linking’ scene between ‘Time Of The Angels/Flesh and Blood’ and ‘Vampires Of Venice’ even weirder in retrospect and Murray Gold’s latest pompous angel choir takes what should have been a tiny sweet moment and beats you over the head with a spitfire). Churchill equating The Daleks with how he talked about The Russians in real life (that any enemy of his enemy is his friend) at least makes him seem less gullible and stupid than he might have done. The ‘ironsides’ name for the Russell T Daleks is cute and exactly the sort of nickname they would get in a war. There’s a particular fine scene, sadly dropped in the final edit, where she worries that The Doctor won’t make it out and that she’ll be trapped in WWII (‘I was getting married in the morning. I’ll be 91 years old on my wedding day. And I hate spam!’)  The ending, too, is actually pretty brave: this must be the only WWII re-creation where the ‘bad guys’ win! For the ‘Victory’ in the title is true; The Daleks know that The Doctor will rush off to save Earth rather than stopping them and they get away (though goodness only knows what these weirdly coloured Daleks get up to off screen as it’s a whole different bunch in ‘Asylum’). Their gloating, while The Doctor runs away to save a life, is a gorgeous juxtaposition and easily the best scene in the story (not least because this unpredictable Doctor’s next move is to punch Bracewell, as the first thing he can think of to save him). 


It also looks fabulous and any sense of reality you get from this episode comes from how it looks not how people act or what they say. While the production team tried and failed to get permission to film in the actual war-cabinet that inspired the original story (which would have been too cramped for even a modern film crew in any case) there was another almost as god right around the corner. It’s a measure of how much Wales had taken Dr Who to it’s heart in this era that a camera crew were allowed into the bunker of the ‘Joint Resilience Unit’ in Swansea, a secondary unit created in case London was ever over-run in the cold war, and a new headquarters had to be established at speed. Though strictly speaking it was created in the 1950s and had an anachronistic war table (way too big to fit in the London model!) the addition of a few extra props and the safe removal of a few others means you would never know the difference (mostly it was being used in 2009 when this story was filmed as a training centre for medical teams in case of a mass invasion/accident). Other scenes were shot in Brackla Bunker. The costumes, the set dressing, even the hairdoes are all accurate in a way that only BBC costume dramas can be. The re-creation of the night sky over London lit up before a Luftwaffe invasion with a Dalek spaceship hanging in the sky is a triumph for the FX department, even more so than the similar scene in 'The Empty Child' (although there are way too many barrage balloons). Seeing a model Dalek being moved around a war table also feels ‘right’ too, the one time the Skaro scaries feel like they ‘fit’ here. The acting too makes up for a lot of the shortfalls. Ian McNeice doesn’t act that much like Churchill really, but he gives his all and looks the part (he was hired after playing Winston in a 2008 play about Harold MacMillan ‘Never Had It So Good’ and had already been in a Dr Who audio for Big Finish, ‘Immortal beloved’, in which he played the God Zeus. Yep, it’s one of those audios…Churchill must have felt like a slight demotion after that). Bill Patterson, one of the bigger names to be cast in Who in this era, gives his all as Bracewell too, although it’s not a part anyone could have played that well (basically it’s mad inventor turned guilty becoming romantic lead. We really needed a tag scene of him and Dorabella too).   


