Sunday, 2 June 2024

Dot and Bubble: Ranking N/a (But around #60ish)

 

"Dot and Bubble” (15th Dr, 2024)

(Series 14/1A episode 5, Dr 15 with Ruby, 1/6/2024, showrunner: Russell T Davies, writer: Russell T Davies, executive producers: Julie Gardner, Jane Tranter, Joe Collins and Phil Collinson**, director:  Dylan Holmes Williams)

Ranking: #N/A (but #60ish) reviewed 2/6/2024


‘Here is the latest news brought to you by your local Daily Mail Bubble: today house prices went down, with more vacancies than ever before as lots of properties are suddenly empty! Gee, I wonder why that is? Probably something woke and leftwing ignore it- it’ll probably go away by itself. Coming up: why The King is wonderful and totally deserves his pricey coronation…Oh wait, apparently the Prince is taking over now. Only he’s been eaten…deposed! Long live King…Err…Slug. Gosh how regal he looks with that crown over his squidgy little head. He’s an eligible bachelor too, a  real catch ladies so make sure you get in now. Later…Lots of sport, lots of celebs and of course a ten  page discourse of today’s hit song ‘Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini’. We ask: is this colourblind woke nonsense?...Soon: your page three pinup, a Miss Slug of Wales, her measurements 12 foot by 3foot. Likes: eating humans, feeding off their dead carcasses and taking over the world. Aww, how cute she looks!...Next issue: What Princess Diana would look like as a slug…Hmm something’s wrong with the news…No wait…aaagh…Don’t eat me…help…Everyone listen to me the office has been invaded by slugs and…[blocked]’ 







At last, after nine episodes back in charge of the new-look Disney Dr Who, Russell T Davies delivers his first true comeback classic (or at any rate one that wasn’t heavily borrowed from past comic strips). Now this, this is what the series is ‘for’ – a damning critique on modern society told through the lens of a possible future, which says things that would be too harsh if it was presented as a straightforward drama in the present day and yet is so plausibly undeniably where we’re heading, wrapped up as an action story about man-eating slugs. Not coincidentally ‘Dot and Bubble’ is the first of these new stories from the ‘RTD2’ era that Russell couldn’t possibly have written during his previous time as showrunner because the world wasn’t like that in 2010, a year that seems as if it was just the other day in so many ways yet was so different in so many others: politically Labour was still hanging on by its teeth with no sign of ‘Davros’ Cameron and his austerity policies, the credit crunch hadn’t fully hit yet, Donald Trump was just another corrupt inherited millionaire has-been rather than a right-wing monster (who looks not unlike the Man-Trap slugs), there was no worldwide plague to work through, no housing bubble, the environment was in trouble but as something we still had time to fix and the worst things we had to worry about were an illegal war we couldn’t possibly win – happy times. ‘Dot and Bubble’ though, for all the fact that its set in the fictional planet of ‘FineTime’ in some unspecified time that looks plausibly futuristic, is clearly what we’ve become while Russell’s been away: the technology that once brought us together and gave us hope has been turned back on us to make us splintered and confused, believing in fake data over what we can see in our own eyes and closing our ears to a social media bubble vacuum where the only opinions we hear are those that reflect our own. It’s a world of divide between white and ethnic and rich and poor alike, with smug little divas who know nothing about the real world the only people that anyone listens to – and yet have nothing of any importance to say. It’s a world that clearly no right-minded open-hearted being would ever want to be a part of, a society that indirectly leads to everyone we meet on this story being killed (is this the first time ever an entire society simply refuses the Doctor’s help before dying out?) and yet which everyone watching this story on first transmission clearly lives in. As with all the best Dr Whos ‘Dot and Bubble’ holds a mirror up to us and shows us that we’re the monsters, causing far more harm and damage than armies of Daleks or Cybermen.


Russell’s scripts have unfairly got a reputation amongst modern Whovians for being the ‘safer’ cosier more family orientated ones (at least compared to the jump-scares of Steven Moffat and the lectures of Chris Chibnall), not least because his trio of Who major monsters (The Slitheen, The Judoon and The Ood) are the cutest in the series. Since his comeback he’s not exactly been big on the Scary Marys either: Beep The Meep might talk the talk but for half of ‘The Star Beast’ he’s the sort of alien you want to take home and cuddle. I’ve always maintained though that there’s been a bite behind his writing, a darker angrier venom that doesn’t get unleashed very often but is so often merciless when it is – especially in a ‘karma’ sense, when a group of people or one or two individuals lets the world down: think what happens to prospective companion Adam in ‘The Long Game’ or no end of spoilt little rich brats (think Rattigan in ‘The Sontaron Academy’). I always wondered what Russell’s writing might have been like if he’d lived in an era that wasn’t one of (relative) peace and calm, like the cold war that ran across the first 25 quarter century of Dr Who history. Well now I know: ’Dot and Bubble’ is one of the wickedest, angriest most deliciously cruel stories in the show’s history, where an entire civilisation walks to their deaths from their own cold blind ignorance rather than accept the offered help of a stranger whose already helped save their lives.

I wondered too, after the casting of Ncuti Gatwa in the lead role, whether Russell was ever going to be brave enough to make use of the colour of the actor’s skin in one of his scripts. I hoped for a scene rather like that of the 12th Doctor in ‘Thin Ice’, a trip to the past when values were different to ours but which – despite Dr Who being a programme all about accepting different cultures on their own terms– were patently clearly wrong on every level. Instead of the past though Russell invents a whole planet of privileged little white rich kids, locked away in their own friend bubble and only listening to their own point of view. It’s the ultimate depiction of white privilege: social media, which when used properly can be such a tool for learning about other cultures and bringing the world closer to each other, can be used to cut off anyone who looks or thinks differently to ourselves, until the only voices and opinions we see are our own. Anyone whose ever accidentally knocked the two buttons on ‘Twitter/X’ and found themselves on the ‘general’ feed instead of their ‘friends’ feed will know this uncomfortable feeling (and it’s a social platform Russell joined again during the covid tweetalongs after giving upon social media many years ago): that creeping sense of unease that you’ve been congratulating yourself that the world is finally getting to a better place and agreeing’ with your opinions when, you’ve just been following people who increasingly share your views. I mean, my feed is full of people from all countries, ones from all backgrounds and cultures and come in all colours and sizes; heck there are even one or two Spice Girls fans out there I’ve most graciously allowed onto my feed. The one thing I don’t have are right wing racists who politically my opposites, because who wants to look at their venom and ignorance all day? Brexit and the mess of an election going on in America (between a president asleep at the wheel and another deliberately crashing the car) has only made the divide worse. And they, I’m sure, feel the same about me. So there we live in two separate bubbles, each one getting further apart from one another.


‘Dot and Bubble’ though goes one stage further: these kids, aged 17-27, are all white. We don’t know what happened to the kids of colour but apparently there were some: the character we follow, the gloriously named Lindy Pepperbean, says at the end how she doesn’t listen to people like the Doctor, despite the fact that he’s just helped save her life and shown up her ignorance. Even before then she locks him, while still listening to Ruby. Lindy’s friends list, a social media circle that takes on the form of a bubble inside the tech device called ‘The Bubble’, all look just like her: same blonde dye, same fake tans, same makeup. They’ve plainly never met anyone of colour – so why are they so prejudiced? It’s clearly not firsthand evidence, just something ingrained they’ve been taught by their culture, perhaps their parents or their school (if they even have one – perhaps this is the same era of Vicki’s hour a day electronic devices from Earth’s future). And yet, it’s so ingrained: these people are not like us, therefore they are of no use to us. Ncuti brilliantly sells the moment in what, due to a quirk of film scheduling, ended up being his first full day of work after the scenes alongside David Tennant on ‘The Giggle’ a few months earlier. He’s in denial, thinks she’s joking, then horrified, then laughs, then screams as a shocked Ruby tries her best to comfort him. It’s probably never even struck the Doctor that his colour would ever be a thing; he’s so used to being the person in the room that everyone automatically listens to; he’s travelled all across the universe where race doesn’t matter one iota, and he’s more than earned the trust of these privileged bratty white kids. He’s desperately trying to save their lives – and they won’t accept his help because of their own prejudices, preferring to believe in their own resources against alien slugs. It’s unspoken but we all know that this tiny band of rich fools won’t last five minutes in the real world – they aren’t even brave enough to use their own eyes in times of trouble. It’s all brilliantly played: I confess I hadn’t noticed at all that Lindy’s bubble was all so white (though I’d noticed the same weird hairdo: apparently bryl cream sales are big on this planet). Which is part of my own white privilege: a lot of  my Who friends, who are used to this prejudice firsthand, spotted is straight away. It’s all very well handled, a subtle slap in the face at the end of a story that seemed to be about something else entirely – which is a far better way of making your point than have Jodie Whittaker bleating on about the theme of the day from the safety of the Tardis.