Even so, it’s a poor episode in most respects. Far from being back to the scheming manipulative hard to defeat monsters of ‘Power Of The Daleks’ these are a bunch of simpletons sniggering at the back, waiting for teacher to turn up when they’ve played a practical joke. There’s no gravitas, no weight, no sense that the Earth is in deadly danger if The Doctor doesn’t sort it all. It doesn’t help that Gatiss has very little about the new Doctor to go on: he watched as many series starring Matt Smith as he could, but none of them had characters much like The Doctor and by his own admission Gatiss went for ‘generic’, in his first draft, writing for The Doctor as if he was a straightforward dashing hero like Pertwee. Dr 11 does things in this story he never does anywhere else, including shushing Amy the way Dr 3 once did to Jo. This one isn’t a dashing authority figure though of course: the whole ‘joke’ of the era is that Matt Smith is an old man in a young person’s body, a young pinup that happens to have the eccentricities of an OAP. He’s not the sort of Doctor to out-yell a Dalek platoon and physically attack them with a wrench (not least because anger is the one thing Matt’s a bit shakey on, while Matt is notoriously clumsy and accidentally used a real wrench in the scene where he attacks the Dalek rather than a lightweight prop, giving the Dalek operator a ringing head!) They only needed an extra re-write and they could have really used that sense of who this old-young Doctor that no one takes seriously at first but who has clearly been through so much here, in an era when children were growing up fast and facing mortality at too young an age. But then this is a story by someone born more than twenty years after VE Day, when the war never seemed in doubt and when the good guys were always going to win. It’s a trip round a war room exhibit, not a real attempt to actually make history come alive, the way Dr Who was designed to do in its early days. There’s no way David Whittaker would have let a story this clumsy and in many ways patronising through quality control. After all, having The Doctor save the day takes away from the people who really did. Amazingly as ‘photostrip’ version of this story was released, purely for schools, to help children get an interest in history despite this being the least accurate Dr Who historical of them all (needless to say, it wasn’t very popular and they never did another). As a WWII story it fails because it’s inaccurate. As a Dr Who story it fails because we’ve seen it all before. As a war film it’s sort of passable, mostly thanks to the scenery and the acting, but it’s also one of those dumb B-movie ones that’s spent longer working on the effects than the dialogue or story. This isn’t a victory then, it’s a lost battle that should never have been fought, the sort of recycled history-changing (both human and Dr who) that fans all feared might happen when Dr Who came back and which a lot of the abandoned revivals in the 1990s were panned for doing. To give them both credit, though, Moffat and Gatiss will both learn from this and never do anything quite as careless, clumsy or cynically commercial again. They still get to win the war.
Daleks? With Churchill? Oh no no no no no no no…



POSITIVES + At least there’s one bit of recycling that comes off: Just like ‘The Face Of Evil’ The Doctor threatens to blow The Daleks sky high with his ‘deadly weapon’. It’s a Jammy Dodger, which The Doctor happily munches when his enemies see through his ruse (in the original, of course, it’s a ‘deadly jelly baby’).


NEGATIVES – They make Bracewell come from Paisley (Steven Moffat’s home town) just so that Amy can give the line ‘you’ve done well, for a humble Paisley boy’. Lillian, meanwhile, gets the surname Breen, which happens to be Mark Gatiss’ mother’s maiden name. At least when David Whittaker, Dennis Spooner and Russell T Davies used to do this sort of in-joke it was subtle.


BEST QUOTE: Dalek: ‘I am your soldier! I am your soldier! I am your soldier! I am your soldier! I am your soldier! I am your soldier! I am your soldier! I am your soldier!’


PREQUELS/SEQUELS: The Doctor and Churchill are quite chummy aren’t they? Controversially so given that some of the war leader’s comments about race and gender aren’t, erm, as broadminded as say The Doctor’s (Steven Moffat explains this away once by telling Dr Who magazine that the 11th Doctor, particularly, would have been struck by how a man capable of great things could get so much wrong). You get to hear more of their relationship down the years – and down the regenerations – with Big Finish’s series ‘The Churchill Years’. Ian MacNeice reprises his very excellent Churchill impression for, to date, eight stories across two box sets (released in 2016 and 2018) featuring Doctors 9, 10 and 11 (sound-alikes sadly, rather than the real thing, though the Matt Smith particularly is a great impression). I still find it a bit odd having Churchill be the ‘hero’ though, worrying about how WWII will turn out when the audience all know that it’s all alright at the end, sort of. Most of the stories are set around real events in WW2 that feel a bit ‘look at how much research we did, ma!’ rather than stories in their own right and it’s sometimes a struggle to tailor them to fit the Dr Who scifi mould. There are a couple of really good ones amongst the dross, though: ‘Hounded’ skips the war to look at Churchill’s  ‘black dog’ of depression, a ‘Vincent and The Doctor’ style story about never giving up whatever dark place you’re in because one day you might live to do great things, while ‘Young Winston’ goes back to Winnie’s days as a soldier in 1899 when he makes for a most unexpected team-up with Madame Vastra, Neve McIntosh making for a great double-act with Churchill that you probably never knew you wanted till now but do. 