Even before that ending, though, there’s something deeply creepy about a world that only sees what it wants to see, a world where people are not so much glued to their phones all day as have their phones glued to their faces. It’s a theme Russell already touched on in ‘The Long Game’ (when technology was implanted in our foreheads and all our media said the same thing) but which he takes much further here – it’s less of a comedy personal failing and more an ignorance that’s going to get everyone killed. Social media technology hasn’t yet reached the point where we wear it like a hat that blinds us to the world around us but that’s clearly where we’re heading: there are virtual reality goggles you can buy now not unlike the 12th Doctor’s sonic sunglasses and though at the moment they’re the privilege of the rich kids, well, we’ve seen in this episode how much everyone wants to be the rich kids who only have to work a full two hours a day, this is how bad things happen in society. There are so many great subtle dry digs in this story: Lindy’s inability to put down her bubble long enough to use her own eyes, blind and ignorant to the fact her co-workers are being gobbled up by slugs (there’s a great jump-scare, as great as any of other Moffat’s, when we think she’s got past them all only to be met by the giant one in the lift), the way she walks into a pole she doesn’ty know is there because her bubble didn’t tell her it was, the fact she blindly trusts her tech to guide her to safety even though anyone sensible would be legging it, the fake compliments paid to her by her online Doctor for keeping her heart rate low (even though the most active thing she’s done all day is pout), the way after a fright they’re more concerned with the fact she needs to use the loo than the fact she’s being eaten by slugs. Everything in this society is slightly wrong, slightly awkward. Then there’s the way she blocks the people trying to help her so she can stick her fingers in her ears and go ‘la la la’ because she doesn’t want to face it (or listen to ‘Itsy Bity teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini’, which is worse!) The things you don’t want to face are only a block button away. Which leads on to another theme: I’ve had the feeling for a while now, since the gentle teasing of ‘Star Beast’, that maybe Russell T doesn’t like Gen Z that much, the new generation who are now the natural Who jumping-on stage he’s clearly catering for with the Disney budget. It was there again in ‘Space Babies’ and to a lesser extent ’73 Yards’. Russell hates the vapidness of these young people, their ignorance yet assurance that they’re always right, because they have the world of information at their fingertips in a way their parents and grandparents did not; nevertheless there’s a difference between having information and being intelligent enough to know how to use it or to even know how to look something up that you don’t know.


This is very much a culture of rich kids, privilege that means they don’t have to suffer life the way their poor peers do. Russell’s been here before (the Ood started off as slaves, doing all the jobs no one else wants to do; we see the under society of New Earth in ‘Gridlock’, one of my favourite of his scenes is the one added at the last minute to ‘The End Of The World’ where Rose comforts a maintenance worker whose so unused to kind words from rich visitors she’s momentarily stunned) but this is one of his most vicious attacks on class and I’m all here for it. After all, it’s amazing how easily human society adjusts to its own pattern and forgets that there are other people who don’t live the way you do: maybe all these rich kids were born to this privilege so for them their two hour shifts pouting, leaving them free to ‘party’, really does seem like hard work (‘Boring!’) They really have no idea how the other half live and think everyone gets to live like this – and those who don’t presumably just aren’t working hard enough. One little scene says so much of this world: Lindy effectively steps over dead bodies laid out in exactly the same way as the homeless sleeping on our streets: she doesn’t ‘understand’ or comprehend them and so she doesn’t see them: even without the slugs it says so much about our wilful blindness to what’s going on in lies beyond ourselves. And those people could be any of us, or them: its luck and nepotism, not taken that dictates our circumstances (there’s a neat nod to a past Russell classic about how tiny decisions, many of them made by other people, affect us all when Lindy is frequently told to ‘turn left’, a gag I suspect was overdubbed later when someone pointed this out given that at one point Lindy is visibly turning right!)


They say that Dr Who fans have always been different to most scifi-fans because they love learning (while kids who’ve been brought up on other let’s say more American scifi shows are likely to pick up another scifi book or even a science book Whovians are primed to pick up history books, social cultural study guides, works of literature mentioned – heck even recipe books if it will help us understand a point of view more); there isn’t that same sense any more thanks to the sheer volume of online information out there – not all of it accurate, not all of it fair and unbiased, not all of it speaking to us from outside our own protective bubble. I wondered for a while if Russell was being kinder in this episode – after all we don’t know who made these bubbles and how long they’ve been around or if these people even want them  or whether they just don’t know any differently; the scene where Lindy admonishes herself for being ‘useless’ for making a simple mistake is very Gen Z too – they’ve been brought up on a culture that both rewards them for absolutely nothing and one that doesn’t look kindly to the tiniest mistakes (I keep reading about how strict schools are now, how overly disciplined on the sorts of things my teachers would have turned a blind eye to or all of us would have been in detention all day every day and my heart goes out to them because that’s not what childhood is about at all). But no: by the end Lindy is a monster. All her friends are monsters too. That’s a brave stance to be taking with an audience you want to win over, I just hope Russell finds a story to redress the balance and show how actually gutsy this generation is, who’ve had to live through more things (war, famine, plague, environmental collapse, political hatred) than any generation since the war generation. After all, laughing at a younger generation is itself a form of prejudice and as a family show Dr Who is traditionally one of the only safe spaces a younger audience has to put their point of view across to their parents (then again, the Who story next to this one alphabetically is 1968’s ‘The Dominators, a rightwing tirade against hippies, so I’s not unprecedented either). Russell’s usually a kinder writer than that though – I hope a future episode redresses the balance.


Ah yes plague – you see I think there’s another theme beneath all that in this story and that, for the third story in a row, that theme is covid. The single biggest thing to happen to the world since the last time Russell was in charge of Dr Who, it’s also the reason he ended up back writing for it, after becoming involved in the ‘Dr Who lockdowns’. It is, if you listen to the world at large, all better now: the most you get are the sniffles and it’s just like a cold, so suck it up. It is, if you listen to the politicians, all behind us now as we have to rebuild our economy and go back to work and work extra hours to make up for being furloughed four years ago, etc etc. However, if you listen to the scientists who actually know how pandemics work and who have mostly spent the last few years screaming into the void (the scientists not in the pay of the governments and trotted out to say its safe anyway, but the actual ones who talk from the data), it’s as deadly and dangerous as it ever was killing hundreds of people every day. There are only two professions left that still do masking and ventilation as an actual thing: politicians (who mostly wear masks when they’re not on telly and have the most expensive ventilation systems around in their offices) and television. You see, they just can’t afford to fall behind schedule if someone gets ill (and it’s a relatively rich industry at that) so practically everyone still masks practically all of the time they’re not on screen. Covid changed our society in ways that are still being felt, a collective trauma we haven’t been ready to process yet, which took so many of us that everyone was touched by it somewhere except the lucky few, generally young and healthy people, who are locked in their own bubble and only know other young healthy people. After all, illness isn’t something people want to admit to. It’s treated in our society like a failing that’s somehow our fault – all the better to pretend to everyone else that you’re well and healthy and that covid only takes people who ‘deserve’ it.  The idea of a ‘bubble’ in the first place is such a covid-era word, from the days of lockdown when we could only legally see six people in case of spreading germs. Time in isolation was mostly spent talking to other people online who saw the same things we did: as an m.e. patient whose immuno-compromised I have a disproportionately large amount of friends and family who died directly as a result of covid and know lots others who got sick. And look at the shock of people who realise they can actually hug now, after so much time spent distancing, who look as if they’ve forgotten how to do it.


There were times when it felt as if everyone I spoke to regularly was either dead, dying or sick. And yet, when I spoke to some of my friends I didn’t hear from elsewhere, they didn’t see any of it: all their friends were young and healthy and they clearly had good genes where their immune systems kept them safe. There was a disconnect just like the one in this story that led to all sorts of side effects:: the amount of strangers I saw, even in my own social media bubbles, who said that covid wasn’t real and it was all a ‘conspiracy’, despite all the data to the contrary, in phrases just like the one in this story when people are being eaten by slugs. Even so, there was a sense of denial that came with it, a number of followers and friends who just disappeared overnight, just like this story, that none of my friends would talk about or allow themselves to think about. For many people the only way to get through covid was to pretend that it wasn’t happening – and that if it wasn’t it couldn’t possibly happen to them. Just look at the ending too: a Doctor, of all people, steps in to say they can save everyone, because they kind of can now: we know covid is airborne, that we can defeat it with vaccinations and masking and ventilation. But nobody wants to know: people think the danger is past now and will gladly take their chances with the slugs. So many doctors (or at any rate medical researchers) I know are tearing their heart  out over such ignorance, just like the Doctor does here. And a slug sucking your face, that attached to your body (just like a virus with a spike protein) is the perfect analogy: I only wish Russell had written in a line about how it doesn’t eat everyone and some people get ‘long slug’, eaten from the outside in slowly and still expected by society to do their two hours work a day or they get kicked out of FineTime. ‘You’re not really living’ say everyone to me as I spent my time stuck in my house as an alternative to death, ‘it didn’t get me’ – but as someone whose name is genetically early on in the alphabet and first in the queue to get eaten by slugs I prefer half a life indoors to being eaten by a slug, thanks. Oh and if you’re the sort of fan who wants to point out that Russell said he first got the idea for this story and pitched it to Steven Moffat in 2010, that was a brief sketch on a phonecall about a social media world with slugs; I remain convinced it was covid that, effectively, gave these slugs teeth as it were. Russell almost says that he thinks covid was created artificially, in a lab, to cull the population of people who don’t do anything much except take up space and resources too…then swiftly moves on, the Doctor’s words left dangling in the air.  


It all fits with the main themes of class and prejudice too, with covid revealing lots of unpleasant truths about the people around me, that I hadn’t known were there. Early on in the pandemic there was a study that revealed how ethnic minorities were dying at a quicker rate, right about the time of the ‘George Floyd’ riots over the endemic racism inside the police force. A former friend, who said that covid wasn’t real or dangerous on the one hand, said they should stay at home because there was obviously something genetically ‘inferior’ about people of colour. The truth, of course, is that they were far more likely to be at work despite the pandemic in conditions that meant they were closely packed in with other people, an unfair economic system giving them no choice but to turn up for work and get sick (needless to say, he’s not a friend anymore). One phrase you saw banded a lot during the pandemic’s early phases was ‘key workers’ – the nurses, teachers, binmen and council workers who had to turn up to work despite the danger or the country would have ground to a halt (this was Britain but it was the same all over). One thing that nobody seemed to point out: the ‘key work’ was all working class jobs. Doctors aside, the upper classes stayed at home, because who needed estate agents, lawyers, dieticians and business strategists when we were all at home?  


What happened when we went indoors for those months of lockdown? The insects reclaimed all of our human spaces, almost overnight. They didn’t care about humans and covid: they couldn’t catch it; to them we were momentarily further down the food chain and we didn’t like it. Like ‘Frontios’ it felt at one point as if the only familiar thing left at the end of the world would be the giant insects reclaiming their land. The slugs themselves aren’t named on screen though the ‘Unleashed’ behind-the-scenes documentary refers to them as ‘The Man-Traps’. I’m sad that nobody refers to them as ‘Tractators’, the giant woodlice from 1983’s ‘Frontios’ which must surely be an influence on this story. After all there are such parallels: the end of the world scenario, the way they shuffle along slowly unlike most Dr Who monsters relying on people being blind to them and the fact they are the monster in a story that’s really all about denial and ignorance in the face of overwhelming evidence. One thought: knowing how many stories Russell gets from reading the news were they inspired by the bedbug outbreak in France from 2022? A time when lots of British papers boasted it would never happen here and which the French media quickly said was something that only happened to poor people with bad hygiene habits rather than something to worry about (rather than attack of nature caused by a previously privileged ecosystem). They’re a worthy pun too, about how the world is always so ‘sluggish’ to catch on to what’s really happening and how we have to keep being ‘rescued’ by someone telling us something that we should really know for ourselves. They’re a great idea, all slobbering slime and killing by suffocation, so nobody ever hears them. They are, though, the weakest aspect of the story though I think: despite the extra Disney money and the advances in CGI they’re not any more convincing on screen than the lesser monsters from Russell’s first time round, like the Krillotane or the Pyroviles. In this story, more than usual, it’s so important that they look ‘real’ because the rest of this society is so obviously fake – but they don’t (the models used for the actors’ eyelines, as seen in ‘Unleashed’ are more convincing than I expected though  - perhaps they should have been men in costume instead, for all of the problems they had with the inflexible Tractators the first time round, who could barely move). Also their backstory is only sketched in: they’ve apparently been brought to this world to kill these people off, but by who? What for? I mean, these people are annoying but I’m not sure they deserve to die just because of that – show much better still this story might have been if there had been a back story of a rival tech to ‘Bubble’ who was trying to take over the market by killing off all their rival’s customers (it could be a bloke named Melon Usk, to go with the daft names and satire). A shame, especially given how cleverly Russell gives us all the exposition we need in Ruby’s scene trying to get Lindy to listen to her (which is so much more convincing a place to do it than the usual ‘scene in the Tardis nattering’ or ‘the baddy speaking to his minions’ scenes). The fact that they’re killing people off in alphabetical order is a bit weird too: it makes sense of why only some people have died and not others (and gee thanks Russell, apparently I’d be one of the last to be gobbled up before the ending!) but it makes no sense as an invasion plan or as an infestation and raises the very real question of just how intelligent these mute slugs are (I mean, are they killing people off a list? Can they read? Where do they even keep a list without getting slime all over it?) I fully expected another scene in here, one that explained everything or at the very least linked it back to this year’s big bad. I mean, it could still have something to do with The Toymaker and other divine Godlike beings, I suppose, but slugs seem a little too…Earthy for that.  



There is, though, one great scene I wasn’t expecting at all which is the defining moment of this story. We’ve been following Lindy all story and yeah, sure she’s annoying but she’s also quite sweet in an innocent naïve sort of a way: she’s the sort of character you want to shake out of her complacency and mother, sure, but you get the impression that she doesn’t wish bad on anyone; that the friends in her friends list are actual people she cares about. And then there’s that scene where she’s ‘saved’ by her favourite celebrity, Ricky September, who presumably once led her in a slug-singalong about the importance of washing your hands during slug lockdown. She idolises him: I’m not entirely sure why given he seems as vacuous as she does, but then he does a very brave thing and risk her life to save her from a slug. It is, if you will, on a par with some of the celebs (mostly musicians) still brave enough to speak out about covid and put their careers on pause by refusing to play indoor concerts or insisting on testing before gigs or taking their songs off streaming platforms that promote conspiracy theorists (if this whole sorry era has a hero It’s Neil Young. If it has another it’s Bruce Springsteen. It had a third in David Crosby, till he gave in after three years of refusing to tour and put his fans in danger till he faced going bankrupt – instead he tragically caught covid and died during rehearsals for his comeback). What does Lindy do? She says how September isn’t his real name, that really his surname is ‘Coombe’ and he deserves to be eaten first. And so he is, right in front of her, while she legs it out of danger. Lindy isn’t a cute character, she’s a monster. And the fact we’ve been in her head, seeing the narrative from her point of view and gone along with it, hits you in the stomach: what else have we been blind to by only seeing things from her perspective. It’s a really clever twist in a story full of them (though only a very brief Susan twist this week, as an ambulance driver): something Dr Who has never ever done before. I mean, it’s come close – ‘Mission To The Unknown’ in 1965 gave us a choice between terrorists and Daleks and ‘The Black Guardian’ trilogy spends a lot of time seeing things from Turlough’s point of view as he tries to kill the Doctor – but both stories were about people pushed to extremes who didn’t know any better. Lindy does. She’s a monster bigger than any slug and the Doctor knows it and still tries to save her – and then she’s racist to him. It’s such a great finale – I mean it was a good episode, already in my top 100, but that finale comes out of nowhere and says more than the usual techno solution ever could: I mean, it takes more than a reversal of the polarity of the neutron flow to sort this crooked mess out; these people are too far gone to save. And, in great Dr Who tradition, it’s all their own fault.