One of the adventures that isn’t mentioned is their first meeting in ‘Players’ (1999), a 6th Doctor ‘Past Doctor Adventures’ novel by Terrance Dicks in which he and Peri bump into a young Winston Churchill back in his days as a reporter in The Boer War. All is not as it seems, though, in a ‘War Games’ style story where soldiers are playing a much bigger war in a game of intergalactic chess manipulated by the alien ‘players’.  One of Terrance’s better books that recycles from one of his better TV stories and throws in a great amount of loving period detail (Terrance really knows this period from his childhood inside out). Considering this is the first time he’d written for Colin Baker’s Doctor full length he really captures his strident tones well too, better than most prose writers (though he struggles a bit more with Peri, who’s rather wet in this book).


‘Their Finest Hour (2018), part of the 8th Doctor box set ‘Ravenous’, sees McNeice star alongside Paul McGann as Churchill calls in a favour from an old friend. There are reports of luminescent red triangles in the sky. A fiendish new Nazi device?  Or aliens? It’s the latter: a war race known as the Helyion have come to Earth, but rather than get involved in the fighting they’re really inveterate gambles who have bet on the Germans to win the war and are doing everything they can to sabotage the other side! That’s just not cricket old bean. What starts out as a fun story turns sad somewhere round the middle, with lots of death and destruction in a decent outing for the 8th Doctor and Liv.


McNeice as Churchill turned up again in the 7th Doctor story ‘Subterfuge’ (2020), number #262 in Big Finish’s main range, a story which covers one of the saddest times in Winston’s life. Though the man who won the war, a fierce campaign by his labour rivals meant Churchill wasn’t trusted with keeping the peace and to everyone’s shock he finds himself out of office after the 1945 election, bizarre as that seems now. The Dr Who version says that’s because of The Meddling Monk who ran a campaign that’s based on fake news and untruths: they don’t quite paint their lies on the back of a bus like the ‘Brexit’ campaign did but it’s pretty close! Other excitements include an unexploded bomb, an assassination attempt on King Edward VIII’s life and a stem crystal. The story ends with The Doctor unable to change the timelines back again completely, leaving an utterly miserable Churchill out of office claiming that his friend has let him down and they are bitter enemies from now on. A thoughtful story. 


Finally, ‘Operation Hellfire’(2020) is a Big Finish story from volume six of ‘The Third Doctor Adventures’, with Tim Treloar a decent Pertwee alongside Katy Manning’s Jo. Jonathan Barnes’ story nicely captures the feel of a mid-Unit caper, what with devils being raised from the dead in crypts and two superpowers colliding with each other head on. The difference between this and a more nuanced complex story like, say, ‘Frontier In Space’ though is that there’s clearly a wrong and right and The Nazis, so often treated as a joke in other Dr Who stories (especially ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’
) are at their most threatening and evil here, soldiers happy to commit genocide if it brings them the respect of their leader. Of course because it’s a Pertwee story there has to be a maguffin too and the story goes a bit downhill when the ‘amulet of the wastelands’ turns up, an alien artefact that enables its finder to mass hypnotise entire populations. Of course Hitler is the one who finds it. Churchill doesn’t get much to do in this one, McNeice only turning up at the end of episode two, pleading with The Doctor to take the amulet away to another planet – which he does. Eventually. A bit of a muddle to be honest that’s more of a cut-and-paste job than usual (sweet and kind-hearted Jo is totally the wrong character to use with the most corrupt regime in Earth’s history, for instance).

 

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