So much of this episode rests on the acting of unknown actress Callie Cooke, whose in practically every scene. She rather nervously jokes in ‘Unleashed’ that the last time an all-new character had this much attention it was Carey Mulligan in ‘Blink’ and that didn’t do her career any harm. I fear it won’t, simply because this is, on the surface level, a role that seems to be less demanding, of a spoilt rich kid without the range that Carey had as Sally Sparrow (indeed this one’s more like that other Doctor and companion-lite Russell story ‘Love and Monsters’, albeit a Monster obsessed with self-love). Yet in many ways it’s a better performance. Callie needs to juggle so many things at once: we need to like her enough to spend time with her, feel for her enough to identify with her, yet still be mildly irritated with her and believe that she’s still believable enough a monster to be capable of the biog betrayal at the end. She is all those things all at once, with a character who could so easily be a one-dimensional stereotype right on the, ahem, bubble of being good or bad. If Millie Gibson stole the show last week in Doctor-lite episode ‘73 Yards’ then she steals this one and a lot of the story works as well as it does mostly because of her. A word too for her friends though: they get precious little screen time and when they do they’re inanely singing ‘Itsy Bitsy Polkadot Bikini’ and yet there’s a sense of real people behind the masks here too, of a full culture that’s grown up warped that existed long before we first joined them. I just wish that the Doctor and Ruby had been a bigger part of the narrative, something caused by necessity (Ncuti was late to the planned filming schedules because of his final days shooting ‘Sex Education’; Millie, meanwhile, was busy shooting ’73 Yards’ back-to-back with this story). Unlike ‘Blink’ or ‘Love and Monsters’ where having the Doctor and companion there only briefly helped the storyline, this one misses them: we know, of course, that they’re both good people trying to help but it would make the story even punchier if Lindy and her friends could see more evidence of how good they were. Plus it seems more than a little odd that they’ve homed in on the very person who is about to be eaten by story’s end; it’s a good job they didn’t start with Zinedene Zidane or Zygon Zogbert or something or they might still be working the plot out.

Overall, then, no ‘Dot and Bubble’ isn’t perfect. By its very nature, as a story about shallow people in which the Doctor barely appears, there are none of those great passionate Russell T monologues of old to inspire you. I worry that this story is still too subtle to get through to the people who most need to understand it. I mean, it’s detractors will still say that it’s ‘just’ a weird oddball story about mean-eating slugs, moan about the lack of action (there is, perhaps, a few too many repetitive slug-escaping scenes and it’s all too slow motion to really be called an ‘action’ sequence), the lack of the Doctor and the fact that there are plotholes (or at least lot omissions) big enough to ride a slug through. Already this story’s detractors are out in force complaining about this story and particularly the ending) for being ‘woke’. Well, yes it is, but only in the phrase’s literal sense: we are all blind to something, asleep to basic prejudices in our own bubble of privilege that allows us to be ignorant of what is going on to people around us, even people who live and work a few feet away from us that we have grown accustomed to never ever speak to. ‘Dot and Bubble’ is Russell really slugging it out with white rich fans who say that Dr Who is not for ‘them’ anymore: it’s a show for all of us; if society starts including anybody on grounds of race or class that’s when society starts breaking down and everything starts going wrong. I love Russell’s writing when he bares his teeth like this and after a comeback era of largely colourful cartoons it’s so great to have a story with such a powerful message again. ‘Dot and Bubble’ is what I live for as a Whovian: a story that made me feel, made me think and was full of monsters – if not necessarily the ones I expected to be monsters when I started watching – told in such a bonkers way that no other primetime series would dream of doing or indeed get away with. It is, in short, my favourite story in a decade, since Peter Capaldi let Zygons be Zygons in ‘The Zygon Invasion/Inversion’, give or take Jodie Whittaker’s best turn in ‘Eve Of The Daleks’. At last I wear my Dr Who fan badge with pride, because this here is the reason this is the greatest show in the galaxy: the one that’s simultaneously the most fun and the deepest,  most sombre series you will ever see, saying things that no one else is in brave enough to say in a manner that’s all of its own making. ‘Dot and Bubble’ is exactly what this series is for, perhaps more than any other episode in its long history: giving a voice and a platform to people who might not get heard in such a mainstream way otherwise and pointing out uncomfortable truths nobody wants to hear. It’s in the grand of old Who tradition of telling us things we don’t want to see in a cute and playful way – and yet at the same time this story is utterly unlike anything that ever came before it, with a style all it’s own that’s somehow very ‘now’ in 2024. And to think Ncuti has barely started: indeed on pure screen time he’s on about episode three by now compared to most other Doctors. After a sluggish start to his era the 15th Doctor’s time feels as if it’s finally arrived and found its feet now – let’s just hope he gets to spend more time in screen next week (putting two Doctor-lite episodes together seems an odd move). 

+ POSITIVES I love ‘The Bubble’! It’s a combination of every social media going, a series of bright colourful screens dancing in the air that seem to give the sensation of having a wide view (after all, you have to turn your head to see everything and they stretch off into the distance) but which is actually narrow and restricted. It’s a clever idea and Disney money well spent. Those of you who’ve come to these reviews from my scifi book series ‘Kindred Spirits’ might know ‘the universal’ which is the social media used by twelve alien civilisations: in my head it looked just like this. Oh and if you want to know what a whole ‘Love Planet’ version of ‘Love Island’ looks like that’s in book five ‘Abundance’ published last year. Not that I’m saying Russell is reading my work or anything (I know he isn’t from the sales figures alone)…


- NEGATIVES Ricky September’s death would have had a lot more impact if we’d got to know him as a person rather than a caricature. I mean, is his saving Lindy a sudden change of morals or has he been hiding his true convictions in plain sight all this time? I like to imagine had had a failed string of singles called ‘The slugs are coming to get youuuu’ and was nearly dropped by his record label before doing a silly cover song about a bikini. This story would have been super-powerful if Russell had followed up his spotify-kicking episode ‘The Devil’s Chord’ and shown how lowering music to its lowest common denominator results in faceless vacuous nonentities singing empty songs like this when the real job of celebrities/musicians is to teach us as much as it is to entertain, to get us to see beyond our own bubble. If there had been any sense of that before Ricky’s last scene, had he at least tried to do the right thing before, his death would have been even more of a shock (after all, it’s a general law of Dr Who that the good guys win and the bad ones die – but not always, which is why it’s all more shocking when it happens the ‘wrong’ way round). Instead it’s just the death of a caricature who came god and turned into a real person in his dying breaths, which isn’t anywhere near as effective. I also totally thought Ricky was a hologram of the Doctor as the only way he would ever get Lindy to listen to him would be to become a thick white stereotype rich dude (there are definitely some Ncuti mannerisms going on there) but no.


BEST QUOTE:  ‘You don't have to like me. The only important thing is to get you out’.



PREQUELS/SEQUELS: Officially none, but ‘Frontios’ is clearly cut from the insect-covered cloth.

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Saturday, 1 June 2024

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A thousand years of war, peace, love and hiccups through the eyes of the first ten children born after intergalactic contact - Maggrumph edition. It's a whole new way of looking at the universe we thought we knew...




Moana was the first Maggrumph to be born in the age of interstellar contact, when the ten great civilisations first made contact with each other. Soon he’s rubbing shoulders with other children from other planets as part of a new holovision series ‘The ITGang’ designed to commemorate this new bold and brilliant future and teach the rest of the universe how such very different and very alien aliens (sorry, ‘off-worlders’) can get along. Soon he’s thrown into a whirlwind of television broadcasts and publicity that he hopes will promote intergalactic brotherhood and friendship but mostly seems to be promoting themselves. Moana doesn’t make friends easily and soon finds himself the odd one out, with a very different vision of what the programme should be to his new friends, Belobrat presenter and HS20 sponsors. For while Moana’s need for honesty and his heart is in the right place his antlers aren’t and a mysterious illness keeps him apart from everyone too, seeing him stuck at home while all his friends go off to enjoy the fruits of the universe. Moana thinks his life is over before it’s begun, but soon he finds he’s right at the heart of all five flashpoints in the universe’s connected intergalactic history: his accident of birth forever linked with the time Enwin and Lizzie revealed to the universe the presence of life on other planets, an onlooker to the riots led by the Intergalactic Peace orchestra on Mras that led to the overthrow of tyrant Almathea, a participant in the Agrosian wars fought by President Eleron, a supporter of the discovery of the poisonous red weed created by unscrupulous companies by the children of Orpheneous and involved the day Earth tyrant Chyren turned the universe upside down. But will the universe listen to a washed-up Maggrumph when he’s needed? Will Moana get the life he craves and find the fulfilment he always dreamed of, with the love of his life and their eleven very different adopted children and pet argibraffe on a whole new planet way out in the countryside, or will life just get in the way again? And what is the mysterious object discovered in the moat next to his house? More than just another novel, ‘Experience’ is yet another mad house, a love song to the ups and downs of life and the hope that one day we can all find our equilibrium and lead a life to look back on and be proud of.

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Saturday, 25 May 2024

73 Yards: Ranking N/A (but around #115ish)


"73 Yards” (15th Dr, 2024)

(Series 14/1A episode 4, Dr 15 with Ruby, 25/5/2024, showrunner: Russell T Davies, writer: Russell T Davies, executive producers: Julie Gardner, Jane Tranter, Joe Collins and Phil Collinson**, director:Dylan Holmes Williams)

Ranking: #115ish reviewed 26/5/2024




On seeing the title: 'Gee, I hope this is a story about the Doctor owning 73 Totter's junkyards spread across the galaxy where he's lived out similar lives to the one he had with grand-daughter Susan and there's a temporal nexus point linking each one made up of his parallel lives that's then altered by an alien monster reversing the polarity of his timelines!'

On seeing the episode: 'Whose that batty old woman then? Oh...'

 


Well, that was an odd one. We seem to have been saying that rather a lot lately in the Dr Who community. So much for the Disney money meaning that they’re playing it safe this year! ’73 Yards’ is, at least, like lots of other Dr Who stories stuck together rather than something totally new: there’s the spooky ‘Wicker Man’ style folk horror and witchcraft of ‘Image Of The Fendahl’, the sense of being a perennial outsider Bill feels in ‘World Enough and Time’, that feeling of grief seen in ‘Hell Bent’, the watcher from ‘Logopolis’, the confusing internal logic of ‘Warrior’s Gate’, the anger and impatience of ‘The Girl Who Waited’ and the sense of life beyond the Doctor touched on in ‘Turn Left’, all stirred in a cauldron and left to implode, as if Russell T Davies has spent his time away from Dr Who watching his successor Steven Moffat and his increasing collection of blu-rays from the 20th century and gone ‘Ooh I wish I’d done that when I had the chance…Wait, why don’t I try them all?!?’. More than anything, though, this story resembles my favourite of Russell T Davies’ non-Who series from 2019 in which an ordinary happy world gets out of control one bad step forward at a time until we go from a life that’s recognisably like ours (to the extent that there was a voiceover made over the opening the day before transmission mentioning items from the new years, even though it had all been shot months ago) to one that had we come to it cold would have seemed impossible, with its right wing politicians, wars and robots. It’s an extraordinary bit of fortune-telling about Brexit, about Putin, about AI technology, about covid, about communities who used to be close turned on one another because they took a wrong turning somewhere, with a warning to us at home to make sure what steps we take and to stay alert to things around us, because one day that might be us. A lot of fans are calling it a ‘Twilight Zone’ story with a bit of ‘sapphire and Steel’ but honestly it’s not logical enough to fit the former or bonkers enough to fit the second: if anything it’s like ‘The Omega Factor’, the 1979 series Louise Jameson did straight after playing Leela, in which it’s left up to the viewer whether the paranormal investigator’s wife dying in a car crash is the result of meddling with witchy forces or a natural disaster and his grief in coming to terms with her loss and the world being even stranger than he thought it was when researching telepathy and telekinesis.  

 

’73 Yards’ (the distance it takes for a figure in the distance to  become  blurry, as measured by Russell himself from atop a Welsh pier when writing this story) looks, from first viewings on my timeline, the sort of story that you either ‘get’ or you don’t, a divisive tale that makes little logical sense in a scifi sense but which simply ‘feels’ right, working to its own internal spooky logic that ghost stories do. Me? I liked it, probably a little more than the other 15th Doctor stories so far, although I think I liked what I felt it was trying to say more than what it actually did if that makes sense: I love the fact that my timeline is full of fans desperately trying to work out what the heck ’73 Yards’ was all about, each one with very different versions of what this story meant because I love it when Dr Who is ambiguous to do that and it makes a great change from the other stories this year whose plots have all been so simple they can all be reduced to a single sentence (‘the one with the Beatles’ ‘the one where the Doctor steps on a mine’ ‘Space Babies!’) while still being a bit narked that there wasn’t just a little more logic inside there to stick it all back together again. For instance I’ve seen fans complain that the ending is the stupidest thing Dr Who has ever done and others who think it’s the single greatest twist in the history of the franchise; had this been by Chris Chibnall I’d have found it clumsy and had it been by Steven Moffat it would have been too clever by 7/8ths, but because its Russell T making the most of the wider palette his successors have left him and something he absolutely totally wouldn’t have done back when he had the keys to the Tardis the first time round it’s a surprise that works when you’re watching it, with its own internal instinctive feeling of being ‘right’ that makes no sense when you sit back and think about it. Like the story it’s an idea to like, even love when you’re watching, but which is also so far out of Russell’s usual strengths as a writer it also feels as if you’re strangely removed from it all, at a distance of perhaps 73 yards or so. 



The Doctor has been putting his foot in it a lot lately hasn’t he? There’s a lot of joking within the story about how it’s nearly like last week’s episode ‘Boom’ all over again, where the Doctor steps on a landmine (interesting in itself given that this story was recorded first – and is, in fact, Ncuti and Mollie’s first recorded episode even before ‘The Church On Ruby Road’, to cover for the fact that Ncuti still had the final episodes of comedy series ‘Sex Education’ to film before joining the cast fully). But ’73 Yards’ is very different to ‘Boom!’; whereas that story was Moffat playing around with typical Davies ideas (an emotional story from a ridiculously simple premise, of stepping on a mine) this is Russell nicking from Steven, a gutpunch of a life spent lived in fear and isolation as a result of something that feels like a fairytale.  The Doctor accidentally breaks a magic fairy ring on top of a Welsh clifftop and Ruby reads some scrolls she found there, turning around to find the Doctor gone and an old woman standing staring at her from 73 Yards ago. Like ‘Boom’ it’s sudden and violent, an act that comes out of nowhere to take everything that seemed safe and cosy away in an instant, just as the Doctor and Ruby are happily riffing off one another like a brother and sister who know each other really well, and then he’s gone, vanished as if he never existed. Instead of her best friend she was so close to there’s a stranger following her around, always at a distance, scaring off everyone she talks to. The rest of the episode is Ruby, a character who like Amy Pond before her is an orphan with abandonment issues, coming to terms with the fact that she’s now alone, abandoned by everyone she used to know in her old life by turn, a stranger in a strange land that once seemed so familiar. Ruby is distraught, never able to allow herself to get close to anyone in ase they get scared of, sometimes using that isolation to try to live her life small and empty, sometimes freaking out, sometimes trying to use her days for good such as the time she becomes an ‘insider’ in the campaign of a right-wing politician intent on causing harm. Only nothing works until she dies, a lonely old woman wondering what it was all for, until her death releases her ghost who sees how she should have lived her life, warning her just in time to take a step back from the wrong turning she took at the start, the one mis-step that haunted the rest of her life. Far from being the supernatural story about local Welsh weirdo Mad Jack who placed a curse on her, the way we’re led to think from the opening moments, it’s a story about how we can become our own ghosts, our own mistakes haunting us for the rest of our lives.       


   
On the one hand it’s a story about how we live our lives through how other people think of us. Ruby realises early on that she can’t get close enough to this mad old woman to talk her properly (a bit too quickly: it might have been better had we had an extra scene where she tries just that, rather than merely looking up after walking towards her to find the woman is still the same distance away). She sends strangers to talk to the woman who then run away with fear and a look of disgust over at Ruby, whose powerless to make them listen to her (including the mysterious Susan Twist whose in this episode again! That has to be a series arc clue but we still don’t have the first idea what that might be just yet). Ruby walks into the local pub to find that the locals don’t like strangers and talk to her as if she’s from outer space – despite thinking she’s an ordinary Londoner. There’s a fun bit where we think the Tardis has landed out of time because the locals act as if they have no idea about how you can use your phone to pay for things and then laughing say they were messing with her, only to charge her a fiver for a soft drink which seems extortionate even with austerity inflation to take into account, but no: apparently Ruby is back in her own time and they’re just ripping her off. They don’t like strangers in these here parts and can’t wait to get rid of her. So Ruby goes home, devastated to find out that even her mum rejects her. Then she’s befriended by UNIT in a welcome surprise return of Kate Lethbridge-Stewart who comments on how she’s used to looking after the Doctor’s strays and it looks as if Ruby’s going to be alright again – only the whispering goes on and soon our old friend is abandoning her too. Ruby turns hard and isolated, breaking up a romance because she can only see it going wrong before picking up on a throwaway reference the Doctor made in the last thing he ever said to her, about a right-wing politician from the future who puts everyone in danger and has just appeared on TV. Ruby uses her ghostly powers for good, getting the old scary woman to frighten him off as well and destroying his political career, so she at least manages to do some good from the curse that’s been placed on her, the isolation and damage she feels. You feel, given that this is Dr Who where karma is usually a thing, as if Ruby has done enough to break the spell, but no: she dies alone, still unloved. 



On the other hand this is a story about unresolved trauma and grief, the sudden shock of someone you love dying that cuts up your life in your tracks and what an isolating experience that is. Strangers whisper when you’re around and run away, even the people you love can’t get close to you and run away in disgust because you’re not who you used to be.  Like Bill being turned into a Cybermen you feel the same person inside but people treat you differently because all they can see is the monster they think you are and which you sometimes think yourself to be,  the ordinary person whose seen something so extraordinary terrible that it’s the first thing people talk about when you walk into a rom. Tragedy becomes your identity to the point where it both follows you around as your closest companion and keeps you at a distance from everyone, unable to get close in case they abandon you too. Whereas Moffat spent a whole episode of having the 12th Doctor re-living the same day, waking up and remembering the grief of losing Clara while playing hide and seek in a giant castle in ‘Hell Bent’, an episode every fan seems to love except me, Davies is more emotional about it: we see Ruby’s pain firsthand more readily than the Doctor’s, there are no ginormous and clumsy bits if symbolism and this feels less like a mystery that demands we solve it than an awful thing that just is, because awful things can happen in life. The fact that Ruby has to live with what happened to her, for the rest of her days, without the Doctor isn’t quite as heartbreakingly done as Russell’s own ‘Turn Left’, because we haven’t had a full chance yet to see what Ruby’s life might have turned out like without the Doctor there, but it still packs a punch. Equally the story isn’t quite as relentlessly cruel as ‘The Girl Who Waited’, where Amy once spent a lifetime in a separate time-stream waiting for the Doctor to save her. However you feel every turn and twist, especially the two moments when we think it’s finally going to be okay, that Ruby has found someone safe to be with, only for her mum and Kate Lethbridge-Stewart to abandon her too. Russell has had his own share of trauma, giving up his Who job the first time round primarily so he could nurse his partner Andrew Smith who was dying of a brain tumour and who passed away in 2018, nine years after his last Who script was finished (one of the last was 2008’s ‘Turn Left’ which is sort of this story in reverse, Russell’s story about having to give up Doctor Who and a love letter to how his life might have turned out without it). He knows the atomic bomb that losing someone close causes in the rest of your life and how you never get over it. 


Could it be too that this is Welsh native Russell T Davies despairing at the position his country has been left in by repeated decisions by the English at Westminster. The moment when the lady at the pub talks about fairies and spirits and how they live in Wales before her disgust at this London interloper putting her foot in it by not respecting local traditions is the sort of thing Russell’s hinted at before but never as strongly as here. It could just be a character saying the sort of things a character in her position would say and yet the fact that later in the story we have a clearly English politician talking from a mostly English government about blowing people up with nuclear weapons rather emphasises her point. Wales has been a separate country to England a lot longer than it’s been part of a union. For the longest time the English were the neighbours from hell trying to invade it every five minutes. Suddenly they think they’ve invented isolationism and want to be left in peace at just the point when being part of Europe is benefitting Wales (by making programmes like Dr Who): that’s beyond aggravating for many locals who have felt for many years that Britain’s democracy never speaks for them. After all, the rest of the story makes clear through Ruby how isolation and keeping your distance is bad for you. Brexit is one of those big British issues of the past ten years Russell’s been watching from the sidelines that wasn’t there in his Dr Who days but we know from ‘Years and Years’ and various interviews that he’s not a fan: after all most of his Dr Who stories are about the importance of community and co-operation. Ruby’s isolation could easily be a Brexit metaphor, the awful whispers that everyone else talks about her to strangers exactly the sort of hate the ‘leavers’ were engineering with their lies about the damage other countries were doing to Britain 9when really they were doing it to themselves). Although I wish Russell had thrown a lie written on a big red bus just to whallop the point home as if this is what he was trying to say it all got a bit lost in the metaphors.  



Goodness knows that’s enough to be going on with; I do feel as if there’s even more than that though. Russell’s story is quite a sad one when you know it – ‘the only gay in the village’ in Wales who was ostracised by so many for his sexuality (this is a rare story that actually has Wales as Wales after all, where Russell grew up long before Dr Who adopted it as ‘home’). There are endless moving interviews where he talks about how lonely he was in his teens, unable to find any people who were like him in the valleys, isolated while people talked about him behind his back (because it was the 1970s when people did that), whispers following him wherever he went. From what I understand his family were always supportive and he found his own friends on moving to London in the 1980s, people who were just like him (his series ‘It’s A Sin’ pays tribute to a lot of these friends) and yet it must have put a strain on every relationship he ever had; the people who started avoiding his own parents while they whispered and snickered, everyone keeping their distance from him. For a while Russell finds a community amongst Whovians, as represented by Kate Lethbridge Stewart, presumably chosen to represent us all as she’s the character who has the best overview of all the people whose lives have ever been touched by the Doctor; you would have thought a uniting programme about an asexual alien who believes in justice and fairness for everyone and who doesn’t even judge monsters from other planets would be a source of support (and mostly it was, judging by interviews and Russell’s open love letters  to the series in his other stories) but I’ve been around this community for long enough to know that there are always pockets of people who think the show is for ‘them’. As late as 2005-2010, when Russell was showrunner, there was a baying mob who complained at the show having a ‘gay agenda’ and were horrified Russell had been put in charge after writing other TV series about gay young men, even though that ‘agenda’ consisted of Captain Jack 9) bisexual character invented by Moffat) and a chaste kiss between lesbian cats in ‘Gridlock’. Suddenly Dr Who no longer felt like a safe space either. So there Russell is, a creative whose spent his life at a remove from everyone else, trying to use it as his ‘super-power’, allowing him to talk about what the world gets ‘wrong’. In this story that’s summed up by young gammon Brexiteer Roger, an MP who seriously thinks that Britain is better off in isolation and threatening people with nuclear warheads, even though the writer knows how important community is and how we should be closer to people not further away from them. If this reading is right (and, you know, it might not be – this is a subtle a script, at least compared to the rest so far this year) then it’s a sad ending: Russell thought that using this super-power and putting the world right would be enough to stop people whispering and kept apart from him but it isn’t; the world is as divided and prejudiced now, in the present time, as it ever was and how he might never escape it till death.  Would he really want to warn himself from choosing this path though? And how can it even be a path he chose to take, rather than the only one that’s open to him? 


Could it be, then, that this is a more general story about being a creative who finds it hard to fit in? Creatives scare people who only see what’s directly in front of them with our knowledge of the past and fear of the future – most of us live by intuition rather than fact, a spooky ‘sixth sense’ that means we can sense what’s about to happen in the world and our constant need to warn people about it, doomed to only be heard once it’s happened (I’m convinced that’s what ‘Years and Years’ is about). We don’t live in the ‘real’ world and walk around with the power of life and death over our characters (a lot of the 2009 specials feel like Russell’s paranoia all this writing was giving him a God complex). Goodness knows being a writer isn’t a vocation most of us would choose (and I add myself there even though I’ve sold a mere infinitesimal fraction of what Russell has because it has nothing to do with success): it’s low paid, unbelievably stressful and only other creatives respect you – everyone else thinks you ought to get a ‘proper’ job and should stop mucking about. It leaves you always slightly removed from the world, always looking at it through distant eyes, as if you’re a character yourself. No one else, however close to you, can truly join in with the party going on in your head at all hours and as Russell’s head includes Oods, Slitheen and The Moxx Of Ballhoon I’m willing to say that his inner world is every bit as weird as my own. There you are, taking a difficult path that you didn’t actually choose for yourself but did because it was the only one open to you because this is a vocation that very much chooses you not the other way around (and, let’s face it, most writers are pretty hopeless at day to day life and normal jobs, myself very much included). Everyone else thinks you’re mad for taking it, because they can’t share in that vision in your head that keeps you writing and haunts you like a ghost that lives inside you, demanding to be fed. The only thing you can do is tell yourself you’re doing good, pointing out the world’s mistakes and offering warnings for other people who are too busy living their normal lives to see it, like Ruby does with the MP. But even then it never quits, never lets you go, never lets you return to join ‘normal’ people. If that sounds far-fetched then maybe it is, but it would be at one with how Russell left us the first time around: I’m convinced ‘Turn Left’ is about Russell’s despair at having to give his favourite job up and that ‘Waters Of Mars’ was his punishment for refusing to, with the finale of ‘The End Of Time’ touching on all those things Russell felt he had left to write. It’s ‘Midnight’ though that this story reflects most: every moment he stays in his job, instead of being with his poorly husband, is poison, the Doctor’s own words and creative processes turned against him. One clue: Ruby makes it snow, again. Something that used to appear in so many of Russell’s stories (especially his Christmas stories) that it became a running gag. The line where a dying Ruby tells her nurse proudly ‘I made it snow once’ and she simply sighs ‘yes dear’ disbelievingly while plumping up her bed and doing something practical is the sort of end all creatives fear, their good work all for nothing in the ‘real’ world. Russell is, of all the showrunners and script editors who’ve ever worked on Who, the most instinctive, the one mostly to write what’s rolling around his sub-conscious simply because it sounds right: he’s less logical than Moffat or Chibnall, or for that matter Dicks or Bidmead or Cartmel (the closest is David Whittaker, right at the start, with ‘Edge Of Destruction’ a similar tale all round with just as controversial an ending. But even he never let his imagination run away with him quite as far). Of all the people who’ve worked on the show Russell is the one that’s learned to listen to his inner voice the most – it’s perfectly in keeping to turn that into a character that stares at him from a distance his whole life, as if he’s a character in his own story. Perhaps this is Russell in the interim showrunner years wishing he’d never brought back Dr Who (this is a story all about trying to live without him after all, just like ‘Turn Left’) and being a witness to all that magic because he’s been forced to live a boring ordinary life without him and it hurts (a mirror to Turn Left’, about how much he knew he was going to miss it). 



Even more than that, like ‘Boom!’ last week I think this is all a covid metaphor, Russell too writing about the single biggest world event since he was showrunner. For Russell the world has always been a brilliantly happy place full of a network of support and one or two wrong ‘ums who cause things to go wrong, but there we were stuck in isolation, apart, that community that Davies loves so much falling apart. From what I understand he spent most of it alone in his flat, two years after losing his husband, broken only by the odd Dr Who tweetathon. Just look at how the old lady is always a set distance apart from Ruby, how she can’t get close to anyone old or new and is always going home alone, the way even after lockdown ended people were wary of one another, the way the locals are in the pub when Ruby walks in. You only need to talk to any under tens who lived through the lockdown (or those of us unfortunate enough to be immuno-compromised, for whom every day is still lockdown, because covid is still killing and disabling thousands of people every day, folk) to know how differently they see the world after a set period of their life where they had to grow up independently, without their friends and peers around them; even with adults there’s a level of distance and remove still there. For someone as open to the collective conscious and world suffering as Russell covid was inevitably going to feature in there somewhere but he doesn’t see it as a mine to  be stepped on so that everything blows up, the way Moffat did, he sees it as something more abstract, a ghost that haunts everyone.



The result is a story with many great moments: Ruby’s mum glaring at her daughter from inside a Taxi to Ruby’s great despair, the moment Kate listens in to what her soldiers are telling her and leaves in disgust even though Ruby pleads with her not to, the final oddly brutal moments in the hospital ward where Ruby figures her life is for nothing before her ghost goes on walkabout. Millie Gibson is extraordinary: I still can’t believe this was her first story filmed (not least because her performance in the first one we saw, ‘Ruby Road’, was so awful, pure soap opera acting): this one had nuance, panic, a world-weary despair that actors decades her seniority and experience would struggle to pull off. You really believe that Ruby is older and in her forties by the time she starts working as a volunteer for Roger; far more than the actually pretty awful makeup job (I thought the one in ‘The Girl Who Waited’ was disappointing in 2011, but this is just a wig and a pair of glasses). A lot of this episode’s brilliance is down to Mollie and she rewards the faith Russell put in her, when Ncuti was unavailable, a hundredfold. 



It does feel, though, as if this story was rushed despite the fact that it was filmed as long as two years ago (the single worst thing about being showrunner the first time round was how close everything was to deadlines and what a rush it all was, so Russell isn’t going to fall into that trap again, at least filming wise!), something in common with Russell’s other scripts so far this year. The old Russell was more nuanced and detailed a writer, less broad than the current one who’ll sketch a scene in and leave it at that. The opening scene with the fairy ring is muddled even allowing for the fact it turns out to be largely a red herring and merely means to set up a different sort of a story the whole thing about mad Jack and the scrolls and the curse is poorly explained. It feels like an afterthought, a desperate attempt to work this central idea into a story. Dr Who has done witchy stories in the past (not always successfully ‘Fendahl’s mixture of science never quite worked, ‘The Witchfinders’ is too historically inaccurate and empty to do much and the ‘K9 and Company’ pilot ‘A Girl’s Best Friend’ is absolutely bananas). There’s plenty of room for another, especially one that leans into the ‘Wicker Man’ stylings of this story’s opening few minutes, with a village cut off from the rest of the world still practicing pagan witchcraft. It’s a bit clumsily done though: surely the obvious thing for Ruby to do would be to go to the nearest library and research the curse to see how to break it. I mean, I wouldn’t head to the pub first thing: for a start Ruby doesn’t know if she’s putting everyone in immediate danger while I wouldn’t have dared leave the Tardis, even when locked (and why is it locked, even with her key? It would be easy enough to say that the Doctor simply hadn’t given Ruby her own key yet, but no – they make a big song and dance about that in ‘Space Babies’). I wish too the watching lady had been spookier: more like Logopolis’ ‘watcher’, a harbinger of what’s to come from an alternate timeline, the fickle finger of date that can’t be avoided. The ending is convoluted (there’s always a twist at the end!) and confused: surely Ruby would be able to recognise something about her future self, even at a distance of 73 yards. I mean, even older and with – apparently – an entirely different build (the downside of using another actress rather than Millie under ‘Sound Of The Drums’ style aged makeup) she still has the same mannerisms. There’s one great plothole too: how come the Doctor and Ruby listen the second time round when they didn’t the first time? It’s sad, tool that effectively the episode is all for nothing from Ruby’s point of view: she effectively killed that other self, just like the older Amy did in ‘The Girl Who Waited’ and Donna did to get the Doctor back in ‘Turn left’ in a similar scenario, but you really feel those sacrifices because they were made knowingly. In emotional moments of sudden realisation. Here Ruby’s ghost just discovers that she can do this at the point of death. The world isn’t saved by her actions (except for the MP with nukes bit – is that going to happen for real in this timeline now?), and her character doesn’t remember any of her experiences to learn from them. Honestly, great as this story was, Phil Ford’s Sarah Jane Adventures episode ‘The Curse Of Clyde Langer’ did being an outcast better – and Daniel Anthony was even  better at being a typecast scapegoat, despite being a ful five years younger than Mollie (someone give him a leading role – he’s the first person I’d cast if I was running a show of my own!) 



I do admire this story for being different though. It would have been easy for Russell to take the Disney money and rest on his laurels by giving us lots of lazy animatronic CGI monsters and the same recycled plots. Instead there isn’t another Who story quite like the atmosphere of this one – for all it has elements from other past stories. ‘Warrior’s Gate’ is the closest, a tale of time gone wrong and being separated from your real self by the mirror of your mind, but even that one doesn’t quite work like this: far from time being weird here it’s the enemy, eating away at Ruby in her Doctorless life. Heck, having the Doctor absent at all just five episodes into this brave new era is courageous enough, as is choosing not have the opening sequence (as far as I can tell only the third story ever to do that; this story is about the Doctor’s absence after all – it would be wrong to go from the Doctor disappearing to seeing the Tardis spinning through time and space). I’m not the biggest fan of either Ruby’s mum or Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, who are amongst the more one-note of Dr Who actors, but they both give their best performances here. We get Susan Twist’s biggest cameo yet 9so much for there being a twist at the end – this time she’s at the beginning) and you’re clearly meant to think that the plot is finally going to reveal who this mystery person is who keeps turning up across time, but nope – it’s another red herring as he runs away from Ruby never to be seen again (and surely she can’t be Susan, unless she lost her memory, as she sees the Tardis). The story really does belong to Mollie Gibson though and wouldn’t work anywhere near as well without her to pull it all together.  



In other words ’73 Yards’ is another ‘nearly’ episode, one with a lot to admire and one that’s arguably head and shoulders over Russell’s other comeback stories so far (though I still think ‘The Star Beast’ is the best script that owed its ideas more to Pat Mills and John Wagner who wrote the original comic strip it was based on) but which still leaves me feeling slightly removed from it, unlike the real emotions I felt from, say, ‘Turn Left’. There’s too much talking in this one and not enough feeling, not enough understanding just what Ruby’s been through – because she can’t and won’t talk about it. For me it’s not the classic half the fanbase are calling it – and yet neither is it the incomprehensible disaster others say it is, at least not to me (I reminds me of how I felt as the only fan who didn’t like ‘Hell Bent’, a story far clumsier than this). How strange that an episode partly about division and isolation is dividing so many fans! For me this story is a mere few yards short of a classic  (not 73 but a few) , the plotholes and loopholes getting in the way. However the fact there’s a story worth getting out teeth into again, one that asks questions in a way Chibnall never could and so far Russell in his comeback hasn’t tried, is a wonderful thing to be savoured. At last, ironically by charting the great unknown and doing weird unexpected things again, ‘Dr Who’ feels more like ‘Dr Who’ than it has in a long time. Let’s hope the rest of the series makes good use of the momentum it’s gained now and that we don’t just go back to normal next week. Though judging by the trailer that seems unlikely…     



POSITIVES: The spooky clifftop in Tenby (so not the one in ‘Power Of The Doctor’ where Dr 13 turned into Dr 14, which was Durnble Door – and thus wipes out a theory that it was really Jodie Whittaker who kicked this timeline off by stepping into a fairy ring then) makes you wish this really had been a witchy type of story, so atmospheric is it. The bent-over tree that appears in so many of the location shots is a gift for the story: it has nothing to do with it, sure (despite fevered speculation following the series trail) but it feels as if it belongs here, a bit of natural life withered away and bent double by time. Of course there’s a fairy ring here. How could there not be? 



NEGATIVES: The whole MP and Albion party (the olde name for England) was a real lost opportunity. Had this been properly integrated into the script, had all the plot elements of Ruby’s life story been leading up to this moment, had it had more than a mere five minutes screentime, it could have been great. After all, the idea of taking down megalomaniacs who put their own prejudices ahead of the lives of people they’re supposed to be responsible for is very Dr Who: just as with ‘Years and Years’ it’s all a scarily plausible part of our future and having Amol Rajan, currently host of quiz show ‘University Challenge’ but back in 2022 still working  mostly as a news reporter and interviewer as per here, is a nice throwback to old times when Russell used to get cameos from real people to sell his fictional premises more (weirdly Amol is far more natural made up to look like an older version of himself nd reading a script than he is in any of his current appearances improvising). Having Ruby take him down with a mere word recalls the ‘don’t you think she looks tired’ line of ‘The Christmas Invasion’ that brought down Harriet Jones, all about the power of ordinary people (and timelords) to take down people who think they’re bigger than ‘us’. But it’s all so clumsy: we’ve never had even one inkling of Ruby’s politics before now: for all we know she’s as rightwing as he is. She somehow manages to wangle a job close to Roger despite starting as a volunteer: in a mirror of Ruby he’s not the sort to let people get close to him and it’s unlikely anyone without a background in politics could have wangled such a job with such an important person, even across years. It’s never made clear why Ruby only decides to ‘activate’ her whispering stalker when she does: Roger’s already admitted to wanting to use nuclear missiles but it takes a quick word with his underlings and how badly he treats them for Ruby to finally activate a detonator of her own. Surely if Ruby is close enough to be at this meeting, weirdly taking place on a football pitch (because football pitches are…wait for it…73 yards in length) she’s seen firsthand how badly he treats people. And isn’t threatening people with nuclear weapons enough of a reason to take him out already? It’s all a bit of a muddle, a draft away from greatness which is unusual for Russell (who, unlike Moffat or Chibnall, tends to get the most out of his ideas before they go before the cameras); if this really was the story Russell started writing then why not get a few mentions in of Ruby’s politics and Roger before this? Roger too is a caricature and nothing more, too young to be scary (despite the showrunner’s comments on the ‘Unleashed’  behind the scenes programme that this is the way politics are moving I haven’t noticed anyone like him – most of the scariest politicians look ancient even when they’re not; they do say hate ages you after all – just look at Davros). He doesn’t feel a real threat, just another rich kid with more money than sense who believes in his own brilliance yet is also easily talked out of what he says. It’s as if Russell’s forgotten how to write in both his big bads and his ’bad wolfs’ both. The irony of them announcing a general election two days before this story by the w\y (even though it was written two years ago and scheduled ages back): let’s hope we all heed Russell’s warnings this time…



BEST QUOTE: Kate Lethbridge-Stewart: ‘It’s what we do all of us, we see something inexplicable and try to make it work’.


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